View Full Version : Well Boys, it's nut cuttin' time!

Bud Wiser
12-18-2000, 02:27 AM
Impressions from this weekend in the NFL: Lot of teams choked up games this weekend that they really needed (i.e. Chokeland, Denver, NYJ, Minnesota, etc.). I saw the Miami game, and the Fish were so tight that you couldn't have pulled a nail out of their a##@ with a tractor. Thank God that the Chiefs aren't subjected to that late season pressure.

Note to the Cincinnati groundskeeper: Next time it snows, you probably shouldn't use a '69 Camaro to clear the field. For Chrissake, my front yard looks better than that field. Nice work.

Schedule Request: Can we schedule the Donkos 4 times next year, and leave San Diego and Seattle out? Fashion note: "Easy" Ed (As he is known to the Denver Gay Community)McCaffrey might want to lay off of Dr. Pill Felonowski's diet pills, if he wants to wear those ridiculous short sleeves when it's -96 below zero. Those 12" guns he's sporting make him look like Olive Oyl on steroids.

The King of Beers
Giddy with victory.

12-18-2000, 07:40 AM
Yeah, what was up with that turf in Cincy? When Warrick had that return he made a cut and it looked like half the field crumpled up like when you made a cut on a rug at home when you were a kid.

I for one wish we had that late season pressure. However, pooping on the Donkey's pot roast was fun, too bad we didn't knock them out of the play offs or anything.<P>

Bud Wiser
12-19-2000, 08:07 AM
Oops-I guess I need to add the Lambs to my "choked when they needed to win list". I'm going to petition W. for some federal aid for Missouri, so that we can have a real football team flown in.

The King of Beers
Soon to move to another state.

12-19-2000, 07:13 PM
Bud, I clicked on this topic expecting some crude (albeit funny) comment about coryt and his upcoming procedure.

Thats gotta hurt.