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bringbackmarty
09-10-2006, 02:44 PM
Holthus is out there.

BigOlChiefsfan
11-19-2006, 06:32 PM
Every time Mitch says this phrase I shout "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Of The Endzone".

Everybody ought to have a hobby.

KcMizzou
11-19-2006, 06:33 PM
He adds more weird shit every game.

Sweet nectar? The Centaur?

WTF, Mitch.

DaFace
11-19-2006, 06:35 PM
I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.

KcMizzou
11-19-2006, 06:36 PM
I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.Eh, I do too.

BigOlChiefsfan
11-19-2006, 06:37 PM
Try it my way. Make it a drinking game. Shout out 'Sweet poontang of the Endzone' and take a shot. Win, lose or draw this makes for an enjoyable game.

Sure-Oz
11-19-2006, 06:41 PM
Harlan>Holthus

Reaper16
11-19-2006, 06:45 PM
It's like Mitch is taking a mythology class at a community college or something.

Discuss Thrower
11-19-2006, 06:45 PM
I did kind of do a WTF when I heard Larry "Centaur" Johnson, but when I thought about it, he could resemble one... if he was given a second pair of legs.

tk13
11-19-2006, 06:57 PM
It's like Mitch is taking a mythology class at a community college or something.
LMAO The mighty Hercules, in the endzone! Touchdown, Acropolis!

gblowfish
11-19-2006, 07:12 PM
For many years now, me and my pals drink every time Dawson says "penetration." Try it, you'll be faced by halftime.

unlurking
11-19-2006, 07:53 PM
Al Michaels just said "LT to the EZ" after a TD.

:shake:

TinyEvel
11-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Cmon, guys. Mitch is the bill shakespeare of broadcasting.

and Al Michaels is the Vanilla Ice.

leviw
11-19-2006, 07:57 PM
Be sure and read Jeffrey Flanagan's column in the Star tomorrow. He critiques both the TV and radio broadcasts after every game for his Monday column. Always a fun read.

chagrin
11-19-2006, 08:00 PM
LMAO The mighty Hercules, in the endzone! Touchdown, Acropolis!

The Legend of Scanlon, as told by Mitch Holthus:


Zeus lay with Metis, the goddess of crafty thought and wisdom, but immediately feared the consequences. It had been prophesied that Metis would bear a Scanlon more powerful than the sire, even Zeus himself. In order to forestall these dire consequences, Zeus transformed Metis into a fly and swallowed her immediately after lying with her. He was too late: Metis had already conceived a Scanlon. Metis immediately began making a helmet and robe for her fetal Scanlon. The hammering as she made the helmet caused Zeus great pain and Prometheus, Hephaestus, Hermes or "Roy" (depending on the sources examined) cleaved Zeus's head with the double-headed Minoan axe (labias). Scanlon leaped from Zeus's head, fully grown and armed, and Zeus was none the worse for the experience.

All hail Rich Scanlon, who sprungeth fully formed from thy head...amen

ChiefsFanatic
11-19-2006, 09:29 PM
He adds more weird shit every game.

Sweet nectar? The Centaur?

WTF, Mitch.

Mitch has jumped the shark. I can't even listen to him anymore.

Centaur? WTF? Idiot.