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John_Locke
09-10-2006, 04:56 PM
I work with I told you about a while back


she is a bengals fan and thinks its funny that our qb got hurt, said too bad it wasn't as serious as her beloved CP

have I ever mentioned that I hate that gunt?

JBucc
09-10-2006, 04:57 PM
She loves Carl Peterson?

Guru
09-10-2006, 04:57 PM
DAmn hatefull bitch.

Mecca
09-10-2006, 04:58 PM
Did you talk shit to her before the game?

grandllama
09-10-2006, 04:58 PM
bengals fans should be chemically castrated.

John_Locke
09-10-2006, 04:58 PM
She loves Carl Peterson?


probably right now she does

but carson palmer is her boy

HC_Chief
09-10-2006, 04:59 PM
You should hit her in the face with a cinderblock :D

John_Locke
09-10-2006, 04:59 PM
Did you talk shit to her before the game?

no, I don't talk to her about anything not work related and even then I don't have to deal with her much at all

KcMizzou
09-10-2006, 05:01 PM
You should hit her in the face with a cinderblock :DGet her once for me.

:$2500:

Mecca
09-10-2006, 05:02 PM
Alright then that's kind of cold, I was going to say if you talked shit to her then you asked for it but since you didn't.......

John_Locke
09-10-2006, 05:12 PM
yup, the email was sent to about 9 of us KC fans. Should be a fun day to watch her squirm tomorrow. She's digging a hole. :)

KcMizzou
09-10-2006, 05:15 PM
I can't believe a Bengals fan would gloat over something like that after what happened to their own QB last season.

Every fan base has it's share of assholes and idiots, I guess.

Iowanian
09-10-2006, 05:21 PM
Tell her she looks fat in ANY pants, and that when she walks by, it smells like she washed her vagina, with a dirtier vagina.

John_Locke
09-10-2006, 05:31 PM
Tell her she looks fat in ANY pants, and that when she walks by, it smells like she washed her vagina, with a dirtier vagina.



bwhahaha I would love to, but she would probably start a sexual harrassment suit on me

she looks for anything to put her in the spotlight and cry woe is me

cookster50
09-10-2006, 05:49 PM
You should hit her in the face with a cinderblock :D
Nah, just go with antifreeze in a bowl.

Iowanian
09-10-2006, 05:51 PM
I didn't know you worked with nosewad.


she looks for anything to put her in the spotlight and cry woe is me

John_Locke
09-10-2006, 07:23 PM
no I do not work with my sister ;)

Coach
09-10-2006, 07:29 PM
Well, when she bends down to grab a paper or something, pull a Geathers on her, and reply "That's for Trent, beotch!"

Bwana
09-10-2006, 07:32 PM
Toss a railroad flare in her car some night. :)

Coach
09-10-2006, 07:41 PM
Toss a railroad flare in her car some night. :)

Or give him some bird bombs if you got any left. :p

Skip Towne
09-10-2006, 07:44 PM
Stab her in the face.

Bwana
09-10-2006, 07:45 PM
Or give him some bird bombs if you got any left. :p

Heh, I still have at least 25 of those bad boys in the man shop next to the beer fridge..........go figure. :)

Braincase
09-10-2006, 07:49 PM
I hope she gets a serious of painful infected ingrown hairs 'round her snatch.

TinyEvel
09-10-2006, 08:01 PM
Tell her she looks fat in ANY pants, and that when she walks by, it smells like she washed her vagina, with a dirtier vagina.
:ROFL: time for the dead rat in the top desk drawer
OR..
do the piss frizbee. Pee in a Ziploc freezer bag. Purge all the air, put it flat in the freezer.
Wait for a hot day, slip it through the cracked window in her car.
follow it up with a voicemail from someone else's extension: "BEEEOOOOOOOOOTCH!"

Nati Ice
09-10-2006, 08:21 PM
you should probably hate**** her.


thatd show her, thatd show her reeeeeaaaalll gooooooood.

KcMizzou
09-10-2006, 08:23 PM
you should probably hate**** her.


thatd show her, thatd show her reeeeeaaaalll gooooooood.Good idea.

I can't wait for the "John Locke is an asshole" thread to appear here on Chiefsplanet.

Simply Red
09-10-2006, 08:36 PM
Hold her down and poop on her chest. Next pee in her eye. Then beat her in the knees with a Royal's souvenir bat.

Iowanian
09-10-2006, 08:43 PM
I think a Cleveland Steamer, would be particularly insulting to a bungle fan.

KcMizzou
09-10-2006, 08:49 PM
I think a Cleveland Steamer, would be particularly insulting to a bungle fan.LMAO

chiefs4me
09-10-2006, 08:55 PM
I could bitch slap her...I mean I'm just saying.....

John_Locke
09-11-2006, 04:41 PM
the gunt didn't come in today.

AZORChiefFan
09-11-2006, 04:50 PM
If you do anything to her I believe the immortal words of Chris Rock would be appropriate - paraphrased -

"I'm not saying you should've done it, but I understand"

StcChief
09-11-2006, 04:54 PM
as Wesley goes way out of his way to avoid hitting Palmer later, wonder what you thought then.....

MOhillbilly
09-11-2006, 04:55 PM
one i got this morning from crimepartner-Matt,
I just wanted to say I'm sorry for crushing your hopes of a good season. But don't fret you still have Damon Huard I'm sure he will pull through for you. I called Trent Green to apologize ,but all he kept saying was "Big boy make Trenty go night night".
your friend
Robert Geathers a.k.a. the sandman



Hes a raiders fan noless.:mad: