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blueballs
09-11-2006, 11:50 PM
could be a long frustrating season if things do not change
suggestions for letting off steam short of throwing the
tv across the room

or have you already thrown it out the window?

TinyEvel
09-12-2006, 12:09 AM
1) yell into a pillow
2) kick your neighbor's yard art (bonus points for ceramic fawns)
3) Guzzle mass quantities of Natty Light, Busch Light, Keystone Light, or any other "just outside of the main brand's quality controls" seconds from the breweries (yes, that's what they are. I have proof)
4) Get a hotel room under the name Peterson. Thrash it.
5) Toss a f-ball in the backyard with your son. Dream about the Chiefs Championship 2021 season.
6) beat off. (blueballs avatar should help)
7) M-80 in a cat's ass
8) Help Madden '07 Chiefs beat anyone.
9) Go to TGI Friday's for $4 appetizers (I recommend the fried green beans)
10) Get a pack of green army men and a can of Wizard lighter fluid. Smells like victory.
11)Keep posting on Chiefs Planet until you own the front page.
12) Talk to a hardcore Royals fan.
13) take up Tai Chi.
14) Visit the burn ward at the local hospital
15) Talk to an Oakland fan.
Fock it, i'm spent. Just throw the TV out the window and take up scrapbooking.

Count Zarth
09-12-2006, 12:12 AM
I cry myself to sleep on Sunday nights.

blueballs
09-12-2006, 12:13 AM
laughing about Plummer
would be my guess

TinyEvel
09-12-2006, 12:14 AM
Dude, GoChiefs, you gotta lose the avavtar. Looks like a friggin' Mardi Gras head costume. Go back to your Star Wars guy or something. Anything.

TEX
09-12-2006, 12:16 AM
could be a long frustrating season if things do not change
suggestions for letting off steam short of throwing the
tv across the room

or have you already thrown it out the window?

I simply change the channel and go do something and find out about the score later. I'm likely to do that many times during what appears to be the train - wreck - in - progress that is this season.

Count Zarth
09-12-2006, 12:17 AM
Is it bad karma? I thought it might be.