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vailpass
09-12-2006, 03:35 PM
What's with some of you predicting a KC defeat in Denver this weekend?
I'm sensitive to T. Green's injury but for Chrissake people. I come over here looking for our annual game-week smackathon and......nothin'.
Doom & Gloom. Predictions of a Chief loss.

It isn't bad enough I draft LJ with the 6th overall pick in my fantasy league and he proceeds to shit the bed in game 1 and looks like an average RB without the all world line. Now I gotta' watch most of you mope around as well?

Reaper16
09-12-2006, 03:36 PM
I like the title, though I hope it was intentional.

keg in kc
09-12-2006, 03:37 PM
I think most of us were intimidated by the great play of donkeys against St. Loser.

JimNasium
09-12-2006, 03:37 PM
We are doomed. Jake Plumber for President.

vailpass
09-12-2006, 03:37 PM
^^I like the title, though I hope it was intentional.

Lzen
09-12-2006, 03:38 PM
In LJ's defense, I think the playcalling was questionable. They went away from the run too early. The last 2 drives of the first half, LJ didn't touch the ball. :shake:

We all know it's hard enough to win in Denver. Now we have a journeyman QB leading our team for this game. It will be a lot tougher than normal. Although, there is always the fact that we can count on Jake Plummer throwing a couple INTs. :D

OnTheWarpath58
09-12-2006, 03:39 PM
What's with some of you predicting a KC defeat in Denver this weekend?
I'm sensitive to T. Green's injury but for Chrissake people. I come over here looking for our annual game-week smackathon and......nothin'.
Doom & Gloom. Predictions of a Chief loss.

People were predicting a Chiefs loss back when the schedule was released.

Haven't won in Denver since......(2000?)

Denver's Home Opener.

Haven't won in Denver since.....




TG being out just added to the doom and gloom. Puking all over ourselves everytime we play in Denver started it.........

StcChief
09-12-2006, 03:39 PM
Since the German DID NOT bomb Pearl Harbor :p

DH has a chance....just waiting for Jake 'The Fake' to continue showing his true colors.

beer bacon
09-12-2006, 03:39 PM
What's with some of you predicting a KC defeat in Denver this weekend?
I'm sensitive to T. Green's injury but for Chrissake people. I come over here looking for our annual game-week smackathon and......nothin'.
Doom & Gloom. Predictions of a Chief loss.

It isn't bad enough I draft LJ with the 6th overall pick in my fantasy league and he proceeds to shit the bed in game 1 and looks like an average RB without the all world line. Now I gotta' watch most of you mope around as well?

He did have 140 yards on 23 touches :(

The only way I can possibly seeing us win is if A) LJ still somehow finds a way to be successful running the ball with nine guys in the box, B) Our defense has somehow found a way to defend the bootleg and stop the Broncos running game, and C) Plummer really has imploded, and he gives some timely turnovers.

Truthfully, I don't expect any of those three things to happen. I will be happy if our defense shows progress against Denver's offense, and whichever tackles we have starting at least look mediocre to average in pass blocking.

JimNasium
09-12-2006, 03:39 PM
Hey Vail, wanna kick my dog while you're at it?

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=29814

vailpass
09-12-2006, 03:40 PM
He did have 140 yards on 23 touches :(

sshhhh I know, I'm tryin' to generate some old fashioned bronco hate so we can commence to game-week smackin'

Hoover
09-12-2006, 03:41 PM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, because Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor.

But I'm still pissed off at the Canadians who hijacked those planes and attached the World Stade Center and the Pentagon.

Rain Man
09-12-2006, 03:42 PM
A lot of people forget that Damon Huard won the starting job over Dan Marino. He's got the potential to be a Hall of Famer just like Marino.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/football/pro/dolphins/sfl-0205marinohallgallery,0,5920509.photogallery?coll=sfla-sports-utility-dolphins&index=48

Kyle401
09-12-2006, 03:42 PM
Wow, you got LJ with the 6th pick in your draft and you are disappointed with 148 total yards. Proclaiming that he is an average RB puts you in the same category as those proclaiming doom and gloom.

vailpass
09-12-2006, 03:43 PM
Hey Vail, wanna kick my dog while you're at it?

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=29814

What? Your QB left the game on a stretcher and still had a better game than mine. You got the blues cuz' your QB is out and I got the blues cuz mine aint.

Sorry, can't cut you any slack for a pity party.

vailpass
09-12-2006, 03:45 PM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, because Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor.

But I'm still pissed off at the Canadians who hijacked those planes and attached the World Stade Center and the Pentagon.

Damnit Hoover do I really need to explain one of the most classic quotes ever?
Do I?

beer bacon
09-12-2006, 03:46 PM
sshhhh I know, I'm tryin' to generate some old fashioned bronco hate so we can commence to game-week smackin'

I just checked his stats, and he actually had 148 yards on 22 touches! You damned dirty donko bastard!!

Rain Man
09-12-2006, 03:48 PM
sshhhh I know, I'm tryin' to generate some old fashioned bronco hate so we can commence to game-week smackin'

I hate John Elway with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Stinger
09-12-2006, 03:53 PM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, because Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor.

But I'm still pissed off at the Canadians who hijacked those planes and attached the World Stade Center and the Pentagon.

Um ... Hoover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K92OVFeGgIE

vailpass
09-12-2006, 03:54 PM
I hate John Elway with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Yes! Go with it, go with it......

DaFace
09-12-2006, 04:00 PM
Those of you who didn't get the joke need to turn in your man cards immediately. That is all.

vailpass
09-12-2006, 04:01 PM
Um ... Hoover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K92OVFeGgIE

EXCELLENT find Stinger! This should be mandatory viewing for anyone who needs a pick-me-up.

vailpass
09-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Those of you who didn't get the joke need to turn in your man cards immediately. That is all.

Thank you. I was about to remind everyone that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

HemiEd
09-12-2006, 04:07 PM
Rod Smith is an over the hill cheating Donko!

vailpass
09-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Rod Smith is an over the hill cheating Donko!

Excellent! Keep 'em coming. The best line of the day wins Kyle Turley's truss.

Reerun_KC
09-12-2006, 04:38 PM
This thread is Germans!!!!!

ChiefFan31
09-12-2006, 04:52 PM
What's with some of you predicting a KC defeat in Denver this weekend?
I'm sensitive to T. Green's injury but for Chrissake people. I come over here looking for our annual game-week smackathon and......nothin'.
Doom & Gloom. Predictions of a Chief loss.

It isn't bad enough I draft LJ with the 6th overall pick in my fantasy league and he proceeds to shit the bed in game 1 and looks like an average RB without the all world line. Now I gotta' watch most of you mope around as well?

LMAO Love the thread title. New Guy Rocks!

I wouldnt worry too much about LJ on your fantasy squad. I have him too. He will be just fine, you have to actually get carries to put up yards.


And the Donkeys suck, so does Plummer. God, I hope he throws an early pick. It will be raining Boos.

Fish
09-12-2006, 05:19 PM
Huard is gonna come into Mile High and make Plummer look like.... well... Plummer!

And the first time Plummer comes around the end with a bootleg, Hali is gonna hit him so hard his pornstache is gonna spin.

About that time the crowd is gonna start chanting for Cutler... and mutiny will follow.

Rod Smith is gonna hand the ball over to Law and Surtain the first time he touches it, cause he knows he ain't got the skills no more.....

Elway will take the field in commemoration for the last time the Donks were worth a shit.... and he's gonna stumble over the sideline and impale himself on his own ego.....

Chiefs are gonna win!

KcMizzou
09-12-2006, 05:20 PM
Chiefs are gonna win!It'd be nice to see the 'Mange on suicide watch, rather than the Planet.

runnercyclist
09-12-2006, 06:16 PM
Face it, you ****ed up you trusted us.

Raiderhader
09-12-2006, 06:35 PM
I discovered last week that I am working with a donkey fan, and well, it went straight to shit talk after that. Dude sounded like he had an IDEA about football, and then he dropped the old TJ bomb about Plummer being better than Green. When pushed about Plummer's performance, get this, the dude said Plummer was still learning the system. I about died laughing.

After Green got hurt on Sunday I went into a very black mood at work, everyone is telling me to calm down, and I more or less tell them to f#ck off. Said Denver fan is saying the same thing as well as arguing with me about the legality of teh hit, another guy says, "You know what, I hope Plummer gets knocked out of a game." I jumped in and said, "I DON'T! He's Denver's best chance for a sorry season." That wasn't accepted very well....

Yesterday the donk fan is saying he hopes they start Cutler soon, because Plummer is going to keep them from going any where. I just started laughing again. Silly donkey fans.

Rain Man
09-12-2006, 08:58 PM
Excellent! Keep 'em coming. The best line of the day wins Kyle Turley's truss.

Al Wilson is being studied by anthropologists to determine if ... hold on. I don't want Kyle Turley's truss.

OldTownChief
09-12-2006, 09:18 PM
Yeah and John Elway has horse teeth and Mike Shanahan has a face that looks like a ra.......

Fug it.

Calcountry
09-12-2006, 09:22 PM
Damnit Hoover do I really need to explain one of the most classic quotes ever?
Do I?Well, Hoover was in the movie too dude.


Forget it, he's rollin.

Stinger
09-12-2006, 09:24 PM
It'd be nice to see the 'Mange on suicide watch, rather than the Planet.

Probably something like this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/lemmingsdonxs.jpg

burt
09-12-2006, 09:26 PM
Gret thread...........FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Halfcan
09-12-2006, 10:44 PM
LJ is a bust-it was always the line. We are freakin doomed.

old_geezer
09-13-2006, 05:33 AM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, because Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor.

But I'm still pissed off at the Canadians who hijacked those planes and attached the World Stade Center and the Pentagon.


OK, I admit I'm intrigued. Exactly what did the Canadians attach the World Trade Center and the Pentagon to? :shrug:

old_geezer
09-13-2006, 05:39 AM
Almost forgot - Jake "the Fake" Plummer is a terrible QB who seems to be reverting to his old self. I wouldn't be surprised to see him with more turnovers than Huard this weekend. Chiefs pull off an amazing upset this Sunday and herald in the Jay Cutler era in Denver. :thumb:

vailpass
09-13-2006, 11:40 AM
toga. Toga. TOga. TOGa! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

KCinNY
09-13-2006, 11:53 AM
Chiefs fans, my advice to you...is to start drinking heavily.

Over-Head
09-13-2006, 12:15 PM
.. I'm still pissed off at the Canadians who hijacked those planes and attached the World Stade Center and the Pentagon.
Sure, and I supose your gonna blame a bunch of us Cannucks for wearing flippers and pushing that damn over sized ice cube in front of the Titanic too. :harumph:

Scaga
09-13-2006, 12:19 PM
My cucumber. It's bigger.

vailpass
09-13-2006, 12:29 PM
Sure, and I supose your gonna blame a bunch of us Cannucks for wearing flippers and pushing that damn over sized ice cube in front of the Titanic too. :harumph:

Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows it was militant muslim terrorists who sank the Titantic.

This doesn't let Canada off the hook by any means. The world will never forgive you for killing the Crocodile Hunter.
Bastards.

vailpass
09-13-2006, 12:30 PM
My cucumber. It's bigger.
LMAO

How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

Calcountry
09-13-2006, 12:31 PM
Double Secret probation?

Warrior5
09-13-2006, 01:04 PM
VP,

You’re obvious attempt at rallying us depressed Chief fans is admirable. Positive rep for trying to pull us up by our bootstraps at a time when our O-line is a joke, our starting QB is counting his fingers, and our O-coordinator can’t count anything. Kudos to you.

Now that we’ve dispensed with the mutual salutations…

Pronstar Plummer will throw a pick 6 to Law in the first quarter. Donk fans will stop filling their pie holes with cucumber sandwiches and Perrier just long enough to boo. Shannarat will tell him to stop passing. He’ll try to bootleg, once, and either Hali, Allen, or Johnson will cordially meet him in the backfield, summarily stuffing his head up his 4th point of contact.

Your cheatin’, cut-blockin’, leg-whippin’ O-line will try their best to, well…cheat, cut-block, and leg-whip. But to no avail. Allen will cut through, tear off Plummer’s head, and show it to him.

As for Huard? After Sunday, people will start calling him Damon Warner Roethlesberger, and we’ll actually have a QB controversy in KC. Jordan Black, mike’d up for the game, will be overheard on the Chiefs first possession to say, “Highway 65 my A**!” and proceed to blow holes in the Donk D-line for LJ all day long.

At half-time, Donk fans will pile into their Hugos and Jeep Wranglers so they can make it home in time to watch some tennis match.

vailpass
09-13-2006, 01:45 PM
VP,

You’re obvious attempt at rallying us depressed Chief fans is admirable. Positive rep for trying to pull us up by our bootstraps at a time when our O-line is a joke, our starting QB is counting his fingers, and our O-coordinator can’t count anything. Kudos to you.

Now that we’ve dispensed with the mutual salutations…

Pronstar Plummer will throw a pick 6 to Law in the first quarter. Donk fans will stop filling their pie holes with cucumber sandwiches and Perrier just long enough to boo. Shannarat will tell him to stop passing. He’ll try to bootleg, once, and either Hali, Allen, or Johnson will cordially meet him in the backfield, summarily stuffing his head up his 4th point of contact.

Your cheatin’, cut-blockin’, leg-whippin’ O-line will try their best to, well…cheat, cut-block, and leg-whip. But to no avail. Allen will cut through, tear off Plummer’s head, and show it to him.

As for Huard? After Sunday, people will start calling him Damon Warner Roethlesberger, and we’ll actually have a QB controversy in KC. Jordan Black, mike’d up for the game, will be overheard on the Chiefs first possession to say, “Highway 65 my A**!” and proceed to blow holes in the Donk D-line for LJ all day long.

At half-time, Donk fans will pile into their Hugos and Jeep Wranglers so they can make it home in time to watch some tennis match.


Shamma Lamma Ding Dong.

Otter
09-13-2006, 02:06 PM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, because Germany never bombed Pearl Harbor.

But I'm still pissed off at the Canadians who hijacked those planes and attached the World Stade Center and the Pentagon.

:shake:

Hoover, Hoover, Hoover...

:(

Otter
09-13-2006, 02:16 PM
Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.

Boon: Every one?

[looks at Bluto and D-Day]

Boon: Those assholes must have stolen the wrong ****ing exam!

vailpass
09-13-2006, 03:19 PM
Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.

Boon: Every one?

[looks at Bluto and D-Day]

Boon: Those assholes must have stolen the wrong ****ing exam!

You're all worthless and weak now DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

LocoChiefsFan
09-13-2006, 07:04 PM
Um ... Hoover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K92OVFeGgIE
LOL, I believe I have saw that on the jumbotron at Arrowhead a few times.

Over-Head
09-13-2006, 07:39 PM
Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows it was militant muslim terrorists who sank the Titantic.

This doesn't let Canada off the hook by any means. The world will never forgive you for killing the Crocodile Hunter.
Bastards.
Hitten us with that one too huhh?:hmmm:

C-Mac
09-13-2006, 08:02 PM
:shake:

Hoover, Hoover, Hoover...

:(



"Forget it....he's rolling."

Nzoner
09-13-2006, 08:20 PM
Chiefs fans, my advice to you...is to start drinking heavily.

"They took the bar!!



The whole focking bar!!"

Skip Towne
09-13-2006, 08:23 PM
Hitten us with that one too huhh?:hmmm:
Hey, dood, where you been? Snowed in?

Easy 6
09-13-2006, 08:26 PM
Warrior5 , you alone are worth the price admission here at the PLANET. :clap: :clap:

Skip Towne
09-13-2006, 08:28 PM
Warrior5 , you alone are worth the price admission here at the PLANET. :clap: :clap:
Hey, n00b, I too am worth the price of admission to the Planet. Don't forget it!

Easy 6
09-13-2006, 08:39 PM
There's no where else i would rather be Skip Towne !!! This board is far and away the rowdiest of the KC boards.Only intrepid spirits need apply.

Raiderhader
09-13-2006, 08:39 PM
Skip suffers from delusions of grandeur; pay him no mind.

Easy 6
09-13-2006, 08:51 PM
Hey , i resemble that remark raiderhader !!!!

Raiderhader
09-13-2006, 08:53 PM
I guess I'll be paying no mind to scott free either....

Easy 6
09-13-2006, 09:05 PM
Aw, c'mon n' take a joke raiderhader

Raiderhader
09-13-2006, 09:05 PM
I've been joking.

Easy 6
09-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Right on , see ya' on the morrow' , bailin' out for the night.

Psyko Tek
09-13-2006, 09:18 PM
Chiefs fans, my advice to you...is to start drinking heavily.


well, it got me throught the offseason should work for the season too

L.A. Chieffan
09-13-2006, 09:47 PM
VP,

You’re obvious attempt at rallying us depressed Chief fans is admirable. Positive rep for trying to pull us up by our bootstraps at a time when our O-line is a joke, our starting QB is counting his fingers, and our O-coordinator can’t count anything. Kudos to you.

Now that we’ve dispensed with the mutual salutations…

Pronstar Plummer will throw a pick 6 to Law in the first quarter. Donk fans will stop filling their pie holes with cucumber sandwiches and Perrier just long enough to boo. Shannarat will tell him to stop passing. He’ll try to bootleg, once, and either Hali, Allen, or Johnson will cordially meet him in the backfield, summarily stuffing his head up his 4th point of contact.

Your cheatin’, cut-blockin’, leg-whippin’ O-line will try their best to, well…cheat, cut-block, and leg-whip. But to no avail. Allen will cut through, tear off Plummer’s head, and show it to him.
As for Huard? After Sunday, people will start calling him Damon Warner Roethlesberger, and we’ll actually have a QB controversy in KC. Jordan Black, mike’d up for the game, will be overheard on the Chiefs first possession to say, “Highway 65 my A**!” and proceed to blow holes in the Donk D-line for LJ all day long.

At half-time, Donk fans will pile into their Hugos and Jeep Wranglers so they can make it home in time to watch some tennis match.

LOL nice post, but then how does one show one its own decapitated head with its own said head.

Rausch
09-13-2006, 09:53 PM
If the Germans had bombed Perl Harbor it would have been over...

Stinger
09-13-2006, 10:17 PM
Well if the Chiefs win we will all "Shout"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHTqvAw_YhA


And we will try to channel the ghost of Louie Aguilar for Colquitt.
"Ahhhhh Louie Louie"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOtPh-kz134