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Gonzo
09-12-2006, 03:45 PM
9-12-2006
By Fifi (Dr00d) Rodriguez
The Kansas City Bull Shi**er

Rest assured, all of your problems are over.
With the recent and suprising retirement by Trent Green the Chiefs have pulled off a move of epic proportions. They have gone to their ace in the hole, Akili Smith. Smith, a former first round draft choice of the Cincinatti Bengals and an accomplished player, is expected to start for the Chiefs by Sunday, September 18th at Denver.
Akili has several passing records in Cincinatti, including: interceptions, fumbles, and a 29% lifetime completion percentage.

This was confirmed by my Great Aunt's former high school drama teacher.

htismaqe
09-12-2006, 03:54 PM
This just in, Akili Smith to retire.

Fried Meat Ball!
09-12-2006, 03:59 PM
New at 6: Fifi Rodriquez calls it quits!

KCChiefsMan
09-12-2006, 04:22 PM
I was hoping for Ryan Leaf

gblowfish
09-12-2006, 04:23 PM
Elvis Grbac agrees to come out of retirement,
start against the Donks!
Here comes Elvis to the rescue....
oh wait, he hurt his shoulder playing catch with himself.
Oh well, back to counting his millions...
carry on.

SNR
09-12-2006, 04:50 PM
I was hoping that as long as we're bugging Roaf about coming out of retirement, we should also pester Len Dawson about coming out of retirement as well

SNR
09-12-2006, 04:51 PM
Elvis Grbac agrees to come out of retirement,
start against the Donks!
Here comes Elvis to the rescue....
oh wait, he hurt his shoulder playing catch with himself.
Oh well, back to counting his millions...
carry on.This is the sad part, considering Elvis was the last Chiefs QB to win in Pile High

Deberg_1990
09-12-2006, 05:07 PM
No thanks. Id rather David Klingler

Psyko Tek
09-12-2006, 05:43 PM
how 'bout jeff george, here he's not busy

and Len should coach the team

runnercyclist
09-12-2006, 06:00 PM
Croyle

jidar
09-12-2006, 06:05 PM
Well there's some quality!

I've been drinking Kool Aid and grain alchohol all day, only the best folks!

DomerNKC
09-12-2006, 06:22 PM
I was hoping for Ryan LeafLEAVE ME ALONE ...ALRIGHT???? KNOCK IT OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!