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Over-Head
09-13-2006, 01:07 PM
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."

"Darn" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money? "Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flowerbeds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and e ach time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay " :eek:

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Halfcan
09-13-2006, 01:23 PM
ROFL

StcChief
09-13-2006, 01:33 PM
rep. for good one.

ck_IN
09-13-2006, 01:50 PM
So Overhead, did ya pay?

Simplex3
09-13-2006, 01:52 PM
So Overhead, did ya pay?
He's a Faiders fan, he couldn't afford to pay. Thankfully it's small enough it just slipped right between the blades of the hedge trimmers, though.

bkkcoh
09-13-2006, 03:16 PM
He's a Faiders fan, he couldn't afford to pay. Thankfully it's small enough it just slipped right between the blades of the hedge trimmers, though.


OUCH

Over-Head
09-13-2006, 08:22 PM
So Overhead, did ya pay?
Yep :thumb:

Over-Head
09-13-2006, 08:24 PM
He's a Faiders fan, he couldn't afford to pay. Thankfully it's small enough it just slipped right between the blades of the hedge trimmers, though.

Not to worry son ;)
I might be hung like a light switch.
But I can **** like a jack hammer :D

runnercyclist
09-13-2006, 08:24 PM
Snip