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ferrarispider95
09-13-2006, 03:16 PM
With Jordan Black playing right tackle and Hicks coming from the left end position - who would win this matchup of suckiness.

DaFace
09-13-2006, 03:20 PM
Their collective suckiness would be so powerful it might form a black hole.

kepp
09-13-2006, 03:21 PM
Their collective suckiness would be so powerful it might form a black hole.
That's a great nickname for #65 - The Black Hole

banyon
09-13-2006, 03:23 PM
That's a great nickname for #65 - The Black Hole

That actually sounds too positive. It might imply that "defenders are pulled into his vortex and cannot escape" which could not be further from the truth.

If we are comparing him to astonomical phenomena, I would vote for the new designation "Dwarf Planet".

Braincase
09-13-2006, 03:27 PM
That's a great nickname for #65 - The Black Hole

I like what they cal him on the DA Show... "I-65".

I just call him the human speedbump.

ChiefsFan4Life
09-13-2006, 03:27 PM
With Jordan Black playing right tackle and Hicks coming from the left end position - who would win this matchup of suckiness.

They would both fall down with contact, I guess it would be a tie then?

DMAC
09-13-2006, 03:28 PM
I just call him the human speedbump.No, he is more like a smooth toll highway.

kepp
09-13-2006, 03:31 PM
That actually sounds too positive. It might imply that "defenders are pulled into his vortex and cannot escape" which could not be further from the truth.

If we are comparing him to astonomical phenomena, I would vote for the new designation "Dwarf Planet".
Or maybe Pluto since it has recently been demoted.

gblowfish
09-13-2006, 03:35 PM
Hike!
Hicks is late off the ball,
but I-65 retreats.
Hicks cheats in towards the middle,
I-65 yells "Look Out!!"
Hicks twists and breaks through the line in the center.
I-65 falls down.
Play goes for 20 yards and a first down.
It's a bootleg.

ferrarispider95
09-13-2006, 03:35 PM
We need cdcox to run the calculations for us, hope his program can handle this duo

thurman merman
09-13-2006, 08:20 PM
hicks would kick the shit out of him

JimNasium
09-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Add Lin Elliot to the mix and you have the trinity of suck.

milkman
09-13-2006, 08:25 PM
That's a great nickname for #65 - The Black Hole


It's a little long, but I've been thinking about calling him the Trent Green Memorial Highway.

JimNasium
09-13-2006, 08:27 PM
It's a little long, but I've been thinking about calling him the Trent Green Memorial Highway.
LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2006, 08:32 PM
It's a little long, but I've been thinking about calling him the Trent Green Memorial Highway.

Nice.....

I have zero Photoshop skills, but if someone wanted to create one, I'd replace the I-65 in my sig.......

wolfpack0735
09-13-2006, 08:35 PM
neither would win,,,, Hicks forgot how to rush and Black never knew how to block.

Adept Havelock
09-13-2006, 08:39 PM
It's a little long, but I've been thinking about calling him the Trent Green Memorial Highway.

I'd agree. In fact, I've been calling him that for a while.....


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3253919&postcount=34

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3217256&postcount=43

I'm not sure what would happen with the Hicks/Jordan matchup.

I know when Matter meets Antimatter, they annihilate each other in a spectacular release of energy.

I have no idea what happens when Don'tmatter meets Don'tmatter.

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2006, 08:42 PM
I'd agree. In fact, I've been calling him that for a while.....


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3253919&postcount=34

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3217256&postcount=43

I'm not sure what would happen with the Hicks/Jordan matchup. I know when Matter meets Antimatter, they annihilate each other in a spectacular release of energy.

I have no idea what happens when Don'tmatter meets Don'tmatter.

Somebody's been reading Angels and Demons again......

Adept Havelock
09-13-2006, 08:46 PM
Somebody's been reading Angels and Demons again......

Que? :hmmm:

Isn't that the prequel to DaVinci Code? Didn't read it...sorry.

KC Jones
09-13-2006, 08:49 PM
I have no idea what happens when Don'tmatter meets Don'tmatter.

a raider fan is born? Raiderfan

Adept Havelock
09-13-2006, 08:52 PM
a raider fan is born? Raiderfan

LMAO

milkman
09-13-2006, 08:54 PM
I'd agree. In fact, I've been calling him that for a while.....


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3253919&postcount=34

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3217256&postcount=43

I'm not sure what would happen with the Hicks/Jordan matchup.

I know when Matter meets Antimatter, they annihilate each other in a spectacular release of energy.

I have no idea what happens when Don'tmatter meets Don'tmatter.

:cuss:

Adept Havelock
09-13-2006, 09:19 PM
:cuss:

It's OK man. I didn't copyright it so you can use it without paying royalties. Even if I had you could download it for free off that internet thing I heard about. :p

milkman
09-13-2006, 09:26 PM
It's OK man. I didn't copyright it so you can use it without paying royalties. Even if I had you could download it for free off that internet thing I heard about. :p

That internet thing sounds interesting!

Adept Havelock
09-13-2006, 09:29 PM
That internet thing sounds interesting!

I'm not real sure what it is but I have it on good authority it's something to do with tubes, and it's not a truck.

L.A. Chieffan
09-13-2006, 10:28 PM
Lets see....Hicks would probably trip on his own feet, falling into Black, who would in turn fall down on the QB. The Qb would fumble it, Hicks would just look at it, black would try and pick it up but end up kicking it in the end zone and then Geathers would cheap shot both of them as they stood there with stupid looks on their faces, knock them out, and receive a standing applause.

milkman
09-13-2006, 10:59 PM
I'm not real sure what it is but I have it on good authority it's something to do with tubes, and it's not a truck.

Are you sure?

Trucks have tires, which in turn have tubes.

milkman
09-13-2006, 11:08 PM
I am, among other things, scientifically challenged.

So someone else may be able to get a better handle on this, but since Balck can't protect the QB and Hicks can't get to the QB, we'd get something that somehow defies time and space.

It would be like a moment frozen in time, but with perpetual motion, and ineptitude.

C-Mac
09-13-2006, 11:13 PM
Ditka

stevieray
09-13-2006, 11:16 PM
patty cake patty cake bakers man

Frazod
09-13-2006, 11:24 PM
The movable object versus the stoppable force.

But at least you know neither one could muster enough energy to damage the other one.

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2006, 11:28 PM
The movable object versus the stoppable force.

But at least you know neither one could muster enough energy to damage the other one.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Rausch
09-13-2006, 11:33 PM
Laidlaw...

milkman
09-13-2006, 11:35 PM
The movable object versus the stoppable force.

But at least you know neither one could muster enough energy to damage the other one.

And that's a good thing because?

Rausch
09-13-2006, 11:36 PM
And that's a good thing because?

Trent can't remember why he's ****ing retarded at the moment...

Frazod
09-13-2006, 11:40 PM
And that's a good thing because?
I didn't imply it was a good thing.

milkman
09-13-2006, 11:41 PM
Trent can't remember why he's ****ing retarded at the moment...

The question is, if Black and Hicks can't damage each other, how is that a good thing for us?

milkman
09-13-2006, 11:42 PM
I didn't imply it was a good thing.

Gotcha.

When I read "At least" I assumed the implication.

Frazod
09-13-2006, 11:45 PM
This is one of the movie ratings used at the Mr. Cranky site. It could also be used to sum up both Sack and Hicks:

"So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity."

:cuss:

bringbackmarty
09-14-2006, 01:16 AM
If they event were an astrological phenomenon, I vote for "The Zero Gravity Object" meets the "Wormhole."

TinyEvel
09-14-2006, 01:25 AM
It would be like trying to cut melty butter with a knife made of Jello.

Or

I have that sene from Austin Powers in my head, the one where He's trying to make a U-turn on the golf cart in the tunnel....

Vrrrr
Vrrrr
Vrrrr
Vrrrr
Vrrrr
Vrrrr
Vrrrr...

blueballs
09-14-2006, 01:36 AM
like throwing to magnets together of equal power
they would get with in two feet of each other
then repel in opposite directions

Bwana
09-14-2006, 07:04 AM
"Speed Bump" may be the only player left in the game that Hicks could still win a match at the line with. I'll go with Hicks.

Rain Man
09-14-2006, 07:24 AM
My theory is that Hicks would shove Black backwards, but Hicks would fall down in the process. Meanwhile, Black would stumble backwards, fall into his quarterback, and knock him down, injuring him so that he can't get back up. In that way, Black would actually yield a sack while Hicks would not record one.