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dtebbe
09-13-2006, 07:23 PM
Southpark Episode 217 (http://allaboutsp.com/216-218.php) featured underpants Gnomes, little guys who came in the middle of the night and stole underwear.

What kind of Gnomes do you have in your house? We seem to have teaspoon Gnomes. I just bought a $200 flatware set last year because all of the small spoons were gone in our old set. Well, low and behold 1 year later and we have 5 of the 16 spoons left. It must be the Gnomes, right? :cuss: :banghead: :banghead:

DT

Rain Man
09-13-2006, 07:33 PM
My house must have free time gnomes.

CHENZ A!
09-13-2006, 07:39 PM
beer gnomes

Rain Man
09-13-2006, 07:40 PM
Wouldn't it be horrible if your house had structural beam gnomes?

CHENZ A!
09-13-2006, 07:42 PM
or pyromaniacal smoke detector gnomes

bogie
09-13-2006, 07:45 PM
My house has condom gnomes. I don't know how I run out of condoms so fast.

CHENZ A!
09-13-2006, 07:47 PM
stop using them as water balloons

bogie
09-13-2006, 07:53 PM
stop using them as water balloons

I keep track of how many are left in the box. Then when I count again, the number is less than I remember. My wife is adamant that I'm just forgetful. Damb gnomes!

CHENZ A!
09-13-2006, 07:57 PM
I keep track of how many are left in the box. Then when I count again, the number is less than I remember. My wife is adamant that I'm just forgetful. Damb gnomes!

Then your wife is using them as water balloons. Or you guys just have alot of drunk sex. Try doing it when you're sober, and get that broad on the pill. :D

Sully
09-13-2006, 07:58 PM
I swear to God my place is infested with motivation gnomes.
I'd look for them, but I'm not in the mood right now.

JimNasium
09-13-2006, 08:13 PM
My head appears to be inhabited by hair follicle gnomes.

KC Jones
09-13-2006, 08:14 PM
I keep track of how many are left in the box. Then when I count again, the number is less than I remember. My wife is adamant that I'm just forgetful. Damb gnomes!

You need to tell your wife to get her boyfriend to buy his own damn rubbers!

JimNasium
09-13-2006, 08:14 PM
I swear to God my place is infested with motivation gnomes.
I'd look for them, but I'm not in the mood right now.
They are most likely with the procrastination gnomes. Just look for them tomorrow.

ragedogg69
09-13-2006, 08:16 PM
I had a friend who believed he had little creatures that would watch him in his apartment. Im not kidding. He never saw one of them because they would hide as soon as he "felt he was being watched" (his exact words)

Something never was quite right about him, now that i think about it. Good think i dont talk to him anymore...

JimNasium
09-13-2006, 08:19 PM
I had a friend who believed he had little creatures that would watch him in his apartment. Im not kidding. He never saw one of them because they would hide as soon as he "felt he was being watched" (his exact words)

Something never was quite right about him, now that i think about it. Good think i dont talk to him anymore...
Those creatures are tricky. Invisible to surveillance cameras too.

runnercyclist
09-13-2006, 08:20 PM
dental floss gnomes

Rain Man
09-13-2006, 08:24 PM
I had a friend who believed he had little creatures that would watch him in his apartment. Im not kidding. He never saw one of them because they would hide as soon as he "felt he was being watched" (his exact words)

Something never was quite right about him, now that i think about it. Good think i dont talk to him anymore...


Um...those are roaches.

sd4chiefs
09-13-2006, 09:04 PM
I have women shoe gnomes that use our closet to store all of the women shoes that they take from other closets. My wife wound never buy so many f'n shoes. I wonder why they are all the same size. :hmmm:

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2006, 09:08 PM
1. Post threads
2. ??????
3. Profit!

SLAG
09-13-2006, 09:11 PM
They work for Santa in the Off season

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/617/617_image_11.jpg

RedandGold
09-13-2006, 09:29 PM
We have socks gnomes, but they come in the shape of a 14 week old German Shepherd puppy.

big nasty kcnut
09-13-2006, 09:36 PM
Playstation gnomes i get a ps2 and then it's gone.