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Archie F. Swin
12-27-2000, 07:54 PM
a blonde is walking along a river bank,
she looks across the river to see a blonde walking the opposite bank,
she cries out "How do you get to the other side!?"
the other blonde answers
"Duh! . . . you are on the other side!"


Rick Stephens
12-27-2000, 09:28 PM
It's evening and a blonde and a brunette (neighbors) are out on their front porches chatting, when the brunette's husband pulls up to the curb. He gets out of the car with a big smile and a dozen long stemmed red roses in hand. The brunette looks at the blonde and says, "Oh Damn! This means I am going to spend the entire night with my legs in the air!" The blonde , dumbfounded, looks at her and asks, "What? You don't have a vase?"