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Rain Man
09-14-2006, 08:50 AM
1. Joe Montana has 10 letters, and Damon Huard has 10 letters.

2. Joe went to Notre Dame, and Damon went to Washington, both colleges that are named after people or places that were around before 1800.

3. Joe arrived in Kansas City as a seasoned veteran, and Damon arrived in Kansas City as a seasoned veteran.

4. Until last week, neither Joe nor Damon had completed a pass in the NFL since the year 2000.

5. Joe had a teammate named named Eric (Wright) and Damon has a teammate named Eric (Hicks).

6. Joe won four Super Bowls, and Damon played for the Patriots, who have appeared in four Super Bowls.

7. Joe is right-handed, and Damon is right-handed.

8. Joe started his career in 1979, and Damon started his career in 1997, which is 1979 with the last two numbers reversed.

9. Joe was viewed as expendable by his old team, which thought they had a better quarterback available. Damon was also viewed as expendable by his old team, which thought they had a better quarterback available.

10. Joe led the Chiefs to an impressive win in Denver, and Damon will lead the Chiefs to an impressive win in Denver.


You have to admit, it's uncanny.

Woodrow Call
09-14-2006, 08:53 AM
ROFL Nice work as always sir.

StcChief
09-14-2006, 08:58 AM
4. Until last week, neither Joe nor Damon had completed a pass in the NFL since the year 2000.

Nice. Joe hasn't been trying either ROFL

Skip Towne
09-14-2006, 09:05 AM
And they both sleep at night. Remarkable!!

Rain Man
09-14-2006, 09:07 AM
And they both sleep at night. Remarkable!!

Yet another one. Amazing!

And think about this: they both appear to be vaguely mammalian.

ChiefsFan4Life
09-14-2006, 09:10 AM
I was a little confused about the usage of "Brock Huard" in the title but all was well when I opened the thread

Archie F. Swin
09-14-2006, 09:10 AM
Joe has and "o" in it and Brock has an "o"

JBucc
09-14-2006, 09:11 AM
Joe isn't good enough to play in the NFL anymore, and neither is Damon! Wow!

Rain Man
09-14-2006, 09:12 AM
I was a little confused about the usage of "Brock Huard" in the title but all was well when I opened the thread

Oh. Yeah. About that...there are even more amazing similarities between Brock Huard and Damon Huard.

PRIEST
09-14-2006, 09:17 AM
Joe isn't good enough to play in the NFL anymore, and neither is Damon! Wow!






ROFL

rad
09-14-2006, 09:18 AM
Both of their first names contain 2 vowels.

booyaf2
09-14-2006, 09:20 AM
This is scary.

huards first name ends in "mon" and montanas last name begins with "mon".

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!

Warrior5
09-14-2006, 09:20 AM
Huard won a prize for catching the largest tuna at the Dolphins annual charity fishing tournament to benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation in 2000.

Montana won, uh, caught a, um........

Montana eats tuna fish sandwiches once in a while. Mere coincidence? I think not!

vailpass
09-14-2006, 11:11 AM
Huard had a secretary named Montana, and Montana had a secretary named Huard.

Demonpenz
09-14-2006, 11:15 AM
Montana was known for freeing the 49ers offense while huard was known to do the same to opposing defense.

Garcia Bronco
09-14-2006, 11:16 AM
Tha Pats have appeared in 5 Super Bowls since 1984.

Demonpenz
09-14-2006, 11:18 AM
Tha Pats have appeared in 5 Super Bowls since 1984.


false. www.snopes.com

Rain Man
09-14-2006, 11:19 AM
Tha Pats have appeared in 5 Super Bowls since 1984.

Well, to be honest they didn't actually show up in 1986.

Wile_E_Coyote
09-14-2006, 11:20 AM
Montana spotted John Candy at one of his games
Huard was spotted watching a John Candy video at one of his games

Hog Farmer
09-14-2006, 11:25 AM
Montana was sacked 12 times in one season.

Huard is gonna be sacked 12 times in one game.

Uncanny!

Coach
09-14-2006, 11:37 AM
Heh.

You got wayyyyyy to much free time on your hands there, Kevin.

kepp
09-14-2006, 11:41 AM
Montana fled TO Arrowhead after being released by his team. Huard fled FROM Arrowhead after his OL released from their blocks.

kepp
09-14-2006, 11:45 AM
1. Joe Montana has 10 letters, and Damon Huard has 10 letters.
It would be even more similar if we changed his name to "Dam Onhuard"

Rain Man
09-14-2006, 11:52 AM
Joe Montana is arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL.

Damon Huard is arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of his family.

Coach
09-14-2006, 12:00 PM
The glaring difference is this:

A town named Joe in Montana came from Joe Montana.

A steaming pile of Turd got it's name from Damon Huard. Every time a Chiefs fan take a massive poop, it's always named Huard.

Hydrae
09-14-2006, 12:15 PM
Heh.

You got wayyyyyy to much free time on your hands there, Kevin.

Yet his company has topped $1 million for the year already. Obviously he is a great leader who knows how to delegate the work so he can keep up on the important things, keeping us entertained here on the Planet! :)

morphius
09-14-2006, 12:27 PM
Huard won a prize for catching the largest tuna at the Dolphins annual charity fishing tournament to benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation in 2000.

Montana won, uh, caught a, um........

Montana eats tuna fish sandwiches once in a while. Mere coincidence? I think not!
And both last names pronounced backwards are gibberish.

vailpass
09-14-2006, 01:16 PM
Montana's assassin shot him in a theater then ran to a library.

Huard's assassin shot him from a library then ran to a theatre.