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Logical
09-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.

DJay23
09-16-2006, 08:55 PM
The answer is a resounding NO. They all have some kind of issue. Some will let you know right away what it is, some take a little longer, but no, none of them are normal.

morphius
09-16-2006, 08:56 PM
Women are all insane, period.

Count Alex's Wins
09-16-2006, 08:57 PM
Yes. I liked her.

cdcox
09-16-2006, 08:57 PM
I tell my wife and daughter that all men are assholes and all women are insane. They don't disagree with me on that.

keg in kc
09-16-2006, 08:58 PM
Not really, but I'm not exactly mr. normal myself.

I will say my current girl is by far the best so far. Been more sane than I have.

Count Alex's Wins
09-16-2006, 08:59 PM
Congrats, keg. Glad you are getting back up on the horse.

milkman
09-16-2006, 09:00 PM
Not really, but I'm not exactly mr. normal myself.

I will say my current girl is by far the best so far. Been more sane than I have.

Blowup dolls don't count Kyle.

:)

Logical
09-16-2006, 09:04 PM
Blowup dolls don't count Kyle.

:)LOL, sort of imagining Ron Jeremy with a blowup doll, saying sweetheart you are so normal.

Demonpenz
09-16-2006, 09:06 PM
they seem to act normal when i slide a dollar in the gshring

keg in kc
09-16-2006, 09:09 PM
Blowup dolls don't count Kyle. I decided to go whole hog this time, got me a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp).

milkman
09-16-2006, 09:11 PM
I decided to go whole hog this time, got me a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp).

LMAO

Reaper16
09-16-2006, 09:19 PM
ROFL some of those real doll pics are hilarious.

Halfcan
09-16-2006, 09:26 PM
no they are all f#ckin looney!

PunkinDrublic
09-16-2006, 10:13 PM
I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that every woman I meet is going to have something about her that makes me think, WTF? It's just a matter of how much of it I'm tolerate.

Stryker
09-16-2006, 10:16 PM
I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that every woman I meet is going to have something about her that makes me think, WTF? It's just a matter of how much of it I'm tolerate.


THATS THE TICKET!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

RedandGold
09-16-2006, 10:19 PM
No, but please let me know when you find one...

I consider myself lucky in that the one that I found with the fewest issues was also willing to put up with my crap and marry me.

Rausch
09-16-2006, 10:20 PM
I'm getting really ****ing tired of the word female being used all the time instead of gal, woman, or lady.

It's not like they're another ****ing species you're researching...

Otter
09-16-2006, 10:21 PM
I decided to go whole hog this time, got me a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp).

Do you still call him Charlie or did you go with somthing a little more personal?

StcChief
09-16-2006, 10:22 PM
NFW. an it doesn't count only once a month with PMS.
They are Abby Normal.

Rausch
09-16-2006, 10:23 PM
Those dolls creep me the **** out...

Bill Parcells
09-16-2006, 10:23 PM
no!!!

they are all f*cked up!!!!

grandllama
09-16-2006, 10:25 PM
I'm getting really ****ing tired of the word female being used all the time instead of gal, woman, or lady.

It's not like they're another ****ing species you're researching...

um, yes they are.

how 'bout we just call them '<b>C</b>asually <b>U</b>nbearable <b>N</b>u<b>T</b>case<b>S</b>'

grandllama
09-16-2006, 10:26 PM
NFW. an it doesn't count only once a month with PMS.
They are Abby Normal.

Never trust anything that bleeds for three straight days and doesn't die.

Rausch
09-16-2006, 10:28 PM
Never trust anything that bleeds for three straight days and doesn't die.

3 days?

Wow, the one I got must be defective...

Otter
09-16-2006, 10:29 PM
Those dolls creep me the **** out...

What could possibly be creepy about this:

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui4.JPG

Phobia
09-16-2006, 10:29 PM
Who decides "normal"? I've had some who were batty as something that is really, really batty and I've had some most would consider normal. I've married one of each.

Bowser
09-16-2006, 10:31 PM
No. And it's a shame, because for the ones I have met and thought are "normal", I always wonder what's wrong with them that they act "normal".

Nightwish
09-16-2006, 10:32 PM
Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.
Nope, never met a normal woman. Never met a normal man, for that matter. I understand that there are actually only two normal people in the world, and that they guy lives on a wheat farm in central Nebraska, and the woman lives in a small village near Helsinki.

Rausch
09-16-2006, 10:33 PM
What could possibly be creepy about this:

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui4.JPG

http://homepage.mac.com/brother/iblog/C2122290354/E20050802234544/Media/summitpanel1.jpg

Nightwish
09-16-2006, 10:37 PM
I'm getting really ****ing tired of the word female being used all the time instead of gal, woman, or lady.
Well, "woman" denotes a level of physical maturity that some females in question may not have yet attained. "Lady" denotes the possession of a certain degree of social etiquette that some females in question may not have. And "gal" is a seriously outmoded word, not very 21st century.

grandllama
09-16-2006, 10:37 PM
Who decides "normal"? I've had some who were batty as something that is really, really batty and I've had some most would consider normal. I've married one of each.

and Pink fits into which category?

Sure-Oz
09-16-2006, 10:38 PM
Never have, most of them have looney quirks here and there, when you think you found a kickass girl to kick it with or you think that they are normal and chill, they slip up and remind you, their still women!

grandllama
09-16-2006, 10:38 PM
Well, "woman" denotes a level of physical maturity that some females in question may not have yet attained. "Lady" denotes the possession of a certain degree of social etiquette that some females in question may not have. And "gal" is a seriously outmoded word, not very 21st century.

what about 'Stupid ****?'

Nightwish
09-16-2006, 10:39 PM
what about 'Stupid ****?'
I don't think that one will ever lose appeal.

Phobia
09-16-2006, 10:44 PM
and Pink fits into which category?
Oh yeah. I married her, too. She's in a category all unto herself.

Nzoner
09-16-2006, 10:45 PM
Those dolls creep me the **** out...

Apparently you missed the episode of Real Sex on HBO where they showed people who had purchased a doll and some of the fun they were having with their new playmate.

One girl even bought one for her boyfriend so they could have a threesome :spock:

ROYC75
09-16-2006, 10:48 PM
Normal ? Damn, I could have swore it was harder to find one that wasn't normal.

Normal is one who bitches,spends more than ya make,bleeds 7 days out of the week and another 3 - 4 days prior to are just unbearable to live with. Flying off the deep end because of some damn soap opera that hits to close to her personal life. One that can't check oil or have itchecked when she gets gas.

I am so glad I have one that is abnormal .........

grandllama
09-16-2006, 10:49 PM
Oh yeah. I married her, too. She's in a category all unto herself.

Let me guess, she was reading over your shoulder when you posted this ROFL

mikey23545
09-16-2006, 10:57 PM
Men are from Mars, women are from some other ****ing galaxy...

Skip Towne
09-16-2006, 10:57 PM
No woman is "normal". It's that shit swimming around in their blood.

stevieray
09-16-2006, 10:58 PM
My wife is extremely normal, other than marrying me.

grandllama
09-16-2006, 11:03 PM
My wife is extremely normal.

Hey FDE...

Ms. Llama wanted me to mention this to you the next time you were online...

You and your famous Elvis, seen throughout the world on various CBS, ABC, and ESPN outlets, have spawned imitators through out the country.

We were watching the 'Blue Friday' special on TV last night and they showed some dumb ass Colts fan dressed as Elvis... he told the TV his name, and it was some odd variation of your name...

Even Ms. Llama screamed at the TV "You Cheap Ass Stevie Ray Wannabe, where's YOUR scooby van?" (her exact words and she, as you remember, is a huge Colts fan)

stevieray
09-16-2006, 11:04 PM
Hey FDE...

Ms. Llama wanted me to mention this to you the next time you were online...

You and your famous Elvis, seen throughout the world on various CBS, ABC, and ESPN outlets, have spawned imitators through out the country.

We were watching the 'Blue Friday' special on TV last night and they showed some dumb ass Colts fan dressed as Elvis... he told the TV his name, and it was some odd variation of your name...

Even Ms. Llama screamed at the TV "You Cheap Ass Stevie Ray Wannabe, where's YOUR scooby van?" (her exact words and she, as you remember, is a huge Colts fan)

heh...the power of Elvis compells them.

grandllama
09-16-2006, 11:09 PM
heh...the power of Elvis compells them.

hehe

Anyways, she says hi... we were planning on seeing you at the game on the 21st but this contract I'm on is sending me to France for two weeks and I won't make that one... we'll try to hit something later in the season... don't tell Phil or Brian but you were her favorite and she misses you most of all Scarecrow.

Fruit Ninja
09-16-2006, 11:09 PM
i stick with, everyone is wierd in thier own way. NO one is normal. Normal doesnt exist.

BucEyedPea
09-16-2006, 11:10 PM
Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal

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Whew! Geesh! That felt good!

grandllama
09-16-2006, 11:12 PM
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see what I mean, they can't even type correctly!

AZORChiefFan
09-17-2006, 12:12 AM
NO.

ChiefFan31
09-17-2006, 01:11 AM
No, but please let me know when you find one...

I consider myself lucky in that the one that I found with the fewest issues was also willing to put up with my crap and marry me.

I agree with you. All women have some sort of pyscho tendency. Some are better masked than others, or the type of tendency they have just wont come up all that often.

The one for me, will have at least a tolerable one...and she would get points for putting up with all my shit. As far as bitching and being moody etc. It just the way it goes :)

Halfcan
09-17-2006, 01:32 AM
ROFL some of those real doll pics are hilarious.

Don't forget the repair kit. ROFL

luv
09-17-2006, 01:33 AM
Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.
Most of us are not logically normal due to the fact that we run off of emotion. It's a very hard balance to find.

Halfcan
09-17-2006, 01:49 AM
With my luck I would get the Real Doll, that is on her period-that is only programed to say-I have a Headache.

CHIEF4EVER
09-17-2006, 02:04 AM
Women are no more goofy or crazy than men are. One simply has to take the time to understand their thought processes.....whatever they are.

luv
09-17-2006, 02:07 AM
Women are no more goofy or crazy than men are. One simply has to take the time to understand their thought processes.....whatever they are.
Good luck with that.

CHIEF4EVER
09-17-2006, 02:08 AM
Good luck with that.

ROFL

boogblaster
09-17-2006, 08:24 AM
notice me...im too tired...did you hear me...guess i'll have to fix it myself...we need more money...im going shopping you mow the yard...my mother is not a bitch...im not a bitch...my best friend is not a bitch either...you're mom is a bitch...you dont luv me...i dont do cooking...i need a new car...what are you going to do for me today...gentlemen thats the normal female.......

Donger
09-17-2006, 08:28 AM
Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.

You mean like most men? Yes, I have.

Fire Me Boy!
09-17-2006, 08:37 AM
What could possibly be creepy about this:

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui4.JPG
For the REALLY adventurous, go for the threesome!

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/angela/Angela5.JPG

Bwana
09-17-2006, 08:41 AM
Yes

Bowser
09-17-2006, 09:10 AM
For the REALLY adventurous, go for the threesome!

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/angela/Angela5.JPG

Good to see they make models for the pedophiles.

dtebbe
09-17-2006, 09:47 AM
Believe it or not, my wife is about as close as it gets. Unusually un-emotional and somewhat logical for a female. I guess that's why we've been married for almost 18 years....

The fact that she's hot doesn't hurt either....

DT

Coach
09-17-2006, 10:34 AM
I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that every woman I meet is going to have something about her that makes me think, WTF? It's just a matter of how much of it I'm tolerate.

Yep.

58-4ever
09-17-2006, 10:39 AM
Believe it or not, my wife is about as close as it gets. Unusually un-emotional and somewhat logical for a female. I guess that's why we've been married for almost 18 years....

The fact that she's hot doesn't hurt either....

DT


This thread is worthless without pictures.

ChiefButthurt
09-17-2006, 10:44 AM
All you f*ckers are in trouble and I'm tellin.

Adept Havelock
09-17-2006, 10:45 AM
No. Of course, I've never met anyone I would consider Normal.

Everyone's a freaking maniac. You just have to dig deep enough into their psyche.

Bowser
09-17-2006, 10:48 AM
No. Of course, I've never met anyone I would consider Normal.

Everyone's a freaking maniac. You just have to dig deep enough into their psyche.

Thanks, Freud.

And no, I won't tell you about my mother. :)