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blueballs
09-17-2006, 10:35 AM
1) what do I get her for the second week anniversary. I don't have much money

2)my wifes family is nuts

3)I think she heard me beating it in the shower

Douche Baggins
09-17-2006, 10:37 AM
1) My wife won't let me play Madden.

2) Why the fuque do I have to take care of this baby?

3) I want a divorce. How much is half of a ps2 worth?

runnercyclist
09-17-2006, 10:40 AM
1) I did this voluntarily?
2) She told me she liked sex!
3) If I wear a condom is it really cheating, I'm not really touching anyone.

milkman
09-17-2006, 10:41 AM
1.Should my new wife and I live in my old room, or move into the garage?

2.Why does my new wife need a vibrator, and what does she do with it?

3.I got me some, and GoChiefs doesn't, but I what do I do with it?

Iowanian
09-17-2006, 10:43 AM
She has a 6" clit that she likes to put in mah butt. IS that wierd?
Haha gochiefs doesn't even have a girl with a big clit to put in his butt!

ChiefsfaninPA
09-17-2006, 10:45 AM
1. Prayer Request-- I can't beleive I married this women.

2. Prayer Request-- My inlaws are coming to spend the week with us over the holidays.

3. Prayer Request-- I am getting a divorce and the bit$h wants more than half of everything.

milkman
09-17-2006, 10:48 AM
1. Prayer Request-- I can't beleive I married this women.

2. Prayer Request-- My inlaws are coming to spend the week with us over the holidays.

3. Prayer Request-- I am getting a divorce and the bit$h wants more than half of everything.

Good thing III doesn't have anything.

Iowanian
09-17-2006, 10:48 AM
Something tells me, the song by George Jones and Tammy, Golden Ring....will once again have some relevance.

Raiderhader
09-17-2006, 10:49 AM
She has a 6" clit that she likes to put in mah butt.



If I had been drinking something when I read this, It would be all over the screen right now.

the Talking Can
09-17-2006, 10:50 AM
1) my dad told me I'd fall for the first piece

2) her thing stinks

3) turns out I'm still gay

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2006, 10:52 AM
1) Why does my daddy cry all the time?
2) shes pregnant
3) and twins

the Talking Can
09-17-2006, 10:55 AM
1) Why does my daddy cry all the time?
2) shes pregnant
3) and black twins

milkman
09-17-2006, 11:02 AM
In nine months, this will be his thread.

Hey everybody, great news!
My new baby looks like Rich Scanlon!

Iowanian
09-17-2006, 11:05 AM
1. Whadda Glorious Day....I'm gonna be a dadday in December. My sperm must swim really fast. (next week)

2. I'm never eating Chinese food again....the baby turned out Korean after I ate General Toa chickun.

3. She thinks I fish alot, cause after doing my laundry the first time, she said it looked like I sat on a muddy bank in my undershorts.

burt
09-17-2006, 11:07 AM
1) Could someone please 'splain the "atm" thing again?
2) She started out wanting a threesome, but now insists that I just watch, is that okay?
3) Has anyone seen my wallet?