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Mark M
12-19-2000, 01:28 PM
Okay, one more time and then I have to get some work done. I'll post this and check back in about an hour. If anyone wants to cut and paste to make updates, please feel free.

Updated roster (Bwana is busy giving our coach a vote of confidence):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, ????
OT: Titus, Wolfman
OG: Russ, ????
C/Creator of Wood: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore, ????
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly, ????
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ?????
RCB: htismaque
LCB: Disco Jones
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh
Worthless moron: Packfan

Only five more slots to fill!

MM
~~Will check later . . . needs to earn some pay.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

WisChief
12-19-2000, 01:29 PM
Any oponents? Maybe Ken can put together his "all knowing" team. Us idiots against the know it alls. Go for it Ken - show us your other team.

TheFly
12-19-2000, 01:39 PM
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We haven't taken care of the most important matters yet!

- What are our team colors?
- What is our helmet design?
- Do we hafta wear red pants? (eck)
- What is our mascot?
- Team song?
- Where do we play? (LA is open)
- Cheerleaders uniforms!

And last, but not least, can we get Burt Reynolds to throw out the first ball?<BR>

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 01:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR> Do we hafta wear red pants? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I vote that at least Cameron gets to wear her 'underoos.'

Bob Dole
12-19-2000, 01:45 PM
Clearly, our mascot should be Cow Patty.

Bob Dole
12-19-2000, 01:48 PM
And the team song should be Jim Stafford's "Cow Patty."

Therefore, our uniforms should be all brown.

Bwana
12-19-2000, 01:53 PM
FLY: I will take on the responsibility of acquiring the cheerleaders attire. They will be so skimpy that even if our team is getting their butts handed to them, the fans won't notice and we will be able to keep the seats full.

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 01:55 PM
If you use my suggestion and get the girls from that ranch of 1million$ near Warrensburg, MO...They already come with their own "uniforms"....which would be low maintinence...and we wouldn't have to pay them....they'll earn Tips, while also serving as beer vendors..

Bwana
12-19-2000, 02:00 PM
Iowanian: Not a bad idea. Anything so save a few extra bucks so I can keep up on the latest fashion with those suits walking the sidelines.

Did you get my Santa jokes?

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 02:02 PM
bwana, yes I did....very nice.

I'm voting for 3D real tree Camoflage for team colors...the other team won't see you us coming, and I can use it on my days off..

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 02:08 PM
Iowanian - I think those Warrensburg 'vendors' can only vend juice, at $10 a glass.

or so I've heard.

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 02:10 PM
jc,

can't you bring your own "coola"?

I heard that you could.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 02:15 PM
May-be. In all actuality, its been nearly 8 years since I 'heard about' what goes on there. Livin' in St. Louie tends to send one 'east' rather than west.

Gaz
12-19-2000, 02:29 PM
WisChief-

Good point.

Allow me to present Packfan's "All Knowing Team"

1. Packfan
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

xoxo~
gaz
trying to find someone who wants to associate with this team.<BR>

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 02:34 PM
gaz, if i may contibute

1.packfan
2.broncofan
3.secret agent mike keck
4.holy moly, how could I forget...515

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Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 02:36 PM
Iowanian - re;#4 - that's your INTERPRETATION of which team I'd be on.

Clint in Wichita
12-19-2000, 02:37 PM
I'll go ahead and appoint myself league commissioner.

Mark M
12-19-2000, 02:38 PM
Add:
5. OVER HEAD
6. Hawaiian Boy (or however he spells it).
7. Denise from the "other" BB (or is that the 515 reference?)

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Mark M
12-19-2000, 02:40 PM
Clint--
Sorry . Packfan has that position.

Perhaps you could be like Gene Washington and hand out fines?

We still need another DT. Can you jump offsides every other play?

MM
~~Trying to find Clint a place.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 02:40 PM
jc,

#4, "I" ???????

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 02:42 PM
not "I" I, "she" I. Sosolly, supposed to be a quote.

TheFly
12-19-2000, 02:47 PM
Scoreboard Operator: Al Gore
Controversial Play Review Judge: Katherine Harris
Usher: George Bush
Owner's Domineering Girlfriend: Hillary Clinton
Line Judge: William Daley
Field Judge: Jeb Bush


Florida would be the appropriate location for the team. Perhaps Palm Beach?



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cbg5
12-19-2000, 02:50 PM
Shouldn't Whitlock be on the All-Knowing" Team? He could be the D-line http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Gaz
12-19-2000, 02:50 PM
BroncoFan
· No, he is OUT OF HERE, remember?
Secret Agent Mike Keck
· Yes. He would probably have an orgasm if someone called him "All Knowing." He would fit right in.
OVERHEAD
· Yes. He may lack the football knowledge of Mike Keck, but he does have the obnoxious part down pat.
jq
· No. He may be a misguided Raider's fan, but he participated in some very good football discussions.


xoxo~
gaz
cutting the roster.<BR>

Mark M
12-19-2000, 02:54 PM
gaz--
Are jq and Hawaii Boy the same? You are correct...he's all good. I guess I'm thinking of some other Raider fan (but not UD...he's okay too).

Fly--
Great choices! Can't get any arguments from me. But throw in Nader as the guy who drives the little go-kart around...of course, with his seatbelt on.

MM
~~Thinks things are finally coming together.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Mi_chief_fan
12-19-2000, 02:55 PM
Remember Madstork? He'd fit right in on Packfans team.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 02:58 PM
I have a couple of candidates for the 'all knowing' team.

First, the guy who posted his psych profile, Steve Beebe, I think. He would fit in nicely with ol' Ken.

Second, Mike Peterson agent on the ol' BB, I dont remember his name, but I do remember his posting about Mike Peterson on a daily basis before the draft in 1999.

DiscoJones
12-19-2000, 03:00 PM
Heather Hawke should be on the "all-knowing" team. If any of you noticed, she was on the other board for a couple of weeks talking about how much better StL was compared to KC and she was relentless with her "the Rams are the greatest team ever" and "Kurt Warner is the most amazing sports story ever" threads. She might be looking for something to do since the Rams will likely miss the playoffs this year (kind of a disappointment for the greatest team ever, eh).

Otter
12-19-2000, 03:17 PM
I elect RaiderCorporate for the all-knowing team.

Bob Dole
12-19-2000, 03:18 PM
Don't be bagging on jq. He may be a Raider fan, but he's a pretty decent guy and a heck of a smack-flinger.

Mark M
12-19-2000, 03:21 PM
Bob Dole--
I have ammended my ideas to remove jq. I had him confused with someone else.

I will be leaving now. I'll be back around 6 or so to update the roster (coryt is looking for a position and H_C wants to be added to the backfield.)

The wife and I need to get all of the crap out of what is left of her car. When I get home, I'll get to work.

MM
~~Has things to do and places to see.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

mlyonsd
12-19-2000, 03:24 PM
Bronco chic is missing.

Otter
12-19-2000, 03:26 PM
I elect RaiderCorporate for the all-knowing team.

Mark M
12-19-2000, 03:26 PM
Okay, before I leave . . .

Updated roster (Bwana is busy looking for an ex San-Fran QB to be the backup):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M (and yes, I have won a playoff game)
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
HB: H_C
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt
OT: Titus, Wolfman
OG: Russ, ????
Center/The reason for my inevitable divorce: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore, ????
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (just catch the damn ball, would ya?)
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly, ????
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ?????
RCB: htismaque
LCB: Disco Jones
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh
Total dumbsh!t: Packfan

Still looking for anther DE, DT, TE, OLB, OG (coryt has been put in as WR temporarily).

MM
~~Leaving until this evening (type y'all around 6ish).

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

Bwana
12-19-2000, 03:30 PM
'all knowing' team'

Don't forget our buddy LEE JACKSON from the other board. The Bronco fan from hell, perhaps we can work "Clark Kent" AKA Bronco fan Vance in there as well?

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 03:31 PM
I aggree that hawaii doesn't belong on that list...the guy knows quite abit about football....raider corp is a shoe-in...don't know how I could have overlooked that pulitzer prize winner.

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 04:04 PM
Since I am a little leary about the warrensburg ranch thing, can I amend my position to Tight End?????????????????

If not, then I wish to be known as the Head Cheerleader.

seperate from the rest.

Iowanian
12-19-2000, 04:07 PM
Pam,
IS it? :D

Susan Summers sell you a bun-o-steel?

Maybe you could apply for backup center?

Uniforms will be the "classiest pasties" i can find...

Lightning Rod
12-19-2000, 04:10 PM
I did play DE when I was 13. Of course 5-11 135 is pretty good for 13. 5-11 180 now might be a bit small. I guess You could call me scrappy and all those other words that really mean slow white guy though.

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 04:15 PM
It is ;)

and I ain't no back up for anyone :D I think I like the Tight End position. I also "have good hands" http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

TheFly
12-19-2000, 04:24 PM
Anyone playing Tight End must be wearing a really skimpy uniform with padding in just the right places!<BR>

DiscoJones
12-19-2000, 04:38 PM
Do we get to pick #s yet?

I would like to request #69 if possible.

If not, my next preferences are:

pi (the symbol - can't find it on the keyboard)

e (natural exponent = 2.718)

c (speed of light constant = 3.0 x10^8 m/s)

N-sub-a (Avagadro's Number = 6.02 x 10^23)


If these are already taken I can come up with some more.<BR>

WisChief
12-19-2000, 04:51 PM
If we're picking numbers I'll take 44! That't the number of my trash route! :D

not really a sanitation worker, but sure having fun pretending to be

58Forever
12-19-2000, 04:54 PM
I notice you need anothe DT...I can play the position...I can jump offsides with the best of them...and besides, after years of nutrition...I can really fill a hole... :D

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

Mark M
12-19-2000, 06:33 PM
Hello all!

I suddenly realized that this thread is taking up entirely too much of my time. :eek:

Updated roster (Bwana is busy finding out why Elvis has never won a playoff game so I do not suffer the same fate):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana (as if he does anything but "enhance" the look of the sidelines.) :D
Coach: Denzel Washington (unless someone opposes this selection.)
Offense:
QB: Mark M (Has won a playoff game)
FB: Bob Dole (Now known as the Fullback Bob Dole).
HB: Luz (averages 4 ypc...for his three carries a game).
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 60 yard and then ride the bench...Greg Hill Jr.).
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (Three Amigoes)
OT: Titus; Wolfman (The Bookend Borthers...you have my back, Titus).
OG: Russ, TBD (Any takers for the other spot?)
Center/Hair gel conniseur: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore (he asked for it); dawsonpa (can we still smack you on the butt Pam?)
PK: Dartgod ("He's got leeeegggss . . . ")

cont'd



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Mark M
12-19-2000, 06:34 PM
cont'd (I did this backa$$words...oh well!)

Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (You catch with your hands, not your helmet.)
MLB: Chief Priority (Just plain mean.)
DT: The Fly, 58forever (They don't watch the ball, either.)
DE: gaz (Are you still in?), TBD (Any takers? C'mon slackers!)
RCB: htismaque (Needed to feel included.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Will dance better than Deion.)
SS: WisChief (Got the skillz.)
FS: Iowanian (Is heavily armed...and perhaps medicated.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Is the owner...can do whatever the hell he wants.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (Because he's "special".)
Cheerleader: Trixy, Katt, Starr and the other whores--er--I mean athletic supporters--er--I mean Fan Support Specialists from the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch, Warrensbug, MO
PR Man: RCG Chief (a.k.a. Bob Greetz...Make us look good)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Such a delicate touch.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (With KCs recent problems, not a bad idea.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Be sure to include the attendance in that day's program. Packfan will use this publication for his main source of info.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Hee keeeps us hear ideeuts n lin.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (just don't shoot us).
The butt of our jokes: Packfan (You just make it soooo easy.)

Still looking for anther DE, OLB, OG. I haven't heard from morphius, Chiefs Red Pants and a few other regulars.

MM
~~Really needs a hobby.<BR>

Mark M
12-19-2000, 06:41 PM
This thing won't let me edit my posts!!

MM
~~Needs to find a way to spell check!

Mark M
12-19-2000, 07:35 PM
I still can't edit, ssoooooo . . .

I would just like to everyone to know that this roster is by no means final. I merely pulled it out of my a$$ because my wife's sick, asleep and nothing good is on T.V.

How about Tuesday Night Football? And Wednesday, Thursday, Friday . . .

MM
~~Has nothing better to do.



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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

milkman
12-19-2000, 08:50 PM
Damn,
I go to work for the day, do some Christmas shopping after that and get on the BB to find this thing blown up.
I want to be the RBbC member that gets named as the starting HB in training camp, only to never see the field, losing my job without ever getting the chance to hold onto it. I'm small, but I'm slow, and I couldn't find a hole, even if I fell into it.
And I'm also the guy that once told pacfan that if the only thing that keeps him from jumping on the Chiefs' bandwagon is CP, then I hope CP is GM for years.
the milkman
trying out for the team

Cannibal
12-19-2000, 08:51 PM
You sound like Mike Cloud.

Bwana
12-19-2000, 08:54 PM
Mark: Outstanding work! The team is looking fantastic and should be ready to field by the weekend.

P.S. I just invested (for the team) errr myself, two pair of $700 shoes to go with the $1900 suits. Still in quest of that special lid with the feather in it to complete "the look" (pimp as you called it) so I can be style'n on the sidelines. If you have figured out the team colors, I will try to get the hat to match. :D

P.S.S. Still trying to figure out why the hell Elvis hasn't won a playoff game. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/frown.gif

Raiderhader
12-19-2000, 09:01 PM
I noticed when looking through the roster that Packfan has succeeded in keeping me off the team. This is an outrage! I will not rest until I make the team. Also, what happened to Wolfman being starting QB?

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WILDCATS 29
corn balls 28

milkman
12-19-2000, 09:12 PM
Cannibal,
Exactly right.
the milkman
the missing member of the SitCom

Bwana
12-19-2000, 09:23 PM
LB: Still looking for another DE, OLB, OG. I would put you on myself, but as GM, I am to busy buying new $1900 suits, getting my teeth cleaned while trying to fit it all under the cap. :D

Luzap
12-19-2000, 09:32 PM
I can't find an H Back coach.

Do you think Packfan could tell me where to line up?

Luz
ready to learn from the all knowing...

Bwana
12-19-2000, 09:33 PM
Bill: History says no.

Luzap
12-19-2000, 09:37 PM
Hey guys, I think we should run the old Statue of Liberty play! They'd never expect it and we'd certainly score a TD!

It's an old, but very famous play. For the sake of the young kids on the bb, maybe Packfan could explain how it works?

While you're at it, enlighten us with the best way to run a Flea Flicker and a Nebraska Special (era mid 70's). OK?

Luz
wow!!!... a chance to hear these famous plays diagramed by the all knowing one!!!...

[This message has been edited by Luzap (edited 12-19-2000).]

Raiderhader
12-19-2000, 09:41 PM
Luz, I don't know about the Nebraska Special, but the Statue of Liberty and Flea Flicker I do. I may be young, but I am somewhat knowledgeable.

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corn balls 28

Dartgod
12-19-2000, 09:44 PM
Wasn't the Nebraska Special better known as the "Fumblerooski"?

Luzap
12-19-2000, 09:47 PM
raiderhader,

That's fair. The play I am referring to actually has several names.

Simply put, it is a misdirection play where the center doesn't actually snap the ball, but rather sets it on the ground behind him.

The entire team then moves one direction with the exception of one guard that picks up the ball and goes the other way.

It's crazy and silly ~ and Nebraska used to score a couple of TDs a year with it.

Luz
starting to remember a lot of trick plays...<BR>

Luzap
12-19-2000, 09:48 PM
Dartgod,

I think we're talking about the same play.

Luz
did I leave out any important details or variations???...

Raiderhader
12-19-2000, 09:49 PM
Hey, put it in the play book. That is right up my alley. Even though it really doesn't matter since Packfan won't let me be on the team. :mad:

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WILDCATS 29
corn balls 28

Otter
12-19-2000, 09:55 PM
Last night at this point I was annointed special teams coach. I chose the position because of its high tolerence for apathetic performance.

Should the position still be open, I humbly offer my services.

Mosbonian
12-19-2000, 10:01 PM
Mark M:

I would rather be a Tight End from Bob Jones University than a Wide Receiver from the University of San Francisco....

mmaddog
****************
thinks he would be better as a Defensive End

Logical
12-19-2000, 10:03 PM
I have been away for awhile,

Ken,

Did I make your team, did I, did I, huh, huh, oh gosh I really wanted you to name me to your team.

Cannot think of a finer BB honor than being on Packfan's all idiot team. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 10:35 PM
An occasional butt smack would be acceptable :) Just don't hit tooo hard. :D

But I want the #1 spot.

JOhn
12-19-2000, 11:03 PM
Ohh Ohh Ohh (my Horshack impression)

I Have a starter for the " all Knowing Team"

General Ganz aka Private Ganz


How could we all forget about him http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/confused.gif

alanm
12-20-2000, 12:24 AM
Let's see there was the Bumerroosky which was a fake punt. Where the ball was hiked to the upback and placed between the legs of a lineman pulling who took off running. There was the Fumbleroosky where the Center hiked it to hit the QB's hand and then let it hit the ground and then the Center picked it up and took off. There were a couple of others like the Bounceroosky but they haven't run them in forever and one forgets in my advanced age. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mark M
12-20-2000, 07:10 AM
Let's see how much time I can waste today!

Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (Sells stolen--er--used cars in the off-season.)
MLB: Chief Priority (Not so lean tackling machine.)
DT: The Fly, 58forever (The Offsides Outlaws.)
DE: gaz (Hasn't complained yet.); Mark Kilgore (End wasn't tight enough.)
RCB: htismaque (Faster than a speeding bullet...but not as accurate.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Will dance better than Deion.)
SS: WisChief (Likes to hit stuff.)
FS: Iowanian (Is heavily armed...and perhaps medicated.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Is the owner...can do whatever the hell he wants.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (Rode the short bus.)
Special Teams Coach: Otter (Remember: You must have someone to cover all of the opponents players...i.e. the flyer.)
Cheerleaders: Trixy, Katt, Starr and the other whores--er--I mean athletic supporters--er--I mean Fan Support Specialists from the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch, Warrensbug, MO
PR Man: RCG Chief (Will tell the public what we want them to hear, rather than the truth...Bob Gretz Jr.)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Also uses aroma therapy. ;) )
Youngin': raiderhader (Will get to play when he finishes puberty.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (With KCs recent problems, not a bad idea.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Be sure to include the attendance in that day's program. Packfan will use this publication for his main source of info.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Hee keeeps us hear ideeuts n lin.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (Just don't shoot us.)
Deaf, dumb and blind kid: Packfan


[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-20-2000).]

Mark M
12-20-2000, 07:21 AM
The new, new roster.

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan (Will charge $10 to participate in practice.)
GM: Bwana (Is busy trying to get his wardrobe under the salary cap.)
Coach: Denzel Washington (Miles for everyone.)
Offense:
QB: Mark M (Got the job by winning the Sears trophy and Super Bowl...on his PLayStation. At least he's won a playoff game.)
FB: Bob Dole (Large and in charge).
HB: Luz (averages 4 ypc...for his three carries a season. Kimble Anders Jr.)
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 60 yard and then ride the bench...Greg Hill Jr.).
HB: Lumpoc Brave (Named starter in minicamp but will never see action...Mike Cloud Jr.)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (Tres Hombres)
OT: Titus; Wolfman ("Burnt" Ends.)
OG: Russ (Has a knack for getting in the way); bishop (Needed a spot on the team...plus we needed to fill out the roster.)
Center/Halftime Entertainment: Cameron Diaz
TE: dawsonpa (Has the tightest end in the league.); Logical (Will make sense in this position.)
PK: Dartgod (Lin Eliott Jr...)

I would like to thank everyone for not taking my snide comments too seriously.

All roster positions will be finalized by Bwana (assuming he gets his shopping done) and Mi (power hungry son-of-a . . . . ).

MM
~~Has spent too much time on this...

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-20-2000).]

Gaz
12-20-2000, 08:06 AM
I would love to be a DE and <h1><font color = red>CRUSH THE QB!!!</h1></font>

However, I am old and short and dumpy and slow.

If the QB promises to stand still and allow me to crush him, I am in.

xoxo~
gaz
starting his new career late in life.<P>

Gaz
12-20-2000, 08:09 AM
"Burnt" ends.

Too funny.

xoxo~
gaz
sounds like our CBs.<BR>

Mosbonian
12-20-2000, 08:37 AM
Well call me Rich Gannon...I haven't even gotten a fair chance in my position at TE and I have been already summarily dumped from the offensive squad.

That's alright, I'll take my Mmaddog Risin' bit to the "All Knowin' Team" and we will take the division.

Then you guys will be sitting at home during the Holidays while I get some National TV exposure.

mmaddog
**************

[This message has been edited by Mark Kilgore (edited 12-20-2000).]

Bob Dole
12-20-2000, 08:45 AM
So Packfan sure plays a mean pinball, eh?

Bob Dole never would have figured...

Lightning Rod
12-20-2000, 09:02 AM
This just in from the PR department.
Coach Washington has reportedly been signed to a 37-year contract extension. GM CEO Lord of the Dance Bwana had this to say. I think Denzel has done a super job in developing our young talent this year and we are poised to make a run at the Super bowl next year. The were a few growing pains this year but, game in, and game out we improved. As a matter of fact we had a meeting just this week, and each of us now knows when to kick or go for 2. In addition to adding goldfish filled acrylic platform shoes to his wardrobe Bwana has pledged to personally aerate“ The next SOB that jumps off sides with his .300 Winchester Magnum. Over the next few weeks we will have on ongoing 7 part series entitled “Our centers behind”, uhh “Behind the center”.


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Mark M
12-20-2000, 09:12 AM
Kilgore--
I thought you requested to be put on the defensive side of the ball? I think you'd do great at DT...you can always blame lack of production with "I was double--no--triple--no--quadruple teamed! Yeah, that's it!" :D

gaz--
We have a play designed just for you and your skills...It's called the Packfan Blitz: You will just sit there and point out facts, stats and logic, thus confusing Pack and his team of know-it-alls. This will create havoc with their offense and should get us pretty good field position.

I know you can do it! :D

MM
~~Can't make everyone happy...but will try.

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Mark M
12-20-2000, 09:16 AM
Bob Dole--
Yes he does. We're all aware of how little he knows about football, so . . .

MM
~~Thinks Packfan's favorite sport is probably pocket pool.

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stevieray
12-20-2000, 09:36 AM
I'll be the bookend to Gaz. While the opposition is "gazmerized" by the eloquence and articulation of Gaz's moves, I'll use my speed to go outside.

I'll start working on that "first" step.

Bwana
12-20-2000, 09:38 AM
RCGChief: "Goldfish filled acrylic platform shoes"

Cleaning the coffee off the key board! LMAO

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stevieray
12-20-2000, 09:41 AM
Bwana, did all that start due to the Fact of Carl's attire on the sideline?

Bwana
12-20-2000, 09:43 AM
Steviray: It didn't hurt. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

stevieray
12-20-2000, 09:46 AM
LOL! He did look like a Mafia hit man..Kept waiting for him to pull out a gun with a silencer.

Bwana
12-20-2000, 09:51 AM
Stevieray: "a gun with a silencer"

Oh cap manager! This would be just the ticket to go with the new duds! I just wouldn't feel right with the 300 ultra mag on the sidelines, it just doesn't go with the shoes. :>0

....Off to hunt down the new firearm....

Dartgod
12-20-2000, 09:56 AM
I don’t know if the position of OC has been filled, but since I have so much time on my hands as PK I figured I could help out designing plays. Here is one that I came up with that I think would be effective with very little time left in the game or the half. We send all our receivers on 5-10 yard patterns. The opposing defense will most likely be playing a deep zone prevent defense. These short pass patterns will obviously confuse them and someone will be able to score a TD on this play.

http://www.geocities.com/bull180/hailmary.bmp <BR>

stevieray
12-20-2000, 09:58 AM
Hey, I'm an "All Idiot" team player.

What about those cool sleeve release mechanisms...In your hand in a 1/2 second. "Now sit the...You know the rest.

TheFly
12-20-2000, 10:02 AM
Dartgod,

I'm trying to figure out what the secret message imbedded in the diagram says... I think it means... "Blitz me, Blitz me, Blitz me 'cuz I've never won a playoff game!"
;)<BR>

ROYC75
12-20-2000, 10:03 AM
Well,at least my position is secure.....

END
GAURD
TACKLE

End of the Bench,Gaurd the waterbottle,Tackle anyone who gets close to it! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

TheFly
12-20-2000, 10:19 AM
Being a DT, I think I have as much qualifications as anyone on designing plays. This one I call dip$hit doogle 01. Guaranteed to confuse the defense and the offense. Found it on the floor while cleaning JR's office.

<p align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.symetrex.com/dipsy1.jpg"></p>


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Lightning Rod
12-20-2000, 10:24 AM
Bwana,
You did say you were going for the pimp look. Guess a 9mm that you could bus-a-cap in yo-*** would be a more appropriate weapon.

If you ever saw “ I’m gonna get you sucka” that’s where the goldfish came from.<BR>

Mark M
12-20-2000, 11:35 AM
On the Bench (until we find a spot):
1st in the game: ROYC75 (Protective of his precious bodily fluids.)
2nd in the game: morphius (Uses his Mullet Super Powers for good.)

Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (He “loves” his mommy.)
Cheerleaders: Who the hell cares who they are, as long as they look good?
PR Man: RCG Chief (Head Bullsh!tter.)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Likes to touch stuff.)
Youngin': raiderhader (Still waiting for that first facial hair.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (Will always have a job with this bunch.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Make sure our pictures are pretty.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Teaches us a thing or two.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (Just don't shoot us...and I stil think that’s funny. Classless, but funny.)
Waste of Oxygen: Packfan

We have changed defensive alignments from a 4-3 to a 5-2, since we have a wealth of DLs and not enough LBs. <P>

Mark M
12-20-2000, 11:36 AM
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (Our local Ford dealer...Vanover Jr.)
LB: Chief Priority; Chief Red Pants (They’re meaner than Maz, deadly than Donnie, and they lick Bush.)
DT: The Fly (Because he doesn’t watch the ball); 58forever (Because he watches the ball but doesn’t care); Logical (“There’s a ball?”)
DE: gaz (In like Flynn.); stevieray (His pass rush is like lightning...it lasts about 1/10th a second and stops when it hits something.)
RCB: htismaque (Likes to keep things under the cover.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Dances like Deion Sanders, tackles like Deion Warwick.)
SS: WisChief (Strong, but not very safe.)
FS: Iowanian (Comes out gunning...literally...Rae Carruth Jr.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Had nothing better to do.)<BR>

Mark M
12-20-2000, 11:37 AM
I think the roster is done!!

Of course, things could change at any time. If Bwana would stop trying to be the albino Shaft, I could focus more time on winning playoff games and less on finding smarta$$ed remarks to make about everyone. (And remember, these are supposed to be jokes. They were all funny before I typed them.) :D

Without further ado, here we go (I hope I posted this in the correct order!):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan (Started this mess.)
GM/Team Pimp: Bwana (Busy looking for his new negotiating “tool.”)

Coaching staff:
Head Coach: Denzel Washington (Just don’t fumble.)
ST Coach: Otter (Only because he’s so special.)
OC: Dartgod (Has no balance...perfect for our system.)

Offense:
QB: Mark M (Will win playoff games.)
FB: Bob Dole (Will block and run in the third person.)
HB: Luz (Gets two carries a game, even though he deserves more...Kimble Anders Jr.)
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 80 yard and then ride the bench for dating the coach’s girlfriend...Greg Hill Jr. ).
HB: Lumpoc Brave (Starter in name only...Mike Cloud Jr.)
WRs: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (All have hands...what more do you want?)
OT: Titus; Wolfman (Tackle is your position, not a blocking technique.)
OG: Russ; bishop74 (They just get in the way.)
Center/Star of many a fantasy: Cameron Diaz
TE: dawsonpa (Can smack her butt often, but lightly.); Mark Kilgore (Got his way. Happy now? :D)
PK: Dartgod (Couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat...Lin Eliot Jr.)<BR>

Iowanian
12-20-2000, 11:53 AM
mark,

I'm hoping that the mental image i portrait really isn't like the (John Rambo, post jail break)that it appears...I won't be packing heat on gameday...but may bite a finget off of an opposing reciever in a pile.. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

ROYC75
12-20-2000, 11:59 AM
Since I'm a role player and not a star,I'm worth my money...doesn't cost to much on the cap!

Not sure if I should be jumping for joy making the "All Idiot Team ". http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

TheFly
12-20-2000, 11:59 AM
Time for a team picture!!!!! Smile!!!!

Mark M
12-20-2000, 12:02 PM
Iowa--
Rambo, no. Dirty Harry...maybe. :D

ROY--
Sorry dude. Anyone who has ever disagreed with Packfan makes the team!

Fly--
Cheeeese!

MM
~~Will show his back side--er--best side to the camera.

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DiscoJones
12-20-2000, 12:26 PM
Negotiations for the "All Idiot Team":

Bwana: I see here that your numbers last year were pretty good.

DiscoJones: Yeah, that's right and I got the moves to prove it. See! (doin' the "Hustle")

Bwana: I only got one question for ya, Disco. Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya, punk?

DiscoJones: Huh?

Bwana: (pulls out glock with silencer - easier to get through airports ala Barry Switzer) Go ahead...sit down and shut the f@&* up!

Raiderhader
12-20-2000, 12:30 PM
Mark, #340. Glad to see I have made the team! I may not be playing, but at least I am apart of this great organazation! Oh, one other thing, I am not that young. :)

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ROYC75
12-20-2000, 12:50 PM
Mark

Best of my knowledge,I've never seen anytime I have agreed with him.

I know I made this team...The roster is out and I'm on it...FIRE ME if you like...but let me play once....Puuhhhllleeeezzzz !

Iowanian
12-20-2000, 01:14 PM
mark,

maybe i'll have to work on my samuel l. jackson character from pulp fiction..for a pregame/play speech..."and I will come down on thee with fuuuurious anger"

58Forever
12-20-2000, 01:22 PM
Let's talk salary now...as DT following in Chet's shoes...as a contract incentive, I demand $25,000 for everytime I jump offsides....If my math is correct, that is cheaper than what McGlockton gets...signing bonus...a month with the Chiefettes to do with as I wish...sure they may not be the most beautiful...but hey, DTs can't be too choosy...and my roster bonus if I stay on the team...I want an all expense paid trip to the Pro-Bowl since I probably won't be playing in it...

As an additional incentive, I demand ribs before and after every game, Whitlock and I are friends...and I want $50,000 for every Bronco, Raider or Packfan Know it all team member I disable...


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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

Mark M
12-20-2000, 01:22 PM
Disco--
ROTFLMAO!!! I wonder how close this is to Carl's tactics . . . .?

ROY--
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere. (BTW, did you like the Dr. Strangelove reference?) There is always space on our running back committee. :)

hader--
I know...but at least I said facial hair and not the other kind! :D

Iowa--
Sounds like a great idea...just tell us what's in the briefcase, would ya? (Oh yeah, and feel free to set the clocks to 4:20 as well. :cool:

58--
Sounds good to me...but Bwana has the final decision (assuming he has time off from his beeeeaaatcchhess.)

MM
~~Wondering how much more time he can waste on this thread.

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Iowanian
12-20-2000, 01:25 PM
I've got Elway's soul in the briefcase...he sold it to da debil for that superbowl run...

ROYC75
12-20-2000, 01:29 PM
Mark

Sorry,you lost me on the Dr Strangelove,but I'll stay on the bench,end,gaurd,and tackle. Being the 1st of the bench has it's place on this great team! :D<P>

58Forever
12-20-2000, 01:41 PM
CB: Disco (dances like Deion Sanders, tackles like Deion Warwick)...I suppose If you would have said tacles like Deion Sanders too that would have been an insult to Deion Warwick...

Mark M
12-20-2000, 01:49 PM
58--
Also would've been insulting to Disco. :D

Is anyone insulted (besides Packfan...as if I would care anyway)? If so, sorry.

And did anyone find this in the least bit funny, or am I just that sad and pathetic? If not, I won't waste the time or space to do it again. If so, I guess I found a new hobby.

MM
~~Good thing he has a day job.

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WisChief
12-20-2000, 02:07 PM
Mark, this thing is fabulous!!! :D

I can't wait to hit the field and hit somebody!! This is great - I can now ditch my trashman job and play football with all you fine gents and look at the sweet thangs on the sidelines cheering for us! :D

This is the life!!<P>

DiscoJones
12-20-2000, 02:08 PM
58Forever & Mark M (re 355 & 356) - That's fargin' hilarious! And for the record, I would much rather have the tackling ability of Warwick over Sanders. :D

Keep up the good work. It's Solid Gold Baby!<BR>

ROYC75
12-20-2000, 02:14 PM
UHUMMMM.is this thing on...check ,check,I would like to take this time to say Thank You for being chosen for the wonderful Team! All the hard work put into not being on the same level as Ken has paid off dearly! I want to thank all my fans and the people who voted for me. Thanks to Ken for not making me look good and convincing everyone that He truly knows it all!(PSST,this just in...Ken where's red and gold under his green and yellow).

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58Forever
12-20-2000, 02:23 PM
Mark, you did a great job...and yes, i find your remarks funny...so don't feel unappreciated just yet...one question though...does your boss know what you're doing?....if so, I know a good employment agency... :D

And if anyone, besides Packfan, finds any of this insulting...tell 'em to kiss your arse... :p

You realize of course that is the way they are picking teams for the XFL...probably have colorful bios just like we do...

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mlyonsd
12-20-2000, 02:25 PM
Sweeeeetttttt.

Let me know what time to show up for the photo session with the cheerleaders.

ROYC75
12-20-2000, 02:27 PM
Put me on the back row...I'm the tall ugly one!

Mark M
12-20-2000, 02:27 PM
58--
I did a lot on my lunch break and at home.
As far as my job goes, give me another half hour...there will a thread on that.

BTW guys, thanks! {sniff} I just felt so unappreciated {sniff} that I {sniff} needed some {sniff} positive feedback {sniff sniff}.

Actually, I was more worried that someone would be offended. Glad that didn't happen.

MM
~~Really needs friends. :p

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Lightning Rod
12-20-2000, 02:32 PM
Ok the PR department needs your help! Can anyone find a picture of Antiono Fargus (AKA Huggy Bear) in the acrylic platform shoes as shown in “I’m gonna get you sucka”?

Dartgod
12-20-2000, 03:38 PM
I have taken the initiative to come up with a preliminary design for our team uniforms. Any comments or suggestions are welcome!

http://www.geocities.com/bull180/uniform01.gif <BR>

Tribal Warfare
12-20-2000, 03:56 PM
could we get a dunce hat imbedded on the sleeves, so we won't look like the Riddlers?

Mi_chief_fan
12-20-2000, 03:56 PM
As the owner, I love the uni's!

Still looking for ideas for mascots.........

Tribal Warfare
12-20-2000, 03:57 PM
3 stooges of course

Dartgod
12-20-2000, 04:35 PM
How about this guy as mascot?

http://home.gci.net/~sitemaster/alfred05.gif

58Forever
12-20-2000, 04:37 PM
Instead of numbers, use each of the players IQs...if we are truely idiots, then they should all be in the right range anyway... 2+2= ahhh, duh, ahhh, ummmmmm, (as I drool and slobber)


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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

58Forever
12-20-2000, 04:38 PM
so whoever gets 00 has to be the GM...sorry Bwana unless of course your IQ is 00...btw, I love the colors...

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TheFly
12-20-2000, 04:47 PM
Great uni's but I thought they were supposed to be Cow Patty colored... you know, chocolate brown with fiber embedded...<BR>

Dartgod
12-20-2000, 04:49 PM
This is just a preliminary design. We can use whatever colors the Owner/Head Idiot wants.

Dartgod
12-20-2000, 04:49 PM
This is just a preliminary design. We can use whatever colors the Owner/Head Idiot wants.

Otter
12-20-2000, 05:09 PM
As the special teams coach I expect nothing but 100% from my players. Especially you Mi_Chief_Fan and Dartgod. I've been specially trained by Mr. Stock himself on how to motivate and prepare my players!

And never forget - I stress toughneess!!!

BTW- Awsome job Mark

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Dartgod
12-20-2000, 05:21 PM
I heard a rumor that Mi_Chief_Fan was going outside the organization to hire his offense, defense, and special teams coaches. Here are the guys he is going to hire.

http://www.bob-newhart.com/Frames/Gallery/ldandd.jpg

Bwana
12-20-2000, 05:23 PM
WOW! This thing is looking like a first class organization here. Nice work on the uniforms Dartgod.

If the owner is in the house, We are going to have to figure out how to fit the new "Motivational tool" under the cap which I just invested in. A kewl 10mm with the lazer sights and the whole nine yards, Should be fantastic in the event one of our draft picks doesn't...........how shall I say.....sit the **** down and sign the ****ing offer!

Spent most of the day trying to run down those clear goldfish shoes and they are no place to be found.

So is everyone ready to talk contracts? :D <P>

HC_Chief
12-20-2000, 05:56 PM
This would be a double post.

BTW, why are we not allowed to delete our own posts? Hmmmmm? :p

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HC_Chief
12-20-2000, 05:56 PM
ROFLMAO @ #376!!

OMG Dart, I actually had to wipe off my monitor!! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Bwana
12-20-2000, 06:39 PM
It looks like the "all idiot team" is about in place so let the contract talks begin! :D Go to the contract and demands thread and lets hear your demands.

~Stoking the new 10mm with silencing device and cracking knuckles~



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Dave Lane
12-21-2000, 12:50 AM
I just found this picture of our coaching staff next year boldly setting forth a constant and consistent strategy. It's amazing how 3 minds can almost meld like this picture clearly shows! Go Jimmy, Go Mike, Go Kurt yea!! I'm just so anxious for next year and your return to the coaching box! I could just puke my guts out!

http://store1.yimg.com/I/fridgedoor_1609_9276909

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Mark M
12-21-2000, 08:33 AM
Now that the team and coaching staff have been finalized, I will post an updated roster (with commentary) later today or this evening (I actually have work to do today...and the boss is gone! Woo hoo!) :D

I am assigning colleges and key statistics to everyone...I hope all will enjoy.

It will be a new thread, however, since this one seems to be getting a little thick.

Have a good one, and type to you all very soon.

MM
~~Spending so much time on this thread that his wife is starting to worry.

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Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 09:46 AM
Mark, my college is Kansas State. Period, I will not accept anything else. (I am not trying to be demanding, and a pain in the butt, but no other college will do)

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Gaz
12-21-2000, 10:00 AM
Mark-

Give him KU.

xoxo~
gaz
stirring the pot.

Mark M
12-21-2000, 10:03 AM
Gaz--
Damn!! You beat me to it!!

I was going to inform raiderhader that, by making such a request, he has quaranteed himself a post as a KU alum. :p

I'll see what I can do, raiderhader! :D

MM
~~Does not like to be told what to do.

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:03 AM
Gaz, not funny. Yeah, yeah, I know, you weren't trying to be funny. I get Gay U or Nebrska, and I am off the team. I know, big deal. So it depends on how much Mark likes me. :)

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Dartgod
12-21-2000, 10:03 AM
No, no, no...Give him Nebraska.

*a better pot stirrer than Gaz http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:05 AM
I wasn't telling you what to do. It was merely a request. I see people have pushed you all around on this topic, what is the big deal now? :)

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Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:06 AM
To heck with all of ya. :)

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Gaz
12-21-2000, 10:07 AM
rh-

Actually, I am a KSU fan myself.

I am also an equal-opportunity abuser. And what better abuse for someone who demands KSU than to exile them to that old abandoned outhouse on the hill?

xoxo~
gaz
making friends left and right.<BR>

Mark M
12-21-2000, 10:08 AM
Don't worry raiderhader, I'll be kind!

We need you on the team as our youth movement! Don't quit on us now!! :D

MM
~~Easily pushed.

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DiscoJones
12-21-2000, 10:09 AM
Yeah, he's just gotta be from Gay State.

I never understand how people from KSU can call KU "Gay U". Doesn't that make their school Gay State?

I mean really, they have a strong case with Faggieville and all....


Rock Chalk Baby!

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:09 AM
Actually, considering what all the demands everyone is making in the other post, and the fact that I only requsted a little ole' Jeep wrangler, I would think that it is only fair.

I am my own agent. Why do I want to pay someone big money for something I am happy to do.

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Gaz
12-21-2000, 10:09 AM
rh-

Once you declare an allegiance, you are fodder for the cannons.

xoxo~
gaz
expecting some Chickenhawkers to pile on any time now.<BR>

Iowanian
12-21-2000, 10:10 AM
I just wanted you to know that I have revieved my PHD from the U of HardKnocks....but my undergrad training was at Buffalo Earnie's School of Rodeo Clowns, hair design and auto mechanics,College of.

Gaz
12-21-2000, 10:11 AM
DJ-

Just as I was typing…

Too funny.

xoxo~
gaz
waiting for the Chickenhawk pile to grow.<BR>

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:12 AM
Disco, there was a magazine article out a few years back (I don't remember the mag) that listed the most prominent college for gays. Gay U was one of them. That is why I call it that. And that by no means has any reflection upon KSU. By the way, how are things up on old Snob Hill?

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Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:13 AM
Gaz, I would rather be fodder than end up some place other than were my heart is.

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Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:20 AM
Hey Mark, you say you need me as part of the youth movement? If I had know that my stock was this high, I might have asked for more in negotiations. How about a helocopter. And a pilot (only so he can drop me off on the field when I am introdced, I want to fly the rest of the time). As for pay, I will still be happy with leauge minimum for a rookie. I don't want to ask for to much, I still have to prove myself.

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DiscoJones
12-21-2000, 10:31 AM
rh - hehehe...I hope you aren't taking any of this personally (I don't think you are at least).

You guys get that first automobile over there in Manhattan yet, or are you still riding around on donkeys?

Manhattan, KS - where the men are men and the sheep sleep with their eyes open.... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:33 AM
Disco, of course I'm not taking any of this personally. This is a great rivalry, that I cherish.

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Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:35 AM
You have just received the "University of Kansas Virus"
As we ain't got no programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation,
University of Kansas Compeuter Engineering dept.

_____________________________________________
With love, RH :)

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ROYC75
12-21-2000, 10:38 AM
raiderhader

I'm sorry for you..KSU fan,you have my sympathy !

Here's hoping you find Jayhawk blue under your tree! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:42 AM
Why the heck would you feel sorry for me? I don't want your sympathy.
Rock, Chalk, Chickenhawk, Stomp Gay U!

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DiscoJones
12-21-2000, 10:45 AM
rh - Thanks for the virus! Great! Now I've got to redo all that work! ;)

I agree about the rivalry. I enjoy it very much.

BTW - How are you getting an internet connection? Last I heard, they still had the "two cans joined with a string" system at KSU.

Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:46 AM
The last you heard? That is because you guys are still using the Pony Express.

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Spott
12-21-2000, 10:46 AM
He feels sorry for you because college football season is almost over and now you have KSU basketball to look forward to. ;)

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It looks I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

ROYC75
12-21-2000, 10:48 AM
raiderhader

Are you ready for your traditinal a$$ spanking in Bball this year? hehe,Happy holidays! :D

KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU

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Raiderhader
12-21-2000, 10:48 AM
Hey, it seems that usaully one sport or the other is the crowning jewel of a schools athletic department. I am happy that ours is in a major sport, and not something like swimming.

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DiscoJones
12-21-2000, 10:55 AM
I hear ya rh - you guys could be known as the best at hog-tiein'. Lucky you got a football team.

Iowanian
12-21-2000, 11:05 AM
doesn't KSU have a beatin' comin' from the Hawkeyes in the very near future...might i add...9-0 Hawkeyes....who own the state of Kansas for the past 2 years.

Mi_chief_fan
12-29-2000, 07:24 PM
Has everyone signed up that wants to?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Rick Stephens
12-29-2000, 07:36 PM
What are the qualifications to make the team?

Mi_chief_fan
12-29-2000, 07:41 PM
You have to fit Packfan's idea of an 'idiot.' In other words, disagreeing with his moron point of view, and not contradicting yourself like him.

Do you qualify?

Rick Stephens
12-29-2000, 07:51 PM
I think that I qualify for the All Idiot Team!!

Rick Stephens
12-31-2000, 04:58 PM
Is it too late to get on the All Idiot Team ?

Raiderhader
12-31-2000, 07:04 PM
Iowanian - "doesn't KSU have a beatin' comin' from the Hawkeyes in the very near future...might i add...9-0 Hawkeyes....who own the state of Kansas for the past 2 years."

Uhm, what happened? :D
!!!GO CATS!!!


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Warrior5
12-31-2000, 07:34 PM
Since I likened Packfan to the psycho that tries to kill Steve Martin in The Jerk, I guess I qualify for the AIT. When do we have to be down to a 53-idiot roster?

Luzap
01-01-2001, 01:42 AM
Warrior5,

Everyone on the roster on March 1st will be due a $10 Million bonus.

I don't expect any cuts anytime soon.

Luz
but then i am a founding member of the all idiots team... :D<BR>

Warrior5
01-01-2001, 05:12 PM
Luz,
Everyone gets a $10 million bonus, or just you expansion draft idiots? Or are we all expansion draftees?

Luzap
01-01-2001, 05:16 PM
Warrior5,

I don't know...

I'm just an H Back.

Luz
bwana handles the front office stuff...<BR>

Warrior5
01-01-2001, 07:02 PM
Bwana as President/GM...Uh-ohh,
I can see Packfan now, picking Bwana's name out of the phone book, screaming obscenities, loading up his gear.
Bwana: stay away from cans of 30-weight oil!

Warrior5
01-01-2001, 07:02 PM
Bwana as President/GM...Uh-ohh,
I can see Packfan now, picking Bwana's name out of the phone book, screaming obscenities, loading up his gear.
Bwana: stay away from cans of 30-weight oil!

Bwana
01-01-2001, 09:54 PM
Warrior5: Not to worry, Bwana has an unlisted number and I like 10W-30 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JBucc
10-03-2006, 10:32 PM
I'm in

JOhn
11-28-2010, 05:01 AM
I completely forgot about this thread....ROFL

Classic material, I wonder what ever happened to Packfool? Maybe he he froze to death at a game?:evil: