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58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:03 PM
if i had my way....


Cunningham and the Stooges Fired...

Grbac Signs Restructured, Cap Friendly Contract...

Hasty and Grunhard to Play with the Chiefs in 2001...

"As the news of the coaching changes spread, players were practically knocking down Carl Peterson's door trying to get new contracts or to restructure existing ones. Veterans like Grunhard and Hasty commented that their decision to remain with the Chiefs was made easier by the coaching changes."

Hey, it could happen....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:05 PM
In March I'd like to read:

Chiefs sign (insert name here) to be Featured Back in 2001...

Baby Lee
01-02-2001, 03:11 PM
Tagline - "despite all these recent developments, sources reassure us that Elvis Grbac has yet to win a playoff game."

58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:13 PM
That's a sidebar story JC...and in related news...

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

morphius
01-02-2001, 03:14 PM
58 - It could be you worst nightmare as well.

"Chiefs sign" Donnell Bennett"to be Featured Back in 2001".

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58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:15 PM
Jeff, even your replies are evil... :)

But unfortunately you could be right :(

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

morphius
01-02-2001, 03:17 PM
Joe - It was hard for me to even write that without losing my lunch, luckily I hate 5 hours ago so there was nothing to lose.

Tribal Warfare
01-02-2001, 03:21 PM
I believe that the Chiefs will draft Micheal Bennett,if Vermeil and Saunders are coming to KC this will be their guy.<BR>

58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:22 PM
A headline like that would make me lose more than my lunch...I think I'd take all my Chiefs stuff and burn it in front of Arrowhead...

Baby Lee
01-02-2001, 03:22 PM
Here's one for ya.

"New Chiefs' coach Kotite ready and reporting for duty. Carl impressed with work ethic."

Ooohh, bugga-bugga.



[This message has been edited by JC-Johnny (edited 01-02-2001).]

58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:23 PM
Chief, I'm sorry, I'm not up on College ball as much as I might be...who is Michael Bennett?...a running back I presume?

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

DaWolf
01-02-2001, 03:27 PM
"Chiefs Prepared to Give Jessie Haynes Another Shot at RB."

Baby Lee
01-02-2001, 03:28 PM
How about;

"undrafted CFL castoff Joe Shmoe turning heads in camp at running back. . . new FA Dillon benched in his favor."

[This message has been edited by JC-Johnny (edited 01-02-2001).]

Tribal Warfare
01-02-2001, 03:37 PM
Micheal Bennett is a converted track star, he has only played one year of college ball.Many feel if he gets the feel for the position, he could be like a Terrell Davis with 4.2 speed

58Forever
01-02-2001, 03:42 PM
jc, the sad thing is that if we keep Gun and any of the stooges, Dillon probably wouldn't be an every down back... :(

Lamar Smith carried the ball 40 times...it takes Chiefs backs 5 games to get that many carries....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

58Forever
01-12-2001, 11:58 AM
I had to bring this one to the top....

I'm really smiling now...Gun and the Stooges are gone and my ficticious headline came to reality...:D