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blueballs
10-01-2006, 09:45 PM
what is the grossiest thing you have vomited

egg salad

Bill Parcells
10-01-2006, 09:46 PM
what is the grossiest thing you have vomited

egg salad
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blueballs
10-01-2006, 09:47 PM
that's one way to lose that gut
Bill

but it goes down the throat

luv
10-01-2006, 09:48 PM
I would have to say spaghetti. It smelled like marinara, only not in a good way. It was a long time before I could eat spaghetti again.

DMAC
10-01-2006, 09:49 PM
So Co 100 Christmas Special.

Rain Man
10-01-2006, 09:49 PM
I vomited up the 10-7 playoff loss against the Colts. It tasted like soured bile.

Bwana
10-01-2006, 09:50 PM
Heh, we may get some use out of this thread after all. Lets call it "the bird" thread.

Bill Parcells
10-01-2006, 09:50 PM
that's one way to lose that gut
Bill

but it goes down the throat
:D
I dont remember the last time I puked..

Probably because I have not puked in a long time

TinyEvel
10-01-2006, 09:51 PM
Tortilla chips. If they come back up while they're still crispy, it feels like you're vomiting broken glass. Especially if they go into your sinus....with salsa.

blueballs
10-01-2006, 09:51 PM
Bwana
couldn't resist the trainwreck

Bill Parcells
10-01-2006, 09:52 PM
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Iowanian
10-01-2006, 09:52 PM
I once had a test, similar to a barrium upper GI where they gave me the bitterest clear liquid imaginable. Combine that with Bile and no food.......and then yack.

I've barfed alot in my day due to gut issues.....and thats the tops by far.

The best puke? Icecream that is still cool.

Frazod
10-01-2006, 09:52 PM
Spaghetti. Ended up pulling a noodle out of my nose. :spock:

Bwana
10-01-2006, 09:53 PM
Bwana
couldn't resist the trainwreck

I have to jump in on about 1 out of 20.

luv
10-01-2006, 09:54 PM
I think the worst kind of puking would have to be dry heaving. It hurts, and it seems pointless to go through the motions and not have anything come out.

blueballs
10-01-2006, 09:56 PM
a bad part is the pre-vomit
oiling of the throat

Rain Man
10-01-2006, 09:59 PM
I got some bad gravy at the Black-Eyed Pea about a year ago, but before that my last vomit was on or about Thanksgiving of 1989 in New Delhi, India. You haven't lived until you've vomited in India.

DMAC
10-01-2006, 10:03 PM
I feel bad for cats when they puke...

Strange phoenomenon that is...

TinyEvel
10-01-2006, 10:07 PM
Ever puked so much that all that's left is the egg-yolk type stuff? I think that's bile.

There was a period where I would vomit after every drinking binge. Just like habit, befoer I went to bed, so I'd feel better in the morning.

I call that period "the 90's"

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-01-2006, 10:08 PM
i would have to say, it was homeaid chicken pot pie.
i ate alot of it, then got sick threw up all over the bathroom, never made it to the toilet, and my dad was in the bathtub he recieved most of it.

StcChief
10-01-2006, 10:34 PM
Jagermeister....with Burger/Fries/Beer under neith.

Will Never do Jager again

cjp27
10-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Ramen Noodles.

They taste like crap going down, so imagine what they taste like coming up.

Bill Parcells
10-01-2006, 10:39 PM
Well..I just remembered one..

My Girlfriend at the time had just leased a new car..she was too f*ked up to drive..so I drove at the end of the night and her poor friend was in the back seat behind her..she commenced with the puking at a furious pace trying to spew the projectiles out the window with the car in motion..but the puke rockets were firing back into the car right into her friends face..it was great!!! ROFL

TinyEvel
10-01-2006, 10:39 PM
Jagermeister....with Burger/Fries/Beer under neith.

Will Never do Jager again


I have a theory that eveyone has ONE type of alcohol that they "don't do".
i.e. they'll never touch it. And it usually has to do with a bad experience with said alcohol.
Top nixes are tequilla, Jager & Goldschlager.

For me it's Gin.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-01-2006, 10:41 PM
I have a theory that eveyone has ONE type of alcohol that they "don't do".
i.e. they'll never touch it. And it usually has to do with a bad experience with said alcohol.
Top nixes are tequilla, Jager & Goldschlager.

For me it's Gin.
Whiskey. Even after 20 years, it still tastes like puke to me.

Bill Parcells
10-01-2006, 10:43 PM
Scotch makes me violently ill the next day..I can not stand it!!!

I love tequila..but I hate Scotch

luv
10-01-2006, 10:46 PM
I have a theory that eveyone has ONE type of alcohol that they "don't do".
i.e. they'll never touch it. And it usually has to do with a bad experience with said alcohol.
Top nixes are tequilla, Jager & Goldschlager.

For me it's Gin.
For me, it Crown. I got really drunk. I wake up the next morningon a fold out bed in the home of where I was a visitor the night prior. I was getting ready to go (once I got my queasy stomach under control). I asked where my bottle of Crown I brought with me was at, because I was going to take it home. Ends up that a group of us, including myself, had sat around and done shots of it. I didn't even remember doing that. For some reason, I haven't been able to stomach it since.

SLAG
10-01-2006, 11:43 PM
Whiskey. Even after 20 years, it still tastes like puke to me.


for me its one paticular whiskey - Evan Williams Green Label - Chugged 1/2 a 1.75ml and fell down started puking face up.

your not going to have a good time.-

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now the nastiest thing to throw up is 2.5 bottles of Robotussin Cough Syrup.

yes 2.5 bottles - smelling it will make me gag to this day-


i dont think i could ever take it ever again

cjp27
10-01-2006, 11:45 PM
For me, it Crown. I got really drunk. I wake up the next morningon a fold out bed in the home of where I was a visitor the night prior. I was getting ready to go (once I got my queasy stomach under control). I asked where my bottle of Crown I brought with me was at, because I was going to take it home. Ends up that a group of us, including myself, had sat around and done shots of it. I didn't even remember doing that. For some reason, I haven't been able to stomach it since.

Vodka. About 10 years ago, I drank a bunch of it and went to the Wichita River Festival. Apparently I blacked out and started yelling at a bunch of Marilyn Manson look-alikes, vomited several times, and was carried to the car. 10 hours later, I woke up in my friend's front yard. Good times.

luv
10-01-2006, 11:48 PM
Why is it that I never notice all of my typos until I'm quoted by someone. Doesn't that figure?

AZORChiefFan
10-01-2006, 11:49 PM
Barqs rootbeer and beef jerky. Nasty.

Rum, gatorade, beefjerky, and chocodiles. Even worse. I think. I was rather drunk so my tastebuds were kinda shot.