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sedated
10-04-2006, 03:14 PM
somebody please explain why old men like to carry handkerchiefs?

my crusty old boss honks a fat wad of snot into his handkerchief a hundred times a day.

Is there anything more disgusting than blowing your nose, then putting it in your pocket and carrying it around for the rest of the day?

WTF?

seclark
10-04-2006, 03:17 PM
somebody please explain why old men like to carry handkerchiefs?

my crusty old boss honks a fat wad of snot into his handkerchief a hundred times a day.

Is there anything more disgusting than blowing your nose, then putting it in your pocket and carrying it around for the rest of the day?

WTF?
wiping your nose on your sleeve and carrying it around for the rest of the day.
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Robo-Chachi
10-04-2006, 03:18 PM
I carry them ocassionally. Although, I usually use them to wipe sweat from my brow. They're also good to have if you do need to sneeze. Afterall, I don't have a purse full of wadded up Kleenexes to use.

ChiefsFan4Life
10-04-2006, 03:18 PM
somebody please explain why old men like to carry handkerchiefs?

my crusty old boss honks a fat wad of snot into his handkerchief a hundred times a day.

Is there anything more disgusting than blowing your nose, then putting it in your pocket and carrying it around for the rest of the day?

WTF?

You didn't hear? There are a shortage of kleenexes in the world. It's linked to terrorism.

Iowanian
10-04-2006, 03:20 PM
1 Finger Turbo

sedated
10-04-2006, 03:21 PM
wiping your nose on your sleeve and carrying it around for the rest of the day.
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I usually wipe it on my wrist and then onto the person closest to me

seclark
10-04-2006, 03:22 PM
1 Finger Turbo
i was never very good at that, and it's pretty gross if you don't know what you're doing.
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Iowanian
10-04-2006, 03:25 PM
I can slime an ant from 5' away and keep my finger clean.

There is no "half way" with a 1 finger turbo...you've got to use full thrusters on that snot rocket.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2006, 03:28 PM
Well my co-worker in extreme situations used to use his bandana as crap paper in a pinch

seclark
10-04-2006, 03:31 PM
Well my co-worker in extreme situations used to use his bandana as crap paper in a pinch
been there done that. i've always thrown them away though.
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sedated
10-04-2006, 03:33 PM
Well my co-worker in extreme situations used to use his bandana as crap paper in a pinch

I prefer pages from the bible

Rain Man
10-04-2006, 03:37 PM
Maybe he collects boogers.

Skip Towne
10-04-2006, 03:46 PM
Hey!! Great!! A booger thread. We don't get many of these on the Planet.

JBucc
10-04-2006, 03:52 PM
I prefer pages from the bibleThe thin pages tend to tear easily. I prefer the Koran, nice thick pages that can stand up to my heavy duty snot. *braces for explosion*

Rain Man
10-04-2006, 03:53 PM
The thing pages tend to tear easily. I prefer the Koran, nice thick pages that can stand up to my heavy duty snot. *braces for explosion*

Yeah, the Koran works great. It's quite absorpent.

Predarat
10-04-2006, 03:55 PM
If you see him coming out of a bathroom stall folding it up and puting it into his pocket i'd really be worried.

sedated
10-04-2006, 03:58 PM
If you see him coming out of a bathroom stall folding it up and puting it into his pocket i'd really be worried.

don't even get me started on this guy's bathroom habits.

he's the guy who whispers to himself as he pisses.


and old men must have a tough time finishing their pissing session, because he will piss for a while, then stand there for 5 minutes, then piss somemore.

Donger
10-04-2006, 04:00 PM
he's the guy who whispers to himself as he pisses.

"Play with it, son, but don't talk to it."

and old men must have a tough time finishing their pissing session, because he will piss for a while, then stand there for 5 minutes, then piss somemore.

You've stood there and watched him urinate? And, timed it?

scott free
10-04-2006, 04:18 PM
Thats a killer avatar Chachi, Oswald's rockin' as the cop in the hat plays keyboards. Funny stuff man LMAO

JBucc
10-04-2006, 04:19 PM
You've stood there and watched him urinate? And, timed it?
LMAO I could see him peeking through the crack in the stall door with a stopwatch. "ready, go!"

sedated
10-04-2006, 04:36 PM
You've stood there and watched him urinate? And, timed it?

I've got a lot of free time

Iowanian
10-04-2006, 08:53 PM
The new Meatpeeker.

Skip Towne
10-04-2006, 09:00 PM
You're 1 finger turbo is old hat. I've developed a one finger cross nostril blast that will put you to shame. I'm old and I have some really large boogers.

Simplex3
10-04-2006, 09:54 PM
don't even get me started on this guy's bathroom habits.

he's the guy who whispers to himself as he pisses.


and old men must have a tough time finishing their pissing session, because he will piss for a while, then stand there for 5 minutes, then piss somemore.
Is he one of those guys that leans his forehead on the bugger-encrusted wall in front of him while he stands there peeing? I've never understood that. Of course I've never figured out why there are always boogers on the wall above the urinal either.

seclark
10-05-2006, 06:49 AM
bump to ruin your morning donut.
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NewChief
10-05-2006, 07:06 AM
I carry one sometimes now, because I have a kid. They're great for wiping the kid's nose, a habit the wife seems obsessed with despite the fact he screams bloody murder every time she picks at his nose. I always just tell her, "Let the boy have snot coming out his nose, it obviously bothers him less than you wiping at it." My irrefutable logic gets me nowhere with her, though.

Iowanian
10-05-2006, 07:32 AM
Guess its glazed donuts this morning. St Patrick's Day frosting.

bump to ruin your morning donut.
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seclark
10-05-2006, 07:34 AM
Guess its glazed donuts this morning. St Patrick's Day frosting.
w/those little green sprinkles.
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Bwana
10-05-2006, 07:35 AM
Heh

Seems like a waste of good money when one can walk outside and "Farmer." Hehehe

sedated
10-05-2006, 07:38 AM
I've never figured out why there are always boogers on the wall above the urinal either.

logical people would wash the boogers off their fingers with their urine stream