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Rain Man
10-05-2006, 01:16 PM
You know which meteor I'm talking about. Poll is hurtling through the cold emptiness of space towards us.

siberian khatru
10-05-2006, 01:17 PM
Dinosaurs would be conversing on Chiefs Planet. And their posts would read something like tommykat's.

JBucc
10-05-2006, 01:19 PM
It was a comet. I'm sure.

StcChief
10-05-2006, 01:23 PM
Rainman....Entirely too much time our hands.

but extremely amusing.

Bill Parcells
10-05-2006, 01:29 PM
Heh..my head is still spinning from all the choices :)

Luzap
10-05-2006, 01:29 PM
Hmm... I think they speculate it was a meteor that ended the dinosaur era. The last cometary impact I'm aware of was in 1908 where it exploded above the Tunguska River Valley in Siberia wiping out 850 sq miles of forest.


Luz
just an fyi...

bogie
10-05-2006, 01:35 PM
Your attic would still be papered with maps?

Rooster
10-05-2006, 01:35 PM
Dinosaurs are make believe. Everyone knows that after millions and millions of years that bones swell up to larger sizes. They were just little lizzards like we have today but their skeletons have swollen up. In a few million years aliens will find our graveyards and think that we were all 20 stories tall. :eek:

I might add that I am the product of the Kansas Education System. o:-)

leothedog69
10-05-2006, 01:36 PM
Somebody has been watching the Discovery Channel again.

FAX
10-05-2006, 01:37 PM
Difficult question, Mr. Rain Man. Very difficult.

Dinosaurs would be playing professional football and we would have penalties like "Illegal Use Of Tiny, Undersized, Almost Pointless Hands" and "Eating the Quarterback"?

FAX

blueballs
10-05-2006, 01:39 PM
if the metor didn't hit and stir up dust for years
and bring on an ice age and force man southward
and turn them white from lack of sun and hairy for warmth
Jerry Springer would be unemployed

Otter
10-05-2006, 01:40 PM
I'm not sure they would have slown down evolving too much, I mean cave men weren't exactly at the top of the food chain once they stepped outside.

But I'm going with "Dinosaurs would exist in great numbers and human civilization would recognize that occasional tramplings and eatings are part of life" just because it would be really cool to fight a dinosaur.

chasedude
10-05-2006, 01:40 PM
R U Serious??

leothedog69
10-05-2006, 01:42 PM
I just saw on TV that Mr. T is getting his own Reality TV show (oximoron there). I think it's gunna be called "I pity the fool" or something like that.

TinyEvel
10-05-2006, 01:44 PM
I just saw on TV that Mr. T is getting his own Reality TV show (oximoron there). I think it's gunna be called "I pity the fool" or something like that.

Yeah, he interviews 49ers fans. :)

ZING!

Welcome back, Leo!

Psyko Tek
10-05-2006, 01:51 PM
Rain Man,
the earth is 6000 years old,
it was created by an advanced being that may or may not answer to the name God
see banana for more ....

jebus I can't do it carry on

morphius
10-05-2006, 02:12 PM
Who wouldn't be up for some Mankind versus Sleestack battles...

Otter
10-05-2006, 02:19 PM
Who wouldn't be up for some Mankind versus Sleestack battles...

A couple Maglites and some fresh batteries and Sleestack would be our bitches.

SPchief
10-05-2006, 02:26 PM
Some sick **** would still try to screw a dinosour and get his weiner hacked off.

CosmicPal
10-05-2006, 02:32 PM
Free Dinosaur Rides!

leothedog69
10-05-2006, 03:05 PM
Yeah, he interviews 49ers fans. :)

ZING!

Welcome back, Leo!

Thanks, Tiny. The Raiders board is boring. Much more going on here.

Zebedee DuBois
10-05-2006, 05:21 PM
The dinosaurs not dying off changes everything. We definately would not have the petroleum based economy we have today, because the dinosaurs (all named Sinclair, oddly enough) wouldn't have been compressed into the oil fields we enjoy today.

What would this mean?
For starters, there would peace in the Middle East...or at least if there was a war there - we wouldn't care.
The movie "The Graduate" would not have had the line, "Plastics!"
We would have found a new way to harness the power of the dinosaur, not through burning them as fuel as we do today, but as beasts of burden... I invision little cabs sitting on a brontosaur's back from which we would control the brontys head to excavate quarrys. When the bird shrieked the signal for the end of the workday, we could slide down the bronty's tail and hop into our foot powered vehicles and enjoy giant racks of ribs for dinner.

Rain Man
10-05-2006, 05:57 PM
The dinosaurs not dying off changes everything. We definately would not have the petroleum based economy we have today, because the dinosaurs (all named Sinclair, oddly enough) wouldn't have been compressed into the oil fields we enjoy today.

What would this mean?
For starters, there would peace in the Middle East...or at least if there was a war there - we wouldn't care.
The movie "The Graduate" would not have had the line, "Plastics!"
We would have found a new way to harness the power of the dinosaur, not through burning them as fuel as we do today, but as beasts of burden... I invision little cabs sitting on a brontosaur's back from which we would control the brontys head to excavate quarrys. When the bird shrieked the signal for the end of the workday, we could slide down the bronty's tail and hop into our foot powered vehicles and enjoy giant racks of ribs for dinner.

It sounds almost like you think we would have modern stone-age families.

Bill Parcells
10-05-2006, 06:03 PM
For the record(As Bob Dole would say)

I picked the second choice

bogie
10-05-2006, 07:04 PM
Man would evolve differently. Some would evolve faster than others. Geico commercials would not be PC.

bogie
10-05-2006, 07:07 PM
The Iceman would have had a full meal.

Adept Havelock
10-05-2006, 07:14 PM
"Welcome to the La Brea McDinos. May I take your order?"

FAX
10-05-2006, 07:17 PM
We would have to play the Broncosauruses twice a year.

FAX

bogie
10-05-2006, 07:22 PM
Betty and Wilma would be MILF's. Actually, they already are.