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Mr. Laz
10-05-2006, 05:10 PM
Chiefs | Scanlon misses practice, Out for Week 5
Thu, 5 Oct 2006 15:38:43 -0700

Adam Teicher, of the Kansas City Star, reports Kansas City Chiefs RB Rich Scanlon (knee) did not practice Thursday, Oct. 5, and will not play Week 5.

Hootie
10-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Scanlon, in spirit, helped DJ and Hali make a sack last week...even the announcers took notice!!!!

greg63
10-05-2006, 05:27 PM
Scanlon, in spirit, helped DJ and Hali make a sack last week...even the announcers took notice!!!!

Yep; his mere presence make opponents quake and tremble in awesome fear.

Zebedee DuBois
10-05-2006, 05:40 PM
I refuse to believe he allowed himself to be injured.

This smacks of subtrefuge (however it is spelled) - more lies from Carl!
The great one is probably on a secret mission for the government.

UteChief
10-05-2006, 05:47 PM
I think we are set at RB.

mikey23545
10-05-2006, 06:04 PM
I would never have thought Boomer would stoop so low as to bring kryptonite to practice...

Crashride
10-05-2006, 06:08 PM
Damn he was in the middle of a breakout year

HemiEd
10-05-2006, 06:17 PM
I was feeling pretty confident about this game until this news, thanks a lot LAZ! :bang:

stumppy
10-05-2006, 06:26 PM
Sweet mother of god nooooooooooooooooooo.

Easy 6
10-05-2006, 06:29 PM
Heres to BIIILLLLL BRAAAASSSSKKKKY !!!

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2006, 06:41 PM
This is not the official Were DOOOOOOMED thread. This is a blatant knockoff of an Ari Original. How dare you stoop this low, Laz?

:P

greg63
10-05-2006, 08:15 PM
Wait a minute; this has got to be a ploy in order to lure the Cardinals into a false sense of hope. :D

Tribal Warfare
10-05-2006, 08:24 PM
Scanlon out???????
Christ it is the 7th sign of the apocalypse. Civilization will crumble, and food will taste like asscrack.

Brock
10-05-2006, 08:25 PM
You should see the bus he kicked.

noa
10-05-2006, 08:30 PM
Scanlon only missed practice so he could teleport to Washington DC to save young boys from congressional molestation

Halfcan
10-05-2006, 08:38 PM
Scanlon has played well this year.

Braincase
10-06-2006, 05:30 AM
Have the Chinese assembled their armies at the border? We could be SCREWD!

Skip Towne
10-06-2006, 07:11 AM
Before signing on with the Chiefs, Scanlon was on the cusp of perfecting cold fusion. I'll bet the gov. scientists needed him to keep the project running.

Otter
10-06-2006, 07:15 AM
Maybe he could use the heat lazer from his eyeballs and freeze breath to manipulate plays from the sideline.

Halfcan
10-06-2006, 07:15 AM
He will be missed on special teams-which have been pretty solid on coverage this year.

boogblaster
10-06-2006, 08:55 AM
hope they call me up Ive tried to stay at playing weight....

icepick64
10-06-2006, 08:58 AM
hope they call me up Ive tried to stay at playing weight....

Do or do not, there is no try young scanlonwalker