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Mr. Laz
10-05-2006, 05:10 PM
Chiefs | Scanlon misses practice, Out for Week 5
Thu, 5 Oct 2006 15:38:43 -0700

Adam Teicher, of the Kansas City Star, reports Kansas City Chiefs RB Rich Scanlon (knee) did not practice Thursday, Oct. 5, and will not play Week 5.

Short Leash Hootie
10-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Scanlon, in spirit, helped DJ and Hali make a sack last week...even the announcers took notice!!!!

greg63
10-05-2006, 05:27 PM
Scanlon, in spirit, helped DJ and Hali make a sack last week...even the announcers took notice!!!!

Yep; his mere presence make opponents quake and tremble in awesome fear.

Zebedee DuBois
10-05-2006, 05:40 PM
I refuse to believe he allowed himself to be injured.

This smacks of subtrefuge (however it is spelled) - more lies from Carl!
The great one is probably on a secret mission for the government.

UteChief
10-05-2006, 05:47 PM
I think we are set at RB.

mikey23545
10-05-2006, 06:04 PM
I would never have thought Boomer would stoop so low as to bring kryptonite to practice...

Crashride
10-05-2006, 06:08 PM
Damn he was in the middle of a breakout year

HemiEd
10-05-2006, 06:17 PM
I was feeling pretty confident about this game until this news, thanks a lot LAZ! :bang:

stumppy
10-05-2006, 06:26 PM
Sweet mother of god nooooooooooooooooooo.

scott free
10-05-2006, 06:29 PM
Heres to BIIILLLLL BRAAAASSSSKKKKY !!!

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2006, 06:41 PM
This is not the official Were DOOOOOOMED thread. This is a blatant knockoff of an Ari Original. How dare you stoop this low, Laz?

:P

greg63
10-05-2006, 08:15 PM
Wait a minute; this has got to be a ploy in order to lure the Cardinals into a false sense of hope. :D

Tribal Warfare
10-05-2006, 08:24 PM
Scanlon out???????
Christ it is the 7th sign of the apocalypse. Civilization will crumble, and food will taste like asscrack.

Brock
10-05-2006, 08:25 PM
You should see the bus he kicked.

noa
10-05-2006, 08:30 PM
Scanlon only missed practice so he could teleport to Washington DC to save young boys from congressional molestation

Halfcan
10-05-2006, 08:38 PM
Scanlon has played well this year.

Braincase
10-06-2006, 05:30 AM
Have the Chinese assembled their armies at the border? We could be SCREWD!

Skip Towne
10-06-2006, 07:11 AM
Before signing on with the Chiefs, Scanlon was on the cusp of perfecting cold fusion. I'll bet the gov. scientists needed him to keep the project running.

Otter
10-06-2006, 07:15 AM
Maybe he could use the heat lazer from his eyeballs and freeze breath to manipulate plays from the sideline.

Halfcan
10-06-2006, 07:15 AM
He will be missed on special teams-which have been pretty solid on coverage this year.

boogblaster
10-06-2006, 08:55 AM
hope they call me up Ive tried to stay at playing weight....

icepick64
10-06-2006, 08:58 AM
hope they call me up Ive tried to stay at playing weight....

Do or do not, there is no try young scanlonwalker