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blueballs
10-05-2006, 09:09 PM
October 7
Full Hunter's Moon - October With the leaves falling and the deer fattened, it is time to hunt. Since the fields have been reaped, hunters can easily see fox and the animals which have come out to glean.


time for internet tough guy night
kiss my ass

Halfcan
10-05-2006, 09:31 PM
Go ahead-Make my day Bambi!

blueballs
10-05-2006, 09:40 PM
crickets make good fishbait
drunken fishfry

boogblaster
10-06-2006, 12:37 AM
mad-deer alert.. saliva causes you to slobber..

Halfcan
10-06-2006, 12:40 AM
I think this thrread is gaining steam-should hit 200 pretty quick.

StcChief
10-06-2006, 08:48 AM
Damn near got hit by 2 last night around dusk. .5 second sooner up the road.

Rain Man
10-06-2006, 09:07 AM
My animal instincts arise. I paint my face with berries and herbs. I howl at the moon!

But tonight, there is no howling. Tonight I hunt in the darkness. I creep silently through the falling leaves and listen for the tiny sounds, the slight crinkling and shuffling, that identifies my quarry.

There! Off to my right! My ears prick up, my head turns. I listen intently, and pick it up again, upwind against the cooling autumn breeze.

I know that sound, know it well. When you have survived many winters, you know the sounds, the smells, the sights, of everything in your environment. The sound awakens my hunter's instincts.

I creep forward, creep forward, careful not to alert my target. There it is, now, in a clearing lit by the moon. Staying downwind, I stealthily make my way forward, and my knowledge of the ways of my people pays off. I am undetected until I am so close that I can nearly touch it.

I leap out, every synapse firing with adrenaline!

"I'll have the Nachos Bell Grande," I ask, and the girl gives it to me. I open it up, crinkling the paper in the distinctive manner of this species, and howl at the moon.

The hunt was good.

ptlyon
10-06-2006, 09:50 AM
The hunt was good.

Well played my little monkey friend, well played.

Redrum_69
10-06-2006, 09:55 AM
Tonight I'll be hunting all your moms beavers

blueballs
10-07-2006, 05:15 PM
Well played my little monkey friend, well played.

I'll be hunting your momma

stevieray
10-07-2006, 05:30 PM
My animal instincts arise. I paint my face with berries and herbs. I howl at the moon!

But tonight, there is no howling. Tonight I hunt in the darkness. I creep silently through the falling leaves and listen for the tiny sounds, the slight crinkling and shuffling, that identifies my quarry.

There! Off to my right! My ears prick up, my head turns. I listen intently, and pick it up again, upwind against the cooling autumn breeze.

I know that sound, know it well. When you have survived many winters, you know the sounds, the smells, the sights, of everything in your environment. The sound awakens my hunter's instincts.

I creep forward, creep forward, careful not to alert my target. There it is, now, in a clearing lit by the moon. Staying downwind, I stealthily make my way forward, and my knowledge of the ways of my people pays off. I am undetected until I am so close that I can nearly touch it.

I leap out, every synapse firing with adrenaline!

"I'll have the Nachos Bell Grande," I ask, and the girl gives it to me. I open it up, crinkling the paper in the distinctive manner of this species, and howl at the moon.

The hunt was good.

Sounds exactly like a story another guy told me except at the end, he threw chicken soup on some guy in downtown Denver that was dressed like Josey Wales.

KcMizzou
10-07-2006, 05:33 PM
Sounds exactly like a story another guy told me except at the end, he threw chicken soup on some guy in downtown Denver that was dressed like Josey Wales.Hey Stevie.. I saw you and Weirdwolf on the news the other day. KMBC, I think? You were at a bar being interviewed about the PSL stuff. (not in costume) Cool deal.

stevieray
10-07-2006, 05:38 PM
Hey Stevie.. I saw you and Weirdwolf on the news the other day. KMBC, I think? You were at a bar being interviewed about the PSL stuff. (not in costume) Cool deal.


thanks! we lucked out..!

mitch holthus' show at aces and eights...DJ was there that night.

Donger
10-07-2006, 06:05 PM
Brand new 'scope for Harvest Moon near perigee, and it's been f*cking cloudy for three nights.

LaChapelle
10-03-2009, 09:27 PM
Harvest Moon at 2:10AM
Ten - four

Fish
10-03-2009, 09:38 PM
I miss blueballs.....