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HemiEd
10-06-2006, 11:24 AM
:# **** you Jerry Rice, just **** you!
It is not enough that we had to hear your name continuously through your entire over-extended Football Career. You did a pretty decent job at WR with two hall of fame quarterbacks throwing to you. Then, you had to ruin my image of you by playing three years to long, you just kept hanging on. You were willing to play for any team that would print your name on a jersey, even the ****ing Broncos!
Finally, nobody would even gain any recognition by signing you, retirement was forced. Now your bald ass cone head has to show up everywhere there is a ****ing microphone or a ****ing camera. Last season you virtually destroyed “Dancing with the Stars,” you sucked. Your dancing was a good imitation of Willie Roaf walking to the parking lot. You have no rhythm Mr. first Ballot Hall of Famer. I have not watched a single episode this year, you ruined the show. It has no, none, zero ****ing credibility after you were “runner up.” You ****ing sucked! That tall Blonde chick, that you beat, was hot! She had talent too, something you do not have.
NOW you have totally ruined the NFL channel experience on Sirius. Do you speak the English language? Every other mother ****ing word is “YOU KNOW.” I am so sick of callers slobering all over you when they talk to you. You are so hard to listen to, that you make me miss Shannon Sharpe!

KcMizzou
10-06-2006, 11:25 AM
Last season you virtually destroyed “Dancing with the Stars,” you sucked. There's a big loss.

noa
10-06-2006, 11:27 AM
Who is Jerry Rice?

chagrin
10-06-2006, 11:28 AM
I don't understand - how did he ruin your image, if he was only "pretty decent?"

Ed, what did he say specifically that pissed you off?

CosmicPal
10-06-2006, 11:29 AM
You watch Dancing with the Stars?

And then you have the audacity to rip a new one into Jerry Rice. :shake:

Wow.

Despite your rant, I have to say I enjoy Rice on NFL Sirius. Good lord, at least the guy is fair, calm, and unbiased about the things he has to say. He rambles a bit too much and too slowly, but I'd take him over marble-mouthed Shannon Sharpe any day.

KC-TBB
10-06-2006, 11:30 AM
Isn't it something like german fried rice?

DaFace
10-06-2006, 11:31 AM
Wow...did JR sleep with your mom or something? He's new to the broadcasting industry, but he's a pretty intelligent guy. I could see him being a decent analyst once he gets the hang of it.

Coach
10-06-2006, 11:32 AM
What the hell is going on? :spock:

Phobia
10-06-2006, 11:32 AM
You watch Dancing with the Stars?


It's his husband's favorite show.

Rain Man
10-06-2006, 11:33 AM
If I ran Dancing With The Stars, I'd have that Mini-Me guy on there. It'd be fun to look at his partner's rear end as she bent down.

KC-TBB
10-06-2006, 11:39 AM
LMAO :LOL:

Bill Lundberg
10-06-2006, 11:42 AM
Jerry Rice is horrible as a radio personality. Absolutely horrible

KcMizzou
10-06-2006, 11:43 AM
Jerry Rice is horrible as a radio personality. Absolutely horrible
Bill Walton?

Cochise
10-06-2006, 11:44 AM
haha. If you ever want to lose credibilty on any issue you can admit that you watch dancing with the stars ROFL

JBucc
10-06-2006, 11:45 AM
He's not good at the whole talking thing. We should hire him as WR coach so he can teach Samie Parker a thing or two.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 11:47 AM
I don't understand - how did he ruin your image, if he was only "pretty decent?"

Ed, what did he say specifically that pissed you off?

You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW
You know, YOUKNOW, you know, YOU Know, You KNOW :#

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 11:51 AM
You watch Dancing with the Stars?



I did last year, there were some very fine female dancers on the show. There were pictures of the tall blonde posted on this board that lost to him.

morphius
10-06-2006, 11:59 AM
I did last year, there were some very fine female dancers on the show. There were pictures of the tall blonde posted on this board that lost to him.
The TV is filled with channels of fine women, so don't even try to play it off as to why you were watching Dancing With the Stars. I think I'd rather have a tumor.

VonneMarie
10-06-2006, 11:59 AM
LMAO

DMAC
10-06-2006, 12:00 PM
Now your bald ass cone head has to show up everywhere Does he still have the male pattern cornrows?

Those were hilarious.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 12:04 PM
Does he still have the male pattern cornrows?

Those were hilarious.

No, if he still had that it would hide his pointed cone head. The more I soul search for the root of my dislike for him, it goes back to him signing with the Raiders.

DMAC
10-06-2006, 12:09 PM
No, see it makes it worse...cause they start on the back of his head.

http://www.footblog.com/images/jerry_rice.jpg

shaneo69
10-06-2006, 12:18 PM
The more I soul search for the root of my dislike for him, it goes back to him signing with the Raiders.

Oh, I figured he must've said something bad about Carl to get you worked up into such a lather.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 12:28 PM
No, see it makes it worse...cause they start on the back of his head.

http://www.footblog.com/images/jerry_rice.jpg

Here you go. LMAO

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 12:35 PM
For Hemi..
http://www.giselle.com/dwts009.jpg

DMAC
10-06-2006, 12:51 PM
Here you go. LMAOHoly Cow! He must be one of "them"

http://www.alienactor.com/img/gallery/1.jpg

Fruit Ninja
10-06-2006, 12:56 PM
Did rice **** your bf or something? wow.lol And he was only decent at WR? oooooooooK.

DMAC
10-06-2006, 01:05 PM
Did rice **** your bf or something? wow.lol And he was only decent at WR? oooooooooK.Uhhh, I don't think you fit in here.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 01:15 PM
Holy Cow! He must be one of "them"

http://www.alienactor.com/img/gallery/1.jpg

:LOL: I am starting to feel better now. I went out to my car to run an errand and just lost it when I heard the "You know" discussion going on again.

Ari Chi3fs
10-06-2006, 02:32 PM
For Hemi..
http://www.giselle.com/dwts009.jpg

I caught that show a couple times, only because of that brunette Kelly Monaco. I was flipping channels and saw her and was like DAYAM!

Seriously...

http://www.journal.lv/media/kelly_monaco_maxim_3.jpg

http://www.journal.lv/media/kelly_monaco_maxim_2.jpg

http://www.journal.lv/media/kelly_monaco_maxim_4.jpg

http://www.journal.lv/media/kelly_monaco_maxim_5.jpg

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 02:38 PM
I caught that show a couple times, only because of that brunette Kelly Monaco. I was flipping channels and saw her and was like DAYAM!

Seriously...

That was giselle fernandez!!!!! ;)

Ari Chi3fs
10-06-2006, 02:40 PM
ah, I only watched it a couple times... so I dont know all their names, like you and Hemi do.

heh.

But I think I must find some more luring pics of Jizzelle.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 02:43 PM
ah, I only watched it a couple times... so I dont know all their names, like you and Hemi do.

heh.

But I think I must find some more luring pics of Jizzelle.
I only watched it 3 times..I had a woody for her....she was a reporter for CBS..And was always hot with her clothes on..but on this show I got to see her with her clothes off.. :D

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 02:51 PM
ah, I only watched it a couple times....


I only watched it 3 times..:D

ROFL it is ok.





Last year they had a real tall blonde chick on there that was smoking hot. She was totally disarming, even to the judges.
I have not even seen who is on it this year, wish I could find that thread where someone posted her pictures.

penchief
10-06-2006, 03:10 PM
Rant aside, you're right about him on Sirius. He's impossible to listen to. The first time I ever heard him it was so painful I felt sorry for him.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 03:15 PM
Rant aside, you're right about him on Sirius. He's impossible to listen to. The first time I ever heard him it was so painful I felt sorry for him.

Thank you!
I have gotten to the point of turning the thing off and retuning to a local station when I hear him on there now. I am paying for that with my subscription, damn.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 09:36 PM
Oh, I figured he must've said something bad about Carl to get you worked up into such a lather.

Sorry I missed this earlier Shane! The Bronze bust of Carl is still polished in my foyer, right next to the one of Dick Vermeil.

listopencil
10-06-2006, 09:44 PM
I did last year, there were some very fine female dancers on the show. There were pictures of the tall blonde posted on this board that lost to him.


That was Stacy Keibler and there is no way she should have lost to Jerry Rice. I don't know how well Jerry Rice dances, and I don't care. I've never seen Jerry Rice dance. But Stacy Keibler is so hot that there is no way Jerry Rice could be better. No way.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 09:49 PM
That was Stacy Keibler and there is no way she should have lost to Jerry Rice. I don't know how well Jerry Rice dances, and I don't care. I've never seen Jerry Rice dance. But Stacy Keibler is so hot that there is no way Jerry Rice could be better. No way.
You are right dude!!!

Stacy Keibler has the finest ass I have ever seen!!!!

Even on the flying spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!

Her ass rules!!!!!!!!!!! :)

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 09:52 PM
That was Stacy Keibler and there is no way she should have lost to Jerry Rice. I don't know how well Jerry Rice dances, and I don't care. I've never seen Jerry Rice dance. But Stacy Keibler is so hot that there is no way Jerry Rice could be better. No way.

Great Post! You are right, the judges told him he was gone! The fans voted for him over her. I have not watched it since. Listopencil, are you the one that posted pictures of her on here in another thread?

listopencil
10-06-2006, 09:57 PM
Great Post! You are right, the judges told him he was gone! The fans voted for him over her. I have not watched it since. Listopencil, are you the one that posted pictures of her on here in another thread?


I was one of the people. There are a bunch of videos of her out there...

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 09:58 PM
You are right dude!!!

Stacy Keibler has the finest ass I have ever seen!!!!

Even on the flying spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!

Her ass rules!!!!!!!!!!! :)

She is exactly why I watched that last year, and proud of it! :D

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 10:01 PM
She is exactly why I watched that last year, and proud of it! :D
;)

listopencil
10-06-2006, 10:02 PM
You are right dude!!!

Stacy Keibler has the finest ass I have ever seen!!!!

Even on the flying spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!

Her ass rules!!!!!!!!!!! :)


Man, I started paying attention to her when her "character" on WWF was Miss Hancock (?) of Standards And Practices. If you've ever seen a stripper come on stage as a librarian that's exactly what she looked like. After a few weeks she whipped off the clothes and started her trademark ass-shaking dance. I used to watch wrestling with the kids back then and thankfully they would put that stuff in the second hour after their bedtime.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 10:05 PM
Man, I started paying attention to her when her "character" on WWF was Miss Hancock (?) of Standards And Practices. If you've ever seen a stripper come on stage as a librarian that's exactly what she looked like. After a few weeks she whipped off the clothes and started her trademark ass-shaking dance. I used to watch wrestling with the kids back then and thankfully they would put that stuff in the second hour after their bedtime.
She was on Ted Turner's WCW as miss Hancock!!!!!

And then Vince McMaohn or whatever his name is..told her to get those clothes off for the WWF!!!!!!!!

That was when her ass was exposed!!!!!

Thank god!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

listopencil
10-06-2006, 10:21 PM
http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/images/109Stacy%20Keibler%20110.jpg


Front...

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 10:23 PM
She was on Ted Turner's WCW as miss Hancock!!!!!

And then Vince McMaohn or whatever his name is..told her to get those clothes off for the WWF!!!!!!!!

That was when her ass was exposed!!!!!

Thank god!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


I had never heard of her before. I walked in on my wife watching it one night, then decided we could spend some quality time together for each episode after that.

listopencil
10-06-2006, 10:23 PM
http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/images/98Stacy%20Keibler%20099.jpg


Back...

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 10:25 PM
http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/images/98Stacy%20Keibler%20099.jpg


Back...

I got little red x s. :banghead:

listopencil
10-06-2006, 10:27 PM
http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/images/83Stacy%20Keibler%20084.jpg


Side...







...and these pics really don't do her justice. You have to see the way she moves.

listopencil
10-06-2006, 10:29 PM
I got little red x s. :banghead:


Go here:

http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/image001.html


It's a gallery of 110 pics.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 10:29 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

We all just have to watch the kids!!!!!!!!!! ;) :doh!:

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 10:31 PM
Go here:

http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/image001.html


It's a gallery of 110 pics.
Thank you Mr Pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rep for you!!!!!!!!!! :) ;) :D

Al Bundy
10-06-2006, 10:33 PM
I agree Jerry Rice is painful to listen to. I cannot stand him, I do the same I just have to turn it off when he is on.

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 10:45 PM
Go here:

http://www.angolodellasega.com/stacy_keibler/image001.html


It's a gallery of 110 pics.

Thanks, I especially like 108. :drool: :drool:

HemiEd
10-06-2006, 10:47 PM
I agree Jerry Rice is painful to listen to. I cannot stand him, I do the same I just have to turn it off when he is on.

Thank you very much, we are forever in agreement on this. I am not and idiot!

Bill Parcells
10-06-2006, 10:49 PM
Thank you very much, we are forever in agreement on this. I am not and idiot!
ROFL ROFL

runnercyclist
10-07-2006, 07:41 AM
You watch Dancing with the Stars?

And then you have the audacity to rip a new one into Jerry Rice. :shake:

Wow.

Despite your rant, I have to say I enjoy Rice on NFL Sirius. Good lord, at least the guy is fair, calm, and unbiased about the things he has to say. He rambles a bit too much and too slowly, but I'd take him over marble-mouthed Shannon Sharpe any day.

you know

HemiEd
10-07-2006, 09:15 AM
you know

That has always driven me crazy. I used to have a Salesman working for me that talked like that. Finally broke him of it by taping "You Know" signs all over his office. He could not look anywhere without seeing it while talking to a customer. :D It worked, he was grateful afterwards.