View Full Version : Avisodomy

10-07-2006, 11:38 AM

having sex

with a


Uhhhhhhhh, is this even physically possible?

10-07-2006, 11:43 AM
If a person had a small pecker i suppose.

10-07-2006, 11:45 AM
I was really drunk.

10-07-2006, 11:50 AM


where a person develops

unusually large breasts


10-07-2006, 11:52 AM

Hammock Parties
10-07-2006, 11:53 AM
If you tried to screw a sparrow you would probably just rip apart it's insides with your dick, even if it was smaller than average.

Anyone that is into avisodomy probably gets their kicks nailing Ostriches or Turkeys.

10-07-2006, 11:53 AM
You might want to consider a gal who has Hysteromania

for this means she has

an unusually large

sexual appetite.

Or not.

10-07-2006, 11:57 AM
You might as well kill yourself if you have Kolpophobia

'cause you would then have

a morbid fear of the female genitals...

Hammock Parties
10-07-2006, 11:57 AM
I think I have that.

Seriously. The first time I saw a cooter in a magazine I turned away.

10-07-2006, 11:59 AM
If an egg can fit in there why can't I.

10-07-2006, 12:01 PM
I think all men might have Maniaphilia

for it is the attraction to insane people, and we all know how some women can be insane.

10-07-2006, 12:04 PM
Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken Lyrics
When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken

People say you're using me
In your heart you're a killer
But I know the worst
I should fear is
A slight case of salmonella
So lie right back
Don't you cry
If an egg can fit in there
Why can't I.....mmmmmmm
Oh my little

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,
Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk

You're my love
My little chicken likes
To wear garter belt

Hammock Parties
10-07-2006, 12:09 PM
I have that album.

My Lawrence Tynes' highlight film will be set to "Lonesome Kicker."

10-07-2006, 12:12 PM

10-07-2006, 12:32 PM
I think my wife might have had that avisodomy...I kept finding them frozen in the freezer.

10-07-2006, 12:36 PM
Avisodomy gives a whole new meaning to "birdseed".

Hammock Parties
10-07-2006, 12:38 PM
I want to screw some AVI's in the ass. Mpeg's just don't do it for me.

10-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Its possible.

For Bronco fans.

10-07-2006, 01:20 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

10-07-2006, 01:21 PM
Skip, your an animal boner. Why don't you post a few from your collection of back in the day polaroids?