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SNR
10-07-2006, 11:36 PM
Right off of nfl.com's main page

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img9711972.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
10-07-2006, 11:39 PM
But coach, this isn't the same Chiefs defense!

I don't care. Do you want me to put in Cutler? I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.

stevieray
10-07-2006, 11:39 PM
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...stop trying to hold my hand on the sideline!

L.A. Chieffan
10-07-2006, 11:42 PM
No, no, no. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Throw to the guys on YOUR team.

listopencil
10-07-2006, 11:49 PM
"Why won't you let me score TD's?"


"We don't need any. It's Chiefs week."

milkman
10-07-2006, 11:51 PM
Captain Rat and Jake
Were a happily gay pair

Captain Rat sucked
Jake licked Rat's ass hair

Then one long day
Jake gave away the ball

Captain Rat decided
On a new love to call

He said see Jake
The new guy is Jay

It won't be long
You no longer can play

stevieray
10-07-2006, 11:55 PM
"Why won't you let me score TD's?"


"We don't need any. We paid cash this week."

FYP

Easy 6
10-08-2006, 12:29 AM
Dammit Jake, how many times did i tell you not to let those text messages get out??????????????????????????????????????

Halfcan
10-08-2006, 12:36 AM
Captain Rat and Jake
Were a happily gay pair

Captain Rat sucked
Jake licked Rat's ass hair

Then one long day
Jake gave away the ball

Captain Rat decided
On a new love to call

He said see Jake
The new guy is Jay

It won't be long
You no longer can play

Nice rap song.

Halfcan
10-08-2006, 12:38 AM
Right off of nfl.com's main page

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img9711972.jpg

Sorry coach, I thought you liked it when I shoved my thumb up your ass while I was blowing you-please don't bench me.

tk13
10-08-2006, 01:18 AM
Jake: What do you mean you like Grey's Anatomy better?!?!

Mike: It has better character development than Desperate Housewives, sorry Jake, but I'm not budging on this.

Jake: EVA LONGORIA, Mike, EVA LONGORIA. How can you be so DENSE?!

cdcox
10-08-2006, 02:11 AM
"Did you throw that pass left handed??!!"

"No way. I used this one."

andoman
10-08-2006, 09:52 AM
"Did you throw that pass left handed??!!"

"No way. I used this one."

ROFL

CupidStunt
10-08-2006, 09:55 AM
"Did you throw that pass left handed??!!"

"No way. I used this one."

ROFL ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
10-08-2006, 09:56 AM
They are disgusting pigs Mike. They throw the toliet paper on the floor instead of in the toliet, they don't flush. And don't get me started on the bars of soap just left on the shower floor

vailpass
10-08-2006, 10:20 AM
"Stop your bitching Jake or I'll trade you to KC and you will never see another playoff game IN YOUR LIFE!"

CupidStunt
10-08-2006, 10:24 AM
"Stop your bitching Jake or I'll trade you to KC and you will never see another playoff game IN YOUR LIFE!"

"But, but... coach, I'm tired of throwing more INTs than TDs in playoff games, and losing every year sucks."

runnercyclist
10-08-2006, 10:31 AM
"Why won't you let me score TD's?"


"We don't need any. It's Chiefs week."


Nice one! ROFL