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Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 05:59 PM
"Die" isn't meant in the literal sense.

And yippee... We get to listen to Ray Lewis on NFL Network just before the start. We hardly ever get to hear from Ray Lewis.

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 06:00 PM
Please interpret

Rain Man
10-09-2006, 06:02 PM
I wish bad things upon the Broncos.

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 06:02 PM
Eat excrement donkey trash!

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 06:04 PM
"Die" isn't meant in the literal sense.



The hell it isn't.

HemiEd
10-09-2006, 06:05 PM
I hate the thought of rooting for the Ravens. :Lin:

crispystl420
10-09-2006, 06:05 PM
The hell it isn't.

God I hate those bastards.

crispystl420
10-09-2006, 06:06 PM
I hate the thought of rooting for the Ravens. :Lin:

I find it easy considering the alternative would be rooting for the Broncos.

bogie
10-09-2006, 06:06 PM
I hope the Broncos are humiliated tonight. Champ smamp, I do not like Champ.

KcMizzou
10-09-2006, 06:07 PM
I want the Ravens to win in a shoot out. (not likely)

I lead my FF game by 13.5, and the other guy has Baltimore's D.

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 06:09 PM
Please interpret


Bob Dole doesn't wish death upon anyone playing in this game. It's just football. Plus, Rod Smith is probably the most likely to get hurt, and he's a pretty decent human being.

Ray Lewis on the other hand, is an annoying, showboating loudmouth. (Who Bob Dole hopes to see crush Jake multiple times.)

bogie
10-09-2006, 06:09 PM
Ray Lewis is intense and a pretty good football playa. Tonight he has me pumped. I don't like him either.

Rain Man
10-09-2006, 06:10 PM
I hope this game becomes known in the NFL history books as "The Tweaked Hammy Game".

Possibility of snow tonight in Denver, by the way.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 06:11 PM
It's just football.

I don't even know you anymore.

Rain Man
10-09-2006, 06:14 PM
Ray Lewis is intense and a pretty good football playa. Tonight he has me pumped. I don't like him either.

I got quite annoyed at the coverage of him last week claiming that he was Shawne Merriman's mentor. He said something like, "He's a lot like me. When I look at him, I see someone with a lot of heart and talent." Blah, blah, blah, keep talking, Ray.

That said, I hope he wreaks havoc tonight.

tommykat
10-09-2006, 06:21 PM
Does look a little wet there....ROFL

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 06:21 PM
Rachel Nichols is so dumb, but so hot.

bogie
10-09-2006, 06:22 PM
BIG BALL EM!!! And it was a pink big ball ROFL ROFL ROFL

pr_capone
10-09-2006, 06:31 PM
WTF???

Hugh Heffner opening up MNF???

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 06:32 PM
I hate this opening.

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 06:34 PM
DENVER BLUEBERRIES!

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 06:35 PM
What, no Jon Keyworth highlights? What a cheat.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 06:41 PM
The booth crew is already annoying me and the ball hasn't been kicked yet.

Wa-Z
10-09-2006, 06:41 PM
wOOt! wOOt! Go Ravens.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:43 PM
Jamaal Lewis lost his burst when he stopped doing coke.

I hope "Ray-Ray" (gay-gay) stabs Plummber.

Metaphorically.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:43 PM
McNair runs faster than dead bodies.

Wa-Z
10-09-2006, 06:43 PM
Alright McNair!

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 06:44 PM
FIRST DOWN!

Rain Man
10-09-2006, 06:44 PM
WTF???

Hugh Heffner opening up MNF???


I'm still at work. Did he throw his towel to Terrell Owens?

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:45 PM
McNair stared at his WR like Madonna stares at her wrinkles in the mirror.

JBucc
10-09-2006, 06:45 PM
Blew right by Ogden.

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 06:46 PM
Is it gonna snow in Denver tonight?

DaFace
10-09-2006, 06:47 PM
Looks pretty slick out there. I doubt we'll see any crazy passing going on tonight.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:48 PM
Looks pretty slick out there. I doubt we'll see any crazy passing going on tonight.

pssst...Jake Plummber is starting...

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 06:49 PM
McNair kind of sucks.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:50 PM
Reed don't play that.

Cormac
10-09-2006, 06:50 PM
I want the Ravens to win in a shoot out. (not likely)

I lead my FF game by 13.5, and the other guy has Baltimore's D.

4 INTs by Plumber = 12 pts

.....so Baltimore only need 1.5 more points.....you're screwed buddy. Sorry.

:p

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:51 PM
Plummber introduced his OT as the "guy who'll drive at your ankle and laugh."

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 06:51 PM
A hard count for Plummer is remembering what follows "7, 8, 9 ..."

Wa-Z
10-09-2006, 06:51 PM
Yea BUDDY!

tk13
10-09-2006, 06:51 PM
Tatum Bell fumbles, Ravens ball.

pr_capone
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
FUMBLE!

Raven ball!

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
Bell fumbles!

ha ha

fumbler

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
And that's a Raven FUMBLE RECOVERY!

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
Sweet TO by Bell.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
Nice starting possession for the Donks.

VonneMarie
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
Ravens ball! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFL

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
Tatum Bench

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 06:52 PM
Where was the stadium announcer prompting the crowd to chant?

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:53 PM
Lewis has "vision" like Oprah has "sex appeal."

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 06:54 PM
Nice aggressive playcalling by the ravens.

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 06:57 PM
Joe T. with a Al Wilson mancrush.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 06:59 PM
Family Vacation is on AMC....good stuff

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:01 PM
So first, Joe claims it's easier to throw a damp ball. Now, it's tougher to score TDs.

Brilliant!

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 07:01 PM
Are you trying to tell me that Denver doesn't have a pass rush? I'm shocked.

bogie
10-09-2006, 07:02 PM
I really like Kornheiser on PTI. Unfortuantely (for me), I don't like him on Monday night football.

Skip Towne
10-09-2006, 07:03 PM
Denver ball. Let the chop blocking begin.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:05 PM
"Russ, we're gonna have fun."

bogie
10-09-2006, 07:05 PM
I know it's cold, what's the temp?

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:07 PM
I know it's cold, what's the temp?

Reported 39F at kickoff.

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 07:07 PM
Noooooo! Not the fantasy talk from Kornheiser again.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:07 PM
Blew that up

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:07 PM
Plummber has completed more 5 yard out routes than any QB in history.

bogie
10-09-2006, 07:08 PM
cheesus kornheiser, stop talking about your ff team. It's his safety net.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:09 PM
TO after a false start. Nice show of clock management by the Broncos.

bogie
10-09-2006, 07:09 PM
Somebody get the rat a hat for Gods sakes.

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:09 PM
I know it's cold, what's the temp?

Weather channel says 40 degrees in Donkeyville. Brr.

Ugly Duck
10-09-2006, 07:10 PM
Howzit going? Wuts happening? I just got in.... are the Donks doing as poorly as I had hoped?

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 07:10 PM
I hope the donks look so bad in this game and lose.

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Plummber has completed more 5 yard out routes than any QB in history.

"ahem ahem!"

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
bawahahahaaha

Nope, nothing wrong with those gloves at all.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Horray!! Plummer's playing tonight!

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
The weather in this game reminds me of that Chiefs game out there back in 95. It was cold and drizzling in the 1st half, then it turned to a heavy snow and then this happened.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
HA!

tk13
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Plummerception!

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Plummerception!

stumppy
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Too sweet.

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
I love you Jake. ROFL

Rain Man
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Dang. I've got to walk home tonight. The wife had to leave early with the car. Maybe I'd better get started before it snows.

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

VonneMarie
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Good job PlummINT!

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
HA HA!!!!

PLUNGER THOWS HIS PRIDE AWAY

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
As a side note, that was awful. It looked like it was meant for the corner - not the WR.

Skip Towne
10-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Plummer goes colorblind!!!

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:12 PM
start the Culter countdown!

SPchief
10-09-2006, 07:12 PM
PLUMBERCEPTION!

Fruit Ninja
10-09-2006, 07:12 PM
The Jake we all know and love.

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Ha Ha!! ROFL

Plummer just lobbed that one up in slow motion anyone could have picked that off.

Baltimore go down and score now.

pr_capone
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
How long till we see Cutler?

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
The throw was so bad, I was confused for a moment. I thought, "That's a great pass, but why is Denver wearing white at home?"

Skip Towne
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
Dang. I've got to walk home tonight. The wife had to leave early with the car. Maybe I'd better get started before it snows.
I saw that chicken soup guy on your corner awhile ago.

SPchief
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
Plummers line so far 3-4 6yrds and an INT


HAHAHAHAHA

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
people who think we have problems on O should watch the Ravens...

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
How long till we see Cutler?

Hopefully his first start will be on Thanksgiving night.

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
I hope we don't see Cutler for a very long time.

Tactical Funky
10-09-2006, 07:14 PM
I'm surprised he didn't throw that one left-handed...

LMAO

VonneMarie
10-09-2006, 07:14 PM
McAir strikes again!

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:15 PM
there are 3 really good defenses in the AFC West...

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:15 PM
Holy hell that was a shot to Mike Anderson.

Too bad he gained 10 yards before it.

Fish
10-09-2006, 07:16 PM
Tod Heap needs 21 pts for me to win this weeks's FF..... pass it to him!

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:16 PM
And the idiot crowd cheers for a tackle after he's picked up the first down.

What a great stadium!

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 07:16 PM
people who think we have problems on O should watch the Ravens...

Or the Broncos. LMAO

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:16 PM
there are 3 really good defenses in the AFC West...
Toughest division in the NFL, like 10 years running now...

big nasty kcnut
10-09-2006, 07:16 PM
Ray lewis better do one thing and that make denver pay then i never want to hear from them again.

Ugly Duck
10-09-2006, 07:17 PM
Excellent! Its really encouraging to see another AFCW team play really bad football!

Frazod
10-09-2006, 07:17 PM
Nice quarter. Denver playing like ass at home on national television. Dickweed fans getting soaked on a cold, rainy night.

I like it! :thumb:

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:19 PM
It seems like every time that I've ever seen Denver play in the snow, they have lost.

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:20 PM
J-Lew is looking a lot like LJ yesterday.

Doing all the right things but being sabotaged by weak run blocking.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:21 PM
McNair is suktastic.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:21 PM
I know it's said during every home Donkey game, but "In-com-plete" is the dumbest chant EVER.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:21 PM
Time for another Plummer brain fart down here.

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:22 PM
I know it's said during every home Donkey game, but "In-com-plete" is the dumbest chant EVER.


They are communists and deserve to die for doing such an annoying chant.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:23 PM
They are communists and deserve to die for doing such an annoying chant.

LMAO

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 07:25 PM
Jay Cutler watch begins

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:25 PM
Good time for another Donkey fumble.

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:25 PM
Total yards, Denver: 12.

It's muuuuusiiiiiiiic, it's muuuuuuusiiiiiiiiic...

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 07:25 PM
RT was offsides. WTF

VonneMarie
10-09-2006, 07:26 PM
Awww... 1st down.

Fish
10-09-2006, 07:26 PM
Orange gloves are ghey....

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:26 PM
Larry Johnson, baby. Always great to see his name pop up.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:27 PM
Sooo close

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:27 PM
The Ravens are trying to make trick interceptions now.

SPchief
10-09-2006, 07:27 PM
Almost

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 07:27 PM
Damn, Plummer is stupid.

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Another beauty by Jake.

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Hit the DB right in the hands again.

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Brilliant play by McAllister. Wowzers.

Simply Red
10-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Stop the "T-Sizzle" isht already!

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 07:29 PM
Punt you sluts!

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:29 PM
Oh, great, Desperate Houswives booth promo coming up.

ESPN sucks balls.

pr_capone
10-09-2006, 07:30 PM
ROFLMAO

Donkey's 3rd WR was working at Subway a couple of months ago.

I wonder if they just didnt have any insurance agents handy.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:30 PM
The Ravens are toying with plunger.

And the crowd is turning on him.

Disaster awaits.

Fish
10-09-2006, 07:31 PM
Milehigh mutiny!

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 07:32 PM
Get some points Ratbirds...

JBucc
10-09-2006, 07:32 PM
Who the **** are those boneheads talking to?

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 07:32 PM
Someone needs to kill Kornheiser. :banghead:

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:32 PM
i can't believe they're talking to a D list soap opera star during the ****ing game...

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:33 PM
This is bar none the worst broadcasting crew ever.

I wish ESPN would send a helicopter to pick up Dan Fouts and Dennis Miller and get them into the booth ASAP.

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Announcer: So, do you like football, too?

Guy in booth: Yuh.

Both: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhu

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Fun Fact: James Denton played one of the FBI agent colleagues of John Travolta in the cool movie "Face Off."

Frazod
10-09-2006, 07:34 PM
i can't believe they're talking to a D list soap opera star during the ****ing game...

Almost makes me miss Madden talking about butt sweat. :shake:

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:35 PM
Shitty pass McNair

VonneMarie
10-09-2006, 07:36 PM
Damn... damn... DAMN!

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:36 PM
What's sad is that the Ravens are so inept that even after this Plummeristic first half, one play and the Donks are in control of the game.

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:38 PM
Guy in booth: So let me explain how my show relates to football.

Both: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:39 PM
McNair is the most over rated player in the NFL.

Cochise
10-09-2006, 07:39 PM
there IS NO QUESTION THAT GUYS WANT TO KNOW THIS ASSPONY'S ANSWER TO!!!!

Kornholer must swallow more sausage than Lance Bass in a hot tub at George Michael's birthday party

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 07:39 PM
McNair is the most over rated player in the NFL.
I agree wholeheartedly.

....well Favre

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:40 PM
Hahaha

JBucc
10-09-2006, 07:40 PM
HAHA suckyass!

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:41 PM
Somewhere Marty is ejaculating...

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:41 PM
The Donkeys are the best team EVAH!

Well, excpet for the best team not to make the playoffs last season: Sandy Eggo.

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 07:41 PM
Plummer - 3 for 8, 6 yards.

But he's so much better than Green.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:42 PM
Plummer - 3 for 8, 6 yards.

But he's so much better than Green.

I'd take Green on the sidelines with a concussion over Plummer.

VonneMarie
10-09-2006, 07:45 PM
I'd take Green on the sidelines with a concussion over Plummer.
LMAO

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 07:46 PM
And that's a Baltimore... FIRST DOWN.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:46 PM
that was a sweet hit by Lynch...stopped Lewis cold

stevieray
10-09-2006, 07:49 PM
i can't believe they're talking to a D list soap opera star during the ****ing game...

are you friggin serious?

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:50 PM
COM-PLETE!

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:51 PM
"In. Come. Plete."

Brilliant, Bronks. Brilliant.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:51 PM
Lewis is an uninteresting runner.

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:53 PM
Come-Plete

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:53 PM
Nice catch.

JonesCrusher
10-09-2006, 07:53 PM
nice catch

beer bacon
10-09-2006, 07:53 PM
there are 3 really good defenses in the AFC West...

Oakland's defense isn't really all that bad either. They just have an absurdly bad offense.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:53 PM
That was COM-PLETE

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:54 PM
God, he got like 6 feet in. What the hell is there to review?

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:54 PM
Not even worth reviewing.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:54 PM
Kornholer just tries to pick fights with Crysmann.

**** he's boring.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:54 PM
OK, this review is rediculous. He got three steps in bounds, and they were all solid.

Simplex3
10-09-2006, 07:54 PM
Hey, when The Rat pays you that much you do what you can to help.

scott free
10-09-2006, 07:55 PM
Man what is it about prison that kills a guy, Tyson, J. Lewis, pick one..... Lewis has had plenty o' time to get back in the groove but still hesitates n' looks like sh*t, his line isnt as good but hes still suckin'.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:56 PM
They wanted so bad to overturn that.

Simplex3
10-09-2006, 07:57 PM
I'm thinking #76 should just line up beside the running back as far offsides as he is.

JonesCrusher
10-09-2006, 07:57 PM
kicking again

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:57 PM
I wish they would take Theismann out on the field at halftime and break his other leg.

beer bacon
10-09-2006, 07:57 PM
So uhhhhh, is the Ravens' offense as horrible as it looks on GameCenter?

Simply Red
10-09-2006, 07:58 PM
Heap-Time

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
Ridiculous.

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
You stupid mother****er

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
Man what is it about prison that kills a guy, Tyson, J. Lewis, pick one..... Lewis has had plenty o' time to get back in the groove but still hesitates n' looks like sh*t, his line isnt as good but hes still suckin'.
They got their poop pushed.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
whoops

tk13
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
McNairception. Terrible throw, easy pick for Champ. Total wasted opportunity.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
God McNair sucks....I had no idea how much....

OnTheWarpath58
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
Jesus.....

McNair just couldn't be outdone by Jake......

Gift INT.

Spott
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
Well, the only good thing about this game is that I can't wait for our D to get a chance to play Baltimore.

Bwana
10-09-2006, 07:59 PM
Oh for **** sake! Nice throw you gonad.

ChiefFripp
10-09-2006, 08:00 PM
A game of f*ckups. Didn't I just watch one of these?

Cochise
10-09-2006, 08:00 PM
They got their poop pushed.

I don't think many guys in the joint were probably putting a humping on Jamal Lewis.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:00 PM
McNair = Bledsoe

Direckshun
10-09-2006, 08:00 PM
4-yard run up the middle instead of taking a knee?

What a brilliant call.

JonesCrusher
10-09-2006, 08:00 PM
"champ can sky"
what a dumb**s

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 08:00 PM
Man what is it about prison that kills a guy, Tyson, J. Lewis, pick one..... Lewis has had plenty o' time to get back in the groove but still hesitates n' looks like sh*t, his line isnt as good but hes still suckin'.


Once you are an entire cell block's girlfriend it's hard to hit that second level burst

tk13
10-09-2006, 08:01 PM
This is what I'm talking about. The AFC is not as great as past years. These are definitely two of the best teams in the AFC, and I think the Chiefs can hang with both of them.

jjjayb
10-09-2006, 08:02 PM
Yeah, terrible throw by Mcnair, but the receiver shouldn't have let Bailey pick that. You know you're beaten just push him out of the way and take the pass interference. At least you get to keep the ball and kick a field goal.

Simplex3
10-09-2006, 08:02 PM
"champ can sky"
what a dumb**s
Yeah, it had nothing to do with the fact that the ball was horribly underthrown.

Frazod
10-09-2006, 08:02 PM
This is what I'm talking about. The AFC is not as great as past years. These are definitely two of the best teams in the AFC, and I think the Chiefs can hang with both of them.

And all of them would lose to the Bears by three touchdowns.

JonesCrusher
10-09-2006, 08:02 PM
I havn't heard, did T. O. play yesterday?

siberian khatru
10-09-2006, 08:03 PM
Haha. The storyline: Cards ALMOST beat KC.

jjjayb
10-09-2006, 08:04 PM
You'd think the Cards won yesterday with all the Leinart is a football God talk today. He lost at home to a supposedly bad Chiefs team, yet they can't stop talking about how great he was.

KCinNY
10-09-2006, 08:05 PM
Haha. The storyline: Cards ALMOST beat KC.

:rolleyes:

Berman is a megatool.

tk13
10-09-2006, 08:05 PM
And all of them would lose to the Bears by three touchdowns.
I wouldn't be surprised. Everybody in the AFC has flaws right now. There are a lot of decent teams at the top, but they all have flaws or question marks.

Frazod
10-09-2006, 08:07 PM
Haha. The storyline: Cards ALMOST beat KC.

Berman's looking for a new knob to slob. And USC Golden Boy Leinart hasn't been destroyed by the Cardinals - yet.

Simply Red
10-09-2006, 08:08 PM
Heap-Time

I meant; "Half-Time."

Marcellus
10-09-2006, 08:09 PM
You'd think the Cards won yesterday with all the Leinart is a football God talk today. He lost at home to a supposedly bad Chiefs team, yet they can't stop talking about how great he was.


Well honestly, other than LJ's head almost getting ripped off, there really wasn'tmuch else notable nationally about the game other than Leinart playing well in his first start.It really was kind of an ugly,tough game with a good ending.

Unfortunately if we beat Pitt next week it will all be about how much they are struggling not that KC is looking good.

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:10 PM
Haha. The storyline: Cards ALMOST beat KC.




What a dissapointment.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 08:10 PM
Does it count as being "jacked up" when you secure the ball to win the game on an onside kick? (San Francisco)

OnTheWarpath58
10-09-2006, 08:11 PM
You'd think the Cards won yesterday with all the Leinart is a football God talk today. He lost at home to a supposedly bad Chiefs team, yet they can't stop talking about how great he was.

If it isn't Leinart, Bush or TO, forget about it.

Notice the media hasn't said anything about the pick Leinart threw to Law.......essentially cost them the game.

It took The Next Gale Sayers 4 fuggin games to score a TD, and the media is covering it like we found life on Mars.

TO......it's gone beyond ri-god-damn-diculous.

Skip Towne
10-09-2006, 08:13 PM
If it isn't Leinart, Bush or TO, forget about it.

Notice the media hasn't said anything about the pick Leinart threw to Law.......essentially cost them the game.

It took The Next Gale Sayers 4 fuggin games to score a TD, and the media is covering it like we found life on Mars.

TO......it's gone beyond ri-god-damn-diculous.
One reporter called the game "The TO Bowl".

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 08:15 PM
How do you have 6 passing yards and still be tied after the half?

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:16 PM
Check out Bermen in his homie hat.

Berman sez: Yo me an my homies fu**ed up that wanksta last night at harby's liqour over on the corner of 5th and general.

JonesCrusher
10-09-2006, 08:17 PM
3 and out

Spott
10-09-2006, 08:17 PM
Damn, they tried to run for it on 3rd & 5?

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 08:17 PM
Wow. Running on third-and-five.

Mike has no confidence in Plummer whatsoever.

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 08:17 PM
Drivel

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 08:18 PM
What smells like old cheese?

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:19 PM
Plummber is neutered.

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 08:20 PM
Here comes more Al Wilson manlove from Joe T.! Or maybe we can get some Ray Lewis audio replays.

OnTheWarpath58
10-09-2006, 08:21 PM
One reporter called the game "The TO Bowl".

That reporter should have his teeth removed by a 9-iron.

Football is a team sport, yet these guys who really haven't done dick to help their teams this year get all the attention.


:cuss: the media.......

Spott
10-09-2006, 08:21 PM
Man, this game is ugly.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:22 PM
these offenses are terrible

still hurts we lost to these clowns

DaFace
10-09-2006, 08:24 PM
Man, this game is ugly.

I'm considering giving up and watching something else. I'm getting bored.

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:24 PM
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... :ZZZ:

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 08:27 PM
Nice underthrow and the BOO BIRDS COME OUT

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:27 PM
Jay Cutler has a goofy look attached to his face all the time.

DaFace
10-09-2006, 08:28 PM
Jay Cutler has a goofy look attached to his face all the time.

I don't know what it is about him, but he strikes me as being overly cocky. I'm not saying he will be a bust, but it wouldn't surprise me, honestly.

Frazod
10-09-2006, 08:29 PM
these offenses are terrible

still hurts we lost to these clowns

Well, you thank Butterfingers and his fumble at the 1 yard line.

beer bacon
10-09-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm considering giving up and watching something else. I'm getting bored.

I think it would be worth it just to see the Broncos suck so bad.

Spott
10-09-2006, 08:31 PM
Damn, that would have sucked.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:31 PM
these QBs are fighting for biggest sack of shit honors...

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 08:33 PM
Wow. The Broncos are amazing.

They're 5-0, right?

Chieftain58
10-09-2006, 08:34 PM
Illegal hands to the face, not called

Wa-Z
10-09-2006, 08:34 PM
What the ****!? This is like watching the Chiefs game all over. Minus the rain.

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:34 PM
this is Hackett ball....swing pass on 3rd and 10

Huard is better than either of these tards....

JBucc
10-09-2006, 08:34 PM
Come one Baltimore! Go for the Juggler!

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:35 PM
I've decided that the ravens d is going to have to get a fumble or interception and run it in if they want to score points.

Frazod
10-09-2006, 08:37 PM
This could end in a tie. God, these offenses are ghastly. At least we had an excuse.

Spott
10-09-2006, 08:42 PM
Cool, another punt.

Basileus777
10-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Is Plummer 4/4 on this drive? Is the world ending?

stevieray
10-09-2006, 08:45 PM
Have the Invescos even scored a TD at home yet?

the rat must be dialing it back again.

LOL

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:46 PM
hey, a swing pass...

Frazod
10-09-2006, 08:46 PM
Have the Invescos even scored a TD at home yet?

the rat must be dialing it back again.

LOL

Nobody has.

OnTheWarpath58
10-09-2006, 08:46 PM
Next projected TD at Investco:

October 29, 2006.

Jesus Manning will have the honor.....

Fish
10-09-2006, 08:47 PM
Have the Invescos even scored a TD at home yet?

the rat must be dialing it back again.

LOL

I was just wondering the same thing....

I could count the number of points on both hands and feet and penis....

Spott
10-09-2006, 08:47 PM
Swing pass, run up the middle, swing pass......

Bob Dole
10-09-2006, 08:47 PM
[joe t.]These are the two best defenses ever.[/joe t.]

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:48 PM
Joe T: Call baltimore the baltimore bullies and the donks really good?? :shake:

the Talking Can
10-09-2006, 08:48 PM
lewis fat shit suck

Fairplay
10-09-2006, 08:49 PM
lewis fat shit suck


Thats hard to say 4 times real fast.

Count Zarth
10-09-2006, 08:51 PM
Denver's defense is sucking wind.