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petegz28
10-09-2006, 09:21 PM
REmember last year at the Raiders ..the Chiefs just scored a TD and they go to her to talk about it?

She gave a littel 2 or 4 word blurb then goes.."but you got to give props to Randy Moss...."

Nevermind he had only caught 1 pass for 18 yards at that point int he game

DaFace
10-09-2006, 09:22 PM
Is there someone who qualifies as being "good?"

petegz28
10-09-2006, 09:23 PM
Is there someone who qualifies as being "good?"


Actually I can tolerate Theismann for the most part. The rest suck. But ever since that Raiders game I just can't stand her.

Simplex3
10-09-2006, 09:23 PM
This is like saying poop is worse than a turd.

runnercyclist
10-09-2006, 09:23 PM
Not by a long shot.

headsnap
10-09-2006, 09:25 PM
but I bet Namath still wants to **** her!!!

JBucc
10-09-2006, 09:25 PM
At least she's ok to look at. Unless Kornheiser is more your type....


NTTATWWT

KCinNY
10-09-2006, 09:25 PM
Sideline reporters of all varieties are utterly worthless. But unfortunately they appear to be here to stay.

Bowser
10-09-2006, 09:26 PM
Sideline reporters of all varieties are utterly worthless. But unfortunately they appear to be here to stay.

BLASPHEMY!

KCinNY
10-09-2006, 09:28 PM
BLASPHEMY!

Don't get me wrong....several of them are smokin' hot...Jill Arrington and Lisa Guererro come to mind.

It's just that they don't add anything of substance to the broadcast.

Bwana
10-09-2006, 09:34 PM
With the voice she has, I'm not convinced she is a she and wouldn't be surprised is "it" has a dangler.

Brock
10-09-2006, 09:35 PM
What's the deal with that old broad on Sunday night?

Short Leash Hootie
10-09-2006, 09:35 PM
I think she does a good job...

Bwana
10-09-2006, 09:36 PM
I think she does a good job...

Sure, for a dude in a wig. :shake:

petegz28
10-09-2006, 09:37 PM
I think she does a good job...


Hmmm probably does.......just not in reporting football ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
10-09-2006, 09:37 PM
Sure, for a dude in a wig. :shake:
I'd **** her...

stevieray
10-09-2006, 09:37 PM
my wife doesn't like her at all.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-09-2006, 09:40 PM
I'd throw a shot into Rachel Nichols, too.

seclark
10-09-2006, 09:42 PM
my wife doesn't like her at all.
same w/my wife, but i'm drunk, so i've got to go w/broadway joe on this one.
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MahiMike
10-09-2006, 09:42 PM
Hey her hair looked good tonite. Now Tony's hair is another story. Someone needs to tell him that the smooth, bald look is in.

Short Leash Hootie
10-09-2006, 09:45 PM
I'd throw a shot into Rachel Nichols, too.
I would **** the shit out of her...GOD

stevieray
10-09-2006, 09:46 PM
same w/my wife, but i'm drunk, so i've got to go w/broadway joe on this one.
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Scorp
10-09-2006, 09:52 PM
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Bwana
10-09-2006, 09:58 PM
I'd **** her...

If you ever hooked up with her I would be careful. She/he may very well smack you around, roll you over and give you the ham slam.

Easy 6
10-09-2006, 09:58 PM
but I bet Namath still wants to **** her!!!
I so identified with Joe Willie that night, makin' a clumsy pass at an inopportune moment. God bless him.....he was tipsy and feelin' that ol' 69 magic......made me love him more...................................

beavis
10-09-2006, 10:34 PM
Who was the blonde broad on MNF a couple of years back? She was smokin' hot... I can't remember her freakin' name.

splatbass
10-09-2006, 10:36 PM
At least she's ok to look at. Unless Kornheiser is more your type....


NTTATWWT

He does have a nice combover.....

Fish
10-09-2006, 10:37 PM
Who was the blonde broad on MNF a couple of years back? She was smokin' hot... I can't remember her freakin' name.

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2003-05-12-inside-stark.jpg

Melissa Stark?

beavis
10-09-2006, 10:40 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2003-05-12-inside-stark.jpg

Melissa Stark?
We have a winner.

Fish
10-09-2006, 10:45 PM
We have a winner.

Yeah... she's alright.... if you like that gorgeous blonde, intelligent, killer body, football fan kind of girl..... :drool:

blueballs
10-09-2006, 10:47 PM
I like what I'm seeing...

beavis
10-09-2006, 10:51 PM
Yeah... she's alright.... if you like that gorgeous blonde, intelligent, killer body, football fan kind of girl..... :drool:
I think she would have been more popular on MNF is she were topless.

Ugly Duck
10-09-2006, 11:06 PM
my wife doesn't like her at all.My wife gets pissed because I hit the mute button every time Suzie opens her yap. Thinks I'm being sexist because I refuse to listen to her blabber. It just grates on me when she goes on and on about some bullcrap while there's a play going down on the field.

Sam Hall
10-09-2006, 11:09 PM
The best part about Suzy Kolber is the blog named after her, for which she doesn't deserve credit.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-09-2006, 11:15 PM
Jill Arrington > Melissa Stark.

Fish
10-09-2006, 11:15 PM
It just grates on me when she goes on and on about some bullcrap while there's a play going down on the field.

Like tonight when she was rambling about McNair learning the playbook and how it was just like learning a different language?

http://www.desires.co.nz/red-ball-gag.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
10-09-2006, 11:49 PM
Rachel Nichols is hot as hell. Dumb, too.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-09-2006, 11:54 PM
Rachel Nichols is hot as hell. Dumb, too.

Rep.

I'd pee in her butt.

ChiefFan31
10-10-2006, 02:31 AM
Rep.

I'd pee in her butt.

Absolutely. Rep for that one.

I dont have a problem with Suze. I guess I just dug her when she was doing NFL Matchup with Hodge and Jaws. She does suck as a sideline reporter. All her stories they give her are lame.

That Melissa Stark has the Tits on a stick phenomenon going for her.

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2006, 03:40 AM
We have a winner.

I want to glaze Melissa's orifices shut. Yes, all of them.

Guru
10-10-2006, 04:43 AM
I'd throw a shot into Rachel Nichols, too.
Who the heck is that?

ChiefsFanatic
10-10-2006, 05:38 AM
I would **** the shit out of her...GOD

Your wife would have a better shot, as you and Ms. Kolber are on the same team.

ChiefsFanatic
10-10-2006, 05:38 AM
BLASPHEMY!

Bonnie is definately better looking than Suzy.

Ultra Peanut
10-10-2006, 06:19 AM
I hear Suzy Colbert really hates the Chicago Bears.

Fire Me Boy!
10-10-2006, 06:52 AM
Don't get me wrong....several of them are smokin' hot...Jill Arrington and Lisa Guererro come to mind.

It's just that they don't add anything of substance to the broadcast.
Lisa Guererro's tits are surprisingly substatial.

Jilly
10-10-2006, 07:10 AM
I'm glad you all confirmed it. The fiance said he thought Suzi was kinda hot....and I was like, what? It really made me start to question his taste in women...but then I went and looked in the mirror.

Sam Hall
10-10-2006, 07:30 AM
Jeanne Zelasko has been lookin' hot lately.

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2006, 09:48 AM
Rankings

1) Melissa - A definate four streamer
2) Lisa Guerrero - Same
3) Suzy - I bet she does the reverse cowgirl better than all of them. You know cute girls work harder at being good than super hot girls - 3 streamer because of the effort
4) I don't pay attention to these other chicks. Stream intensity, unknown


PS - I'm very proud this was my 700th post. I want you all to know I've really grown and matured as a person since I've been here. :)

Rain Man
10-10-2006, 10:05 AM
Melissa Stark is the female sportscaster whose analyses I find the most compelling, because when she talks they kind of bobble around.

chagrin
10-10-2006, 10:12 AM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2003-05-12-inside-stark.jpg

Melissa Stark?


She reminds me of Hannah Harper, yummy

chagrin
10-10-2006, 10:13 AM
Rankings

1) Melissa - A definate four streamer
2) Lisa Guerrero - Same
3) Suzy - I bet she does the reverse cowgirl better than all of them. You know cute girls work harder at being good than super hot girls - 3 streamer because of the effort
4) I don't pay attention to these other chicks. Stream intensity, unknown


PS - I'm very proud this was my 700th post. I want you all to know I've really grown and matured as a person since I've been here. :)


You realize Suzy as ghey, don't you?

And you're crazy for not putting Rachel Nichols at the top of that heap!

Easy 6
10-10-2006, 10:14 AM
She reminds me of Hannah Harper, yummy
She certainly has some perfectly formed "champagne glass" breasts.

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2006, 10:20 AM
You realize Suzy as ghey, don't you?

And you're crazy for not putting Rachel Nichols at the top of that heap!


I did not know that she was Ghey. (Insert Johnny Carson smirk and voice here). That makes her hotter in my book.

Rachel, don't know here can you post a pic? Melissa is my type of girl.

chagrin
10-10-2006, 10:26 AM
Yes, Melissa also is hot, but Rachel is my favorite by far.

But it's obvious you haven't seen Suzy in her hey-day. she is obviously the man in the relationship, gosh, you should have seen her hair back 10-15 years ago, she had a mullet from hell - is ahe still hot to you because she's ghey?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2006, 01:44 PM
Jill Arrington, FFS. This isn't even a debate, it's an avalanche.

http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/arrington/jillark3.jpg

Easy 6
10-10-2006, 01:53 PM
Jill Arrington, FFS. This isn't even a debate, it's an avalanche.

http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/arrington/jillark3.jpg
Krikey!!!!!

The Dude Abides
10-10-2006, 01:58 PM
I want milk.

gblowfish
10-10-2006, 02:04 PM
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2483773

Kerberos
10-10-2006, 03:54 PM
Is it just me or is her name Suzy Kobler and not Suzy Colbert?

buddha
10-10-2006, 03:58 PM
Bonnie Bernstein!!!

Hard to get past that vision of beauty!

beavis
10-10-2006, 09:59 PM
Bonnie is definately better looking than Suzy.
Water is wet.

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2006, 10:19 PM
Krikey!!!!!


She may be a five streamer. Very dangerous though as it's widely known that six can put a man into a coma due to renal failure. Her boyfriend and/or husband is risking his life every time he does her. :)

However, if we're talking about Skip then it would just be a puff of dust that comes out.