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FAX
10-10-2006, 07:52 AM
This is just amazing to me.

First she runs off, then he takes her back, and now she sues him. She is the Muhammed Ali of bitches.

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(CBS/AP) Jennifer Wilbanks, who became known as the "runaway bride" after taking off just days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiancé for $500,000.

Wilbanks and John Mason broke up for good in May, about a year after her excursion to Las Vegas and New Mexico made international headlines while hundreds of friends and family members searched for her back home in suburban Atlanta.

Mason has until Oct. 22 to respond to the lawsuit, filed last month in Gwinnett County's Superior Court. The suit, Wilbanks vs. JCM Consulting et al, was filed Sept. 13, according to court records.

In it, Wilbanks seeks $250,000 as her share of a home Mason purchased through the partnership with proceeds from $500,000 received for selling their story to an agent, plus $250,000 in punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she granted for him to handle their financial affairs, according to an Atlanta television station, which reported on the lawsuit Monday night.

Link Of Horrors (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/10/national/main2076613.shtml)

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jlscorpio
10-10-2006, 07:54 AM
I thought you meant Stumppy's Bad Girl...Dammit!!!

Bob Dole
10-10-2006, 07:55 AM
Psyyyyyyyychoooooooo

ChiefsFan4Life
10-10-2006, 07:55 AM
This is one of the weaknesses of female kind ... well, that and weak arms

Sully
10-10-2006, 07:55 AM
She is the Muhammed Ali of bitches.

Float like a butterfly,
Sting like Dershowitz.

FAX
10-10-2006, 07:56 AM
Float like a butterfly,
Sting like Dershowitz.

ROFL ROFL

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BucEyedPea
10-10-2006, 07:57 AM
That was part his fault because he took her back after what she pulled. That was a HUGE RED FLAG! She was obviously unstable. Yet! He still accepted her back because he loved her? Love ain't enough for marriage.

Plus, looks to me he got a 'lil greedy in sharing the money for selling her story.

jspchief
10-10-2006, 07:58 AM
Serves the stupid f*cker right for taking that crazy gunt back.

Fool me once...

BigChiefFan
10-10-2006, 07:58 AM
I bet he's glad she ran away in the first place. What a blessing to find out BEFORE getting married..err. She's a psycho.

Bwana
10-10-2006, 07:59 AM
Boom!

InChiefsHell
10-10-2006, 08:01 AM
I bet he's glad she ran away in the first place. What a blessing to find out BEFORE getting married..err. She's a psycho.

Except that he took her back after she left...he's pretty much a dipshit...

BucEyedPea
10-10-2006, 08:01 AM
Boom!
Like I said Bwana, I wouldn't wanna pid you off.
Now didn't you say you never buried any of your lady friends?

BucEyedPea
10-10-2006, 08:02 AM
I bet he's glad she ran away in the first place. What a blessing to find out BEFORE getting married..err. She's a psycho.

I guess I read that wrong, I saw "former" fiance and assumed they married because they bought a house.

FAX
10-10-2006, 08:04 AM
I guess I read that wrong, I saw "former" fiance and assumed they married because they bought a house.

I think she was too busy mowing right of ways to set a new date, Ms. BucEyedPea.

Either way, I'm impressed with her lack of a soul and beginning to wonder if she wouldn't make a darn good North Korean spy or something.

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Bob Dole
10-10-2006, 08:04 AM
And Bob Dole would like to add:

Negative rep for anyone who posts a photo of that crazy-eyed bitch.

Baconeater
10-10-2006, 08:04 AM
http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0002900007007_LG.jpg

FAX
10-10-2006, 08:05 AM
And Bob Dole would like to add:

Negative rep for anyone who posts a photo of that crazy-eyed bitch.

ROFL

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BucEyedPea
10-10-2006, 08:06 AM
I think she was too busy mowing right of ways to set a new date, Ms. BucEyedPea.

Either way, I'm impressed with her lack of a soul and beginning to wonder if she wouldn't make a darn good North Korean spy or something.

FAX


LOL! Prolly too risky as a spy too.
Obviously, she doesn't really care about his feelings.

BucEyedPea
10-10-2006, 08:07 AM
And Bob Dole would like to add:

Negative rep for anyone who posts a photo of that crazy-eyed bitch.
:hmmm: Ponders the challenge...testing 1, 2, 3....

Radar Chief
10-10-2006, 08:09 AM
Like I said Bwana, I wouldn't wanna pid you off.
Now didn't you say you never buried any of your lady friends?

That’s what the vat of acid in’is shop is for. ;)

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those that pissed me off.

ROFL

Bwana
10-10-2006, 08:11 AM
Like I said Bwana, I wouldn't wanna pid you off.
Now didn't you say you never buried any of your lady friends?

Heh! :p

LOL, Why I would never..........

I also agree with you in the fact that he was a complete moron for taking her back. Seriously, what kind of a whipping boy would you have to be to take her back after the attention whore stunt she pulled? The guy is the "Love Is Blind" poster child.

Simplex3
10-10-2006, 08:17 AM
Boom!
That's exactly how I'd spend my time between now and Oct. 22nd "responding". Like you could find 12 jurors, not one of whom would let you off over emotional distress or something.

ct
10-10-2006, 08:23 AM
Both of them are complete idiots, and deserve all the back and forth karma they can muster. Enjoy each other, dumbasses.

FAX
10-10-2006, 08:26 AM
... I also agree with you in the fact that he was a complete moron for taking her back. Seriously, what kind of a whipping boy would you have to be to take her back after the attention whore stunt she pulled? The guy is the "Love Is Blind" poster child.

I don't know, Mr. Bwana. She was likely a hellcat when it comes to the art of lovemaking.

Imagine a candlelit room, soft jazz playing on the stereo, and those beautiful eyes peering out from beneath the silk sheets.

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Dartgod
10-10-2006, 08:28 AM
And Bob Dole would like to add:

Negative rep for anyone who posts a photo of that crazy-eyed bitch.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

http://www.cs.rice.edu/~dschwarz/lemur3.jpg

Bwana
10-10-2006, 08:32 AM
I don't know, Mr. Bwana. She was likely a hellcat when it comes to the art of lovemaking.

Imagine a candlelit room, soft jazz playing on the stereo, and those beautiful eyes peering out from beneath the silk sheets.

FAX

:shrug:

She seems like the type to bring a steak knife to bed.

Skip Towne
10-10-2006, 08:36 AM
I don't know, Mr. Bwana. She was likely a hellcat when it comes to the art of lovemaking.

Imagine a candlelit room, soft jazz playing on the stereo, and those beautiful eyes peering out from beneath the silk sheets.

FAX
If I remember her correctly, I'd just as soon have the room dark.

Radar Chief
10-10-2006, 08:42 AM
I don't know, Mr. Bwana. She was likely a hellcat when it comes to the art of lovemaking.

Imagine a candlelit room, soft jazz playing on the stereo, and those beautiful eyes peering out from beneath the silk sheets.

FAX

Staring in two entirely different directions. ROFL

FAX
10-10-2006, 08:44 AM
If I remember her correctly, I'd just as soon have the room dark.

Perhaps the irony moon is in wane.

Anyway, one could make the argument that crazy girls are, by far, the most creative and interesting in bed.

Besides, grocery sacks are useful to contain the walleyed look of amore. In her case, I might choose plastic over paper.

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FAX
10-10-2006, 08:45 AM
Staring in two entirely different directions. ROFL

ROFL

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boogblaster
10-10-2006, 08:51 AM
Dont drink the Kool-Aide...

hawkchief
10-10-2006, 08:53 AM
For as stupid as the guy was to take that goofy broad back, $250K seems about right.

Frosty
10-10-2006, 09:19 AM
And Bob Dole would like to add:

Negative rep for anyone who posts a photo of that crazy-eyed bitch.

Neg rep away...



http://www.spelledmelk.com/attached/sleestack.jpg

Jilly
10-10-2006, 09:33 AM
they're both stupid and neither one should receive money as a reward for their stupidity

listopencil
10-10-2006, 09:37 AM
I clicked the link and her eyes creeped me out even though I was ready for them. She's got that spooky "Jack O' Lantern" look.




http://www.geekus.org/Pumpkins2004/4-alarm-pumpkin.jpg



"Let's go to Vegas!"

morphius
10-10-2006, 10:28 AM
Neg rep away...



http://www.spelledmelk.com/attached/sleestack.jpg
I make one little sleestack comment on the BB last week and now we are getting pictures.

morphius
the planet is a scary place.

Frosty
10-10-2006, 10:31 AM
I make one little sleestack comment on the BB last week and now we are getting pictures.

morphius
the planet is a scary place.

It's synergy. It was one of the first images that came up when I googled her name. I didn't know who she was or what she looked like. I also don't feel enriched by filling in that gap in my knowledge.

I like sleestacks though. :)

Radar Chief
10-10-2006, 10:36 AM
I make one little sleestack comment on the BB last week and now we are getting pictures.

morphius
the planet is a scary place.

Sleestacks? Were they the ones from that cheesy Sat. morning show, “Land of the Lost”?

FAX
10-10-2006, 10:38 AM
Sleestacks? Were they the ones from that cheesy Sat. morning show, “Land of the Lost”?

I think sleestacks are what a donkey gets when he orders pancakes from Mr. SLAG02.

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Sully
10-10-2006, 10:38 AM
http://img.search.com/6/62/300px-MartyFeldman.jpg

TinyEvel
10-10-2006, 10:40 AM
He got off easy. People like that shouldn't be procreating, anyway.

jspchief
10-10-2006, 10:40 AM
I think sleestacks are what a donkey gets when he orders pancakes from Mr. SLAG02.

FAXLMAO Well played. I'd rep it but I have to spread some around.

Bwana
10-10-2006, 10:49 AM
heh

Halfcan
10-10-2006, 10:52 AM
Stumpy has worse luck in women than I do lately.

FAX
10-10-2006, 02:56 PM
With apologies to Van Morrison.

Hey where did you go,
Days when the rains came
You fell in a hollow,
And you came up lame
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Fallin' down the stair well
Blind as a dead dog you went
Bumpin' and a thumpin' all the way
My walleyed girl,
You my walleyed girl.

Whatever happened
It's Tuesday and you mow
All of the right of ways
Take your white cane and go slow
I'll be standing in the sunlight laughing,
Watchin' while the bus hits you
Sendin' you slipping and sliding
Into the ditch you fall, it's you
My walleyed girl,
You my walleyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

So hard to find your way,
Now that you're on your own.
I saw you just the other day,
Did you break your leg bone?
You need a seeing eye dog, Lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
With the bag upon your head
My walleyed girl
You my walleyed girl

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.

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Predarat
10-10-2006, 03:07 PM
I bet that crazy whore is moooos GF.

L.A. Chieffan
10-10-2006, 03:25 PM
.

runnercyclist
10-11-2006, 04:44 AM
This is one of the weaknesses of female kind ... well, that and weak arms

Dwight! Dwight!

Rep.

The Bad Guy
10-11-2006, 04:50 AM
He is a real stupid ****er and does deserve this.

However, it also sickens me that the bitch lies, commits a crime and then can sell her story for 500,000 g's.

I hope that bug-eyed lunatic gets eaten by a flesh-eating parasite.

RedDread
10-11-2006, 05:29 AM
http://www.gosty.szm.sk/okana.jpg

Sorry, couldn't resist :evil:

JohnnyV13
10-11-2006, 05:43 AM
Actually,

While this chick IS psycho, she does have a legit case.

Now they are breaking up. He made 500,000 selling THEIR story. Presuming she didn't sell right to the story also, she clearly has a good case that she should have half of the 500k. Now the punitive damages claim for the the other 250k, is somewhat unclear.

OldTownChief
10-11-2006, 05:47 AM
She is the debil.

Count Zarth
10-11-2006, 06:06 AM
This whole thing confuses me. What exactly is she accusing him of? Did he really do something wrong? Furthermore, why was she sentenced to do probation for running away?

Count Zarth
10-11-2006, 06:08 AM
Nevermind.

Radar Chief
10-11-2006, 07:20 AM
This whole thing confuses me. What exactly is she accusing him of? Did he really do something wrong?

He’s made a decent chunk of change off their ordeal and she wants a piece of the pie.

Furthermore, why was she sentenced to do probation for running away?

It was a little more than just runn’n away. She faked a kidnap’n and had police, countym state, and IIRC federal, deterred from other press’n issues to search for her psycho azz.
If you ask me, she got off light.

Radar Chief
10-11-2006, 07:22 AM
Nevermind.

Sorry, missed this one.

Baconeater
10-11-2006, 07:29 AM
I can't believe all of you are too afraid of a little neg rep from Bob Dole to post an actual picture of her. What a bunch of pussies.
http://www.dailypepper.com/mt/archives/image_1514673.jpg

Mr. Laz
10-11-2006, 10:39 AM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4315/runaway20bridejc3.jpg

Calcountry
10-11-2006, 10:49 AM
I thought you meant Stumppy's Bad Girl...Dammit!!!Me too.

Calcountry
10-11-2006, 10:50 AM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4315/runaway20bridejc3.jpgIf she gets any settlement, the authorites that spent big dollars looking for her ought to attach it.

Calcountry
10-11-2006, 10:53 AM
:shrug:

She seems like the type to bring a steak knife to bed.... and then try to sell the produce on ebay.

Calcountry
10-11-2006, 10:55 AM
I clicked the link and her eyes creeped me out even though I was ready for them. She's got that spooky "Jack O' Lantern" look.




http://www.geekus.org/Pumpkins2004/4-alarm-pumpkin.jpg



"Let's go to Vegas!"You should morph her picture into that burning jack o lantern.

FAX
10-11-2006, 10:56 AM
Me too.

My sincere apologies gentlemen. I had thought that posting misleading and confusing thread titles was a long standing Planet tradition.

In future, I shall endeavor to make my thread titles more clear. As clear as the morning sunshine. As clear as cool mountain spring water. As clear as an angel's radiant complexion. As clear as the offsides penalties that should be called on puddin' face, butt-waggin', line dancing Manning on practically every single Colts offensive play.

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Cochise
10-11-2006, 10:56 AM
This is one of the weaknesses of female kind ... well, that and weak arms

Thanks Mr. Poop. LMAO