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Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 06:59 PM
....and he is just going on and on about something he thinks is interesting....and every now and then I say "hmmm...that's great." and he's like "blah blah blah".

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

Iowanian
10-10-2006, 07:00 PM
nasium......Jenny says "Zip it"

JBucc
10-10-2006, 07:01 PM
hang up

FAX
10-10-2006, 07:01 PM
....and he is just going on and on about something he thinks is interesting....and every now and then I say "hmmm...that's great." and he's like "blah blah blah".

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

ROFL

FAX

Rain Man
10-10-2006, 07:03 PM
Say hi for me.

ChiefsfaninPA
10-10-2006, 07:03 PM
I thought our conversations were going to remain private.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:04 PM
He's still talking. OMG. This is worse than talking to a chick.

FAX
10-10-2006, 07:05 PM
He's still talking. OMG. This is worse than talking to a chick.

Ms. Jenny Gump, can you fake a really loud orgasm? If so, you might try that.

I'm pretty sure he'll find something else to do.

FAX

JBucc
10-10-2006, 07:07 PM
Post his number and we'll all call him

Iowanian
10-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Say something Random.

I choose "bumble bee Tuna"
"remember when I crapped on your Chest at the Super 8?"

post his reaction statement.

Bill Parcells
10-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Mrs Gump..What did you see in that guy anyway??

He looked like Davey..from Davey and Goliath...That religious puppet show back in the 70's

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Say something Random.

I choose "bumble bee Tuna"
"remember when I crapped on your Chest at the Super 8?"

post his reaction statement.

ROFL

DJJasonp
10-10-2006, 07:10 PM
It's sad to see other guys not know when to take a hint...

Kind of like watching Jon Favreau's character in Swingers do a tailspin calling the girl he just met at the bar 20 straight times.....

Sad...

Ultra Peanut
10-10-2006, 07:11 PM
Say something Random.

I choose "bumble bee Tuna"
"remember when I crapped on your Chest at the Super 8?"

post his reaction statement.
"BANANA HAMMOCK!"

Easy 6
10-10-2006, 07:15 PM
This threads got legs see......its gonna be up in lights kid!!! goin' all the way understand? see?............................................

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:15 PM
Still talking.....

chief52
10-10-2006, 07:18 PM
Go outside and ring your door bell...

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2006, 07:18 PM
It's sad to see other guys not know when to take a hint...

Kind of like watching Jon Favreau's character in Swingers do a tailspin calling the girl he just met at the bar 20 straight times.....

Sad...

I want to stab Favreu in the heart after watching that just to put him out of his misery. You stupid f*ck! :banghead:

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:19 PM
Still talking.....
Perhaps he should call my 7 year old daughter. She hasn't stopped talking since I picked her up from school.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:20 PM
I finally got him off the phone. I started talking about child support.

DJJasonp
10-10-2006, 07:20 PM
I want to stab Favreu in the heart after watching that just to put him out of his misery. You stupid f*ck! :banghead:

If I ever have a son....I might make him watch that movie as a "right of passage"....

All you need to learn about dating girls is in Swingers....

OldTownChief
10-10-2006, 07:22 PM
Remind him he is your ex and suggest a 900 number.

morphius
10-10-2006, 07:23 PM
Say something Random.

I choose "bumble bee Tuna"
"remember when I crapped on your Chest at the Super 8?"

post his reaction statement.
I love a great random statement, that was good. Used to pull those out just to watch people's brains melt down.

Iowanian
10-10-2006, 07:24 PM
Call him back, say what I told you to, and then hang up.

Iowanian
10-10-2006, 07:25 PM
I perfected my skills with the Random statement with telemarketers.

there was a thread here about telemarketers once that ruled.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:26 PM
Call him back, say what I told you to, and then hang up.

He was going on, blah blah blah blah, and I said "I have menstrual cramps" out of the blue. Long pause....."oh, that's too bad. So anyway.....blah blah blah"

OnTheWarpath58
10-10-2006, 07:28 PM
I love a great random statement, that was good. Used to pull those out just to watch people's brains melt down.

Iowanian
10-10-2006, 07:29 PM
"nasium's pickle has clumps of hair growing all over the helmet....its like a skin-pineapple french tickler"

He'll love to hear that.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:32 PM
"nasium's pickle has clumps of hair growing all over the helmet....its like a skin-pineapple french tickler"

He'll love to hear that.

Nasium is taller, better looking, makes more money, AND he hits harder.

THAT would really piss him off.

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:32 PM
"nasium's pickle has clumps of hair growing all over the helmet....its like a skin-pineapple french tickler"

He'll love to hear that.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I actually had to do a visual inspeciton of my mushroom.

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:35 PM
Mrs Gump..What did you see in that guy anyway??

He looked like Davey..from Davey and Goliath...That religious puppet show back in the 70's
I'm not an ex.............yet.

stevieray
10-10-2006, 07:38 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I actually had to do a visual inspeciton of my mushroom.

now we really know why Jenny's mower is messed up.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:39 PM
I'm not an ex.............yet.

But I'm guessing that they saw the moonshine thread?

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:39 PM
now we really know why Jenny's mower is messed up.


ROFL

stevieray
10-10-2006, 07:41 PM
But I'm guessing that they saw the moonshine thread?

???

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:41 PM
But I'm guessing that they saw the moonshine thread?
I don't think many people saw it. I pray that you won't post the pics of my "episode".

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:44 PM
I don't think many people saw it. I pray that you won't post the pics of my "episode".

I hadn;t thought of that until now.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:46 PM
???


He had about a liter of moonshine. I'm not kidding, and was so freaking hilarious. I ended up babysitting for a few hours. Till he passed out. Very funny stuff. He bounced right back though.

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:49 PM
He had about a liter of moonshine. I'm not kidding, and was so freaking hilarious. I ended up babysitting for a few hours. Till he passed out. Very funny stuff. He bounced right back though.
I didn't have a liter. I'm fairly certain if I'd had a liter I wouldn't be here right now.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:50 PM
I didn't have a liter. I'm fairly certain if I'd had a liter I wouldn't be here right now.

You had 8-10 large drinks out of a liter bottle. The bottle started full, was almost empty...you do the math. You fought the moonshine...and the moonshine won.

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:53 PM
You had 8-10 large drinks out of a liter bottle. The bottle started full, was almost empty...you do the math. You fought the moonshine...and the moonshine won.
The other guys in the fezes and the bikers were helping me.

Jenny Gump
10-10-2006, 07:54 PM
The other guys in the fezes and the bikers were helping me.

WHAT? BS.

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:55 PM
WHAT? BS.
Did I imagine the guys in fezes and the bikers?

|Zach|
10-10-2006, 07:57 PM
Drunk bastards.

Iowanian
10-10-2006, 07:57 PM
I was just thinking....

Next time he calls...Speak Tommykat. 11pm saturday night, Tommykat.

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 07:59 PM
Drunk bastards.
I'm told that it was quite ugly.

|Zach|
10-10-2006, 08:01 PM
I'm told that it was quite ugly.
Oh well, she knew what she was getting into with you. ROFL

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 08:03 PM
Oh well, she knew what she was getting into with you. ROFL
I was camping in Arkansas. I figured that I was out of jurisdiction....

stevieray
10-10-2006, 08:05 PM
I was camping in Arkansas. I figured that I was out of jurisdiction....

camping with bikers? were you guys singing macho man by the fire?

NTTAWWT

JimNasium
10-10-2006, 08:06 PM
camping with bikers? were you guys singing macho man by the fire?

NTTAWWT
Camping while attending this: http://www.bluesandheritage.com/

big nasty kcnut
10-10-2006, 08:07 PM
jenny get the nuthooks on your ex then hang up change your number and be happy with jim.

stevieray
10-10-2006, 08:09 PM
Camping while attending this: http://www.bluesandheritage.com/

cool!

did you wear your big silver chain?

Bearcat
10-10-2006, 08:12 PM
It hurts everytime I do this...

Donger
10-10-2006, 08:18 PM
One of ChiefsPlanet's Great Mysteries: Is JennyGump Actually Attractive?

sedated
10-10-2006, 08:20 PM
You had 8-10 large drinks out of a liter bottle. The bottle started full, was almost empty...you do the math. You fought the moonshine...and the moonshine won.

I had a similar experience with some absinthe on Friday.

rolled down a driveway, and some stairs.

my friends were kind enough to duct tape me to a chair, though. sweet guys

DaFace
10-10-2006, 08:21 PM
One of ChiefsPlanet's Great Mysteries: Is JennyGump Actually Attractive?

I think that's pretty much the question with any female poster around here. That and "is that really her ass?"

stevieray
10-10-2006, 08:22 PM
One of ChiefsPlanet's Great Mysteries: Is JennyGump Actually Attractive?

yes, and it really is her ass.

uh....

Easy 6
10-10-2006, 08:22 PM
One of ChiefsPlanet's Great Mysteries: Is JennyGump Actually Attractive?
The first night that sig appeared the mystery was launched to new heights. :)

Donger
10-10-2006, 08:24 PM
yes, and it really is her ass.

uh....

I'd rather not know, for some reason.

EDIT: Talking about Jenny there, not QT. That question has been answered beyond a reasonable doubt.

Donger
10-10-2006, 08:25 PM
The first night that sig appeared the mystery was launched to new heights. :)

What sig?

wutamess
10-10-2006, 08:26 PM
I apologize in advance since I'm not current on the All My Planet updates but...

Jenny is that you in your sig?
Are you and Nasium dating?

stevieray
10-10-2006, 08:26 PM
I had a similar experience with some absinthe on Friday.

rolled down a driveway, and some stairs.

my friends were kind enough to duct tape me to a chair, though. sweet guys

left a good job with a sheepherder
working for MickeyD's
every night and day
but I never lost one drop of my drink
thinking about the way things might have been

big stairs keep on turning,
absinthe keeps on burning

rollin
rollin
rollin down the driveway

Easy 6
10-10-2006, 08:27 PM
What sig?
The picture of a random girl that we all took a solemn vote on remember???

Donger
10-10-2006, 08:28 PM
The picture of a random girl that we all took a solemn vote on remember???

No, I don't.

DaFace
10-10-2006, 08:28 PM
Wow...this place looks a lot different with sigs turned on. I don't think I've had them on for nearly a year now.

Easy 6
10-10-2006, 08:33 PM
No, I don't.
GC was saying her pic was to big and the board heartily disagreed with him when you put it to a vote of aye's.....................

wutamess
10-10-2006, 08:36 PM
I apologize in advance since I'm not current on the All My Planet updates but...

Jenny is that you in your sig?
Are you and Nasium dating?


Answer me dammit! :mad:

Coach
10-10-2006, 08:37 PM
Oh, sorry. I'll stop calling. :p

Donger
10-10-2006, 08:37 PM
GC was saying her pic was to big and the board heartily disagreed with him when you put it to a vote of aye's.....................

Oh. I lost track of that thread. It really was a rhetorical request.

Donger
10-10-2006, 08:38 PM
Answer me dammit! :mad:

1. No.
2. Does "f*ck buddy" constitute "dating" IYO? If so, yes.

tommykat
10-10-2006, 08:40 PM
No wonder both are so "happy"....:D

ENDelt260
10-10-2006, 11:46 PM
AND he hits harder.

Have you been talking back again?

Guru
10-10-2006, 11:51 PM
He's still talking. OMG. This is worse than talking to a chick.


ROFL ROFL

listopencil
10-11-2006, 12:13 AM
I've had moonshine before. You really shouldn't drink a liter of it.