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Marcellus
10-15-2006, 09:30 AM
Sorry if this is a repost.This is probably pretty old but I had to laugh.

A guy from Kansas City dies and is sent to Hell. He
> had been a horrible man
> his entire life.
>
> The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a
> sledge hammer. To make
> it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the
> humidity.
>
> After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his
> victim to see if he is
> suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the
> Kansas Citian is happily
> swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
>
> The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't
> understand this. I've turned
> the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks;
> why are you so happy?"
>
> The Kansas Citian, with a big smile, looks at the
> devil and replies, "This
> is great! It reminds me of August in Kansas City .
> Hot, humid, a good place
> to work. It reminds me of home.. This is fantastic!"
>
> The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to
> ponder the Kansas Citian's
> remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature,
> send down a driving rain and
> torrential wind.
>
> Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
>
> Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing
> into his eyes, the Kansas
> Citian is happily slogging through the mud pushing
> a wheelbarrow full of
> crushed rocks.
>
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such
> conditions.
>
> The Kansas Citian replies, "This is great! Just
> like April in Kansas City.
> It reminds me of working out in the yard with
> spring planting!"
>
> The devil is now completely baffled but more
> determined to make the Kansas
> Citian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.
>
> Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice.
> Confident that this will surely
> make the Kansas Citian unhappy, the devil checks in
> on him.
>
> He is again aghast at what he sees. The Kansas
> Citian is dancing, singing,
> and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in
> glee.
>
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40
> below zero!? " screams the
> devil.
>
> Jumping up and down, the Kansas Citian throws a
> snowball at the devil and
> yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Chiefs
> won the Super Bowl!"

runnercyclist
10-15-2006, 09:32 AM
Good one.

I thought from the thread title this was about me-since I live in Pittsburgh.

StcChief
10-15-2006, 10:20 AM
Good one.

I thought from the thread title this was about me-since I live in Pittsburgh.So any KC Chiefs bar in Sh1tzburg? ala Philly....

runnercyclist
10-15-2006, 10:23 AM
So any KC Chiefs bar in Sh1tzburg? ala Philly....

Nope. My living room. Directv and homebrew.

Marcellus
10-15-2006, 10:23 AM
I am guessing the mood in Pitt. is pretty sour right now. With a loss today it could get real ugly.

runnercyclist
10-15-2006, 10:24 AM
Nope. My living room. Directv and homebrew.

Except for today. Lower level, 40 yard line.

Marcellus
10-15-2006, 10:25 AM
Except for today. Lower level, 40 yard line.


Give em hell! :)

runnercyclist
10-15-2006, 10:26 AM
I am guessing the mood in Pitt. is pretty sour right now. With a loss today it could get real ugly.

Yes, it is wonderful. A Chiefs win today, while unexpected by me, would be awesome. The fans here are truly fair weather.

Marcellus
10-15-2006, 10:29 AM
Yea the expectation is truly on Pitt. No one really expects KC to win though they definately can do it.

Unfortunately even if KC wins the story will be how bad the Steelers are playing.

runnercyclist
10-15-2006, 10:34 AM
Yea the expectation is truly on Pitt. No one really expects KC to win though they definately can do it.

Unfortunately even if KC wins the story will be how bad the Steelers are playing.

I could live with that!

Marcellus
10-15-2006, 10:35 AM
Me too, I don't care if we win 2-0 or 51-55 as long as we walk out with a win and no more injuries.

eChief
10-15-2006, 10:54 AM
Only a repost of sorts.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148406&highlight=devil

Marcellus
10-15-2006, 10:57 AM
I thought it had likely been posted at some point in some form. I like the KC twist using the rediculous weather in the midwest.

DanT
10-15-2006, 01:43 PM
Yes, it is wonderful. A Chiefs win today, while unexpected by me, would be awesome. The fans here are truly fair weather.

That's interesting. The Steelers fans I've seen in Chicago and out here in California have been anything but fair weather fans. Steeler fans are great fans by and large--classy, knowledgable and enthusiastic.