Rain Man
10-15-2006, 05:01 PM
I turn the TV on to watch the game that is scheduled, which is the Kansas City Chiefs against the Pittsburgh Squealers. Here is what I get from the morons at the stupid, moronic, pinheaded, microcephalic network:
1. The end of a game no one cares about - Dallas and Houston.
2. Then they switch to show the end of a game that no one cares about Washington and Tennessee. This goes past the start of the game that is supposed to be on.
3. Then the idiots switch to the end of a game that no one cares about - Cincinnati and Tampa. The end of the game goes on forever, even though no one freaking cares about it.
4. By showing the end of all these games, they're behind on their commercials, so they show a string of a dozen commercials or more. Partway through, the idiots flash on a brief play of a Chiefs punt, but switched into the game after the snap.
5. We finally get to see the Chiefs for a while, after having missed almost exactly half of the first quarter because some freaking idiot has no idea what he's supposed to be doing.
6. They then switch from the Chiefs game so that the four interested viewers nationwide can watch the Jets beat some team that is a shadow of the former Dolphins.
So I'm supposed to be able to watch 60 minutes of Chiefs football, and instead I get about 41 minutes. I want to go shoot someone.
1. The end of a game no one cares about - Dallas and Houston.
2. Then they switch to show the end of a game that no one cares about Washington and Tennessee. This goes past the start of the game that is supposed to be on.
3. Then the idiots switch to the end of a game that no one cares about - Cincinnati and Tampa. The end of the game goes on forever, even though no one freaking cares about it.
4. By showing the end of all these games, they're behind on their commercials, so they show a string of a dozen commercials or more. Partway through, the idiots flash on a brief play of a Chiefs punt, but switched into the game after the snap.
5. We finally get to see the Chiefs for a while, after having missed almost exactly half of the first quarter because some freaking idiot has no idea what he's supposed to be doing.
6. They then switch from the Chiefs game so that the four interested viewers nationwide can watch the Jets beat some team that is a shadow of the former Dolphins.
So I'm supposed to be able to watch 60 minutes of Chiefs football, and instead I get about 41 minutes. I want to go shoot someone.