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Over-Head
10-15-2006, 06:35 PM
Someone had to start a thread.

Anyway, We just made 2 first down's in a row, then an incomplete. Go figure. See ya at commercial break. :D

B2chiefsfan
10-15-2006, 06:36 PM
:harumph:

Bill Parcells
10-15-2006, 06:37 PM
How is the reception on that lil ole island lil buddy???

morphius
10-15-2006, 06:39 PM
Raiders driving.

Over-Head
10-15-2006, 06:42 PM
Damn!
We stopped a drive with a punt, then actually made some headway.
Seemís we might actually have a chance of almost looking like we came to play. (I can only wonder when Art's side kick will f**k that up?)
But in the rest of my dream we break our losing streak by giving the Donkís a sound thrashing on the scoreboard.

stumppy
10-15-2006, 06:42 PM
Dear God,

Please let the faiders beat the doncos.

B2chiefsfan
10-15-2006, 06:43 PM
I said in an earlier thread that the Raiduhs would win this one.

Bank on it!!!!:cuss:

Ari Chi3fs
10-15-2006, 06:44 PM
wow, if there were ever a time for a blimp to come crashing into the field....

Bill Parcells
10-15-2006, 06:45 PM
Damn!
We stopped a drive with a punt, then actually made some headway.
Seemís we might actually have a chance of almost looking like we came to play. (I can only wonder when Art's side kick will f**k that up?)
But in the rest of my dream we break our losing streak by giving the Donkís a sound thrashing on the scoreboard.
Damnit al davis :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

WilliamTheIrish
10-15-2006, 06:45 PM
Moss shows his alligator arms.

B2chiefsfan
10-15-2006, 06:45 PM
MISS!!!!

Over-Head
10-15-2006, 06:45 PM
And itís wide.Geeeeeee now why didnít I see that coming?

Over-Head
10-15-2006, 06:47 PM
Dear God,

Please let the faiders beat the doncos.
YOUR rooting for the Fade :eek:
A Chief fan could get banned around here for something like that!

Over-Head
10-15-2006, 06:48 PM
Here it comes

B2chiefsfan
10-15-2006, 06:49 PM
I would give anything to see someone clothsline Plummer on that bootleg.

stumppy
10-15-2006, 06:51 PM
YOUR rooting for the Fade :eek:
A Chief fan could get banned around here for something like that!


Actually my preference is for the blimp crashing into the stadium thing. My 2cnd choice is for the doncos to lose to the worst pro football team EVER.


Hope that clears my first post up for you.:p

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 07:01 PM
I really hate seeing Javon Walker do well. I thought he would've been a good trade for us, and now he's been possessed by the devil and performs acts of evil as one of the walking dead.

Spott
10-15-2006, 07:01 PM
Damn, I didn't know that Al Davis had to walk with a walker. Just like one of those little old ladies in the grocery store.

the Talking Can
10-15-2006, 07:01 PM
Al Davis looked like a stuffed Koalla Bear.

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 07:02 PM
I'm not rooting for the Raiders to win, but I'm strongly rooting for the Broncos to lose.

Dartgod
10-15-2006, 07:12 PM
Why is #96 for Dungver allowed to line up offsides almost every play?

VonneMarie
10-15-2006, 07:12 PM
I hate football.

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 07:16 PM
Why the heck is Irv Eatman the Raiders' offensive line coach? That's treason.

Garcia Bronco
10-15-2006, 07:20 PM
we need this one

FAX
10-15-2006, 07:28 PM
I liked that call. Third and short and they go deep.

Old school raider football.

FAX

Basileus777
10-15-2006, 07:28 PM
We have a Randy Moss sighting.

Over-Head
10-15-2006, 07:29 PM
And Moss with the catch :D

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 07:31 PM
we need this one

Good luck. You'll need it. Unless of course the Raiders didn't suddenly get a whole lot better in the past six days.

Bill Parcells
10-15-2006, 07:32 PM
I am in a predicament here..I dont care who wins..

But..I am on a Chiefs site..Over head is my buddy..but then again so is Garcia and listopencil.. :shake:

I know.. :)

I am going to watch baseball :p :D

FAX
10-15-2006, 07:32 PM
Dang it.

FAX

the Talking Can
10-15-2006, 07:32 PM
I liked that call. Third and short and they go deep.

Old school raider football.

FAX

on 3rd and deep we go short

the Talking Can
10-15-2006, 07:33 PM
sweet INT by Bailey

FAX
10-15-2006, 07:34 PM
on 3rd and deep we go short

ROFL

Some coaches like to stretch the field, Mr. the Talking Can.

Our coach likes to stretch the truth.

FAX

Over-Head
10-15-2006, 07:41 PM
Half time report:


So far, I see brief glimpses of a good game,
then somehow one of the boyís getís nabbed fro something stupid and called for it.

Randy decided to show up tonight, too bad Walters didnít.

Iím happy, even though were losing, but only because I figured the Donkís would be well into double digits by the half.

Art should do something besides stand there with a scowl on his face, and look surprised when something goes wrong.

After tonight weíll be the only winless team in the league.
At least we beat the Chiefs at something!
We suck far worse :thumb:


I wonder if our new HC next year will throw away another top round draft pick?:hmmm:

Adept Havelock
10-15-2006, 07:50 PM
Half time report:


So far, I see brief glimpses of a good game,
then somehow one of the boyís getís nabbed fro something stupid and called for it.

Randy decided to show up tonight, too bad Walters didnít.

Iím happy, even though were losing, but only because I figured the Donkís would be well into double digits by the half.

Art should do something besides stand there with a scowl on his face, and look surprised when something goes wrong.

After tonight weíll be the only winless team in the league.
At least we beat the Chiefs at something!
We suck far worse :thumb:


I wonder if our new HC next year will throw away another top round draft pick?:hmmm:


And with the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select "Diet Pepsi Machine".

the Talking Can
10-15-2006, 07:50 PM
side line reporter just said that Moss was on the sideline trashing "his quarterback"

Iowanian
10-15-2006, 07:51 PM
I hate Denver. I hate Denver fans.

Would anyone else like to see Chump bailey and his 10lb waterhead go helmet to helmet with Lynch?

FAX
10-15-2006, 07:52 PM
Raider Ball!!!!

FAX

oaklandhater
10-15-2006, 07:55 PM
Half time report:


So far, I see brief glimpses of a good game,
then somehow one of the boyís getís nabbed fro something stupid and called for it.

Randy decided to show up tonight, too bad Walters didnít.

Iím happy, even though were losing, but only because I figured the Donkís would be well into double digits by the half.

Art should do something besides stand there with a scowl on his face, and look surprised when something goes wrong.

After tonight weíll be the only winless team in the league.
At least we beat the Chiefs at something!
We suck far worse :thumb:


I wonder if our new HC next year will throw away another top round draft pick?:hmmm:

At least you have a high draft pick the chiefs cant even give us that we will go 7-9 or 8-8.

BigRock
10-15-2006, 07:57 PM
side line reporter just said that Moss was on the sideline trashing "his quarterback"
I rarely pay enough attention to the broadcast to notice, but is Andrea Kramer always this bad? Earlier in the game, she was talking about Jerry Porter getting suspended, except she said "Moss" and Al had to correct her. Then after the Denver drive where Javon Walker had the big catch, she said "we saw Walker's 50 yard TD catch", except it wasn't a TD. And then Al had to bring up the New England game where he did score so she wouldn't look stupid.

I mean, she's not even hot, so if she can't get her stuff straight, why's she there?

Basileus777
10-15-2006, 08:02 PM
If the Raiders weren't such screwups they could have a chance of winning this game. They left 10 points on the board in the first half and are driving.

stevieray
10-15-2006, 08:04 PM
I mean, she's not even hot, so if she can't get her stuff straight, why's she there?

political correctness,

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:19 PM
Nice open space fall down by the receiver on that one.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:21 PM
Really crazy wild ass pass into the bleachers, there.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:21 PM
Excellent example of drop, spin, and curse by the RB.

FAX

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 08:23 PM
11 penalties on Oakland through three quarters.

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:23 PM
Beautiful punt into the endzone to pin the goats on their own 20.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:26 PM
Nice squat, kick, and crumple by the DB. I think he may be a black Russian.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:31 PM
False start, raiders. I think they called a draw and the tackle thought he was supposed to draw a flag.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:34 PM
RB went for the quick fall down. Well executed.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:42 PM
Sapp on the squwush.

FAX

Basileus777
10-15-2006, 08:45 PM
Is the Broncos' offense this bad or are the Raiders actually playing decent defense?

And how many times have the Broncos' defense been offsides and got away with it?

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:47 PM
Is the Broncos' offense this bad or are the Raiders actually playing decent defense? ....

Difficult to tell, Mr. Basileus777. Very difficult.

Running the ol' center stumble and dink in the dirt play, there.

FAX

Basileus777
10-15-2006, 08:50 PM
Fumble... ROFL

Iowanian
10-15-2006, 08:51 PM
If the Raiders were anything above pathetic....they'd be beating Denver at home...right now.

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:51 PM
Fumblooski. Trying to change hands with the ball mid-tackle. They need more work on that technique.

FAX

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:52 PM
If the Raiders were anything above pathetic....they'd be beating Denver at home...right now.

Yep.

FAX

Iowanian
10-15-2006, 08:58 PM
Terdell Body slams taintum fumBELL

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:58 PM
Wow. Amazing pickup-and-smash-to-the-ground-after-the-whistle by Sands draws a flag.

FAX

Bwana
10-15-2006, 08:59 PM
15 yarder on the 'Big Turd' for a WWF like body slam on a donk.

Fruit Ninja
10-15-2006, 08:59 PM
wow, Denver still hasnt gave up a Touch Down this season. Chiefs are in a shitload of trouble.

Basileus777
10-15-2006, 08:59 PM
I'm actually starting to feel bad for the Raiders. Something must be wrong with me.

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 09:00 PM
Lamar Jordan looks like that exterminator guy on Seinfeld.

And that Broncos cheerleader was homely enough that she could be a Chiefs cheerleader.

Fruit Ninja
10-15-2006, 09:01 PM
I'm actually starting to feel bad for the Raiders. Something must be wrong with me.
Its pretty crazy, but after the way the Chiefs played i cant feel bad for them, though i did want them to beat denver.

Fruit Ninja
10-15-2006, 09:02 PM
Hey look the bootleg.

cdcox
10-15-2006, 09:02 PM
The Lamont Jordan cam needs to be a regular feature.

FAX
10-15-2006, 09:03 PM
Al giving the camera and all of America his trademark grimace.

FAX

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 09:03 PM
I wish the Broncos and Chargers would start choking.

FAX
10-15-2006, 09:04 PM
Well, that's another one in the books for the goats.

An impressive victory.

FAX

Fruit Ninja
10-15-2006, 09:07 PM
I wish the Broncos and Chargers would start choking.
They wont choke. They look like very solid teams this year.

Denvers D is amazing, Chargers been amazing on both sides of the ball.

One of them teams will end up 12-4 while the other 10-6

Ugly Duck
10-15-2006, 09:14 PM
Is the Broncos' offense this bad or are the Raiders actually playing decent defense?Raiders D is much better this year..... but the Donks didn't try too hard against them. They didn't have to. Ratboy knew the Raider O was in self-destruct mode & the Donky D would embarrass them.

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 09:16 PM
Raiders D is much better this year..... but the Donks didn't try too hard against them. They didn't have to. Ratboy knew the Raider O was in self-destruct mode & the Donky D would embarrass them.

You're a nice guy, UD, so which would you prefer? Our pity or our smack?

Ugly Duck
10-15-2006, 09:20 PM
You're a nice guy, UD, so which would you prefer? Our pity or our smack?Both would be useless..... RaiderFanz cannot feel any worse than we do right now. The only positive that I saw was that some Raiders got angry at the end of the game. At least that means they care somewhat....

FAX
10-15-2006, 09:22 PM
Both would be useless..... RaiderFanz cannot feel any worse than we do right now. The only positive that I saw was that some Raiders got angry at the end of the game. At least that means they care somewhat....

I thought they played much better, Mr. Ugly Duck.

FAX

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 09:25 PM
I was really hoping that the Raiders could pull out a win. They were down by 10 and driving late in the game, and it would've been cool if they had handed that other team a loss. That other team hasn't really been that impressive despite their record.

Ugly Duck
10-15-2006, 09:27 PM
I thought they played much better, Mr. Ugly Duck.
Th..th.. thank you (sniff).... that was a very kind thing to say...

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 09:29 PM
My worry is that they'll pull out a win against us a la the Chargers back during their 1-15 season. They were bad tonight, but they were in the game.

listopencil
10-15-2006, 10:12 PM
The Lamont Jordan cam needs to be a regular feature.


I was hoping someone got a pic or video of that...

listopencil
10-15-2006, 10:15 PM
Is the Broncos' offense this bad or are the Raiders actually playing decent defense?

And how many times have the Broncos' defense been offsides and got away with it?

I was freaking out when OAK had a third and one near there own end and one of our D-Linemen lined up with his foot obviously over the ball. OAK ended up calling a time out and got that bomb to Moss. I wish we would have just given them the first instead.

Florida_Bronco
10-15-2006, 10:33 PM
I hate Denver. I hate Denver fans.

Would anyone else like to see Chump bailey and his 10lb waterhead go helmet to helmet with Lynch?

That's OK man, it's not unusual to hate those who are superior to you.