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Rain Man
10-15-2006, 08:08 PM
That commercial shows the pickup being pulled into the lake by the Loch Ness Monster, and then the monster throws it out up against the rocks, and it's fine. However, a little disclaimer shows up at the bottom that says something like "Demo only. This is not an accurate depiction of the crash capabilities of the Toyota."

I hate these new computer graphics. I was thinking it was actual footage.

Simplex3
10-15-2006, 08:10 PM
It is actual footage but the NSA made them put that disclaimer on there so that we wouldn't find out that we relocated the Area 51 aliens to Loch Ness.

Bill Parcells
10-15-2006, 08:10 PM
:LOL:

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 08:13 PM
All they're doing is covering their rears in the event that a Loch Ness monster throws a pickup up against some rocks and kills someone. I'll bet they haven't even done any testing on it.

Simplex3
10-15-2006, 08:14 PM
See, that giant metal car eating thing from Mars that was discovered by the rover can't even destroy one.

plbrdude
10-15-2006, 08:15 PM
hmmm i've still been waitin for a meteorite to hit the guy's down the street to see how it came through it.

Count Alex's Wins
10-15-2006, 08:15 PM
I've been to Loch Ness twice. I didn't see a monster.

FAX
10-15-2006, 08:16 PM
But, who wants to drive LNM spit up?

FAX

jjjayb
10-15-2006, 08:18 PM
I've been to Loch Ness twice. I didn't see a monster.

Why didn't you just look at your reflection in the water?

Dartgod
10-15-2006, 08:18 PM
I've been to Loch Ness twice. I didn't see a monster.
What about a Toyota? Have you seen one there?

I'll bet you haven't and I bet I know why.

KC Jones
10-15-2006, 08:19 PM
After footage like that I think the burden of proof is on Nessy regardless of the disclaimer.

Count Alex's Wins
10-15-2006, 08:19 PM
What about a Toyota? Have you seen one there?

I'll bet you haven't and I bet I know why.

I never really paid attention to cars when I was younger. We had a Volvo, anyway.

Count Alex's Wins
10-15-2006, 08:20 PM
Nessie isn't real, but other sea monsters are. Look out for the Kraken. I hear he will appear when you least expect him.

The Kraken
10-15-2006, 08:22 PM
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

GRBLBLRBLEGRABLEBLUBLE*


*loose translation - I eat Nessie for breakfast.

ENDelt260
10-15-2006, 09:08 PM
Wow. Way to save a gimmick account.

DaneMcCloud
10-15-2006, 09:52 PM
Considering I saw Bigfoot make a catch today, an actual Loch Ness monster sighting should happen by the end of the month.