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Rain Man
10-15-2006, 07:08 PM
That commercial shows the pickup being pulled into the lake by the Loch Ness Monster, and then the monster throws it out up against the rocks, and it's fine. However, a little disclaimer shows up at the bottom that says something like "Demo only. This is not an accurate depiction of the crash capabilities of the Toyota."

I hate these new computer graphics. I was thinking it was actual footage.

Simplex3
10-15-2006, 07:10 PM
It is actual footage but the NSA made them put that disclaimer on there so that we wouldn't find out that we relocated the Area 51 aliens to Loch Ness.

D2112
10-15-2006, 07:10 PM
:LOL:

Rain Man
10-15-2006, 07:13 PM
All they're doing is covering their rears in the event that a Loch Ness monster throws a pickup up against some rocks and kills someone. I'll bet they haven't even done any testing on it.

Simplex3
10-15-2006, 07:14 PM
See, that giant metal car eating thing from Mars that was discovered by the rover can't even destroy one.

plbrdude
10-15-2006, 07:15 PM
hmmm i've still been waitin for a meteorite to hit the guy's down the street to see how it came through it.

ASS11
10-15-2006, 07:15 PM
I've been to Loch Ness twice. I didn't see a monster.

FAX
10-15-2006, 07:16 PM
But, who wants to drive LNM spit up?

FAX

jjjayb
10-15-2006, 07:18 PM
I've been to Loch Ness twice. I didn't see a monster.

Why didn't you just look at your reflection in the water?

Dartgod
10-15-2006, 07:18 PM
I've been to Loch Ness twice. I didn't see a monster.
What about a Toyota? Have you seen one there?

I'll bet you haven't and I bet I know why.

KC Jones
10-15-2006, 07:19 PM
After footage like that I think the burden of proof is on Nessy regardless of the disclaimer.

ASS11
10-15-2006, 07:19 PM
What about a Toyota? Have you seen one there?

I'll bet you haven't and I bet I know why.

I never really paid attention to cars when I was younger. We had a Volvo, anyway.

ASS11
10-15-2006, 07:20 PM
Nessie isn't real, but other sea monsters are. Look out for the Kraken. I hear he will appear when you least expect him.

The Kraken
10-15-2006, 07:22 PM
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

GRBLBLRBLEGRABLEBLUBLE*


*loose translation - I eat Nessie for breakfast.

ENDelt260
10-15-2006, 08:08 PM
Wow. Way to save a gimmick account.

DaneMcCloud
10-15-2006, 08:52 PM
Considering I saw Bigfoot make a catch today, an actual Loch Ness monster sighting should happen by the end of the month.