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Nzoner
10-16-2006, 10:17 AM
To any of you out there who work your ass off so that your employees have a job,to you that watch all that hard earned money go from your hand to the taxman,the insurance man,the landlord or the bank and lastly but not least the fockin computer repair man,I toast you on this great day when hopefully we as bosses get some appreciation and I also feel your pain.

My secretary got me a funny card with a $50 bill in it.

chief52
10-16-2006, 10:18 AM
If you were my boss I would bring you cookies...

Nzoner
10-16-2006, 10:23 AM
If you were my boss I would bring you cookies...

Kiss ass :D

StcChief
10-16-2006, 10:25 AM
Spoken like a True boss :p

Paging Halmark....
Still waiting for.... National Software Developers Day. :)

4th and Long
10-16-2006, 10:25 AM
Hooray. It's bosshole day. Whoopie.

Nzoner
10-16-2006, 10:27 AM
Hooray. It's bosshole day. Whoopie.

You could use one of chief52's cookies.

4th and Long
10-16-2006, 10:34 AM
You could use one of chief52's cookies.
LMAO
Nah. I have a healthy apple sitting here. Of course, I'm about to decrease it's health properties by dipping it in caramel, but still ... :D

sedated
10-16-2006, 10:37 AM
I'd like to send my warmest regards to my boss:

f*ck you, you slave-driving penis-hole.

and yes, I was the one that put that pube on your diet dr. pepper can

Rain Man
10-16-2006, 10:37 AM
I love Boss's Day. This is the one day of the year when my employees let me know that they appreciate me and care about everything I do for them. Either that, or they'll ignore me like they usually do.

I'll keep y'all updated.

10:41, and nothing yet. I'll bet they're going to surprise me at the staff meeting at 11:00.

Kyle401
10-16-2006, 10:38 AM
If you were my boss, I would ask you to stop telling me that story about your "lump."

Bugeater
10-16-2006, 10:42 AM
I fired my boss about a month ago.

chief52
10-16-2006, 10:44 AM
You could use one of chief52's cookies.

They work well on glaucoma...

banyon
10-16-2006, 10:46 AM
Did I miss when Hallmark invented this holiday?

StcChief
10-16-2006, 10:48 AM
They work well on glaucoma...

Don't forget the 'random drug test' later :p

Rain Man
10-16-2006, 10:54 AM
Did I miss when Hallmark invented this holiday?

Don't ruin my special day.

chiefqueen
10-16-2006, 11:12 AM
Did I miss when Hallmark invented this holiday?

When they wanted a bigger bottom (line).

Nzoner
10-16-2006, 11:31 PM
If you were my boss, I would ask you to stop telling me that story about your "lump."

heh,believe me you don't even want tp know the sequel,i'm goingto try and stay drunk fior a week so i don't think about it.

Demonpenz
10-16-2006, 11:33 PM
everyday is boss day where i work

Nzoner
10-16-2006, 11:35 PM
everyday is boss day where i work

your ass will be in st joe on sat right?

Demonpenz
10-16-2006, 11:38 PM
your ass will be in st joe on sat right?
I don't know yet.

Nzoner
10-16-2006, 11:41 PM
I don't know yet.

it's cool I'm adding an o0verage on beer and food for those who don't know yt.

Demonpenz
10-16-2006, 11:43 PM
i will make a donation reguardless.

ChiefFan31
10-17-2006, 02:52 AM
Note to my new boss on Bosses Day.

Yes our cool kickass boss got fired in a round about way for speaking his mind (very short version). I know you plotted against him when he was out. We all know it. That being said its okay...shit happens, your not so bad on a personal level.

Now quit being such a pussy and stick up for us. It okay to actually stand up for yourself and not let our department get shit on. Kthnx




Thanks for giving me a venue to vent :D Cool bosses Rock!

ExtremeChief
10-17-2006, 06:51 AM
Our department secretary bought us all lunch. Thanks!
















you better be reading this at home and not surfing the internet at work

ROYC75
10-17-2006, 08:03 AM
I guess if I expect something I better go out and get it .......

Rain Man
10-17-2006, 12:56 PM
Lunch came and went and nobody invited me, so I figured that they were planning a little surprise thing in the afternoon. You know, some cake, some punch, maybe a stripper or two.

Nothing really happened in the afternoon, either, so I thought maybe it would be an end-of-day happy hour. You know, maybe go out for some beer, some wings, maybe a stripper or two.

Nothing really happened after work, though, so I'm thinking they've got one of those surprises planned today that jolts me because I think they've forgotten about me.

4th and Long
10-17-2006, 01:52 PM
Lunch came and went and nobody invited me, so I figured that they were planning a little surprise thing in the afternoon. You know, some cake, some punch, maybe a stripper or two.

Nothing really happened in the afternoon, either, so I thought maybe it would be an end-of-day happy hour. You know, maybe go out for some beer, some wings, maybe a stripper or two.

Nothing really happened after work, though, so I'm thinking they've got one of those surprises planned today that jolts me because I think they've forgotten about me.
Correct me if I am mistaken but doesn't your wife work with you? :spock:

Dark Horse
10-17-2006, 02:15 PM
You know it's funny, everyone thinks that they themselves are the most honest, hardworking, knowledeable employees and have great attitudes. But what if you really are the one who is a worthless, lazy, stupid waste of payroll and everyone else is just to nice to tell you?

Rain Man
10-17-2006, 02:27 PM
Correct me if I am mistaken but doesn't your wife work with you? :spock:

You think that's what's stopping them?

4th and Long
10-17-2006, 02:41 PM
You think that's what's stopping them?
mmmmcould beeeeee ...

bogie
10-17-2006, 02:48 PM
You think that's what's stopping them?

What your wife didn't tell you is that all your employees had a party for her because we all know, she's really the boss.

Rain Man
10-17-2006, 02:52 PM
If that had happened, I'd think I would've at least heard the stripper music.