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luv
10-18-2006, 12:10 PM
Ideas for ways to celebrate?

joesomebody
10-18-2006, 12:12 PM
When in doubt, Vegas is always a good way to celebrate anything. Except maybe graduating A.A. or the equivilant to Gambling Addictions.

el borracho
10-18-2006, 12:13 PM
Go to Carousel for renewal.

StcChief
10-18-2006, 12:13 PM
One word: Dirty Thirty

Count Zarth
10-18-2006, 12:13 PM
Spinster.

way2kalm
10-18-2006, 12:13 PM
Ideas for ways to celebrate?

How soon?

DMAC
10-18-2006, 12:14 PM
Go to the barn swings!

luv
10-18-2006, 12:15 PM
How soon?
11/15

I know it's still almost a month away. I'm in the midst of apartment hunting. I guess I could think about it while I'm packing. There's just not much to do around here.

Rain Man
10-18-2006, 12:17 PM
Hold a funeral party and wake for your youth.

stumppy
10-18-2006, 12:17 PM
Treat yourself to a vacation with stumppy cruise lines.

Once you see the brochure you'll want to sign up for the entire round the world vacation package.


:)

ChiTown
10-18-2006, 12:18 PM
I wish I was going to be turning 30.

Come to think of it, I believe I've got a corn on my foot that's about 30 yrs old................

milkman
10-18-2006, 12:21 PM
Spinster.

Richard Simmons' boytoy.

HemiEd
10-18-2006, 12:21 PM
I heard Everclear and Gatoraide is great drink!

Easy 6
10-18-2006, 12:23 PM
Start looking forward to the wonderful world of back pains and creaks that you didnt notice before.

siberian khatru
10-18-2006, 12:23 PM
Go to Carousel for renewal.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

luv
10-18-2006, 12:24 PM
Start looking forward to the wonderful world of back pains and creaks that you didnt notice before.
I already have sciatica.

Mr. Laz
10-18-2006, 12:24 PM
dirty,sweaty monkey sex




i can volunteer my services if needed. :fire:

Fish
10-18-2006, 12:24 PM
I have about 2 months till 30... dreading this as well.

I think I might treat myself to a really expensive dinner... somewhere....

PastorMikH
10-18-2006, 12:25 PM
Just remember Luv, if you feel like your internal clock is ticking down and are getting concerned, you can always settle for gochiefs as a husband.


:)

MOhillbilly
10-18-2006, 12:25 PM
Crazyhorse

15$ couch dances.

luv
10-18-2006, 12:25 PM
Hold a funeral party and wake for your youth.
Leave it to Rain Man to come up with a creative idea I can work with.

Rep.

Count Zarth
10-18-2006, 12:25 PM
Not a chance.

PastorMikH
10-18-2006, 12:26 PM
Start looking forward to the wonderful world of back pains and creaks that you didnt notice before.


Oh, and when you don't hurt too bad the day after a good workout, that doesn't mean you are in shape. It just means that the real pain will fully arrive in a couple more days.

kc rush
10-18-2006, 12:27 PM
Not a chance.

He's saving himself for Moooo.

ChiTown
10-18-2006, 12:27 PM
Just remember Luv, if you feel like your internal clock is ticking down and are getting concerned, you can always settle for gochiefs as a husband.


:)

I think suicide would be a better alternative, don't you?

luv
10-18-2006, 12:27 PM
Just remember Luv, if you feel like your internal clock is ticking down and are getting concerned, you can always settle for gochiefs as a husband.


:)
I'd rather be a spinster, tyvm.

And besides, I keep hearing that 30 is the new 20 and that I don't have to worry about becoming a spinster until I'm 40.

morphius
10-18-2006, 12:28 PM
I'd rather be a spinster, tyvm.

And besides, I keep hearing that 30 is the new 20 and that I don't have to worry about becoming a spinster until I'm 40.
30 is not the new 20, they are lying to you! Run! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!

PastorMikH
10-18-2006, 12:31 PM
Not a chance.


Wrong gender?


:)

luv
10-18-2006, 12:32 PM
I'm thinking about going to the Raiders game the weekend after my birthday. Maybe a tailgate party?

Count Zarth
10-18-2006, 12:33 PM
Wrong gender?


:)

She's too old. :)

greg63
10-18-2006, 12:34 PM
I'm thinking about going to the Raiders game the weekend after my birthday. Maybe a tailgate party?

I'm jealous. :D

Fish
10-18-2006, 12:35 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/1/c/81c2114d11647e33ce62c60a7e785c71.jpg

Rooster
10-18-2006, 12:38 PM
Just remember Luv, if you feel like your internal clock is ticking down and are getting concerned, you can always settle for gochiefs as a husband.


:)

OH NO... She doesn't have a terminal illness... It's just her 30th birthday. :)

way2kalm
10-18-2006, 12:38 PM
11/15

I know it's still almost a month away. I'm in the midst of apartment hunting. I guess I could think about it while I'm packing. There's just not much to do around here.

I'll be 30 11/24. No big deal, it will be like turning 20 to me. And no, turning 30 does not mean you are old...that would be turning 40.

luv
10-18-2006, 12:39 PM
I'll be 30 11/24. No big deal, it will be like turning 20 to me. And no, turning 30 does not mean you are old...that would be turning 40.
LOL

Until we're turning 40, then it will be 50.

greg63
10-18-2006, 12:44 PM
I'll be 30 11/24. No big deal, it will be like turning 20 to me. And no, turning 30 does not mean you are old...that would be turning 40.

:deevee: I'm old!!!!

Adept Havelock
10-18-2006, 12:48 PM
Go to Carousel for renewal.

:LOL:

It beats being gunned down as a runner, I guess

.

chagrin
10-18-2006, 12:48 PM
HRA, Planet Bash, be there!

way2kalm
10-18-2006, 12:49 PM
LOL

Until we're turning 40, then it will be 50.

There you go! Exactly. Physically, I feel the same now as I felt when I was 18.

chagrin
10-18-2006, 12:50 PM
I'll be 30 11/24. No big deal, it will be like turning 20 to me. And no, turning 30 does not mean you are old...that would be turning 40.

I anxiously await your "35" post, heh

BIG_DADDY
10-18-2006, 12:54 PM
Get a couple good looking guys, a can of whip cream and make yourself desert.

Count Zarth
10-18-2006, 12:56 PM
Get a couple good looking guys, a can of whip cream and make yourself desert.

She just needs the can of whipped cream.

Rooster
10-18-2006, 12:56 PM
Just FYI Luv. When I turned thirty my chest began to sag a lot. Not to mention I'm a guy so you can imagine the embarrassment. :rolleyes:

Easy 6
10-18-2006, 01:00 PM
Just FYI Luv. When I turned thirty my chest began to sag a lot. Not to mention I'm a guy so you can imagine the embarrassment. :rolleyes:
Doooooooooo your boobs hang low, do they jiggle to n fro :)

milkman
10-18-2006, 01:02 PM
Just FYI Luv. When I turned thirty my chest began to sag a lot. Not to mention I'm a guy so you can imagine the embarrassment. :rolleyes:

They have underwire bras for that.

DMAC
10-18-2006, 01:08 PM
Doooooooooo your boobs hang low, do they wobble to n fro :)Fixed your post...get it right next time:p

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-18-2006, 01:10 PM
Breast implants.

luv
10-18-2006, 01:10 PM
Get a couple good looking guys, a can of whip cream and make yourself desert.
One would be good enough for me.

luv
10-18-2006, 01:11 PM
Breast implants.
For me? Don't need 'em.

ptlyon
10-18-2006, 01:12 PM
Reading post #47 and 48 in succession is pretty hilarious...

luv
10-18-2006, 01:13 PM
Reading post #47 and 48 in succession is pretty hilarious...
That actually made me laugh out loud. ROFL

BIG_DADDY
10-18-2006, 01:13 PM
One would be good enough for me.

Well it's the big 30 right? :shrug: Might as well splurge.

luv
10-18-2006, 01:14 PM
Well it's the big 30 right? :shrug: Might as well splurge.
I don't know...the thought of two guys makes me question the guys. I can see your point though.

DMAC
10-18-2006, 01:16 PM
Well let's see, things to do in Springfield:

1. See a movie

2. Go to a bar

3. Go bowling

4. Play pool

5. Go to Illusions (Hey! You work right next door!)

6. Go out to eat

7. Order a pizza

8. Go down to Branson and see Shoji!

9. Barnswings

10. Go to a high school party

--Looks like you should leave town, Luv.

BIG_DADDY
10-18-2006, 01:16 PM
I don't know...the thought of two guys makes me question the guys. I can see your point though.

Have you at least purchased the can of whipped cream?

Rain Man
10-18-2006, 01:25 PM
Leave it to Rain Man to come up with a creative idea I can work with.

Rep.

Gosh. I was just trying to be mean.

Rain Man
10-18-2006, 01:27 PM
I'll be 30 11/24. No big deal, it will be like turning 20 to me. And no, turning 30 does not mean you are old...that would be turning 40.

You'll be 30.458?

Jenson71
10-18-2006, 01:30 PM
I already have sciatica.

Ban luv if she keeps telling us about her "new STD of the week".

siberian khatru
10-18-2006, 01:32 PM
Well let's see, things to do in Springfield:

1. See a movie

2. Go to a bar

3. Go bowling

4. Play pool

5. Go to Illusions (Hey! You work right next door!)

6. Go out to eat

7. Order a pizza

8. Go down to Branson and see Shoji!

9. Barnswings

10. Go to a high school party

--Looks like you should leave town, Luv.


You left out No. 11: Swing with Jenny and Jim.

luv
10-18-2006, 01:34 PM
Ban luv if she keeps telling us about her "new STD of the week".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sciatica

Might want to pay close attention to the Causes section.

:)

DMAC
10-18-2006, 01:35 PM
You left out No. 11: Swing with Jenny and Jim.I just figured they would be at the high school party.

luv
10-18-2006, 01:36 PM
Gosh. I was just trying to be mean.
You don't think something like that might be fun? Have everyone dress in black....I'd have to come up with some way to include alcohol.

4th and Long
10-18-2006, 01:36 PM
No one said Gatorade yet? Man, ... you people are slippin'.

Redrum_69
10-18-2006, 01:39 PM
I have an idea...

Spend a night on the town with Redrum_69, bring your mom too.

luv
10-18-2006, 01:40 PM
No one said Gatorade yet? Man, ... you people are slippin'.

Yes, they have. But I'm surprised it's only been one.

I heard Everclear and Gatoraide is great drink!

HemiEd
10-18-2006, 01:40 PM
No one said Gatorade yet? Man, ... you people are slippin'.


Post 13. :PPL:

Rain Man
10-18-2006, 01:41 PM
You don't think something like that might be fun? Have everyone dress in black....I'd have to come up with some way to include alcohol.

Make it an Irish wake?

I think it'd be fun. Perhaps you can make a little fake coffin and put your high school graduation photo in it. Then you can have friends give eulogies about things you did when you were young that you wouldn't do now.

4th and Long
10-18-2006, 01:43 PM
Post 13. :PPL:
My bad. :D

luv
10-18-2006, 01:44 PM
Make it an Irish wake?

I think it'd be fun. Perhaps you can make a little fake coffin and put your high school graduation photo in it. Then you can have friends give eulogies about things you did when you were young that you wouldn't do now.
The drunker people got, the more interesting the stories would get. I just couldn't invite my oldest friend. She has waaaay to many stories to tell.

trndobrd
10-18-2006, 01:46 PM
A bottle of Jim Beam, a .357 Mag revolver, three packs of Lucky Strikes and about 8 hours sitting on the couch watching the Preview Channel trying to figure out how you got to 30 until you finally pass out.


...good times.

Rooster
10-18-2006, 01:55 PM
I would get a six pack of Zima, pop some popcorn, and rent season one of Happy Days. It doesn't get anymore fun than that. :)

Rain Man
10-18-2006, 01:56 PM
A bottle of Jim Beam, a .357 Mag revolver, three packs of Lucky Strikes and about 8 hours sitting on the couch watching the Preview Channel trying to figure out how you got to 30 until you finally pass out.


...good times.

Those were the days.

StcChief
10-18-2006, 02:05 PM
30 not bad, (barely remember it) ....

31 is worse because then you know you are in your 30s.....

Warrior5
10-18-2006, 02:11 PM
I'm thinking about going to the Raiders game the weekend after my birthday. Maybe a tailgate party?

Best idea...Raider-Hater week, the atmosphere will be great, lots of Planeteers present, and one of the few Chief wins this year.

Simplex3
10-18-2006, 03:12 PM
She's too old. :)
Older women can teach you things. Things that feel good.

Simplex3
10-18-2006, 03:17 PM
You don't think something like that might be fun? Have everyone dress in black....I'd have to come up with some way to include alcohol.
Make it an Irish Catholic wake. Duh.

MOhillbilly
10-18-2006, 03:17 PM
i could sell you into slavery.

mikey23545
10-18-2006, 03:56 PM
11/15

I know it's still almost a month away. I'm in the midst of apartment hunting. I guess I could think about it while I'm packing. There's just not much to do around here.

What a near coincidence...On 11/28 I'll turn 50!

Any chance you like older men?
:)

Count Zarth
10-18-2006, 04:02 PM
Older women can teach you things. Things that feel good.

Marriage is not based on pleasure.

Rain Man
10-18-2006, 04:02 PM
i could sell you into slavery.


I've been thinking that I need some live-in domestic help. Do you have a catalog?

BIG_DADDY
10-18-2006, 04:08 PM
I've been thinking that I need some live-in domestic help. Do you have a catalog?
ROFL

Dave Lane
10-18-2006, 05:21 PM
Go to Carousel for renewal.


Nice Logans Run reference!

Dave

|Zach|
10-18-2006, 05:23 PM
I hit Brew Co for my last birthday...

Blast.

Fruit Ninja
10-18-2006, 07:42 PM
Ideas for ways to celebrate?
I had my 30 last month, it kinda sucked, nothign differnt but telling people hey i turned 30 lol

Skip Towne
10-18-2006, 08:08 PM
I turn 62 next June. It is the best birthday of all. 16 was good for drivers license, 21 was good for alcohol, 25 was good for reduced insurance rates. But at 62 the gubment starts sending you a check every month. For doing nothing! Yeah!!

Bill Parcells
10-18-2006, 08:14 PM
I turn 62 next June. It is the best birthday of all. 16 was good for drivers license, 21 was good for alcohol, 25 was good for reduced insurance rates. But at 62 the gubment starts sending you a check every month. For doing nothing! Yeah!!
I will be 62 in 21 years...

30 was a landmark bday..I threw a massive bash for that one..39 was the last Bday I celebrated..the celebrating gets old after a while

Otter
10-18-2006, 08:22 PM
Hangovers last alot longer and grey hair starts sneaking up on you. Besides that I've been doing pretty good.

Halloween is coming up, get a bunch of friends get dressed up and get shitfaced. A couple of years ago 4 of us got together and dressed up as The Sweathogs from 'Welcome Back Kotter' and had a freakin' blast.

Great conversation starter for any potential hotties.

Have a good one.

old_geezer
10-18-2006, 08:29 PM
I will be 62 in 21 years...

30 was a landmark bday..I threw a massive bash for that one..39 was the last Bday I celebrated..the celebrating gets old after a while

So does the celebrator :skip:

Simplex3
10-18-2006, 08:36 PM
Marriage is not based on pleasure.
Things that feel good have been known to happen outside of wedlock.

Simplex3
10-18-2006, 08:38 PM
I turn 62 next June. It is the best birthday of all. 16 was good for drivers license, 21 was good for alcohol, 25 was good for reduced insurance rates. But at 62 the gubment starts sending you a check every month. For doing nothing! Yeah!!
I can assure you that by the time I turn 62 the govt won't be sending me jack s**t because greedy pricks in your generation have stolen it all thanks to the greedy pricks the imbicils in this country keep electing so that the elected morons will send the greedy pricks more of other people's money.

Bill Parcells
10-18-2006, 08:42 PM
So does the celebrator :skip:
Heh.. :D

Skip Towne
10-18-2006, 08:43 PM
I can assure you that by the time I turn 62 the govt won't be sending me jack s**t because greedy pricks in your generation have stolen it all thanks to the greedy pricks the imbicils in this country keep electing so that the elected morons will send the greedy pricks more of other people's money.
Simplex, you need to learn about life. The strong always feed off the weak. Me = strong. You = weak. Thanks for the monthly check, chump.

Skip Towne
10-18-2006, 08:48 PM
I just read a blurb today that said SS drawers got a 3.3 % raise this year. So the average recepient now gets $1, 044 per month. What a great country this is!!!!

Count Zarth
10-18-2006, 08:49 PM
Imagine if you died before you could collect. Hahahaha!

Skip Towne
10-18-2006, 08:51 PM
Imagine if you died before you could collect. Hahahaha!
You'll never get any of it either way. Hahahahahaha.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-18-2006, 09:45 PM
I will be 62 in 21 years...

30 was a landmark bday..I threw a massive bash for that one..39 was the last Bday I celebrated..the celebrating gets old after a while
I honestly can't remember the last birthday I "celebrated". I never even talk about mine, and no one else is allowed to either.

Halfcan
10-18-2006, 09:53 PM
I spent my 30th in Vegas and the MGM Grand-came home 2 k richer after hitting a HUGE jackpot on my Bday.

Guru
10-18-2006, 10:00 PM
Nah, it is just another year. NO biggie.

Halfcan
10-18-2006, 10:34 PM
Come up to Indep. Luv-I have a big package... I mean present for ya!

Guru
10-18-2006, 10:37 PM
Come up to Indep. Luv-I have a big package... I mean present for ya!


NO! No more online relationships. :banghead:

luv
10-18-2006, 11:52 PM
NO! No more online relationships. :banghead:
I don't think he's looking for a relationship...lol.

Guru
10-18-2006, 11:53 PM
I don't think he's looking for a relationship...lol.

Depends on his definition of "relationship" :)

SPchief
10-18-2006, 11:54 PM
I don't think he's looking for a relationship...lol.


Isn't that what Moooo said?

luv
10-18-2006, 11:55 PM
Things that feel good have been known to happen outside of wedlock.
Yeah. You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it, would you?

luv
10-18-2006, 11:56 PM
Isn't that what Moooo said?
I learn from my mistakes. I also move on.

Simplex3
10-19-2006, 12:03 AM
Simplex, you need to learn about life. The strong always feed off the weak. Me = strong. You = weak. Thanks for the monthly check, chump.
You haven't checked my tax returns. I don't pay in enough to cover you, much less anyone else. Seems some of my businesses lose money every year. It's a damn shame, really.

greg63
10-19-2006, 12:42 AM
Depends on his definition of "relationship" :)

I think he is speaking of a very close relationship with his body in relationship to hers. :D