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Phobia
10-18-2006, 10:45 PM
Here's my latest. Enjoy: http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=2&c=580931

KC Dan
10-18-2006, 10:47 PM
My goodness - Is this the Phobia spam board or Chiefsplanet?

:)

Phobia
10-18-2006, 10:55 PM
Just read it and tell the people you liked it. Jeesh.

stumppy
10-18-2006, 10:56 PM
Just read it and tell the people you liked it. Jeesh.


Gimme a dollar.

stumppy
10-18-2006, 11:35 PM
OK OK, I'll go first.


Excellent article Phil. Seems you've really found your calling. If WPI doesn't have you under contract I'd be shopping those skills around. Radio maybe. Who knows ???? You're a handsome fellow, the major networks are always looking for good looking top notch writers. Or so I hear.






Can I have my dollar now ? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/smilies/big-grin.gif (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&s=#)






On a serious note. I liked it. The old timers vs youngsters seemed like a pretty good comparison.

mikey23545
10-19-2006, 05:46 AM
Good read, you spamming asshat.

Bob Dole
10-19-2006, 05:54 AM
Strange. The Drury in Austin has that site blocked too.

It's some sort of conspiracy.

ChiefsFan4Life
10-19-2006, 05:54 AM
Nice article - I liked the comparison of old vs. young

Count Zarth
10-19-2006, 07:02 AM
I think Phil would be good on the radio. He has a decent voice for it.

Kclee
10-19-2006, 07:17 AM
I think Phil would be good on the radio. He has a decent voice for it.


And a good face for it. :)



Good article. I give it a 5+5.

greg63
10-19-2006, 07:57 AM
Nice read Phil! :thumb:

Easy 6
10-19-2006, 08:09 AM
I think you said, in a more in depth & eloquent way, what i have been saying for a couple days. There are no magic potions, no gaurantees or easy answers in the NFL. Its our right as fans to second guess the decisions, but that does not make us right. It is way to soon to tell if Herm, Gun and Mike (Father, Son & Holy Ghost :) ) will fail or succeed. Though at 5'9" 190 i STILL think i can block better than Jack Black.

StcChief
10-19-2006, 08:23 AM
Nice analogy with Old guys/ young bucks....

would be nice to have some old guys get the job done for Chiefs this week.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 04:08 PM
I think I have another column coming out tomorrow. If they let me publish it.

Short Leash Hootie
10-19-2006, 04:14 PM
Here's my question for everyone...

Why do you need a good face for the radio?! I can see why you'd need one for TV, but you can't friggin' see who's talking over the radio!

I don't think Jim Rome is ugly by any means, but I was shocked the first time I saw him on TV. I pictured a totally different person...

I think I'm gay, by the way. (Rhymed.)

Halfcan
10-19-2006, 04:14 PM
Good one-much better than anything whitlock has ever done.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 04:21 PM
Here's my question for everyone...

Why do you need a good face for the radio?! I can see why you'd need one for TV, but you can't friggin' see who's talking over the radio!

I don't think Jim Rome is ugly by any means, but I was shocked the first time I saw him on TV. I pictured a totally different person...

I think I'm gay, by the way. (Rhymed.)

That's the joke. "You have a good face for radio" = a way to say somebody is ugly. We didn't know you were gay when we asked you to write for Warpaint. Gochiefs will be impressed.

Short Leash Hootie
10-19-2006, 04:22 PM
That's the joke. "You have a good face for radio" = a way to say somebody is ugly. We didn't know you were gay when we asked you to write for Warpaint. Gochiefs will be impressed.
Oooooh. I get it. I'm a little slow.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 04:22 PM
Good one-much better than anything whitlock has ever done.

You might not like him, but he's an incredible writer. Tomorrow's article will have a Whitlock flava.... if they let me publish it.

Count Zarth
10-19-2006, 04:22 PM
I knew there was something about him. I was just drawn to him.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 04:22 PM
Oooooh. I get it. I'm a little slow.

You also have a good face for radio.

Short Leash Hootie
10-19-2006, 04:22 PM
I watch Mike and Mike on the Radio every morning...that little piece of hair that flips over Greeny's ear pisses me off, everyday.

Short Leash Hootie
10-19-2006, 04:24 PM
I don't know if anyone watches Baseball Tonight, but Tino Martinez has to be the worst analyst on television.

Short Leash Hootie
10-19-2006, 04:25 PM
Ok back to the article...excellent!

bogie
10-19-2006, 04:26 PM
I read every word. That's saying a lot for me. Very entertaining read. On a scale of 1 - 10, I give it a 9.5. I'd give it a 10 but there were too many gray areas.

Donger
10-19-2006, 04:31 PM
What was that article about?

J Diddy
10-19-2006, 04:32 PM
What was that article about?


I think it has something to do with math.

Calcountry
10-19-2006, 04:49 PM
I liked it, except you left out the part about how the young'ins came back and steamrolled your tired old back aching butts in the second half.

Deberg_1990
10-19-2006, 04:59 PM
Youve done better Phil.

ChiefsfaninPA
10-19-2006, 05:10 PM
Good article.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 08:14 PM
I liked it, except you left out the part about how the young'ins came back and steamrolled your tired old back aching butts in the second half.

Actually, that's not true. We were up 18 TD's to 3 when the clock struck 3:00 and we went in to turn on the Chiefs.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 08:16 PM
What was that article about?

It was about a lot of different stuff, which is what that format is.... Some negative, some positive = balanced coverage.

JBucc
10-19-2006, 08:19 PM
Nice article.




















FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Easy 6
10-19-2006, 08:24 PM
Nice article.

LMAO..... that should have been delivered by Brock.


















FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Donger
10-19-2006, 08:28 PM
It was about a lot of different stuff, which is what that format is.... Some negative, some positive = balanced coverage.

Sorry, but I started thinking of monkeys about a 1/4 of the way into it. Or, maybe it was monkies.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 08:29 PM
Sorry, but I started thinking of monkeys about a 1/4 of the way into it. Or, maybe it was monkies.

This is exactly what I was going for. Thank you for the feedback.

Count Zarth
10-19-2006, 08:31 PM
WPI - your leading media outlet for Monkey-related Chiefs news.

Donger
10-19-2006, 08:41 PM
WPI - your leading media outlet for Monkey-related Chiefs news.

Poo-throwing, at its finest.

JBucc
10-19-2006, 09:24 PM
Nice article.

FOR ME TO POOP ON!I just realized that was my 7,000th post. Congratulate me.

Phobia
10-19-2006, 09:26 PM
You completely wasted it.