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Rain Man
10-20-2006, 09:19 AM
Is this one of those scenarios where everyone on earth but me disappeared? I can't see anyone around. Hello? Hello?

If I really am the last person on earth, perhaps I should go across the street to the movie theater and eat the popcorn before it goes bad. Maybe I can figure out how the projectors work, too.

Fish
10-20-2006, 09:21 AM
The hatch imploded..... the Others took them....

siberian khatru
10-20-2006, 09:21 AM
I hope your last pair of glasses doesn't break.

http://www.rodserling.com/images/pubTimeEnough01.jpg

scott free
10-20-2006, 09:23 AM
Lets go loot the mall!!!

ptlyon
10-20-2006, 09:27 AM
I'm here Kevin!

Well, sorta.

DMAC
10-20-2006, 09:32 AM
The hatch imploded..... the Others took them....But they are ok. They are eating fish biscuits.

Otter
10-20-2006, 09:33 AM
Meet me in San Francisco. I'm going to the Lincon Harbor Yacht Club in Jersey to get one of those $100 million dollar yachts with the indoor and outdoor swimming pools and bars and sailing over.

Hope I can figure out how to operate the Panama Canal from the boat.

ENDelt260
10-20-2006, 09:33 AM
I'm gonna stick with my plan to go to Rolla today.

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 09:39 AM
Okay, so there are seven of us. Is that enough to repopulate the earth?

Wait...where are the girls?

JBucc
10-20-2006, 09:40 AM
I'm going back to sleep

listopencil
10-20-2006, 09:42 AM
I have constructed a robot to continue with my daily actions in case I disappear. So far it just fights me for the keyboard and smokes too many cigarettes. I wonder if anyone would notice if it killed me.

siberian khatru
10-20-2006, 09:42 AM
Just call Kevin ... The Omega Man!

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/the_omega_man/images/the_omega_man_large_01.jpg

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 09:42 AM
I'm liking otter's idea right now, as long as we don't break down and die at sea because nobody knows how to change a spark plug on those big yachts.

ptlyon
10-20-2006, 09:42 AM
Wait...where are the girls?

Thank God you backed it up with that.

Brian's kinda cute tho.

ptlyon
10-20-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm liking otter's idea right now, as long as we don't break down and die at sea because nobody knows how to change a spark plug on those big yachts.

Not me. I'm afraid of stingrays.

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 09:46 AM
Not me. I'm afraid of stingrays.

I wonder if the stingrays killed everyone else. Are any of you in coastal cities? Did you see lots of stingrays passing through?

ptlyon
10-20-2006, 09:46 AM
I wonder if the stingrays killed everyone else. Are any of you in coastal cities? Did you see lots of stingrays passing through?

Thank god we don't have any in the Missouri River.

Fuggin stingrays. With thier stings and rays an shiiii...

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 09:58 AM
Dang! They got ptlyon!

Remember, people! If you see a stingray flying toward you, duck and roll! Duck and roll!

greg63
10-20-2006, 10:01 AM
After the trip around the world you took us on we all went home and slept 'cause we we're all tuckered out.

Donger
10-20-2006, 10:01 AM
I used to remember the time I spent in the water with stingrays in Grand Cayman with fondness. Now, I shudder at the very thought of it. Thank goodness they hadn't yet finalized their nefarious plan to eliminate all of us.

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 10:01 AM
Uh-oh. No one else is reponding. (Looking around for stingrays.)

trndobrd
10-20-2006, 10:01 AM
Dang! They got ptlyon!

Remember, people! If you see a stingray flying toward you, duck and roll! Duck and roll!

Duck and roll? Those things are heavy enough to crush you!!

ENDelt260
10-20-2006, 10:03 AM
Brian's kinda cute tho.

And getting sexier by the day.

ptlyon
10-20-2006, 10:05 AM
And getting sexier by the day.

I'll take your word for it

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 10:05 AM
Duck and roll? Those things are heavy enough to crush you!!

Frankly, I wouldn't mind living in a world ruled by Corvette Stingrays.

Warrior5
10-20-2006, 10:08 AM
No stingrays.

No yachts.

No spark plugs.

But I'm here, it's Friday, and I'm wearing red.

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 10:17 AM
Stingrays must be repelled by the color red.

CosmicPal
10-20-2006, 10:18 AM
I don't know about you, but our offensive line and starting QB have been missing for awhile.

Ari Chi3fs
10-20-2006, 10:41 AM
OH NO!! ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US...........

http://www.studholme.net/scuba/stingray.jpg

Arrrgghghhh..

Fish
10-20-2006, 10:50 AM
But they are ok. They are eating fish biscuits.

http://www.aqsu08.dsl.pipex.com/DIBB/homer-drool.gif

Mmmm.... fish biscuits.....

TEX
10-20-2006, 11:00 AM
Getting a head start on the off season?

Radar Chief
10-20-2006, 11:01 AM
did you happen to catch
or did it happen so fast
what you thought would always last
has passed you by
is everything speeding up
or am I slowing down
just spinning around
and I don't know why
all the pieces don't fit
thought I really didn't give a shit
I never wanted to be like you
but for all I aspire
I am really a liar
and I'm running out of things I can do

I'd like to stay
but every day
everything pushes me further away
if you could show
help me to know
how it's supposed to be
where did it go?

pleading and
needing and
bleeding and
breeding and
feeding
exceeding
where is everybody?
trying and lying
defying denying
crying and dying
where is everybody?

Sorry Rain Man, but Iím a big Nine Inch Nails fan and as soon as I read the topic title I thought of this song.

Dartgod
10-20-2006, 11:18 AM
If I'm the last person on Earth, I'm going to Denver to take back that '97 Superbowl trophy.



Fugin' cheatin' bastards...

big nasty kcnut
10-20-2006, 11:25 AM
I'm here also i will take over leadership of this country. First rule give the people who lived any ladies they want. Second burn down mile high.

Dartgod
10-20-2006, 11:28 AM
I'm here also i will take over leadership of this country. First rule give the people who lived any ladies they want. Second burn down mile high.
third abolish english language as know it

ChiTown
10-20-2006, 11:33 AM
third abolish english language as know it

ROFL ROFL ROFL

I just wet my pants............

Cormac
10-20-2006, 12:56 PM
third abolish english language as know it

LOL

big nasty kcnut
10-20-2006, 01:04 PM
No that would be my mexican in law dream.

Douche Baggins
10-20-2006, 02:07 PM
Hey! I'm still here!

Donger
10-20-2006, 02:09 PM
Hey! I'm still here!

GC, who's the whore in your avatar?

Douche Baggins
10-20-2006, 02:17 PM
That's me. You like my mascara?

Donger
10-20-2006, 02:20 PM
That's me. You like my mascara?

It's a little thick, don't you think? People will think you're easy.

Rain Man
10-20-2006, 02:47 PM
That's me. You like my mascara?

You look familiar. Were you in A Clockwork Orange?

DaFace
10-20-2006, 03:35 PM
I'm here now. I was busy earlier. And it's your fault. :)

boogblaster
10-20-2006, 03:50 PM
Im moving to get away from all you survivers....

Jilly
10-20-2006, 03:54 PM
so was someone looking for girls?

PastorMikH
10-20-2006, 03:55 PM
I'm gonna stick with my plan to go to Rolla today.


Rolla? Are you planning on going to the football game tommorow? A kid from our church is playing backup DB for the visiting team (Something Nazarene out of OK City).

Calcountry
10-20-2006, 05:12 PM
I used to remember the time I spent in the water with stingrays in Grand Cayman with fondness. Now, I shudder at the very thought of it. Thank goodness they hadn't yet finalized their nefarious plan to eliminate all of us.Do stingrays wash their stinger?

Archie F. Swin
10-20-2006, 05:45 PM
What's the most high-end car dealership in Denver?

Otter
10-21-2006, 06:37 AM
I'm here also i will take over leadership of this country. First rule give the people who lived any ladies they want. Second burn down mile high.

It's almost as if there is some sort of 'Bizzaro Spelling & Grammer Checker' you running your posts through.

Dark Horse
10-21-2006, 03:44 PM
If this is all that's left, I'm finaly going to know what it's like to sit in one of those luxury boxes at the game tomorrow.