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Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 06:58 PM
I figured I would let this out and vent a little..

Last night at around 3am I was awakened by the screaming noises coming from my neighbor's dog,outside of the house..what I saw I could not believe or never even heard of..the dog was getting it's throat chewed up by a rabid skunk..I took a mop handle and viciously beat the living shit out of that skunk until the mop handle was bent and the skunk was on it's back convulsing..his dog is semi ok

So..I go back to sleep..only to be awakened by that f*ckin phsyco skunk again!!!going after the dog again!!!summon the mop handle once more,and this time the skunk is dead..my neighbor's dog was put down by the vet the next day..

My neighbor calls animal control the next day to tell them about that rabid skunk..and they gave him a hard time about picking it's dead carcas up.. :cuss: :cuss:

In the morning I stunk like skunk..even though I didn't get pissed on..he was blowing that shit out all over the yard :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Anyway..I got no sleep last night

Whew..I had to let that out :cuss:
Thanks!!!

L.A. Chieffan
10-20-2006, 07:02 PM
Was this a case of mistaken identity? Kind of like Pepe Le-Pew?

Ari Chi3fs
10-20-2006, 07:03 PM
My mom always used to say, Its better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 07:04 PM
Was this a case of mistaken identity? Kind of like Pepe Le-Pew?
I never heard of an agressive..rabid lil skunk like this..maybe it was pepe

http://www.swf.sk.ca/kids/images/skunk-2.jpg

Douche Baggins
10-20-2006, 07:06 PM
What kind of dog was it? Poor bastard.

JBucc
10-20-2006, 07:06 PM
What kind of broom was it?

Ari Chi3fs
10-20-2006, 07:06 PM
That stinks, bro.

Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 07:07 PM
What kind of dog was it? Poor bastard.
It was a little 15-20lb mut that was 15 years old

Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 07:08 PM
What kind of broom was it?
Fiberglass mop handle :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

boogblaster
10-20-2006, 07:08 PM
Skunks are the biggest carrier of rabies there is.. that dog needs to get to the vet and take shots....

Bwana
10-20-2006, 07:09 PM
Damn man, that is messed up.

Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 07:10 PM
Skunks are the biggest carrier of rabies there is.. that dog needs to get to the vet and take shots....
The dog was put down by the vet this morning

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 07:11 PM
Does anyone know how big a dog would have to be to handle itself against a rabid skunk? I've got a 60 lb. dog, so I'm assuming she'd be fine...but that shit is crazy. Sorry, Parcells. Rep for doing the right thing and trying to save the dog though.

Phobia
10-20-2006, 07:14 PM
You should have done what I do.

JBucc
10-20-2006, 07:16 PM
You should have done what I do.
Yell at the wife to take care of it?

Phobia
10-20-2006, 07:17 PM
Put out a bowl of antifreeze.

MichaelH
10-20-2006, 07:18 PM
Shoulda used a firearm. Skunks are too tough for broom handles.

tk13
10-20-2006, 07:19 PM
LMAO You knew Phobia was gonna do that.

TN_Chief
10-20-2006, 07:22 PM
.45 works much better than a mop handle.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 07:23 PM
Seriously, how big would a dog have to be to be even money against a skunk?

MichaelH
10-20-2006, 07:26 PM
Seriously, how big would a dog have to be to be even money against a skunk?

A non rabid skunk is very shy and reclusive but can make an 80 lb Lab pretty upset if it sprays. And they have sharp teeth and claws. A rabid skunk needs to be handled by a bullet.

JBucc
10-20-2006, 07:26 PM
Seriously, how big would a dog have to be to be even money against a skunk?Maybe, 40 pound?:shrug:How much does a skunk way?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 07:28 PM
A non rabid skunk is very shy and reclusive but can make an 80 lb Lab pretty upset if it sprays. And they have sharp teeth and claws. A rabid skunk needs to be handled by a bullet.

My dog beat the piss out of a Southern Cur earlier this summer, so she can handle herself. It would be nice to know that she could whup a rabid skunk's ass if need be. (What can I say, I'm a worrier :shrug: )

StcChief
10-20-2006, 07:28 PM
Where was the Dog's owner...

JBucc
10-20-2006, 07:29 PM
What the hell's a cur?

Phobia
10-20-2006, 07:29 PM
How much does a skunk way?

I'd say North.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 07:29 PM
Supposedly the upper end of their weight is 10 lb, according to wikipedia.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 07:32 PM
What the hell's a cur?

A dog bred for hunting in the southern part of the US. Old Yeller was a Southern Cur, IIRC

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/blackmouthcur.htm

JBucc
10-20-2006, 07:32 PM
I'd say North.No wiegh

JBucc
10-20-2006, 07:33 PM
A dog bred for hunting in the southern part of the US. Old Yeller was a Southern Cur, IIRC

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/blackmouthcur.htmI see. Not a bad looking dog. I thought it was a mountian critter or something.

Phobia
10-20-2006, 07:35 PM
No wiegh

About 10 puonds.

Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 07:46 PM
Where was the Dog's owner...
He was there with me..

He had no balls.. :cuss: :cuss:

Archie F. Swin
10-20-2006, 07:48 PM
Nothing good ever happens at 3am

WilliamTheIrish
10-20-2006, 09:13 PM
Does anyone know how big a dog would have to be to handle itself against a rabid skunk? I've got a 60 lb. dog, so I'm assuming she'd be fine...but that shit is crazy. Sorry, Parcells. Rep for doing the right thing and trying to save the dog though.

I'm not sure how big a dog would have to be to fend off a rabid skunk. I do know that I've seen a rabid racoon take a big dog down and drag it to water and nearly drown it before the dog got away.

I used to work with guys who were/still are avid coon hunters. I witnessed this with them one early spring morning after a night of hunting.

Weird thing to witness. I'd have never believed a racoon could do that.

scott free
10-20-2006, 09:53 PM
Damn dude, glad ya didnt take a chomp in the ankle from that sucker.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 09:58 PM
I'm not sure how big a dog would have to be to fend off a rabid skunk. I do know that I've seen a rabid racoon take a big dog down and drag it to water and nearly drown it before the dog got away.

I used to work with guys who were/still are avid coon hunters. I witnessed this with them one early spring morning after a night of hunting.

Weird thing to witness. I'd have never believed a racoon could do that.

That's surprising. I've seen a Walker Coonhound tear up a coyote. Rabies must do some serious shit to an animal. Must be like PCP.

Bugeater
10-20-2006, 10:22 PM
One time I was having trouble with some animal getting into my trash cans and tearing stuff up. Turns out it was a damn opossum, I caught him in there one night, and the only thing I could find quickly to kill him with was a lawn rake. It wasn't quick or pretty, but it was effective.

HemiEd
10-20-2006, 10:29 PM
Skunks and dogs don't mix very well. I ****ing hate cleaning Toto up after he has been sprayed!

Chiefnj
10-20-2006, 10:31 PM
If you got any fluid on you while beating the skunk I'd go to the doctor tomorrow and get rabies shots.

Smed1065
10-20-2006, 10:35 PM
[QUOTE=bill parcells]I figured I would let this out and vent a little..

Last night at around 3am I was awakened by the screaming noises coming from my neighbor's dog,outside of the house..what I saw I could not believe or never even heard of..the dog was getting it's throat chewed up by a rabid skunk..I took a mop handle and viciously beat the living shit out of that skunk until the mop handle was bent and the skunk was on it's back convulsing..his dog is semi ok

So..I go back to sleep..only to be awakened by that f*ckin phsyco skunk again!!!going after the dog again!!!summon the mop handle once more,and this time the skunk is dead..my neighbor's dog was put down by the vet the next day..

My neighbor calls animal control the next day to tell them about that rabid skunk..and they gave him a hard time about picking it's dead carcas up.. :cuss: :cuss:

In the morning I stunk like skunk..even though I didn't get pissed on..he was blowing that shit out all over the yard :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Anyway..I got no sleep last night

Whew..I had to let that out :cuss:

OK if it was a mop away you sucked all the way around with females.

they can not deaL WITH THE TRUTG until thewy reach us...GAY AS same

Bill Parcells
10-20-2006, 10:38 PM
Take a deep breath..you butchered the quote and the post..can you post in brail??? :shake: :shake:

WTF are you trying to say???

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 10:39 PM
One time I was having trouble with some animal getting into my trash cans and tearing stuff up. Turns out it was a damn opossum, I caught him in there one night, and the only thing I could find quickly to kill him with was a lawn rake. It wasn't quick or pretty, but it was effective.

I killed Doyle with a lawnmower blade...mmmmhmm /slingblade.