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Nzoner
10-21-2006, 05:42 PM
FOCK YOU ALL....WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME!!!


Too bad you couldn't join us but we're taking plenty of pics

Later!!

CHENZ A!
10-21-2006, 05:45 PM
I'd like to be there, but I'm taking my mom out to eat for her 50th b-day tonight. See you all tomorrow at the tailgate. :toast:

C-Mac
10-21-2006, 05:47 PM
FOCK YOU ALL....WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME!!!


Too bad you couldn't join us but we're taking plenty of pics

Later!!

Is that the Bob Dole from AK?

Calcountry
10-21-2006, 06:07 PM
NO. YOU!ROFL Wish I could be there. :thumb:

Bowser
10-21-2006, 06:10 PM
Tell Bob Dole he needs to put the "damned" back in the middle of his name.

Calcountry
10-21-2006, 06:29 PM
Tell Bob Dole he needs to put the "damned" back in the middle of his name.Yes, Bunnytrdr feels that Bob Dole has lost his BURST.

luv
10-21-2006, 06:29 PM
Wish I could have gone. Have a few for me!

Phobia
10-21-2006, 06:31 PM
I wish I had gone.

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 07:24 PM
So is chiefhusker a happy drunk tonight, or is he on suicide watch?

PinkFloyd
10-21-2006, 07:28 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Where you all at ???

Calcountry
10-21-2006, 07:53 PM
Bob Dole is just happy that he gets to dust the keg all by himself. Perhaps Delt can show up and help you all.

Calcountry
10-21-2006, 07:55 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Where you all at ???No, it should have been: "Hello, hello, Is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me, Is there any one home?

THere is no pain, you are receiving, my head felt just like two baloons.

You are only coming through in waves, your lips move, but I can't hear what you're sayin.


Iiiiiiiiyiiiyiii have become, com for tab ly NUMB.

PinkFloyd
10-21-2006, 08:12 PM
No, it should have been: "Hello, hello, Is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me, Is there any one home?

THere is no pain, you are receiving, my head felt just like two baloons.

You are only coming through in waves, your lips move, but I can't hear what you're sayin.


Iiiiiiiiyiiiyiii have become, com for tab ly NUMB.


:bong: PBJ :rockon:

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 08:36 PM
So is chiefhusker a happy drunk tonight, or is he on suicide watch?



I just got off the phone with the Senator about 5 minutes ago and talked to a few others including CH, he sounded like he was having good time to me.

God, I wish I was there again this year. Five frickin' years since the inception of these weekends I have gone, and now I'm sitting at home in Tejas. This sucks more ass than a couple of donkey fans on holliday in San Fransisco.

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 08:47 PM
Ahh, glad to hear it. Husker usually isn't one to let a crushing NU loss cut into a good time.

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 08:50 PM
Ahh, glad to hear it. Husker usually isn't one to let a crushing NU loss cut into a good time.



Naw, when they show up to party, they party. He and his wife are good people, I always enjoying visiting with them at these shindigs.

Logical
10-21-2006, 08:51 PM
Tell gobo I hope he is enjoying himself. I sure wish I could be there. Maybe next year.

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:01 PM
Naw, when they show up to party, they party. He and his wife are good people, I always enjoying visiting with them at these shindigs.

Yep, known the guy since I was 5..... known Sue since HS.
That party oughta be rockin pretty good right about now.


They're supposed to be over for the game tomorrow, but I'll believe it when I see their haggard arse's show up at my door.

Phobia
10-21-2006, 09:03 PM
I think they're planning to go to the game now, Shakes.

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:08 PM
I think they're planning to go to the game now, Shakes.

Sweet!
It would have been a shame to drive down there and not go.

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 09:10 PM
Yep, known the guy since I was 5..... known Sue since HS.
That party oughta be rockin pretty good right about now.


They're supposed to be over for the game tomorrow, but I'll believe it when I see their haggard arse's show up at my door.



The Senator was drunk off his ass, everyone else I talked to seemed to be realitively coherent though. Of course as I believe it was Joe told me, the party is just getting started (after going all damn day long :D).

SPchief
10-21-2006, 09:13 PM
The Senator was drunk off his ass, everyone else I talked to seemed to be realitively coherent though. Of course as I believe it was Joe told me, the party is just getting started (after going all damn day long :D).


The real question is if Bob Dole will pass out in the laundry room like Endelt did a couple of years ago, so they can get pics.

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:16 PM
The Senator was drunk off his ass, everyone else I talked to seemed to be realitively coherent though. Of course as I believe it was Joe told me, the party is just getting started (after going all damn day long :D).

Dole?....Drunk off his ass?....NFW!

Hmmm....couple more cocktails and I my do a little drunken dialing myself.


Phobs, do me a favor and yell "GET SOME" at the top of your lungs.

Phobia
10-21-2006, 09:18 PM
I'm actually not at the party. My wife got blasted last year and couldn't show her face this time. She hasn't had more than a single drink since then.

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 09:23 PM
The real question is if Bob Dole will pass out in the laundry room like Endelt did a couple of years ago, so they can get pics.



That was actually last year's party. And anything thing is possible with Bob Dole....

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 09:24 PM
Dole?....Drunk off his ass?....NFW!

Hmmm....couple more cocktails and I my do a little drunken dialing myself.


Phobs, do me a favor and yell "GET SOME" at the top of your lungs.



Go for it.

Rausch
10-21-2006, 09:26 PM
I'm actually not at the party. My wife got blasted last year and couldn't show her face this time. She hasn't had more than a single drink since then.

Feh, if I let making an ass of myself keep me from public gatherings I'd never be able to leave the house.

Odds are she's just ashamed of you... :evil:

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 09:26 PM
I'm actually not at the party. My wife got blasted last year and couldn't show her face this time. She hasn't had more than a single drink since then.


Hell, I got blasted last year too, and I'd still show my face if I could.


On the other hand, it will be nice not waking up in the back of my car throwing up all over the place and not remembering crawling into the vehicle in the first place....

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 09:29 PM
Feh, if I let making an ass of myself keep me from public gatherings I'd never be able to leave the house.

Odds are she's just ashamed of you... :evil:


While funny, truth is she did marry the oaf. She obviously isn't too ashamed...

And wtf? When I called I asked if you made it this year and the answer was no. What gives, bitch?

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:29 PM
I'm actually not at the party. My wife got blasted last year and couldn't show her face this time. She hasn't had more than a single drink since then.

Dammit! It would have killed!
Of course, everyone else at the party would want me dead, but it would have been worth it.

Geez if that were the case when mine got liquored up, we'd never leave the house.


We're going to the game next week. We'll try and swing by.

Rausch
10-21-2006, 09:32 PM
While funny, truth is she did marry the oaf. She obviously isn't too ashamed...

And wtf? When I called I asked if you made it this year and the answer was no. What gives, bitch?

I'm getting married on friday.

Bitch... :)

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 09:33 PM
I'm getting married on friday.

Bitch... :)



Dumbass.

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:35 PM
I'm getting married on friday.

Did a squirrel eat your brain?

Rausch
10-21-2006, 09:40 PM
Did a squirrel eat your brain?

There is a very short list of women willing to put up with an angry drunken German for long periods of time.

Since she's the only one on the list not related to me I figured I better lock her up to a long term deal...

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:44 PM
There is a very short list of women willing to put up with an angry drunken German for long periods of time.

Since she's the only one on the list not related to me I figured I better lock her up to a long term deal...


Good answer.
Though I'm more of a happy drunken German (especially tonight) I completely understand.

Congrats!

Rausch
10-21-2006, 09:46 PM
Good answer.
Though I'm more of a happy drunken German (especially tonight) I completely understand.

Congrats!

Thanks.

Plus, it's a good excuse to spend a week in Vegas... :D

boogblaster
10-21-2006, 09:52 PM
Wish I could have been there..Like to meet some planteers..but daughter starting college and first grand-baby has emptied ole Boogs pocket..GET DRUNK AND BE SOMEBODY...GO CHIEFS.....

shakesthecat
10-21-2006, 09:57 PM
Plus, it's a good excuse to spend a week in Vegas... :D

Wow, that oughta be a helluva bachelor party.

It IS a bachelor party, right?

Rausch
10-21-2006, 10:06 PM
Wow, that oughta be a helluva bachelor party.

It IS a bachelor party, right?

Nope, wedding/honeymoon.

7 minute ceremony, hawaiian theme, just us and (for 2 of the 6 days) her kids.

Count Alex's Losses
10-21-2006, 10:10 PM
Nice. Big weddings suck.

Raiderhader
10-21-2006, 10:13 PM
Nope, wedding/honeymoon.

7 minute ceremony, hawaiian theme, just us and (for 2 of the 6 days) her kids.



Tim loaning you his Hawaiian shirt for the ceremony?

Logical
10-21-2006, 10:36 PM
I'm getting married on friday.

Bitch... :)

Wow, congrats Brad

Bob Dole
10-21-2006, 11:00 PM
The real question is if Bob Dole will pass out in the laundry room like Endelt did a couple of years ago, so they can get pics.

That's just crazy talk.

It's rolling along nicely up here in Joe St. Joeland. The live music was good, and the company is fine.

Now that Bob Dole thinks about it, this thing has gone upscale since Phobia left...

stevieray
10-21-2006, 11:13 PM
Bob Dole is ping pong playing partygoer.

morphius
10-21-2006, 11:14 PM
Nope, wedding/honeymoon.

7 minute ceremony, hawaiian theme, just us and (for 2 of the 6 days) her kids.
Congrats man!

Glad everyone is have a blast tonight at the gathering.

Bowser
10-21-2006, 11:15 PM
:banghead: :cuss:

Phobia
10-21-2006, 11:16 PM
What is Morphius' kid dying of this time that prevented his attending the event?

Bowser
10-21-2006, 11:18 PM
I'm getting married on friday.

Bitch... :)Huh! Congrats, Brad!


Did you wake up one morning especially mad at yourself?




Just foolin'! Congrats on never getting a blowjob ever again after Friday!



Naaaw, still fockin' with you! You'll love it; the best thing evah. Really!*



*what?

Phobia
10-21-2006, 11:20 PM
So once upon a time there was this guy who lived with an older woman. He got plenty of sex and drank an excessive amount of beer. He was free to walk away at any time.

Then he got married.

The End.

Bowser
10-21-2006, 11:23 PM
So once upon a time there was this guy who lived with an older woman. He got plenty of sex and drank an excessive amount of beer. He was free to walk away at any time.

Then he got married.

The End.

Is that Shakespeare? I'm always a sucker for a good tradgedy.

morphius
10-21-2006, 11:26 PM
What is Morphius' kid dying of this time that prevented his attending the event?
kids are actually fine, just needed to do some things to keep the family happy. Hated missing the event, but hey I'm having a good time this weekend.

go bowe
10-22-2006, 01:21 AM
Tell gobo I hope he is enjoying himself. I sure wish I could be there. Maybe next year.tell him yoursef... :p :p

Logical
10-22-2006, 01:31 AM
tell him yoursef... :p :p

How is it going John?

sedated
10-22-2006, 01:42 AM
we're still going strong.

plenty o pics coming tomorrow.


f*ck all you pussies.

luv
10-22-2006, 01:49 AM
we're still going strong.

plenty o pics coming tomorrow.


f*ck all you pussies.
How great can it be if you're on a computer AND still able to type?

sedated
10-22-2006, 02:06 AM
How great can it be if you're on a computer AND still able to type?

I have midgets that assist me.

much better than seeing eye dogs...I can throw them without them biting me.

luv
10-22-2006, 02:07 AM
I have midgets that assist me.

much better than seeing eye dogs...I can throw them without them biting me.
Have a shot of something for me.

go bowe
10-22-2006, 02:08 AM
it was was a good event...

saw a few of the old regulars, ate terrific ribs and chicken, barbecue beans, the whole 15 yards...

and beer, lots and lots of beer...

it should be noted that the senator was in fine voice tonight...

as joe was announcing the names of the winners in the raffle, the senator repeatedly bellowed from the back of the room "say my name, bitch!!" ...

a little earlier, the senator and kotter were throwing those little plastic bags of doritos back and forth at each other over the bar...

i woulda stayed out of it but i was in the line of fire...

i took a couple of backhanded, no-look, over-the-shoulder shots at the senator...

but i think i missed...

the weather did not cooperate...

it was quite cold (currently 35 degrees) and wet outside today, but kenny and i still had a great time and look forward to doing it again (with better weather, hopefully) next year...

thanks to everyone involved, another terrific party at joe's...

the stuff of legends, i tells ya, the stuff of legends...

luv
10-22-2006, 02:11 AM
it was was a good event...

saw a few of the old regulars, ate terrific ribs and chicken, barbecue beans, the whole 15 yards...

and beer, lots and lots of beer...

it should be noted that the senator was in fine voice tonight...

as joe was announcing the names of the winners in the raffle, the senator repeatedly bellowed from the back of the room "say my name, bitch!!" ...

a little earlier, the senator and kotter were throwing those little plastic bags of doritos back and forth at each other over the bar...

i woulda stayed out of it but i was in the line of fire...

i took a couple of backhanded, no-look, over-the-shoulder shots at the senator...

but i think i missed...

the weather did not cooperate...

it was quite cold (currently 35 degrees) and wet outside today, but kenny and i still had a great time and look forward to doing it again (with better weather, hopefully) next year...

thanks to everyone involved, another terrific party at joe's...

the stuff of legends, i tells ya, the stuff of legends...
:hmmm: I'm wondering how long it took you to type that. :p

sedated
10-22-2006, 02:13 AM
it was was a good event...

saw a few of the old regulars, ate terrific ribs and chicken, barbecue beans, the whole 15 yards...

and beer, lots and lots of beer...

it should be noted that the senator was in fine voice tonight...

as joe was announcing the names of the winners in the raffle, the senator repeatedly bellowed from the back of the room "say my name, bitch!!" ...

a little earlier, the senator and kotter were throwing those little plastic bags of doritos back and forth at each other over the bar...

i woulda stayed out of it but i was in the line of fire...

i took a couple of backhanded, no-look, over-the-shoulder shots at the senator...

but i think i missed...

the weather did not cooperate...

it was quite cold (currently 35 degrees) and wet outside today, but kenny and i still had a great time and look forward to doing it again (with better weather, hopefully) next year...

thanks to everyone involved, another terrific party at joe's...

the stuff of legends, i tells ya, the stuff of legends...

amen, santa clause :D

sedated
10-22-2006, 02:15 AM
Have a shot of something for me.


well, I've had about...70.

but 1 more couldn't hurt :shrug: :D :BLVD:

big nasty kcnut
10-22-2006, 02:16 AM
Awesome deal wish i was there not here. Congrat brad for getting married, Also got to sleep i work tomorrow so anybody at the chiefs game yell extra loud for me please.

luv
10-22-2006, 02:17 AM
Awesome deal wish i was there not here. Congrat brad for getting married, Also got to sleep i work tomorrow so anybody at the chiefs game yell extra loud for me please.
LOL...

That should be really enjoyable for those going to the game with hangovers.

go bowe
10-22-2006, 02:24 AM
How is it going John?pretty good, thanks...

we had a good time, as always, at joe's...

they were just taking the party outside to a stunning bonfire when kenny and i headed home...

i'm sure the serious partying is still going strong at joe's...

but i'm headed off to bed now, partying is hard work... :D :D :D

go bowe
10-22-2006, 02:27 AM
:hmmm: I'm wondering how long it took you to type that. :phow'd you know that?

the typing part is easy enough, it's correcting all the spelling errors that takes time...

about 10 minutes...

luv
10-22-2006, 02:29 AM
how'd you know that?

the typing part is easy enough, it's correcting all the spelling errors that takes time...

about 10 minutes...
Wish I could have been there. No cash or ticket to the game, so really no point in the drive. Seems like you all are getting your money's worth, though.

Nzoner
10-22-2006, 02:35 AM
I'm so wasted

http://tinyurl.com/y7oycj

Logical
10-22-2006, 02:37 AM
pretty good, thanks...

we had a good time, as always, at joe's...

they were just taking the party outside to a stunning bonfire when kenny and i headed home...

i'm sure the serious partying is still going strong at joe's...

but i'm headed off to bed now, partying is hard work... :D :D :DGlad to hear it.

Nzoner
10-22-2006, 02:40 AM
Sedated,mrs nzoner just informed of what you were trying to do with the senator :hump: and that settles it....


I AM NOT GOING TO BED

luv
10-22-2006, 02:41 AM
Sedated,mrs nzoner just informed of what you were trying to do with the senator :hump: and that settles it....


I AM NOT GOING TO BED
Won't your wife be there to protect you?

Nzoner
10-22-2006, 02:43 AM
Won't your wife be there to protect you?


There are no holes safe around this horny focker I'm gettin ready to cover the pool table

luv
10-22-2006, 02:44 AM
There are no holes safe around this horny focker I'm gettin ready to cover the pool table
ROFL

So, when will you have pictures, again?

sedated
10-22-2006, 02:44 AM
Sedated,mrs nzoner just informed of what you were trying to do with the senator :hump: and that settles it....


I AM NOT GOING TO BED


he wanted it more than I did. I swear.


but his next drink will be the roofy colada

SPchief
10-22-2006, 02:52 AM
kenny and i headed home...







Ok, i let the first one go. .........




But, are you

A. female?
B. gay? NTTATWWT

:shrug:










SPchief,
not a nOOb but just haven't caught the go bo facts.

luv
10-22-2006, 02:53 AM
Ok, i let the first one go. .........




But, are you

A. female?
B. gay? NTTATWWT

:shrug:










SPchief,
not a nOOb but just haven't caught the go bo facts.
I thought maybe it was his son.

burt
10-22-2006, 10:47 AM
Ok, i let the first one go. .........




But, are you

A. female?
B. gay? NTTATWWT

:shrug:
SPchief,
not a nOOb but just haven't caught the go bo facts.

There are some things that I just don't want to know.......Ignorance is bliss.........









and Gochiefs is the most blissful person on The Planet.

Count Alex's Losses
10-22-2006, 10:50 AM
What exactly am I ignorant of?

burt
10-22-2006, 11:10 AM
What exactly am I ignorant of?

just about everything,.......'cept a little football book knowledge.

Count Alex's Losses
10-22-2006, 11:13 AM
Screw you. You're a piece of shit that should have been banned long ago.

KcMizzou
10-22-2006, 11:28 AM
I thought maybe it was his son.You'd be correct.

burt
10-22-2006, 11:43 AM
Screw you.

Thanks for the offer...but no thanks, you should really lose your virginity to a woman.

You're a piece of shit.

Oh, that really hurts my feelings.... ROFL I just hate being called excrement.


that should have been banned long ago.

For what, pray tell?

Count Alex's Losses
10-22-2006, 11:44 AM
So...you're also ignorant? Joy.

SPchief
10-22-2006, 11:45 AM
You'd be correct.

Well whoops. Sorry Go Bo, I might have been drinking last night, and may have misread things.

burt
10-22-2006, 11:46 AM
So...you're also ignorant? Joy.

WTF???

burt
10-22-2006, 11:50 AM
Nevermind, mamasboy, don't answer...I don't care to figure out your statement. I apologize to the partiers for the thread swerve created when mamasboy decided to contest my one liner.

Rausch
10-22-2006, 05:10 PM
So once upon a time there was this guy who lived with an older woman. He got plenty of sex and drank an excessive amount of beer. He was free to walk away at any time.

Then he got married.

The End.

LMAO

Pretty much...

Lzen
10-22-2006, 10:38 PM
LOL...

That should be really enjoyable for those going to the game with hangovers.

It was very tough. :Lin: It was pretty funny seeing all the people looking so rough before the Chiefs game.

I was gonna post some pics, but my camera phone wouldn't send them to my email for some reason.