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Short Leash Hootie
10-22-2006, 02:20 PM
YOU ARE OUT OF MY DOGHOUSE AND YOU CAN BE A CHIEF FOREVER, IN MY HEART, OH MAN, I WILL LICK ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO TYNES!!!!

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 09:16 AM
I will now use this old Hootie thread to point out that, in my near one-year anniversary to ChiefsPlanet.com, I've made 5 pages of threads.

Of those 5 pages, 4.75 pages were football related threads.

WHY CAN BLUEBALLS, SITE RETARD, MAKE THREADS...AND HOOTIE, SITE AWESOME GUY, NOT MAKE THREADS??!?!

!?!??!?!??!

Look, I'm feeling insecure about Mac calling me out last night =(

Bwana
12-23-2006, 09:25 AM
Nice Caps.

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 09:29 AM
Nice Caps.
Thanks.

scott free
12-23-2006, 09:31 AM
No 2 ways about...you are a friggin trip Hootie.

JonesCrusher
12-23-2006, 09:35 AM
Keep up the fight Hootie, even though you lack in social skills, you make up for it in confidence and determination.

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 09:38 AM
SOCIAL SKILLS?! I SMACKED THIS HO LAST NIGHT AND SAID "BITCH...SUCK MY TWELVE INCH!"

THAT'S PRETTY GD SOCIAL IF YOU ASK ME!

morphius
12-23-2006, 09:40 AM
SOCIAL SKILLS?! I SMACKED THIS HO LAST NIGHT AND SAID "BITCH...SUCK MY TWELVE INCH!"

THAT'S PRETTY GD SOCIAL IF YOU ASK ME!
I thought you were a chick

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 09:44 AM
don't hate, facilitate!

Bwana
12-23-2006, 09:45 AM
I thought you were a chick

Strap On? :hmmm:

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 09:50 AM
I'm Luke Huard.

morphius
12-23-2006, 10:02 AM
I'm Luke Huard.
I really don't need to know how Huard you are.

DMAC
12-23-2006, 10:09 AM
I thought you were a chickMe too.

Zebedee DuBois
12-23-2006, 10:12 AM
I thought you were a chick

That would be "Hootchie"

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 10:22 AM
SKEET SKEET SKEET

morphius
12-23-2006, 10:22 AM
Strap On? :hmmm:
Nothing wrong with that, lol

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 10:25 AM
HEY MORPHIUS JUST END THE MADNESS AND GIVE ME MY THREAD-MAKING ABILITIES BACK

morphius
12-23-2006, 10:27 AM
HEY MORPHIUS JUST END THE MADNESS AND GIVE ME MY THREAD-MAKING ABILITIES BACK
I leave that to the admin that did it.

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 10:28 AM
STOP THE MADNESS MORPHIUS...

WITH EVERY PASSING DAY HOOTIE HAS NO THREAD-MAKING ABILITY, AN OOMPHA DIES...OR ONE OF THOSE DANCING WOOKIES...OR BOTH

Buck
12-23-2006, 12:07 PM
From an outsiders perspective, I think you should just shut the **** up and go somewhere else, cause nothing is gonna happen.

38yrsfan
12-23-2006, 01:21 PM
HEY MORPHIUS JUST END THE MADNESS AND GIVE ME MY THREAD-MAKING ABILITIES BACK

C,mon Hootie, there must be a reason for your social castration, no personal slur intended as I really don't know you.

Take a look at my stats (posts/join date) and notice the difference?

A few simple quotes come to mind;

"The ability to speak does not imply intelligence"

"Children or the child-like should be seen and not heard"

"Speak, listen in proportion to your senses; 2 ears, 1 mouth" - 2 hands and a keyboard doesn't count

"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"

Your contributions are most often amusing, sometimes thoughtful but always plentiful. Obviously some thought that your ability for cyber-reproduction should be curtailed until a certain level of "message board maturity" was reached.

The Tynes thread you started makes it a challenge (for me) with my sons (12&14, true blue Chiefs fans they are) wanting to view real and thoughtful comments about Chiefs football. The rest of the discussions they don't care about but being red-blooded males attracted to females they appreciate some of the avatars and pics.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-23-2006, 01:22 PM
YOU ARE OUT OF MY DOGHOUSE AND YOU CAN BE A CHIEF FOREVER, IN MY HEART, OH MAN, I WILL LICK ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO TYNES!!!!

Huard must be jealous.

BTW, you should change your name to Huard.

PastorMikH
12-23-2006, 01:27 PM
STOP THE MADNESS MORPHIUS...

WITH EVERY PASSING DAY HOOTIE HAS NO THREAD-MAKING ABILITY, AN OOMPHA DIES...OR ONE OF THOSE DANCING WOOKIES...OR BOTH




That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. If you run low on Wookies or Oompas let us know, we'll get you more.

tk13
12-23-2006, 01:27 PM
I don't think he should ever get thread making ability back, he's far more entertaining this way. Kinda like how Steve Urkel always tried to get Laura to kiss him, but never could. That's Hootie.

|Zach|
12-23-2006, 01:30 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/94151645_28ddb6e8c8.jpg

Chiefs Pantalones
12-23-2006, 01:31 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/94151645_28ddb6e8c8.jpg

Would you change Hootie to Huard? I think that'd be neat.

Buck
12-23-2006, 01:32 PM
http://www-uxsup.csx.cam.ac.uk/~fanf2/hermes/doc/talks/2004-02-ukuug/crybaby.png

SNR
12-23-2006, 01:32 PM
The Tynes thread you started makes it a challenge (for me) with my sons (12&14, true blue Chiefs fans they are) wanting to view real and thoughtful comments about Chiefs football. The rest of the discussions they don't care about but being red-blooded males attracted to females they appreciate some of the avatars and pics.What? We don't have any of that 'round here. Just poop threads, threads that call out other members and threads, and Charger fan pissing matches.

If you're looking for "real and thoughtful comments about Chiefs football" you should go look at some other great websites:

http://www.nepachiefs.com
http://www.warpaintillustrated.com

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 01:47 PM
I DON'T WANNA WAIT....

FOR MY LIIIIIIIFE TO BE OVER...

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH DON'T KNOW ANYMORE WORDS CUZ I DON'T WANNNNNNA WAIT, FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVVVVVVVVER...

BY THE WAY TK, THE OFFICE IS A GREAT SHOW, IT MAKES ME WANT MORE COWBELL!

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 01:47 PM
P.S.S. BuckinKaeding, grow up!

(Does anyone see the irony?!)

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 01:49 PM
C,mon Hootie, there must be a reason for your social castration, no personal slur intended as I really don't know you.

Take a look at my stats (posts/join date) and notice the difference?

A few simple quotes come to mind;

"The ability to speak does not imply intelligence"

"Children or the child-like should be seen and not heard"

"Speak, listen in proportion to your senses; 2 ears, 1 mouth" - 2 hands and a keyboard doesn't count

"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"

Your contributions are most often amusing, sometimes thoughtful but always plentiful. Obviously some thought that your ability for cyber-reproduction should be curtailed until a certain level of "message board maturity" was reached.

The Tynes thread you started makes it a challenge (for me) with my sons (12&14, true blue Chiefs fans they are) wanting to view real and thoughtful comments about Chiefs football. The rest of the discussions they don't care about but being red-blooded males attracted to females they appreciate some of the avatars and pics.

Dude, waaaaaaaay too intelligent for me...let's dumb it down a little. I don't like words longer than four letters, either.

38yrsfan
12-23-2006, 02:03 PM
Dude, waaaaaaaay too intelligent for me...let's dumb it down a little. I don't like words longer than four letters, either.

We'll try but I just provide the general thought and direction, it is my 12 year old that picks the words and does the typing. :p

Short Leash Hootie
12-23-2006, 02:10 PM
you better watch your back, guy