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Bowser
10-22-2006, 03:57 PM
Begin.

BigRedChief
10-22-2006, 04:04 PM
Are we going to have a rival to the Brain passed out as the beer looter dude thread?

Bowser
10-22-2006, 04:09 PM
Are we going to have a rival to the Brain passed out as the beer looter dude thread?

Abso-freaking-lutely.

SPchief
10-22-2006, 04:10 PM
Did you get the pictures?

Zebedee DuBois
10-22-2006, 04:42 PM
Bob's boy Dante did not have the best game ever.

But since I was on the Dante bandwagon, driven by the senator, early- I can't give him too much grief.

Bowser
10-22-2006, 05:27 PM
Bob's boy Dante did not have the best game ever.

But since I was on the Dante bandwagon, driven by the senator, early- I can't give him too much grief.

Ahh, but you have no knowledge of recent events.

Lzen
10-22-2006, 06:06 PM
I got to Joe's at 2pm and he was already there drinking. He finally crashed around 5am is what I was told. So, we figured that was at least 15-16 hours straight of drinking. He never made it to the game today. BTW, does anyone have a pic of the silly stringed Senator Dole?

ChiTown
10-22-2006, 06:09 PM
I got to Joe's at 2pm and he was already there drinking. He finally crashed around 5am is what I was told. So, we figured that was at least 15-16 hours straight of drinking. He never made it to the game today. BTW, does anyone have a pic of the silly stringed Senator Dole?

He never made it the game? wtf? You gottsta be kidding me.........

Lzen
10-22-2006, 06:20 PM
He never made it the game? wtf? You gottsta be kidding me.........

I was told that's what happened. I didn't see him at the tailgate.

ChiTown
10-22-2006, 06:26 PM
I was told that's what happened. I didn't see him at the tailgate.

whatta puzzy...........

:p

banyon
10-22-2006, 06:26 PM
That doesn't sound like Bob Dole at all. :shake: :D :toast:

Nzoner
10-22-2006, 06:40 PM
That doesn't sound like Bob Dole at all. :shake: :D :toast:

Dole & Old Town Chief made it to 5 a.m. before finding recliners while myself,my mrs and Sedated went ahead and stayed up because I had to wake everyone at 5:30 anyhow.

When the caravan was leaving at 6:30 Dole said he was still drunk and went back to bed.

All I know is that I bought a little over 300 beers and there is now a little less than 3 cases left.

Props to Old Town Chief though he arrived around 6 last night drank until 5 a.m. took a 45 minute nap went to the tailgate and commenced to drinking there and at the game.

As for me I left the game in the 2nd quarter to drive back to St Joe and as of 7:30 have now been up for 35 hours straight,in other words GOODNIGHT and I'll try to post all the pictures in the next day or so.

banyon
10-22-2006, 06:48 PM
Dole & Old Town Chief made it to 5 a.m. before finding recliners while myself,my mrs and Sedated went ahead and stayed up because I had to wake everyone at 5:30 anyhow.

When the caravan was leaving at 6:30 Dole said he was still drunk and went back to bed.

All I know is that I bought a little over 300 beers and there is now a little less than 3 cases left.

Props to Old Town Chief though he arrived around 6 last night drank until 5 a.m. took a 45 minute nap went to the tailgate and commenced to drinking there and at the game.

As for me I left the game in the 2nd quarter to drive back to St Joe and as of 7:30 have now been up for 35 hours straight,in other words GOODNIGHT and I'll try to post all the pictures in the next day or so.

Sorry I missed it Nzoner. Glad you guys drank some for me. :) I'll definitely try to make the next one.

Simply Red
10-22-2006, 06:58 PM
That game today made Bob Dole nervous. After it was over Bob Dole had to take his Mazda out for a spin. Then, once Bob Dole calmed down, Bob Dole had to tune his guitars to calm down entirely.

Iowanian
10-22-2006, 07:00 PM
Bob Dole's reply when asked to man up, and go to the game.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/xxmr_blackxx3/rhino.jpg

Darkwolfe
10-22-2006, 08:20 PM
Bob Dole's reply when asked to man up, and go to the game.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/xxmr_blackxx3/rhino.jpg

LMAO
Ya know that may not be much of an exaggeration. (And people wonder why I'm happy being a light-weight drinker?!?)

Bugeater
10-22-2006, 08:24 PM
I got to Joe's at 2pm and he was already there drinking. He finally crashed around 5am is what I was told. So, we figured that was at least 15-16 hours straight of drinking. He never made it to the game today. BTW, does anyone have a pic of the silly stringed Senator Dole?
I think I'm the only one who took one, I'll try to get it posted tomorrow. In hindsight, I should have taken one of the 6:30 AM Senator Dole. He was by far looking his best at that point.

Douche Baggins
10-22-2006, 08:28 PM
I don't understand how people can do that. I couldn't stand being a zombie on gameday.

Bugeater
10-22-2006, 08:38 PM
I don't understand how people can do that. I couldn't stand being a zombie on gameday.
Yeah, that part of it sucked. I spent most of the tailgate sleeping in my van. Evidently I can't recover from 13 straight hours of drinking as quickly as I used to.

Bowser
10-22-2006, 08:39 PM
Yeah, that part of it sucked. I spent most of the tailgate sleeping in my van. Evidently I can't recover from 13 straight hours of drinking as quickly as I used to.

There was bruised turds aplenty walking around the tailgate.

At least you recovered and finished strong.....

Iowanian
10-23-2006, 08:52 AM
Bobdole doesn't have anything to say today except "pass the charmin"

Jilly
10-23-2006, 09:24 AM
that sucks, Bob Dole. I could have had that ticket.

kindra68
10-23-2006, 09:42 AM
BTW, does anyone have a pic of the silly stringed Senator Dole?
ohmygoodness. How funny! I'm sorry that I missed this.

Phobia
10-23-2006, 09:48 AM
ohmygoodness. How funny! I'm sorry that I missed this.
He'll probably repeat it next weekend in Texarkana.

chagrin
10-23-2006, 09:55 AM
Zoner had Dole at about a count of 32.5 beers that day, yikes.

chagrin
10-23-2006, 09:57 AM
P.S. Hey Dole - Go Blue

sedated
10-23-2006, 10:38 AM
BTW, does anyone have a pic of the silly stringed Senator Dole?

I hope Bugeater's picture was good.

I really got that f*cker.


I couldn't tell if the next moring he was pissed off, drunk, or still asleep.

probably all of the above.

JazzzLovr
10-24-2006, 12:26 PM
bump :D

Raiderhader
10-24-2006, 12:42 PM
He was already very lit when I called him up about 8 Saturday night to see how the party was going.

This certainly explains why he didn't respond to my text message during the game, stupid f#cker. :shake:

Nzoner
10-24-2006, 01:31 PM
He was already very lit when I called him up about 8 Saturday night to see how the party was going.

This certainly explains why he didn't respond to my text message during the game, stupid f#cker. :shake:

I regret not getting a picture of him Sunday morning when he got up to get a cup of coffee and then was like fock it I'm too drunk,I'm going back to sleep.

Bill Parcells
10-24-2006, 01:40 PM
Bob Dole's legendary liver was pickeled a little too much to make it to the game the next day???

Bill Parcells says shame on you Bob Dole :shake:

Raiderhader
10-24-2006, 01:44 PM
I regret not getting a picture of him Sunday morning when he got up to get a cup of coffee and then was like fock it I'm too drunk,I'm going back to sleep.


I too regret your lack of action in this matter.

Frazod
10-24-2006, 01:46 PM
I'm sure ENDelt and Rausch are grateful that Bob Dole has taken over as new Official Ruling Planet Drunken Idiot. :D

Although frazod is pretty sure that Bob Dole did not barf on frazod's car.

JazzzLovr
10-24-2006, 02:57 PM
I'm sure ENDelt and Rausch are grateful that Bob Dole has taken over as new Official Ruling Planet Drunken Idiot. :D

Although frazod is pretty sure that Bob Dole did not barf on frazod's car.

LMAO

You know, those two are probably to blame for this. If they had been there, there wouldn't have been nearly as much booze left for the Senator to drink.

Thank goodness chagrin and sedated were there to help out, tho, or Bob Dole might have died of alcohol poisoning over the weekend.






;)

sedated
10-24-2006, 03:00 PM
Thank goodness chagrin and sedated were there to help out, tho, or Bob Dole might have died of alcohol poisoning over the weekend.

anything to save a life

Frazod
10-24-2006, 09:23 PM
BUMP :D

Ari Chi3fs
10-24-2006, 09:29 PM
He hasnt posted much since then, has he? heh.

Bob Dole
10-24-2006, 09:42 PM
Bob Dole remembers noting it was "only" 10pm... then suddenly it was 4:30am. Bob Dole thought he might catch a little bit of sleep and sober up enough to make the drive back south to Arrowhead.

Bob Dole was wrong. Very, very wrong. Apparently Bob Dole doesn't recover from a 16+ hour binge quite as well as he used to.

Bob Dole did, however, wave at everyone as he cruised by Arrowhead listening to KCFX about 1pm.

On the plus side, Bob Dole had an extra $100 to spend on cheap Missouri liquor today so he can bootleg it back to Texas.

Phobia
10-24-2006, 09:50 PM
You owe me $12.79.

morphius
10-24-2006, 09:53 PM
Bob Dole remembers noting it was "only" 10pm... then suddenly it was 4:30am. Bob Dole thought he might catch a little bit of sleep and sober up enough to make the drive back south to Arrowhead.

Bob Dole was wrong. Very, very wrong. Apparently Bob Dole doesn't recover from a 16+ hour binge quite as well as he used to.

Bob Dole did, however, wave at everyone as he cruised by Arrowhead listening to KCFX about 1pm.

On the plus side, Bob Dole had an extra $100 to spend on cheap Missouri liquor today so he can bootleg it back to Texas.
Well, I'm glad you made it back at least.

Bob Dole
10-24-2006, 09:54 PM
You owe me $12.79.

Huh?