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'Hamas' Jenkins
10-22-2006, 04:46 PM
Does anyone else finish off their dumps by cleaning up with Wet Wipes? My bowels are angry a good portion of the time, and I find that it helps clean up my rather tar-like stools. :thumb:

BWillie
10-22-2006, 04:53 PM
You know how I know your gay....

HAHA just kidding. I would just use my hand, and then wipe it off on an opposing teams jacket and by utilizing ice from his cooler.

DRU
10-22-2006, 05:08 PM
yes, wet wipes are the way to go. especially those of you who ever get hemroids. they have prep. H wet wipes that you can use as preventative maintenance. I haven't had another hemroid in a long time. and i'm sqeakie clean!

Bill Parcells
10-22-2006, 05:09 PM
Hamas..I would think you would have a bade..or bode..or bude..however the f*ck you spell it..you know, that water blaster thing next to the shitter that cleans your bunghole..you dont have one of them by now??

Especially after that rollercoaster with your Cardinals?? :p :hmmm: :D

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-22-2006, 05:11 PM
Bidet...and I have thought about it.

Bill Parcells
10-22-2006, 05:20 PM
Bidet...and I have thought about it.
AAAHHH..REFRESHING!!! :)

http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/iace_1970_bidet.jpg

Bowser
10-22-2006, 05:34 PM
I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.

burt
10-22-2006, 05:47 PM
I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.

I bet mamasboy uses wet wipes after a date with Tynes and Huard...........

ChiefsfaninPA
10-22-2006, 05:48 PM
Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.

burt
10-22-2006, 05:50 PM
Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.

mamasboy calls them man-juice-wipes..........