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SLAG
10-23-2006, 10:44 AM
Every week i have to listen to the Cocky MoFo talk his smaque -

after a chiefs loss he has to come over and say about how bad they were and then after a chiefs win he has to talk his weak smack talk- "YOU WURR SKERRED DAT HE WOUNT MAK DAT FIELD GOAL HUNH?"

"WHO AT TOP OF DA BRACKET- WHO GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS-WHO 5 AND 1 - WHO BEAT PITTSBURGH- WE DID -BRONCOS"

im so sick of it


what say you chiefs planet how do i handle the snoody broncos fan?

phisherman
10-23-2006, 10:46 AM
1. tell him to shove it
2. stop living vicariously through your hometown football team; maybe you won't be so hurt that way

siberian khatru
10-23-2006, 10:46 AM
http://www.design-technology.org/hacksaw.jpg http://www.morningsidepark.org/newsletter/images/trashbag.jpg

King_Chief_Fan
10-23-2006, 10:49 AM
You give a Donk fan a monkey penis to play with, they will keep occupied for hours on end.

Rain Man
10-23-2006, 10:53 AM
http://www.chairforce.com/fit2sit/combat-tactics/chap-4-files/fig4-26.gif

Repeat as necessary.

Rain Man
10-23-2006, 10:56 AM
Or maybe...

http://chino2.chino.k12.ca.us/chs/pe/eye.gouge.jpg

vailpass
10-23-2006, 10:57 AM
Every week i have to listen to the Cocky MoFo talk his smaque -

after a chiefs loss he has to come over and say about how bad they were and then after a chiefs win he has to talk his weak smack talk- "YOU WURR SKERRED DAT HE WOUNT MAK DAT FIELD GOAL HUNH?"

"WHO AT TOP OF DA BRACKET- WHO GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS-WHO 5 AND 1 - WHO BEAT PITTSBURGH- WE DID -BRONCOS"

im so sick of it


what say you chiefs planet how do i handle the snoody broncos fan?

I'm not sure how you can handle the division record comment but I see an opportunity to refute the "we beat Pittsburgh" take (given that Denver and Pitt haven't played yet).

cookster50
10-23-2006, 11:04 AM
Easy, bowl of antifreeze.

JimNasium
10-23-2006, 11:07 AM
Easy, bowl of antifreeze.
:cuss: Beat me to it.

buddha
10-23-2006, 11:08 AM
Step One: Hold him down.

Step Two: Pour a scalding pot of coffee down his freaking pie hole and tell him to shut the hell up!

Step Three: Beat him about the neck and face with the empty coffee container until the voice in your head tells you to stop.

Bugeater
10-23-2006, 11:12 AM
:cuss: Beat me to it.
Same here. That damn CP Bash picture thread distracted me.

Frazod
10-23-2006, 11:13 AM
Beat his ass. Or shoot him. Perhaps you could run over him with your car. Or a stolen bus. :#

SNR
10-23-2006, 11:16 AM
Every week i have to listen to the Cocky MoFo talk his smaque -

after a chiefs loss he has to come over and say about how bad they were and then after a chiefs win he has to talk his weak smack talk- "YOU WURR SKERRED DAT HE WOUNT MAK DAT FIELD GOAL HUNH?"

"WHO AT TOP OF DA BRACKET- WHO GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS-WHO 5 AND 1 - WHO BEAT PITTSBURGH- WE DID -BRONCOS"

im so sick of it


what say you chiefs planet how do i handle the snoody broncos fan?Does he really talk like that? Perhaps you should lend a hand to him. Send him to a qualified speech therapist maybe.

Count Zarth
10-23-2006, 11:18 AM
Send in Old Town Chief.

Or maybe Dale Mercer. Did you know he played college football?

StcChief
10-23-2006, 11:19 AM
Talk is cheap....let it play out on the field.

They way the really tore up the Raiders, Browns ? LOL

WilliamTheIrish
10-23-2006, 11:20 AM
Send in Old Town Chief.

Or maybe Dale Mercer. Did you know he played college football?


He's seen the bullets fly.

stevieray
10-23-2006, 11:30 AM
One HOF player in forty years.

Redrum_69
10-23-2006, 11:31 AM
YOur mom is like the sushi station in Lawrence...strangers sit down in a dimly lit room, she flops down on the table, they request samples of her pink salmon, end up getting yesterdays leftover raw tuna thats wrapped in seaweed to mask the brownish tint, and then settle for the poo poo platter from King Buffet...

siberian khatru
10-23-2006, 11:35 AM
:cuss: Beat me to it.

I was respectfully steering clear so Phobia could say it.

jidar
10-23-2006, 11:39 AM
Shoot The Rat in the face then tell Bronco fan "HE'S NOT SO COOL NOW IS HE?"

PastorMikH
10-23-2006, 11:41 AM
http://www.chairforce.com/fit2sit/combat-tactics/chap-4-files/fig4-26.gif

Repeat as necessary.




Why does it look like the kickee is smiling in that pic?



As for the Donkey fan, they barely beat us at Denver in OT with our BACKUP QB who had not seen any real playing time in 6 years. We'll kill them at Arrowhead. So just patiently wait for the oportunity to rub it in really good.

Warrior5
10-23-2006, 11:43 AM
"YOU WURR SKERRED DAT HE WOUNT MAK DAT FIELD GOAL HUNH?" "WHO AT TOP OF DA BRACKET- WHO GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS-WHO 5 AND 1 - WHO BEAT PITTSBURGH- WE DID -BRONCOS"

what say you chiefs planet how do i handle the snoody broncos fan?

I didn't know you worked with skinbra.

The next time he starts his tripe, you can either shoot him in the face, or just say, "Thanksgiving" and see if he can figure it out.

DenverDanChiefsFan
10-23-2006, 11:48 AM
Duct tape, pillow case and a baseball bat - find a nice out of the way filing room...

Rain Man
10-23-2006, 11:50 AM
Why does it look like the kickee is smiling in that pic?


He's a Broncos fan.

PastorMikH
10-23-2006, 11:54 AM
You could put a Denver Broncos sticker on the back of the office urinal (put it in the spot where it will be sure and encounter the streams). If you are the first user of the day, it should be dry enough for the sticker to stay. (I'd wear gloves to put it on though:))

ZootedGranny
10-23-2006, 11:54 AM
CUT THAT MOTHER****ER'S HEAD OFF

InChiefsHell
10-23-2006, 11:55 AM
Just wait till we kick the sheot out of them at Arrowhead...till then, lay low grasshopper...victory shall go to those who are patient...

Mr. Laz
10-23-2006, 11:56 AM
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/4906/gunlvo0.jpg

InChiefsHell
10-23-2006, 11:58 AM
Every week i have to listen to the Cocky MoFo talk his smaque -

after a chiefs loss he has to come over and say about how bad they were and then after a chiefs win he has to talk his weak smack talk- "YOU WURR SKERRED DAT HE WOUNT MAK DAT FIELD GOAL HUNH?"

"WHO AT TOP OF DA BRACKET- WHO GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS-WHO 5 AND 1 - WHO BEAT PITTSBURGH- WE DID -BRONCOS"

im so sick of it


what say you chiefs planet how do i handle the snoody broncos fan?

Just reply "WHO GOT JAKE DA FAYKE FO DAY KOTABACK? JAKE THEO TWO INTCEPSHUNS AGAINS DA BROWNS...DAY LUCKY DAY WON!!"

Have confidence in Jakes ability to implode. I do...

vailpass
10-23-2006, 12:03 PM
You could ask him what Denver plans to do now that they lost OL Matt Lepsis (knee) and DL Gerard Warren (toe). Lepsis' injury appears to be pretty bad. Both are out for the Indy game and Lepsis could be out much longer.
**** you very much for asking. LMAO
:banghead:

PastorMikH
10-23-2006, 12:05 PM
Go in and tell him, Indy 49, Denver 6 - count on it!

Rain Man
10-23-2006, 12:06 PM
I don't want to kick you while you're down, vailpass, but did Terrell Davis run out of the stands and take out Lepsis' knee, or did something else happen?

cookster50
10-23-2006, 12:35 PM
Make him read every single one of GoChiefs posts. All of them! Sober!

Iowanian
10-23-2006, 12:49 PM
I"d just say
"next week, backup LT vs Dwight Freeney, with Jake PlummINT and Taintum fumBELL and your D vs the Indy O that OWNS Denver."

Then, jab 5 yards of rusty barbed wire in his dickhole. grab the end, pull it like you're trying to start an old lawn mower.

Thats how I roll.

CosmicPal
10-23-2006, 12:52 PM
You only have to deal with one jack-off fan. I have to deal with 100,000 of them every day.

vailpass
10-23-2006, 01:21 PM
I don't want to kick you while you're down, vailpass, but did Terrell Davis run out of the stands and take out Lepsis' knee, or did something else happen?

I'm going to reserve comment on this one against the off chance that you should ever come within nut-kicking range.

InChiefsHell
10-23-2006, 01:24 PM
I"d just say
"next week, backup LT vs Dwight Freeney, with Jake PlummINT and Taintum fumBELL and your D vs the Indy O that OWNS Denver."

Then, jab 5 yards of rusty barbed wire in his dickhole. grab the end, pull it like you're trying to start an old lawn mower.

Thats how I roll.

...holy shit...

Rain Man
10-23-2006, 01:27 PM
I'm going to reserve comment on this one against the off chance that you should ever come within nut-kicking range.

I should warn you that I wear a cup 24/7.

boogblaster
10-23-2006, 01:28 PM
Was told at a early age..REMOVE THE HEAD THE BODY WILL DIE .....

Iowanian
10-23-2006, 01:46 PM
Just tell Dan to have WU feed him to the pigs.

BIG_DADDY
10-23-2006, 01:59 PM
Bang his women.

Calcountry
10-23-2006, 02:49 PM
YOur mom is like the sushi station in Lawrence...strangers sit down in a dimly lit room, she flops down on the table, they request samples of her pink salmon, end up getting yesterdays leftover raw tuna thats wrapped in seaweed to mask the brownish tint, and then settle for the poo poo platter from King Buffet...When eating Suishi, I prefer the yellow tail.

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 03:06 PM
Taintum fumBELL :LOL: ...who says Iowanian's lost his burst???

Frazod
10-23-2006, 04:32 PM
You only have to deal with one jack-off fan. I have to deal with 100,000 of them every day.

Move.

Bwana
10-23-2006, 04:34 PM
Have you ever seen that movie Fargo?? (Wood chipper, nuff said)

Frazod
10-23-2006, 04:38 PM
Have you ever seen that movie Fargo?? (Wood chipper, nuff said)

Only do it feet first, while he's still alive. :evil:

BTW, I'm sorry I missed you and Bob yesterday. Apparently you guys had already moved on to B5 by the time I got there.

Que Card QB
10-23-2006, 04:42 PM
Step 1)Have some of these photographic genius' we have around here, make you a copy of the last two Donkey Super Bowl trophies with "Won With Roids" scratched into the bottom.

Step 2)Gve him a copy of "Romo's" book and circle the part about doing roids and breaking fingers.

Step 3)Ask him to name one offensive lineman on the spot.

Step 4)Have baby bottle full of green liquid ready for fetal positioned donkey fan to nurse.

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2006, 05:30 PM
I GOT IT!!

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/mmannion/2005/12/15/mountain_dew.jpg + http://www.epa.gov/msw/images/antifreeze.jpg

Garcia Bronco
10-23-2006, 05:46 PM
Haha...send him Chief's Cheerleader pics

Garcia Bronco
10-23-2006, 05:53 PM
You could run Left Tackle smack...Lepsis...ACL out for the year. Ask him if he thinks Cooper Carlisle will be a good replacement.

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 06:57 PM
I know! post a message on a KC board asking your inbreed bretheren how to defend yourself against a broncos fans that gets the last laugh every year. Sack it up you KC candy a**

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 07:08 PM
I know! post a message on a KC board asking your inbreed bretheren how to defend yourself against a broncos fans that gets the last laugh every year. Sack it up you KC candy a**
Man... i could swear i flushed you just 20 minutes ago, that toilet needs fixing again..............................................

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 07:11 PM
Man! not only is your handle scott free, you are smack free what's next your dad can beat up my dad.

B2chiefsfan
10-23-2006, 07:13 PM
Man... i could swear i flushed you just 20 minutes ago, that toilet needs fixing again..............................................


Annoying little floater.....isn't he.......???

dtebbe
10-23-2006, 07:14 PM
I'd just bring him flowers the day after the Broncos go 1 and out in the playoffs, and say "believe me brother, I know how it feels".

DT

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 07:14 PM
Whats next guys gonna start another thread and ask the posse for some killer smack? lmao!

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 07:19 PM
Man! not only is your handle scott free, you are smack free what's next your dad can beat up my dad.
LOL, he probably could but thats not the point. BTW is that a piece of the corn i ate last nite on yer face???

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 07:23 PM
next! smack free isn't cutting it.

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 07:28 PM
next! smack free isn't cutting it.
Not my best, but a FAR sight better than anything you've slung, you're weaker than ol' Splatt Lepsis' ACL.

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 07:34 PM
yawn

runnercyclist
10-23-2006, 07:37 PM
You only have to deal with one jack-off fan. I have to deal with 100,000 of them every day.

This is the reason I didn't accept a promotion that would have moved me to Denver.

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 07:40 PM
yawn
Funny...i was thinking the same thing about you, i will say that i was highly impressed by the 17 you guys hung on the MIGHTY browneyes. Thats the kind of production that vaults a team straight to the bottom!!!

Davechief
10-23-2006, 07:42 PM
In regards to the field goal comment here is what to do

1) Find someone in the office to assist you. Give
your assistant a yellow penalty flag

2) Do your best Lawrence Tynes impression and kick
his nutsack over a desk lined up at the other
end of the office

3) Have your assistant throw the penalty flag

4) Back up five yards and repeat the play

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 07:45 PM
Careful i might have to inform you about your wonderful defense you cheapies were so proud of for one game, ohhhh i was equally mpressed with the 7 you hung on the steelers.

Saulbadguy
10-23-2006, 07:48 PM
Knife to his retina.

Davechief
10-23-2006, 07:49 PM
We will all be impressed if the Donkies and Jake the Mistake manage to hang seven on us at Arrowhead next month.

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 07:58 PM
Careful i might have to inform you about your wonderful defense you cheapies were so proud of for one game, ohhhh i was equally mpressed with the 7 you hung on the steelers.
Yeah, your monstrous plummet led O is just knock n m dead huh!!! Backup CHIEFS QB, donx starter = same results, go figure!!! Go over to NFL. com and have a look ROFL , your money's on the dresser baby, i'm thru wit u. See ya Thanksgiving sucker. PS- keep the kleenex handy, you'll need'em.

Psyko Tek
10-23-2006, 08:00 PM
Why does it look like the kickee is smiling in that pic?



As for the Donkey fan, they barely beat us at Denver in OT with our BACKUP QB who had not seen any real playing time in 6 years. We'll kill them at Arrowhead. So just patiently wait for the oportunity to rub it in really good.
that's what I used today, on a bronc fan

side note, Hey Rainman your'e rich, right?

so a week before thanksgiving buy up all the TUMS, Rolaids, and Pepto Bismal in Denver,
you can make a mint on it, when the whole city gets an upset tummy during the game

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Please save your plummer smack cheese dick i don't like the putz either, you wanna have a contest to see who can make more fun of him? Ohhhhh but before we do that what's your record again?

Psyko Tek
10-23-2006, 08:04 PM
next! smack free isn't cutting it.


who the **** are you, and why should I care?

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 08:04 PM
Please save your plummer smack cheese dick i don't like the putz either, you wanna have a contest to see who can make more fun of him? Ohhhhh but before we do that what's your record again?
Told ya i was through with you honey......but since your still here get on your knees.

Davechief
10-23-2006, 08:05 PM
At Arrowhead against you clowns our record is pretty good

Dickies Prostate
10-23-2006, 08:08 PM
Told ya i was through with you honey......but since your still here get on your knees.



Well they may do that way in mulletville but this isn't a family reunion and iam not related so i guess your out of luck festus, you will have to get your pudding ride someplace else.

Frazod
10-23-2006, 08:11 PM
I see LB 52 is back. Or at least it was. ROFL

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 08:17 PM
Well they may do that way in mulletville but this isn't a family reunion and iam not related so i guess your out of luck festus, you will have to get your pudding ride someplace else.
Ahhh.....i see...you like to play coy, yet still keep bending over for me when nobodys lookin', tell me your secrets baby. Did you draw that self portrait in the header for ME??? I'm flattered AND wore out, if ya need to clean up theres a towel in the closet over there............................

Frazod
10-23-2006, 08:28 PM
Ahhh.....i see...you like to play coy, yet still keep bending over for me when nobodys lookin', tell me your secrets baby. Did you draw that self portrait in the header for ME??? I'm flattered AND wore out, if ya need to clean up theres a towel in the closet over there............................

Relax, dude. One of the mods flushed the toilet. The turd is gone.

Bwana
10-23-2006, 08:28 PM
I see LB 52 is back. Or at least it was. ROFL
Yeah...............I'm still waiting for him (LB 52 or 56 what ever the puds name was) to show up on my doorstep and kick my ass. You're not the only one with internet Rambo want to be Nancy boys making threats. ROFL

Seriously, what happened to these clowns??

Easy 6
10-23-2006, 08:32 PM
Relax, dude. One of the mods flushed the toilet. The turd is gone.
LOL, i know bro.. but you know he's still lookin' and i just had to give a parting gift!!!

Frazod
10-23-2006, 08:32 PM
Yeah...............I'm still waiting for him (LB 52 or 56 waht ever the puds name was) to show up on my doorstep and kick my ass. You're not the only one with internet Rambo want to be Nancy boys making threats. ROFL

Seriously, what happened to these clowns??

Who knows? I assume they got beat up frequently as children.

Bwana
10-23-2006, 08:39 PM
Who knows? I assume they got beat up frequently as children.

That was one of my theories, the other would have something to do with weak armed mothers and craniums hitting the kitchen floor on a regular basis.

SLAG
10-23-2006, 08:42 PM
damn this thread took off..

lots of good ideas..

i think i will start with the antifreeze... and go from there should have thought about that my own damn self :banghead:

boogblaster
10-23-2006, 10:23 PM
remember.. remove the head the body follows ....

SLAG
10-23-2006, 10:27 PM
my thing is... im usally trying to hold a honest football discussion with him then he just gets cocky about the broncos and wont even reconize anything the chiefs do as a sign of life or promise..

just a hateful person.

Guru
10-23-2006, 10:36 PM
Just bide your time Slag. Save it for when they completely melt down. That is inevitible.

That Mr. Anderson, is the sound of inevitibility. That is the sound of your death, Mr. Anderson."