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luv
10-24-2006, 01:59 AM
Don't know if this belongs in DC. I just thought it was funny.

http://dir.yahoo.com/thespark/3428/the-politics-of-smurfing

Smurfs have been smurfing quite a stir since Belgian artist Peyo introduced them to the world on October 23, 1958. When Hanna-Barbera brought them to U.S. television sets in the early '80s, folks started accusing the sky-blue critters of being card-smurfing communists. They smurfed together in a commune-like setting, protecting themselves from Gargamel, a wretched capitalist who plotted to eat them or turn them into gold, depending on the episode. Some even believe that Karl Marx and Papa Smurf were separated at birth. (Nevermind that Papa's eternally 542 years old.) If the gossip wasn't about the Smurfs being commies, it was about their anti-feminist tendencies. Gargamel, after all, created the brunette Smurfette to wreak havoc on the village boys. Luckily, Papa smurfed a spell to pacify the lass. (Blonde locks and long lashes were just part of the makeover). The village smurfed over the blonde bombshell. And so did we. We couldn't get enough of Smurfette or the jolly Smurf dudes trying to impress her. We begged mom for Smurfberry Crunch, and us gals smurfed our hair obsessively to achieve our own Smurfette pompadour. Today, we suggest smurfing the politics in favor of singing: Happy Smurfday to you, enchanting village of blue.

Guru
10-24-2006, 02:02 AM
papa smurf, papa smurf, papa smurf

Halfcan
10-24-2006, 02:02 AM
Smurfing?? I thought this thread was about those freaks that dress in costumes and have group sex.

Guru
10-24-2006, 02:03 AM
Smurfing?? I thought this thread was about those freaks that dress in costumes and have group sex.
Admit it Halfcan, you were one of them weren't you? ROFL

pr_capone
10-24-2006, 02:05 AM
Smurfing?? I thought this thread was about those freaks that dress in costumes and have group sex.

You are thinking of Plushies

Halfcan
10-24-2006, 02:11 AM
Admit it Halfcan, you were one of them weren't you? ROFL

Actually I think it was a Diane Sawyer interview and story if I remember right. It was soo creepy-a whole room full of Sluggers and KC Wolfs. The guy sponsoring the party had a zillion zits on his face-no wonder he wanted to wear a mask. :(

Halfcan
10-24-2006, 02:11 AM
You are thinking of Plushies


ROFL Plushies-is that French for Creepy?

BucEyedPea
10-24-2006, 02:15 AM
http://cartoon80s.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smurfs.jpeg

I went smurfing and found smurf games here (http://www.smurf.com)!!

and smurf ice-cream here:

http://www.award.szpilman.de/01/best04/w.01.bus.jpg

Rausch
10-24-2006, 02:17 AM
HA!

Wait........that's not much ta'.........nebbermind.

Rausch
10-24-2006, 02:19 AM
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't ****.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette ****s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She ****s them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

Baby Lee
10-24-2006, 09:13 AM
We came up with all those parallels between the Smurfs and Communism on our own clear back in HS.