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TinyEvel
10-24-2006, 10:53 AM
CHAPS GUYS? or BANANA REPUBLIC GUYS?


I was flipping through my new issue of ESPN the magazine, hurrying past the requisite ad garbage that pollutes the first ten pages, and noticed a surplus of "aspirational young whities with token African American" in confident poses for your (not so) favorite clothing companies. It made me wonder, who'd win in a fight? Which one of these brands would I want to identify with based on cliche manliness and physical strength and cunning? After all, this is my SPORTS rag they're living in.

So I thought I'd open it up to my BB jury.

Who'd win in a fight?

Just to keep if a fair three-on-three match, Banana Republic guys don't get to bring the girl, nor "Seacrest guy."

So, it's CHAPS guys (Ed Begley Jr. guy, Black guy with English accent guy, and Luke Wilson guy)
versus
Banana Republic Guys (Charlie from Party of Five with Photoshopped stubble and clear complexion guy, snarky Adrian Brody with glasses guy, and Puerto Rican MLB baseball player with Kobe Bryant hair guy)

No weapons, just fists. And they'd have to wear the clothes from the ad.

Things to consider: BR guys' stubble guy looks like he has some mean hooks for scratching. Glasses guy already has his shirt unbottoned and tie loosened, he's ready to throw down. Knit sweaters pull off easily for intimidating pec flexing.

CHAPS guys' are wearing the layered look, which could hamper flexibility, but the soccer ball implies they'd be good at kicking, and notice the "no socks" policy on all three. That could mean they know martial arts, or implies some kind of organized gang affiliation. Or, it could just mean they'll run off BR guys' with foot stank.

VOTE!

(note, this is a public poll, other CP members will be able to see your answers!)

:p

CoMoChief
10-24-2006, 10:54 AM
Chuck Norris wins all fights, regardless if he's in them or not.

Phobia
10-24-2006, 10:55 AM
You should at least give them some simulated light sabers.

TinyEvel
10-24-2006, 10:55 AM
CHAPS GUYS:

Bowser
10-24-2006, 10:56 AM
You should at least give them some simulated light sabers.

Or a bowl of cabbage soup.

TinyEvel
10-24-2006, 10:57 AM
BANANA REPUBLIC GUYS:

Easy 6
10-24-2006, 10:57 AM
Chuck Norris wins all fights, regardless if he's in them or not.
Its written in the Old Testament, i know that much..........................

noa
10-24-2006, 10:59 AM
Chuck Norris wins all fights, regardless if he's in them or not.

Unless Rich Scanlon is involved

jynni
10-24-2006, 11:00 AM
I voted Tynes...

But - looking at the pics, I'd say the Chaps guys destroy the BR guys.

Radar Chief
10-24-2006, 11:00 AM
Gaz shows no mercy.

morphius
10-24-2006, 11:06 AM
My vote goes to triangle man.

noa
10-24-2006, 11:08 AM
My vote goes to triangle man.


I heard he got in a fight with universe man.

Phobia
10-24-2006, 11:09 AM
Or a bowl of cabbage soup.

I feel really badly about all that. The fog has nearly cleared my home. Nearly.

Bowser
10-24-2006, 11:11 AM
I feel really badly about all that. The fog has nearly cleared my home. Nearly.

A fresh coat of paint throughout the house should help. Or six coats.

Is Pink OK?

ck_IN
10-24-2006, 12:02 PM
Gaz would whip out a bottle of tequila rose and get midevil on all their azzes.

TinyEvel
10-24-2006, 10:47 PM
TYNES guys win!!!

boogblaster
10-25-2006, 08:27 AM
all looked like geeks too me..Ill vote for Boomer....

jspchief
10-25-2006, 08:35 AM
You have to weigh less than 125 pounds and be gay to wear Banana Republic. They lose.

Bwana
10-25-2006, 08:36 AM
Tynes without question...........unless they are all in jail and Tynes fumbles to soap in the shower. :eek:

Iowanian
10-25-2006, 08:39 AM
The guy from a Wrangler Ad, with leather gloves, denim shirt with the dirt on it, and the fencing pliers Wins.

FATALITAH!