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Rain Man
10-24-2006, 04:48 PM
As a long-time observer and poster on Chiefsplanet, I have noticed a wee bit of conflict recently between one Mecca and several other posters. The conflicts have been escalating, and I think it's time that the Chiefsplanet legal system stepped in.

I am declaring a monkey court to be put into place for the purpose of placing Mecca on trial. As a known neutral party, I shall serve as the judge for this trial. The charges are:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. Threats to kill other Chiefsplanet members in the interest of protecting animals.

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Additional charges may be filed by the prosecution before the trial begins.

By participating in the trial, all parties agree that the rulings of the court will stand, unless for some reason they don't want to listen to the court.

Over the course of the next few days, the following will take place.

1. Mecca may appoint a lawyer to represent him, or he may choose to represent himself. The lawyer need not be a real lawyer. He may also choose to have a larger defense team if he wishes, but the lead defender will be the only official voice.

2. The opposing side will choose a lawyer to represent them, or if none can be chosen, I shall select one. The lawyer need not be a real lawyer. Might I suggest that candidates nominate themselves in this thread, and I will then create a poll, with the largest votegetter being selected as lead prosecutor. The prosecution may also choose to have a larger prosecution team, but the lead prosecutor will be the only official voice.

3. I will request volunteers with possible actual legal experience to serve as my backroom legal team in running the trial. Any attorneys want to volunteer for this task? You cannot be part of the prosecution or defense, or be a potential witness for either side.

4. A random selection of Chiefsplanet members with more than 500 posts will be solicited for jury duty. We will then work with the prosecution and the defense to select the jury.

5. Then...the trial begins.

I would advise both sides to begin preparing their legal teams immediately. Jury selection will begin later this week.

(Banging Gavel)

Ari Chi3fs
10-24-2006, 04:51 PM
Hey Rainman,

Longtime Lurker, First Time poster, here.... Uh, as a witness who has sat on the sideline watching idly...

I have to say that Mecca's only real contribution was the hot chicks he used to have in his signature, and the 8500 pages of animated gifs that he posted.

that is all, I think im impartial enough to be a juror.

burt
10-24-2006, 04:51 PM
Sounds too time consuming, otherwise I'd love to represent Mecca.

cdcox
10-24-2006, 04:52 PM
Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player


Motion to dismiss the judge based on previously stated opinions on charges 2 and 3 aforementioned.

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 04:53 PM
that is all, I think im impartial enough to be a juror.

The court appreciates your correspondence. All jury notices will be distributed randomly, and if called, we appreciate your civic duty.

burt
10-24-2006, 04:54 PM
Motion to dismiss the judge based on previously stated opinions on charges 2 and 3 aforementioned.

same charge, differt infractions............

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 04:55 PM
Motion to dismiss the judge based on previously stated opinions on charges 2 and 3 aforementioned.

Motion denied, on account that the attorney making the motion does not represent either side in this case.

(Gosh, this was my worst nightmare. I'd hate to be kicked off the case of the century.)

burt
10-24-2006, 04:57 PM
Motion denied, on account that the attorney making the motion does not represent either side in this case.

(Gosh, this was my worst nightmare. I'd hate to be kicked off the case of the century.)

um, .....you quit feeding the greatest thread ever.................

JimNasium
10-24-2006, 04:58 PM
I'd like to be "randomly" selected to sit on this jury please.

cdcox
10-24-2006, 04:59 PM
Motion denied, on account that the attorney making the motion does not represent either side in this case.

(Gosh, this was my worst nightmare. I'd hate to be kicked off the case of the century.)

It's out there now. No telling when a real attorney will spring it.

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:00 PM
I'd like to be "randomly" selected to sit on this jury please.

Thank you for your correspondence, and your interest in this case. If you receive a jury notice, we will appreciate your civic duty.

listopencil
10-24-2006, 05:01 PM
Can you do the monkey trial in a kangaroo court? I think that would be best.


-Amicus Curiae

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:01 PM
um, .....you quit feeding the greatest thread ever.................

How did that not get 1,000 posts? I'm amazed. It had everything.

NJ Chief Fan
10-24-2006, 05:02 PM
if i volunteer to be a juror(sp?), if my county calls me in for jury duty can i just tell them i was a juror for chiesplanet court, and that will excuse me?

Count Zarth
10-24-2006, 05:02 PM
I nominate KCTitus as prosecuting attorney.

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:02 PM
It's out there now. No telling when a real attorney will spring it.

Okay, what'll it take to keep this quiet? Some money? A trip to Vegas? A couple of hookers?

JimNasium
10-24-2006, 05:03 PM
I nominate KCTitus as prosecuting attorney.
Either him or Baby Lee. Both need to serve on the prosecution team.

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:03 PM
if i volunteer to be a juror(sp?), if my county calls me in for jury duty can i just tell them i was a juror for chiesplanet court, and that will excuse me?

You will receive a letter thanking you for your service. You can submit that to any other jurisdiction.

cdcox
10-24-2006, 05:03 PM
Okay, what'll it take to keep this quiet? Some money? A trip to Vegas? A couple of hookers?

I'm incorrupta-- did you say money?

Ari Chi3fs
10-24-2006, 05:04 PM
Sweet, I just got my 'Random' Juror invite!

I got the golden ticket!!

http://www.borg.com/~superman/memor/ticket.jpg

Adept Havelock
10-24-2006, 05:04 PM
Oooh, A "Monkey Trial"? If I provide the bananas will it help me be selected as a juror?

chagrin
10-24-2006, 05:05 PM
Rain Man - Since I have not read any of the conflict at all, even pointing that out in other posts, I would be an impartial observer, and therefore request a seat in the jury box, PM me if this is cool with you

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:07 PM
Rain Man - Since I have not read any of the conflict at all, even pointing that out in other posts, I would be an impartial observer, and therefore request a seat in the jury box, PM me if this is cool with you

Thank you for your correspondence and your interest in the case. If you are randomly selected as a juror, the court appreciates your civic duty.

Count Zarth
10-24-2006, 05:08 PM
I would also like a random selection. :D

JBucc
10-24-2006, 05:11 PM
I can represent you Mecca. Everyone loves me and I work for rep. (positive rep)

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:12 PM
I would also like a random selection. :D

Thank you for your correspondence and your interest in the case. If you are randomly selected as a juror, the court appreciates your civic duty.

Cochise
10-24-2006, 05:12 PM
ROFL

JBucc
10-24-2006, 05:13 PM
Do we have a baliff yet? I nominate Frazod.

Frazod whack his peepee!

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:14 PM
We currently have two nominations for prosecutor - kctitus and baby lee - and one self-nomination for defender - jbucc.

Nominations will remain open until Thursday at noon. At that time, Mecca will choose his lead defender (or if he is not available, we will have a poll), and the poll to select a lead prosecutor will be posted.

Delano
10-24-2006, 05:15 PM
I hate bike thieves, but love apricot BMW's. I enjoy cats as pets but detest bare spots. Big rocks are the best, the Raiders are the worst.

Am I qualified to sit on this jury?

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:15 PM
ROFL


Order in the court! Order in the court!

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:16 PM
I hate bike thieves, but love apricot BMW's. I enjoy cats as pets but detest bare spots. Big rocks are the best, the Raiders are the worst.

Am I qualified to sit on this jury?

Thank you for your correspondence and your interest in the case. If you are randomly selected as a juror, the court appreciates your civic duty.

StcChief
10-24-2006, 05:17 PM
I've always been in school when called to serve on Jury duty......I think I just jinked myself.

Fairplay
10-24-2006, 05:17 PM
I would like to be a jury member sir.

Cochise
10-24-2006, 05:19 PM
Order in the court! Order in the court!
:fart: oops....

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:21 PM
In the interest of providing swift justice, the court has now determined that anybody who wishes to volunteer for jury duty may do so, and they will be automatically entered into the jury pool along with a random selection. The two sides will select the actual jury from this pool.

Current members of the jury pool are:

Ari Chiefs
JimNasium
NJ Chief Fan
Adept Havelock
Chagrin
Gochiefs
Delano
Fairplay
Stcchief (I think)

noa
10-24-2006, 05:33 PM
Mecca turned me into a newt. I say we burn him!!!!!

Rain Man
10-24-2006, 05:34 PM
Mecca turned me into a newt. I say we burn him!!!!!

(Banging gavel)

One more outburst like that and I'll have you removed from the courtroom!

burt
10-24-2006, 06:13 PM
may be feeding time.......

elvomito
10-24-2006, 06:16 PM
i nominate myself as executioner.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

Bill Parcells
10-24-2006, 06:18 PM
I am a neutral troll..a perfect specimen to be a juror :clap:

Logical
10-24-2006, 06:23 PM
Let the record show Mecca claimed the hit by Geathers was not worthy of a suspension, not that it did not warrant a fine.

JimNasium
10-24-2006, 06:25 PM
Let the record show Mecca claimed the hit by Geathers was not worthy of a suspension, not that it did not warrant a fine.
Here's the perfect lawyer for the defendant.

C-Mac
10-24-2006, 06:33 PM
"You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!"

Ari Chi3fs
10-24-2006, 06:35 PM
i nominate the girl in Elvomito's avatar to give lapdances to all members of the juror pool

Sully
10-24-2006, 06:38 PM
I wanna be in the jury pool!!!

JimNasium
10-24-2006, 06:41 PM
I wonder which strip club we will end up being sequestered in?

Fairplay
10-24-2006, 06:42 PM
Here's the perfect lawyer for the defendant.



Agreed.

Archie F. Swin
10-24-2006, 06:47 PM
What we have here is a failure to realize that you all are a bunch of ****ing drama queens

JimNasium
10-24-2006, 06:48 PM
What we have here is a failure to realize that you all are a bunch of ****ing drama queens
Shakin' the bush boss, shakin' the bush.

JBucc
10-24-2006, 06:49 PM
What we have here is a failure to realize that you all are a bunch of ****ing drama queensAfter we decide Mecca's fate I think this one needs to be put on trial. He's clearly a subordinate and has no respect for authority.

blueballs
10-24-2006, 06:49 PM
I could not be on a jury of Mecca's peers
that would be an insult

....T.....

Archie F. Swin
10-24-2006, 06:54 PM
After we decide Mecca's fate I think this one needs to be put on trial. He's clearly a subordinate and has no respect for authority.

eat my shorts

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 07:41 PM
Sounds too time consuming, otherwise I'd love to represent Mecca.
That's like letting the wolf represent the lamb's best interrest at dinner time.


I'm all for it.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 07:43 PM
I nominate KCTitus as prosecuting attorney.
Damn rightous call. However, I wouldn't make him the lead attn. because he's not here very often. We need someone who eats, sleeps and breathes this place. A real dork with no life.

You.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 07:44 PM
Do we have a baliff yet? I nominate Frazod.

Frazod whack his peepee!
As long as there isn't a fridge in the court room we should all be safe.

Adept Havelock
10-24-2006, 07:54 PM
i nominate the girl in Elvomito's avatar to give lapdances to all members of the juror pool

Seconded.

SNR
10-24-2006, 09:39 PM
I don't even know who the main plaintiff is. Who's been bitching about these grievances? Who "called out" Mecca?

And if it will please the court, I'd like to be a member of the defense committee. I have no soul anyway, and I'd like to give a shot at the Chewbacca defense.

SLAG
10-24-2006, 09:44 PM
I Offer the court any services I can Provide-

PastorMikH
10-24-2006, 09:45 PM
I pretty much have my mind made up that he is guilty of the charges so I have no problem serving on the jury.

Moo
10-24-2006, 09:45 PM
I Offer the court any services I can Provide-

You must bring the sandwich tray.

Moo

Easy 6
10-24-2006, 09:47 PM
I find it beyond despicable that you have waited until mere weeks before the elections to spring these charges. Partisan politics at its worst. You have blatantly sat on these revelations, thereby endangering countless innocents. Yet in light of these facts he is guilty, guilty, guilty and should be summarily shot at 0800.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 09:47 PM
I Offer the court any services I can Provide-
Frazod the Balif only shoots fridges, but he may make an exception for you. Sound good?

Iowanian
10-24-2006, 09:48 PM
Charges of public disergentedness have been overlooked.

Its obvious that SCTrojan should be appointed for the defense....after all, the only quality comes from USC.

PastorMikH
10-24-2006, 09:50 PM
Here's the perfect lawyer for the defendant.


I agree. Mecca/Jim reminds me of the kid who is trying to be more extreme than his extreme father - he just isn't quite as bright as the old man.:)

SLAG
10-24-2006, 09:55 PM
Frazod the Balif only shoots fridges, but he may make an exception for you. Sound good?


No Not really-

I was thinking more as the Monkey Court Pimp.. who brings the ho's for the Jury and for whom ever wins the trial...

OnTheWarpath58
10-24-2006, 09:59 PM
I would be honored to serve the court as a member of the jury......

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:02 PM
No Not really-

I was thinking more as the Monkey Court Pimp.. who brings the ho's for the Jury and for whom ever wins the trial...
Actually, that spot has already been filled by the chick in Elvomito's avatar. Still wanna be shot by Frazod the Big Game Fridge Hunter?

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:04 PM
Do we have a baliff yet? I nominate Frazod.

Frazod whack his peepee!

Great, I'm Bull Shannon. :D

SLAG
10-24-2006, 10:05 PM
Actually, that spot has already been filled by the chick in Elvomito's avatar. Still wanna be shot by Frazod the Big Game Fridge Hunter?


:hmmm:

Now what Prey tell is your position with the court -

Judge Rain Man does Simplex Operate under your Jurice Prudence?

And if so...

Is getting Shot by Frazod the only open position for me?

:shrug:

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:08 PM
Great, I'm Bull Shannon. :D
I heard he banged Markie Post. :shrug:

SLAG
10-24-2006, 10:09 PM
I heard he banged Markie Post. :shrug:


http://www.beertownusa.com/prodimages/Helping%20Ugly%20People%20have%20sex%20SM.jpg

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:09 PM
I heard he banged Markie Post. :shrug:

Mmmmm.... Markie :drool:

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:10 PM
http://www.beertownusa.com/prodimages/Helping%20Ugly%20People%20have%20sex%20SM.jpg

I should get some of that stuff. I'm just as ugly and nearly as bald!

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:10 PM
Mmmmm.... Markie :drool:
You'll shoot Slag, right?

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:12 PM
You'll shoot Slag, right?

Sure, why not? :)

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:15 PM
Sure, why not? :)
Do I have to dress him up as a fridge or is simply sounding a siren enough?

boogblaster
10-24-2006, 10:16 PM
Balif whack his pee-pee ....

SLAG
10-24-2006, 10:16 PM
Do I have to dress him up as a fridge or is simply sounding a siren enough?


I would only agree to get shot at if I was Dressed up as a fridge


:harumph:

Thig Lyfe
10-24-2006, 10:18 PM
Is it too late to be added to the jury pool?

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:18 PM
Do I have to dress him up as a fridge or is simply sounding a siren enough?

Nah. Remember, that was an accident. I'm much better when I actually mean to shoot something. :bang:

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:18 PM
Is it too late to be added to the jury pool?
We're still looking for someone that Frazod can shoot.

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:19 PM
We're still looking for someone that Frazod can shoot.

I have a list.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:19 PM
Nah. Remember, that was an accident. I'm much better when I actually mean to shoot something. :bang:
ROFL

That is one of my all-time favorite stories to tell when people start talking about dumb wives and/or animals.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:20 PM
I have a list.
Uhhm, can I take a look? If it's alphabetical I really only need to see the "S"s.

Baconeater
10-24-2006, 10:22 PM
We're still looking for someone that Frazod can shoot.
Maybe we should just say **** the trial and have him execute Mecca.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:22 PM
Maybe we should just say **** the trial and have him execute Mecca.
I like the way you think.

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:25 PM
ROFL

That is one of my all-time favorite stories to tell when people start talking about dumb wives and/or animals.

Gee, thanks. nlm

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:26 PM
Uhhm, can I take a look? If it's alphabetical I really only need to see the "S"s.

I'd better keep that to myself. I wouldn't want it used as evidence or anything.... :hmmm:

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:27 PM
Gee, thanks. nlm
What? I don't use it for dumb husband stories. I put you in the sympathetic role. It's entirely the wife and cat's fault.

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 10:28 PM
I'd better keep that to myself. I wouldn't want it used as evidence or anything.... :hmmm:
"I don't recall Senator".

Frazod
10-24-2006, 10:28 PM
What? I don't use it for dumb husband stories. I put you in the sympathetic role. It's entirely the wife and cat's fault.

Okay.

I'll remove you from the list. :D

I'm out. Goodnight.

SPchief
10-24-2006, 11:08 PM
This thread is awsome. Drama from both sides of the argument makes it interesting. And I just want to note that I have never had a spat with Mecca, therefore making me pretty impartial.

Phobia
10-24-2006, 11:10 PM
I'd like to enter the accusation that Mecca is Tom Kash.

SNR
10-24-2006, 11:18 PM
I'd like to enter the accusation that Mecca is Tom Kash.Who?

greg63
10-24-2006, 11:53 PM
Ooh, ooh, can I be the bailiff??

SNR
10-24-2006, 11:56 PM
Ooh, ooh, can I be the bailiff??frazod already accepted. You can be the guy on TV who says, "The people are real. The cases presented are real."

Guru
10-24-2006, 11:59 PM
Judge Wapner, Rusty and Mike Lewellen.

INstead of peoples court music, might I suggest, MNF theme music with Al Michaels adding the commentary.

greg63
10-24-2006, 11:59 PM
frazod already accepted. You can be the guy on TV who says, "The people are real. The cases presented are real."

Cool! I can do that.

greg63
10-25-2006, 12:00 AM
Judge Wapner, Rusty and Mike Lewellen.

INstead of peoples court music, might I suggest, MNF theme music with Al Michaels adding the commentary.

Good idea.

greg63
10-25-2006, 12:02 AM
"The people are real. The cases presented are real. Both parties have agreed to dismiss their cases and settle their differences here in our forum; The ChiefsPlanet Court!"

JohnnyV13
10-25-2006, 12:18 AM
Well....I could be on the defense team....I always like the underdog. Anyway...no one expects us to win, so if you pull it off great. If you lose...well...your case was impossible, cause it was a biased jury.

And...i do have some responsibility here. See, I knew Mecca from the AOL football chatroom and I was the one that told him about the planet.

Of course, I also was the one that got QT to come here, so you need to take that into consideration

Guru
10-25-2006, 12:23 AM
Well....I could be on the defense team....I always like the underdog. Anyway...no one expects us to win, so if you pull it off great. If you lose...well...your case was impossible, cause it was a biased jury.

And...i do have some responsibility here. See, I knew Mecca from the AOL football chatroom and I was the one that told him about the planet.

Of course, I also was the one that got QT to come here, so you need to take that into consideration

It's all your fault. QT does help your case though.

greg63
10-25-2006, 12:26 AM
Well....I could be on the defense team....I always like the underdog. Anyway...no one expects us to win, so if you pull it off great. If you lose...well...your case was impossible, cause it was a biased jury.

And...i do have some responsibility here. See, I knew Mecca from the AOL football chatroom and I was the one that told him about the planet.

Of course, I also was the one that got QT to come here, so you need to take that into consideration

You have a lot of courage to admit that, or you're just totally stupid! :D










j/k

Guru
10-25-2006, 12:29 AM
You have a lot of courage to admit that, or you're just totally stupid! :D










j/k


On this board? Just plain stoopidity!

greg63
10-25-2006, 12:49 AM
On this board? Just plain stoopidity!




LMAO
Yeah, I've learned to admit nothing.

chagrin
10-25-2006, 04:39 AM
Of course, I also was the one that got QT to come here, so you need to take that into consideration


gee, thanks

ExtremeChief
10-25-2006, 06:40 AM
I saw a monkey at the zoo once, so I don't think I can be impartial and therefore shouldn't be in the jury pool. Plus, I can't swim very well. So it's just a bad idea all around.

Halfcan
10-25-2006, 06:51 AM
Guilty of all charges!

Stewie
10-25-2006, 07:16 AM
Iím way short of the required posts to be involved. Iíve only been here a week. HmmmÖ maybe Iíll go post more Brazilian babes or other women with nice asses/big tits to get my postings to the legal limit. I do have excellent qualifications though. Hereís a list:

1) Iím a team player. I love others as much as I love myself, except without the intense physical attraction.
2) I speak 15 languages including the African one with the clicking sound.
3) Iím a natural born leader. People follow me everywhere I go, and they watch me, too. Some people say Iím paranoid, but no, thatís leadership.
4) I display ethical behavior. I would never exaggerate my accomplishments.
5) I have high standards. They are so high, in fact, that I despise the worthless laggards around me.
6) I have high expectations. I have the expressed goal of evolving into pure energy and becoming the supreme overlord of the universe.

Wait, Iím too good to be a juror. **** it. Back to checking out the babes and seeing if Eli Manning's bruised ovaries are getting any better.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 08:37 AM
(Banging gavel)

I'm tied up on another case today, so let the deliberations about counsel and the jury volunteering continue for another day. We will then begin proceedings.

Also, can someone please make me a stick man avatar with a judge's wig and gavel? I want to maintain proper decorum.

Bwana
10-25-2006, 08:44 AM
Heh :evil:

Pennywise
10-25-2006, 08:51 AM
Please refrain from using the penis pump under the bench again Judge.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 08:54 AM
Please refrain from using the penis pump under the bench again Judge.


You're (psssh, psssh) looking at a (psssh, psssh) contempt charge there, young man (psssh, psssh).

C-Mac
10-25-2006, 09:59 AM
(Banging gavel)
Also, can someone please make me a stick man avatar with a judge's wig and gavel? I want to maintain proper decorum.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 10:09 AM
Rep. You may have a "get out of jail free" card in my courtroom.

Bowser
10-25-2006, 10:16 AM
I probably bring nothing of value to this trial. So, what do you want me to do, Your Honor?


(we really need to have a Judge Smails sighting)

JBucc
10-25-2006, 10:21 AM
(Banging gavel)

I'm tied up on another case today, so let the deliberations about counsel and the jury volunteering continue for another day. We will then begin proceedings.

Also, can someone please make me a stick man avatar with a judge's wig and gavel? I want to maintain proper decorum.My entry.

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/610/untitledbz0.png

luv
10-25-2006, 10:24 AM
Is there anyway to keep the trial updated in the Topic Starter? I'm guilty of hating to read all the way back through long threads. Has this trial even gotten under way yet? Defense? Prosecution? Jurors?

FAX
10-25-2006, 10:27 AM
I don't think Mr. Mecca can get a fair trial in this venue. He's been publicly besmirched on this board and I'm not sure you can seat an impartial jury here.

It's probably best that this trial be moved to the Mange.

FAX

JBucc
10-25-2006, 10:28 AM
I don't think Mr. Mecca can get a fair trial in this venue. He's been publicly besmirched on this board and I'm not sure you can seat an impartial jury here.

It's probably best that this trial be moved to the Mange.

FAX
That wouldn't be fair either really, since they all hate the chiefs as much as Mecca they'd probably side with him.

Oops I supposed to be defending him aren't I.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 10:36 AM
My entry.

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/610/untitledbz0.png

Unfortunately, since you have already expressed an interest in serving the defense, I must decline so as to avoid any allegations of bribery.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 10:37 AM
Is there anyway to keep the trial updated in the Topic Starter? I'm guilty of hating to read all the way back through long threads. Has this trial even gotten under way yet? Defense? Prosecution? Jurors?

We are still in the pre-trial media circus phase. Updates will take place as key events occur.

luv
10-25-2006, 10:39 AM
We are still in the pre-trial media circus phase. Updates will take place as key events occur.
Appreciated.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 10:39 AM
I don't think Mr. Mecca can get a fair trial in this venue. He's been publicly besmirched on this board and I'm not sure you can seat an impartial jury here.

It's probably best that this trial be moved to the Mange.

FAX

Motion denied. It is unlikely that we will find a less knowledgeable population elsewhere.

trndobrd
10-25-2006, 10:56 AM
I am happy to offer my services as Judge Rain Man's law clerk. I can research the stickiest of legal questions, and find the most obscure case law. I also make a great cup of coffee and can replace the toner cartridge in the copier.

Most importantly, I know to keep my mouth shut when the Judge is in chambers "reviewing transcripts" with that blonde court reporter from the 4th floor.

patteeu
10-25-2006, 11:05 AM
If the court successfully convicts Mecca on the assorted treason charges can it look into the activities of a longtime poster who ought to change his username from Logical to Tokyo Rose Chief?

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 11:06 AM
I am happy to offer my services as Judge Rain Man's law clerk. I can research the stickiest of legal questions, and find the most obscure case law. I also make a great cup of coffee and can replace the toner cartridge in the copier.

Most importantly, I know to keep my mouth shut when the Judge is in chambers "reviewing transcripts" with that blonde court reporter from the 4th floor.

You're hired.

Now go make some copies of these transcripts. Redheaded copies.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 11:08 AM
If the court successfully convicts Mecca on the assorted treason charges can it look into the activities of a longtime poster who ought to change his username from Logical to Tokyo Rose Chief?

Any case may be brought before the court, other than cases of bribing judges.

banyon
10-25-2006, 12:15 PM
I am happy to offer my services as Judge Rain Man's law clerk. I can research the stickiest of legal questions, and find the most obscure case law. I also make a great cup of coffee and can replace the toner cartridge in the copier.

Most importantly, I know to keep my mouth shut when the Judge is in chambers "reviewing transcripts" with that blonde court reporter from the 4th floor.

I can volunteer as "Assistant law clerk".

I believe trndobrd has the edge on me in experience. :)

trndobrd
10-25-2006, 01:03 PM
I can volunteer as "Assistant law clerk".

I believe trndobrd has the edge on me in experience. :)


You're hired.

Now go make some copies of these transcripts. Redheaded copies.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 01:29 PM
trndobrd has already taken work off my hands. Best damn law clerk I've ever had.

banyon
10-25-2006, 01:32 PM
You're hired.

Now go make some copies of these transcripts. Redheaded copies.

LMAO Redheads , eh? http://www.aimface.com/smiles/IKON9812e114a672dae8ae897df567fcd4f27db9e30598.gif Me too. :D

Stewie
10-25-2006, 04:23 PM
My kinda judge...

SPchief
10-25-2006, 04:28 PM
So when do I start?

Coach
10-25-2006, 05:16 PM
Your Honor. I am here to inform you that you should consider hiring a Planet-paid Pyschologist in case?

Ari Chi3fs
10-25-2006, 05:42 PM
Judge Wapner, Rusty and Mike Lewellen.

INstead of peoples court music, might I suggest, MNF theme music with Al Michaels adding the commentary.

Its Doug Lewellen. GAWH!!

Wow, I cant find a pic of Pop culture icon, Doug Lewellen. No love on Google. Im amazed.

stevieray
10-25-2006, 06:31 PM
I want to be the guy that works for BL, and runs in and whispers pertinent info into his ear at the last possible second.

patteeu
10-25-2006, 06:49 PM
I want to be the guy that works for BL, and runs in and whispers pertinent info into his ear at the last possible second.

You mean you want to be Baby Lee's Paul Drake?

http://www.vividinfinity.com/perry_mason/laterpaul/icecold13.jpg

Count Zarth
10-25-2006, 08:02 PM
Here's some evidence for the prosecution:

I think anyone who thinks Damon Huard is going to win a game for the Chiefs is doing some serious drugs.

Thig Lyfe
10-25-2006, 08:13 PM
Santa isn't real!!!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/28/film.santa.claus.ap/story.gwenn.ap.jpg

boogblaster
10-25-2006, 09:06 PM
Perry was queer you know ....

stevieray
10-25-2006, 09:17 PM
You mean you want to be Baby Lee's Paul Drake?

http://www.vividinfinity.com/perry_mason/laterpaul/icecold13.jpg


hell yes...Drake was smooth...much better than the guy for Matlock.

I'll probably read his posts to Raymond Burr's voice now.

Ari Chi3fs
10-25-2006, 10:12 PM
Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.

Easy 6
10-25-2006, 10:17 PM
Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.
That guy was the originator of the Trump hairdo

banyon
10-25-2006, 10:18 PM
Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d8/Dougllewelyn.jpg/250px-Dougllewelyn.jpg

OldTownChief
10-26-2006, 05:48 AM
I'll be on the jury. Do we get a free lunch and $10 a day?

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 06:02 AM
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Rain Man
10-26-2006, 09:03 AM
(Banging gavel)

Will the defendant please approach the stand and inform the court of who is on your legal team?

If the defendant does not approach the stand within 24 hours, a legal defense team shall be assigned from the volunteers to date.

banyon
10-26-2006, 09:05 AM
Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.

What a gyp. I was counting on that rep too... :sulk:

greg63
10-26-2006, 05:01 PM
I don't think Mr. Mecca can get a fair trial in this venue. He's been publicly besmirched on this board and I'm not sure you can seat an impartial jury here.

It's probably best that this trial be moved to the Mange.

FAX



No extradition; or change on venue.

JohnnyV13
10-27-2006, 01:27 AM
I move that:

1) Rainman recuse himself due to poor health. Rainman's emaciated condition, as evidenced by his avatar, indicates an inability to think clearly.

2) For immediate dismissal on the pleadings on the grounds that no facts have been alledged which indicate any violation of the Missouri Criminal Code.

3) That Rainman import a case of Theakson Ale for my immediate consumption.

chagrin
10-27-2006, 05:22 AM
I disagree mr FAX, I for one haven't read any of the stuff and truly have no idea wtf is going on - I hope to be chosen for the jury.

Guru
10-27-2006, 05:45 AM
I disagree mr FAX, I for one haven't read any of the stuff and truly have no idea wtf is going on - I hope to be chosen for the jury.

Is your name Nicolas Easter? :hmmm:

chagrin
10-27-2006, 05:54 AM
Is your name Nicolas Easter? :hmmm:

Had to look that up, didn't see the movie - aqlthough I would love to bang Rachel Weiz (spelling)

Guru
10-27-2006, 05:56 AM
Had to look that up, didn't see the movie - aqlthough I would love to bang Rachel Weiz (spelling)
ROFL

I bet you would.

chagrin
10-27-2006, 06:03 AM
I love her

FAX
10-27-2006, 07:13 AM
I love her

She is impressive, Mr. chagrin.

I think we should put her on trial.

FAX

carlos3652
10-27-2006, 09:51 AM
So any further news?

Redrum_69
10-27-2006, 10:06 AM
If Mecca needs a lawyer, Id be happy to represent...

StcChief
10-27-2006, 10:27 AM
Jurers all Drafted for duty yet?

greg63
10-27-2006, 10:51 PM
I move that:

1) Rainman recuse himself due to poor health. Rainman's emaciated condition, as evidenced by his avatar, indicates an inability to think clearly.

2) For immediate dismissal on the pleadings on the grounds that no facts have been alledged which indicate any violation of the Missouri Criminal Code.

3) That Rainman import a case of Theakson Ale for my immediate consumption.

My bowels moved this morning.

carlos3652
10-27-2006, 11:47 PM
are we ready or what?

carlos3652
09-30-2007, 09:52 AM
bump

Adept Havelock
09-30-2007, 09:58 AM
I'd like to join the jury pool if it can be promised I won't be stranded at 20,000 feet over Japan.

Easy 6
09-30-2007, 10:00 AM
GUILTY.

Trial Over.

Skip Towne
09-30-2007, 10:07 AM
So Rainman abandoned another thread after leaving me in a German POW camp? He should be drawn and quartered.

Baconeater
09-30-2007, 10:24 AM
So Rainman abandoned another thread after leaving me in a German POW camp? He should be drawn and quartered.
He should also be caned for leaving a group of Planeteers stranded in Singapore in the '06 Offseason Odyssey thread.

alanm
09-30-2007, 10:47 AM
I second that motion that we bring Rainman up on multiple charges of adventure abandonment. Not to mention being easily distracted by shiny objects.

Rain Man
09-30-2007, 11:46 AM
Hey, hey, hey. I didn't abandon this. The jury ended up deadlocked or something. They let him walk.

Smed1065
09-30-2007, 11:49 AM
Treason.

Do not even remember the outcome?

So much for this appointment choice.

boogblaster
09-30-2007, 10:22 PM
Get arope ....