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mac58
10-24-2006, 07:54 PM
have a dress up party to go to. . .anyone have any cool or original ideas for a good custome

Count Alex's Wins
10-24-2006, 07:55 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/96/13bm1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

bogie
10-24-2006, 08:01 PM
I know this will sound goofy, but, I bought a hunters orange shirt and cut out jack-o-lantern face (eyes, nose, mouth) from black material and taped it to my belly on the shirt. I can push my belly out far enough to make the face look like a jack-o-lantern. I got lots of laughs and it was an easy costume.

Bill Parcells
10-24-2006, 08:05 PM
..

Short Leash Hootie
10-24-2006, 08:06 PM
be that one dude that got cleated by that big dude

elvomito
10-24-2006, 08:14 PM
Wacko Jacko
all the rage this year

Dark Horse
10-24-2006, 08:22 PM
You could always dress up like the pope with a hangmens noose around your neck and goes as pope on a rope

bogie
10-24-2006, 08:24 PM
Wacko Jacko
all the rage this year

Now that's funny.

Dartgod
10-24-2006, 08:35 PM
This is my wife and I from a couple of years ago. If you can't figure it out, we were dressed as road construction barrels.

BWillie
10-24-2006, 10:18 PM
Well, there are the offensive, which is usually what I think about. My top 3

1. Get a friend, dress up as a big string ray, and then have your friend dress up in Crocodile Hunter attire while using an Austrialian accent all night.

2. Back-Alley Abortion Doctor. All you need is scrubs, fake blood, and a coathanger.

3. Dress up as a priest, and if you know a midget, have him wear schoolboy attire. Guaranteed a catholic will fight you by the end of the night.

Luke
10-24-2006, 10:32 PM
2001 I was going to give out candy as a Wizard, had cool custome, was going to throw sparkly spells the works. My wife had some fingernail polish that was irredescent,clear sparkly .too cool. ROFL

Unfortunately that year was very windy and a tree blew down across my driveway. In the process of starting my chain saw I suffered a heart attack. When I woke up from having 5 bypasses put in all the hospital staff would come by an smile. I thought they were glad to see I survived until one of the nurses told me the surgeons had a good laugh at my painted fingernails! :banghead:

I don't wear customes anymore.

boogblaster
10-24-2006, 10:39 PM
Dont go as a cow..one time me and ole growler went as a cow..I wore the front half..she the back..we broke-down on the way to the party..it was closer to cross a pasture than walk the road..about half way across a big black bull came running up to us..ole growler said what should we do..I replied Im going to bend over and act like Im eating grass..you'd probably better brace yourself.....

nychief
10-24-2006, 10:48 PM
cory lidle

Bill Parcells
10-24-2006, 10:57 PM
This is my wife and I from a couple of years ago. If you can't figure it out, we were dressed as road construction barrels.
You guys must have been blinding people with those illuminating reflecting belts you had on..

Simplex3
10-24-2006, 11:06 PM
2001 I was going to give out candy as a Wizard, had cool custome, was going to throw sparkly spells the works. My wife had some fingernail polish that was irredescent,clear sparkly .too cool. ROFL

Unfortunately that year was very windy and a tree blew down across my driveway. In the process of starting my chain saw I suffered a heart attack. When I woke up from having 5 bypasses put in all the hospital staff would come by an smile. I thought they were glad to see I survived until one of the nurses told me the surgeons had a good laugh at my painted fingernails! :banghead:

I don't wear customes anymore.
:eek: I wouldn't worry about the costumes as much as the chainsaws. Jeez.

TinyEvel
10-25-2006, 12:02 AM
I'm thinking about going as the Geico Caveman. Get a preppy sweater around my neck and chino's and a carry-on bag with an old school tennis Racket.

One year I was doctor Phil. But that one takes commitment.
I was also Evel Knievel one year. That took even more commitment. And My wife was a nurse. We went to Vegas and got mobbed by Japanese tourists taking photos.

You could go as Jerry Garcia's beard. Get a grey fuzzy fake sheepskin seat cover and insert all kinds of food bits and drug paraphernalia into it.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-25-2006, 12:05 AM
Go as a c*mshot.

Guru
10-25-2006, 12:22 AM
I once knew a woman that dressed in all yellow, called herself a speedbump. She was blonde and used to people running over her anyway.

Ebolapox
10-25-2006, 12:44 AM
http://www.bkmasks.com

Boise_Chief
10-25-2006, 08:47 AM
Well, there are the offensive, which is usually what I think about. My top 3

1. Get a friend, dress up as a big string ray, and then have your friend dress up in Crocodile Hunter attire while using an Austrialian accent all night.
2. Back-Alley Abortion Doctor. All you need is scrubs, fake blood, and a coathanger.

3. Dress up as a priest, and if you know a midget, have him wear schoolboy attire. Guaranteed a catholic will fight you by the end of the night.


This is mine for this year. I hope I'm not surrounded by other steves. I'm not going to have a friend as a stingray though. I plan on a classy Steve Irwin tribute so show my support to his family.














With a stingray on my back.

JimNasium
10-25-2006, 09:41 AM
Jenny and I are going to a party on Saturday dressed as Daphne and Shaggy.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm going as the Invisible Man. Instead of going to the party, I just go to Chili's for dinner, and then I show up for the "best costume" award.

Stewie
10-25-2006, 10:38 AM
Baaaaa....

chagrin
10-25-2006, 10:40 AM
Jenny and I are going to a party on Saturday dressed as Daphne and Shaggy.

Why not Anna Nicole and J. Howard Marshall?

:p

JazzzLovr
10-25-2006, 10:42 AM
Baaaaa....

A Jake Plummer jersey would make that costume complete.

StcChief
10-25-2006, 10:43 AM
Well, there are the offensive, which is usually what I think about. My top 3

1. Get a friend, dress up as a big string ray, and then have your friend dress up in Crocodile Hunter attire while using an Austrialian accent all night.

2. Back-Alley Abortion Doctor. All you need is scrubs, fake blood, and a coathanger.

3. Dress up as a priest, and if you know a midget, have him wear schoolboy attire. Guaranteed a catholic will fight you by the end of the night.

I went as an 'Amatuer' OBGYN once... :p

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 10:44 AM
Why not Anna Nicole and J. Howard Marshall?

:p

The fat suit is too hot for Jenny to wear all night.

luv
10-25-2006, 10:53 AM
I'm thinking about borrowing one of dad's old postal uniforms. Any way I can look disgruntled without carrying any sort of firearm?

Stewie
10-25-2006, 10:59 AM
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Wear a Jerry Porter mask...

listopencil
10-25-2006, 11:39 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/ill/freestraint/halloween/cyclops.jpg



Leela from "Futurama".

CoMoChief
10-25-2006, 11:46 AM
I was Mr. Peanut last year.


file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/ERIC%20TOLAND/My%20Documents/peanut.jpg

CoMoChief
10-25-2006, 11:48 AM
How come I can't post an image. I always have trouble doing this.

Rain Man
10-25-2006, 11:52 AM
Your approach only works if you're linking to something on the web. If you're pulling up your own picture from your computer, you have to use "Manage Attachments" under the "Go Advanced" button.

Redrum_69
10-25-2006, 12:06 PM
mac58...


YOur mom is dressing up as a cat...I am dressing up as a bowl of antifreeze

Dartgod
10-25-2006, 12:07 PM
mac58...


YOur mom is dressing up as a cat...I am dressing up as a litter box
Fixed your post...

Redrum_69
10-25-2006, 12:07 PM
Dont go as a cow..one time me and ole growler went as a cow..I wore the front half..she the back..we broke-down on the way to the party..it was closer to cross a pasture than walk the road..about half way across a big black bull came running up to us..ole growler said what should we do..I replied Im going to bend over and act like Im eating grass..you'd probably better brace yourself.....


"Top Secret"....old movie with Val Kilmer in it....something very similar...

MOhillbilly
10-25-2006, 12:08 PM
copy repair man.....w/ an ax to grind against society...

DMAC
10-25-2006, 12:38 PM
Found this guys on the web...pretty cool.

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/ab5/427/ab542747-d2a0-449d-86c4-be00dcd2a497

Iowanian
10-25-2006, 12:41 PM
I've posted it before.

In my younger and wilder days, I've gone as a few different things...some controversial.

1. Preganant Nun
2. But about 6' of cotton batting....wrap your body, poke your arms through. Make a coffee filter size cap of the same material, stick 3' of 1/4" nylon rope out the top. My friend tookit too far by taking some red spray paint to the bottom half outside a bar.

BIG_DADDY
10-25-2006, 12:46 PM
Wacko Jacko
all the rage this year

LMAO

Lzen
10-25-2006, 12:53 PM
You guys must have been blinding people with those illuminating reflecting belts you had on..

That material is retroreflective. In other words, it's only extremely bright to someone who is shining a light at them. It reflects the most light directly back to the source.

Lzen
10-25-2006, 12:55 PM
http://www.bkmasks.com

I was actually going to buy that King mask last year. By the time I got around to it, they were sold out.

NewChief
10-25-2006, 01:01 PM
A friend of mine actually went as me one year. It was hilarious. We were both dirty, long-haired, bearded hippies. I often wore a black train conductor's hat, ratty sweater, corduroy pants, and carried an old army rucksack with patches all over it. He borrowed all my clothes and rucksack and went to a concert. He said people were coming up to him and talking all night, and they wouldn't realize he wasn't me until about a minute into the conversation. Was an interesting experiment into how our brains parse visual information (especially when people are stoned, heh).

Bill Parcells
10-25-2006, 02:01 PM
That material is retroreflective. In other words, it's only extremely bright to someone who is shining a light at them. It reflects the most light directly back to the source.
So..as long as all the lights are off at the halloween party..nobody will get blinded!!!

ps:I know..I have to put that reflective tape on my trailers..hence sarcasm :p ;)

Lzen
10-25-2006, 02:49 PM
So..as long as all the lights are off at the halloween party..nobody will get blinded!!!

ps:I know..I have to put that reflective tape on my trailers..hence sarcasm :p ;)


Heh, sry. I get a little carried away with that stuff. Testing that stuff is a part of my job.

Bill Parcells
10-25-2006, 03:04 PM
Heh, sry. I get a little carried away with that stuff. Testing that stuff is a part of my job.
It's all good bud :)

Scaga
10-25-2006, 03:08 PM
This year...
I'm going as the "big bad wolf" and my wife as "red riding hood".
You just know as the night goes on, I'm going to get $hitfaced, look her straight in the eyes and pop-off... "Wanna be eaten by the big bad wolf?"

Scaga
10-25-2006, 03:26 PM
How about this?

http://www.frankbeecostume.com/jackrosie.html

ChiefsOne
10-25-2006, 03:46 PM
My cousin went as a flaher one year, wore a trench coat and flesh colored underwear with a dildo attached. Greatest one ever!

Ketchup&Mustard
10-25-2006, 08:27 PM
Last year, I got a couple of old gunny sacks, and painted them dark brown. Filled then with stuffing, attached a pair of wings, and then wore a halo. My costume, as I am sure you can guess, was "Holy Sh*t". Got a lot of laughs. Not too sure what I am going to do this year yet. I'm thinking of getting a big box and cutting holes in it, and going as the classic "Free Mamograms Here" booth, on a dare from a buddy.

Al Bundy
10-25-2006, 10:46 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/imawalkingcorpse/halloweentampon9lb-1.jpg

CoMoChief
10-25-2006, 10:51 PM
I was Mr. Peanut.

Tribal Warfare
10-26-2006, 12:48 AM
I'm going as Alucard/ Vampire Hunter D. I'm an anime geek

ENDelt260
10-26-2006, 01:16 AM
2. Back-Alley Abortion Doctor. All you need is scrubs, fake blood, and a coathanger.

And a date...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/747/n121201080300242461191pb5.jpg

BucEyedPea
10-26-2006, 09:15 PM
Of all my daughter's costumes...this one, at age 9, was my favorite!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6294/cleohl0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bob Dole
10-28-2006, 07:28 PM
Not one of Bob Dole's better efforts, but does it really matter?

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/17/IMG_510517/Big/_1028/TAS20061028172146927.jpghttp://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/17/IMG_510517/Big/_1028/TAS20061028172146302.jpg

BWillie
10-28-2006, 08:06 PM
I need an easy costume quick.. REAL easy. Like one that I can do in an hour. Any suggestions? Otherwise I'll have to go as the drunk white guy

SLAG
10-31-2006, 12:42 PM
Here i am At work today

http://chillplace.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_me_halloween.JPG

KcMizzou
10-31-2006, 12:43 PM
Not one of Bob Dole's better efforts, but does it really matter?

That is hilarious.

SLAG
10-31-2006, 02:16 PM
I wont the costume Contest at work

:thumb:

Robo-Chachi
10-31-2006, 02:22 PM
Here's one for the kids...

http://www.iflipflop.com/little_abu_ghraib.jpg

AustinChief
10-31-2006, 02:32 PM
Ok here is mine for this year...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/costume06.jpg

AustinChief
10-31-2006, 02:32 PM
oh.. and it actually works

Rain Man
10-31-2006, 04:57 PM
We had a costume contest at work today. I went as my car. I've got a pair of apricot jeans, and I wore them with a dark orange sweatshirt, and I taped a photo of my license plate on my back and some BMW logos on the side and the front. Then I took a photo of the interior and taped it to a t-shirt underneath my sweatshirt.

I thought it ruled, but I didn't get any votes in the contest.

Scorp
10-31-2006, 05:13 PM
...
probably not safe for work so deleted.

PinkFloyd
10-31-2006, 05:48 PM
Dont go as a cow..one time me and ole growler went as a cow..I wore the front half..she the back..we broke-down on the way to the party..it was closer to cross a pasture than walk the road..about half way across a big black bull came running up to us..ole growler said what should we do..I replied Im going to bend over and act like Im eating grass..you'd probably better brace yourself.....


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

That's the funniest damn thing I've seen or read all day !!!

Bob Dole
10-31-2006, 06:00 PM
I wont the costume Contest at work

:thumb:

What the hell are you? Kathy Bates as Little Bo Peep?

luv
11-01-2006, 12:40 AM
Me as a letter carrier. I was "going postal" to work.

|Zach|
11-01-2006, 12:51 AM
I was Mr. Peanut.
Who did you go out with?

greg63
11-01-2006, 01:02 AM
I went as a Cessna Security Officer.

SLAG
11-01-2006, 08:20 AM
What the hell are you? Kathy Bates as Little Bo Peep?


sure that..

or "Grand Ma"