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Scanfan55
10-25-2006, 11:38 AM
What's the deal with Scanlon? He hurt his knee -- anyone know more?

DaFace
10-25-2006, 11:39 AM
Impossible. Scanlon cannot be harmed.

Kyle401
10-25-2006, 11:41 AM
He didn't really hurt his knee. That's just the story that they are putting out in the press. His leg was actually cut off at the knee when he was saving 12 virgins from certain doom as they lay tied up on the railroad tracks.

Even the mighty Scanlon could not get completely out of the way of the locomotive in time. No worries though, his leg is regenerating in record time. He should be back in a few weeks.

Fish
10-25-2006, 11:41 AM
Considering his adamantium skeleton and regenerative powers, this thread is worthless.....

noa
10-25-2006, 11:45 AM
The knee injury is just a lie being told by the federal government. Scanlon is currently under deep cover in North Korea disassembling all nuclear weapons and when he is finished, he will be going to Iran. His fluency is 96 languages is a major help as well as his ability to adapt to any environment. They wanted to send him to Iraq, but Bush needs the war to keep going to the Repubs can keep winning elections.

Scanfan55
10-25-2006, 11:54 AM
Seriously, anyone know anything?

noa
10-25-2006, 11:58 AM
Seriously, anyone know anything?


The fact that they haven't put him on IR means that they think he can come back from it. It must be serious, though, because he was out last week, not questionable. My guess is its a sprain.

penguinz
10-25-2006, 11:58 AM
Just another poop thread.

Dartgod
10-25-2006, 12:00 PM
He didn't really hurt his knee. That's just the story that they are putting out in the press. His leg was actually cut off at the knee when he was saving 12 virgins from certain doom as they lay tied up on the railroad tracks.

Even the mighty Scanlon could not get completely out of the way of the locomotive in time. No worries though, his leg is regenerating in record time. He should be back in a few weeks.
The train, however, was not so lucky...

http://www.sapros.com/tmiaw/train_wreck.jpg

Kyle401
10-25-2006, 12:27 PM
The train, however, was not so lucky...

Indeed, and I hear that the virgins rewarded him handsomely for his efforts. Unfortunately, he had a similar effect on them.

Bwana
10-25-2006, 12:34 PM
ROFL