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Dave Lane
10-25-2006, 02:14 PM
This may be a first...


A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...

The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion.

As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, then whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4 pictures...
Dave

Dave Lane
10-25-2006, 02:15 PM
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Dave Lane
10-25-2006, 02:17 PM
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HC_Chief
10-25-2006, 02:18 PM
Snopes is your friend.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp

Dave Lane
10-25-2006, 02:18 PM
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listopencil
10-25-2006, 02:19 PM
...and that's why we have the best home field advantage in the NFL.

Dave Lane
10-25-2006, 02:20 PM
Snopes is your friend.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp


Well crap, thats no fun oh well move along nothing to see here...

Dave

Que Card QB
10-25-2006, 02:20 PM
Donkies are on a strict diet of wine and cheese--not mountain lions.

Que Card QB
10-25-2006, 02:21 PM
...and that's why we have the best home field advantage in the NFL.Are you sure it's not the vaseline? ;)

Hog Farmer
10-25-2006, 02:24 PM
My mule used to treat me that way! See Avatar.

Bwana
10-25-2006, 02:40 PM
Heh, that may be a BS story, but I have a picture of a friend of mines Rottweiler chasing a Grizzly bear off on the front of my shop beer fridge. There is some strange things that go on up there in the mountains with animals.

Bill Parcells
10-25-2006, 02:46 PM
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listopencil
10-25-2006, 02:47 PM
Are you sure it's not the vaseline? ;)


I know it's not the-

Que Card QB
10-25-2006, 02:51 PM
I know it's not the-Huh, I didn't recognize Romo at first. He's gone downhill for sure.

listopencil
10-25-2006, 03:09 PM
Huh, I didn't recognize Romo at first. He's gone downhill for sure.


Welbourn needs to increase his dosage if you don't even recognise him anymore...

Que Card QB
10-25-2006, 03:12 PM
He certainly does. Maybe we can get a couple of rings then.

Halfcan
10-25-2006, 03:16 PM
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WTF why does that guy have his pants down??

Easy 6
10-25-2006, 03:16 PM
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(Best Carson voice)...That is some weird, wild stuff...i did not know that was possible.

Que Card QB
10-25-2006, 03:17 PM
Quote:Originally Posted by bill parcells

WTF why does that guy have his pants down??

He only likes to pitch?

Crashride
10-25-2006, 03:18 PM
That cat is gonna need so ASSprin. And thats my corney joke of the day.

Frankie
10-25-2006, 03:20 PM
This may be a first...


A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...

The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion.

As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, then whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4 pictures...
Dave

So Denver beats Detroit. Big deal!

Bill Parcells
10-25-2006, 03:21 PM
WTF why does that guy have his pants down??
He was trying to take a shit!!!!

You have to lower your pants to do that correctly