2008 Democratic Convention Schedule

[D2112]

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship:
Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan
Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for
Surrender",
French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney
Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters
from Guantanamo Bay :
Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by
William Jefferson
Clinton .
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting"
award,
presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald
Rumsfeld brought down
the World Trade Center Towers ", by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for
President by Mahmud
Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented
by John Kerry.
11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home



Humor value only folks..I saw this on another forum and thought it was a bit humorous..

[Radar Chief]

Humor value only folks..I saw this on another forum and thought it was a bit humorous..

Don’t worry, I’m sure one for the RNC will show up shortly. ;)

[jiveturkey]

That's pretty good.

[banyon]

...(*insert humorless Republican e-mail*)...
Humor value only folks..I saw this on another forum and thought it was a bit humorous..

2008 Republican National Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening prayer by Pat Robertson that God will destroy everyone not currently in the building.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the World Trade Organization and ExxonMobil.
7:30 PM. Dick Cheney toast with blood-filled goblets.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Prayer- handling of snakes- drinking of various poisons
Jerry Falwell/ James Dobson
8:00 P.M. Ceremonial crucifiction of homosexual - Fred Phelps
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Morning orgy with underage children
8:30 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Ken Lay Rally: Rick Perry, Karl Rove
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Releasing Unnecessarily Tortured Prisoners"
Alberto Gonzales.
9:15 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit CEO legal defense fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to reclassify uncooperative media as 'enemy combatants' Sean Hannity
9:40 P.M. Why I hated my National Guard Duty: A short talk by
George W. Bush.
9:45 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:50 P.M. Bill O' Reilly receives "Independent Journalism"
award, presented by Rupert Murdoch.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "Why God brought down
the World Trade Center Towers to strike at the Lesbians and Sweden", by Jerry Falwell.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of George Allen for
President by the Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan.
11:00 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
11:05 P.M. Rick Santorum compares convention to the Council of Elrond.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops, Body Armor? Who Knows?", presented
by Donald Rumsfeld.
11:30 P.M Coronation of George Allen with ceremonial dive into the money pit.
12:00 AM. Dick Cheney Blood Toast.

12:05 A.M Dick Cheney plugs back into wall hibernation mode for the evening.

[patteeu]

2008 Republican National Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening prayer by Pat Robertson that God will destroy everyone not currently in the building.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the World Trade Organization and ExxonMobil.
7:30 PM. Dick Cheney toast with blood-filled goblets.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Prayer- handling of snakes- drinking of various poisons
Jerry Falwell/ James Dobson
8:00 P.M. Ceremonial crucifiction of homosexual - Fred Phelps
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Morning orgy with underage children
8:30 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Ken Lay Rally: Rick Perry, Karl Rove
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Releasing Unnecessarily Tortured Prisoners"
Alberto Gonzales.
9:15 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit CEO legal defense fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to reclassify uncooperative media as 'enemy combatants' Sean Hannity
9:40 P.M. Why I hated my National Guard Duty: A short talk by
George W. Bush.
9:45 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:50 P.M. Bill O' Reilly receives "Independent Journalism"
award, presented by Rupert Murdoch.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "Why God brought down
the World Trade Center Towers to strike at the Lesbians and Sweden", by Jerry Falwell.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of George Allen for
President by the Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan.
11:00 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
11:05 P.M. Rick Santorum compares convention to the Council of Elrond.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops, Body Armor? Who Knows?", presented
by Donald Rumsfeld.
11:30 P.M Coronation of George Allen with ceremonial dive into the money pit.
12:00 AM. Dick Cheney Blood Toast.

12:05 A.M Dick Cheney plugs back into wall hibernation mode for the evening.

I was reading through the agenda, nodding my head and thinking to myself that this will be a pretty cool party when I got to 9:55pm. :eek:

BTW, Fred Phelps is a democrat. :p

[banyon]

I was reading through the agenda, nodding my head and thinking to myself that this will be a pretty cool party when I got to 9:55pm. :eek:

BTW, Fred Phelps is a democrat. :p

Ehh, I tried, that's what I get for trying to be original and not cutting and pasting I guess. :)


Phelps has switched sides AFAICT, which is why his family gave to Philllll Kline this year. I imagine it's because of , you know, the gheys and all.

[patteeu]

Phelps has switched sides AFAICT, which is why his family gave to Philllll Kline this year. I imagine it's because of , you know, the gheys and all.

I've seen nothing to indicate that he's switched parties. Not that it really matters though. It's not like the democrats chose him.

[D2112]

2008 Republican National Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening prayer by Pat Robertson that God will destroy everyone not currently in the building.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to reclassify uncooperative media as 'enemy combatants' Sean Hannity
9:40 P.M. Why I hated my National Guard Duty: A short talk by
George W. Bush.
9:45 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:50 P.M. Bill O' Reilly receives "Independent Journalism"
award, presented by Rupert Murdoch.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of George Allen for
President by the Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan.


Bravo banyon!!!

Well done
:)

[BucEyedPea]

As someone who voted 3rd party both of those lists are hilarious! ROFL

[gblowfish]

Actually, Ted Kennedy showing up at the RNC and proposing a toast is not that far fetched. When Teddy's faced, he could care less where he is.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Actually, Ted Kennedy showing up at the RNC and proposing a toast is not that far fetched. When Teddy's faced, he could care less where he is.
ROFL

[Cochise]

I think I originally got this email with a "1996" date on it.

[SBK]

10:30 Nominating George Allen as a grand wizard, is Senator Byrd gonna handle that?

[DenverChief]

Actually, Ted Kennedy showing up at the RNC and proposing a toast is not that far fetched. When Teddy's faced, he could care less where he is.


LMAO

[banyon]

10:30 Nominating George Allen as a grand wizard, is Senator Byrd gonna handle that?

Yeah, with so much in common, you wonder why Virginia ever felt the need to split up, huh.