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Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:05 PM
The Judicial Team


Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief


Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Nominations for Defense Team:

JBucc (Self-Nominated)
Logical
Dale Mercer (Possible Self-Nominated)
SNR (Self-Nominated)
SCTrojan
JohnnyV13 (Self-Nominated)

In an interesting twist, defense lawyers are clamoring to take this high-profile case, while no one has yet volunteered to serve as prosecutor.


The Jury Pool consists of the following group, with 25 random jury notices to follow:

The jury pool consists of:

AriChiefs
JimNasium
NJChiefsFan
Adept Havelock
Chagrin
mmaddog
Delano
Fairplay
stcchief
bill parcells
sully
pastormikh
onthewarpath58
arrowheadwolf
bowser
noa949
carlos3652
scott free
Over-Head
Chieficus
Carlota69
Metrolike
Hog Farmer
AZChiefFan
Basilus777
Homey
Damark
KCChiefsfan88
(Zach)
Rukdafaidas
Jilly
Stevieray
Oxford
Manila-Chief
Lbedrock1
Sd4chiefs
fbal4lif32
BigRedChief
raiderhader
rad
unlurking
RedBull


(Banging gavel) Let the jury notices commence!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:06 PM
Jury Notice #1: Over-Head!

Short Leash Hootie
10-26-2006, 03:07 PM
hook me up for something...I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME, BABY!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:07 PM
Jury Notice #2: Chieficus!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:07 PM
Jury Notice #3: Carlota69!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:08 PM
hook me up for something...I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME, BABY!

Would you like to self-nominate for lead prosecutor?

(Banging gavel)

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:09 PM
Jury Notice #4: Metrolike!

Short Leash Hootie
10-26-2006, 03:09 PM
you can put me on the team, I don't know about lead though...that's some scary stuff.

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 03:09 PM
Jury pool member reporting for duty/roll call your honor :drool:

ptlyon
10-26-2006, 03:10 PM
Don't nominate me for anything please. Last time I was in something like this I fell 15,000 ft. out of a gun turret.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:10 PM
Jury Notice #5: Hog Farmer!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:11 PM
Jury Notice #6: AZChiefFan!

JBucc
10-26-2006, 03:12 PM
The defense team requests the cutoff for jurors be changed from 500 posts to 8 months of membership. Please?

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:12 PM
Don't nominate me for anything please. Last time I was in something like this I fell 15,000 ft. out of a gun turret.

Just FYI, if you get called for jury duty and don't show up, it's a Chiefsplanet felony.

chagrin
10-26-2006, 03:12 PM
Remember your honor, I haven't read any of the threads, so I am 100% impartial

FAX
10-26-2006, 03:12 PM
Easy, Mr. Rain Man, your honor. That damnedable gavel noise is giving me a headache.

I would like to be in the gallery, if you please.

Free Mr. Mecca!!!! Free Mr. Mecca!!!!

FAX

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:13 PM
Jury Notice #7: Arrowheadwolf! (Already volunteered)

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 03:13 PM
The defense team requests the cutoff for jurors be changed from 500 posts to 8 months of membership. Please?
With the exception being ''Icon'' status :D

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:14 PM
The defense team requests the cutoff for jurors be changed from 500 posts to 8 months of membership. Please?

The 500-post threshold is federal law. Both the prosecution and the defense will be allowed to reject potential jurors for any reason.

(Banging gavel.) Oh. Sorry, FAX.

Short Leash Hootie
10-26-2006, 03:15 PM
do people really beg for reps on this site? Is that how it works? Is it like performing fellatio for cocaine? If so, I'm good at that.

Radar Chief
10-26-2006, 03:15 PM
Remember your honor, I haven't read any of the threads, so I am 100% impartial

I’m not, HANG’IM! :cuss:


Psst, who we talk’n ‘bout again? ;)

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:15 PM
Jury Notice #8: Basilius777!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:16 PM
Jury Notice #9: homey!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:17 PM
Jury Notice #10: damark!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:18 PM
Jury Notice #11: KCChiefsfan88!

ptlyon
10-26-2006, 03:19 PM
do people really beg for reps on this site? Is that how it works? Is it like performing fellatio for cocaine? If so, I'm good at that.

zzzzzzzzzzip

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:20 PM
Jury Notice #12: (Zach)!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:21 PM
Jury Notice #13: Rukdafaidas!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:23 PM
Jury Notice #14: Jilly!

Short Leash Hootie
10-26-2006, 03:23 PM
I watch a shit ton of law & order...maybe this is my calling in life.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:23 PM
Jury Notice #15: stevieray!

noa
10-26-2006, 03:23 PM
I want to be "randomly selected."

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 03:24 PM
Do non US Citizens qualify for Jury duty... I think an outside illegal would help in this case :) :p ME!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:24 PM
Jury Notice #16: Oxford!

Redrum_69
10-26-2006, 03:25 PM
I want to be "randomly selected."


noa949......you were already randomly selected when your mom opted NOT to swallow.

Gonzo
10-26-2006, 03:28 PM
WTF is going on here and why didn't I get the memo...

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:29 PM
Jury Notice #17: Manila-Chief!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:30 PM
Jury Notice #18: Lbedrock1!

(with 503 posts...that's like drawing jury duty on your 18th birthday)

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:31 PM
Jury Notice #19: sd4chiefs!

Donger
10-26-2006, 03:31 PM
I'd be willing to serve. In what capacity, I leave in your hands, Rain Man.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:32 PM
Jury Notice #20: fbal4lif32!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:33 PM
Jury Notice #21: BigRedChief!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:33 PM
I'd be willing to serve. In what capacity, I leave in your hands, Rain Man.

Prosecution team?

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:34 PM
Jury Notice #22: raiderhader!

Bob Dole
10-26-2006, 03:36 PM
Your "randomness" is a little transparent.

Donger
10-26-2006, 03:37 PM
Prosecution team?

Who is the defendant?

Easy 6
10-26-2006, 03:37 PM
I want into the jury, i have absolutely no opinion on that SOB.

JBucc
10-26-2006, 03:38 PM
Your "randomness" is a little transparent.How so? What's he up to?

chagrin
10-26-2006, 03:40 PM
I guess you don't really want people that are impartial, do you

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:41 PM
Jury Notice #23: rad!

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:41 PM
Jury Notice #24: unlurking!

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 03:44 PM
Your "randomness" is a little transparent.
Senator's have no jurisdiction in this courtroom..Senator Dole :drool:

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:45 PM
Last and final random notice...

Jury Notice #25: RedBull!

ptlyon
10-26-2006, 03:45 PM
Whew!

chagrin
10-26-2006, 03:45 PM
Boo Hiss...

booo


hisss

actually, I have no idea what just happened

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:47 PM
I guess you don't really want people that are impartial, do you

Where's the fun in that?

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 03:48 PM
If you need a prosecuter, I nominate Donger...

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:48 PM
Boo Hiss...

booo


hisss

actually, I have no idea what just happened


See above. You are already in the jury pool. (Banging gavel.)

chagrin
10-26-2006, 03:48 PM
just having a little fun your honor

NJ Chief Fan
10-26-2006, 03:50 PM
does that mean im not going to be a juror for this trial if i wasnt one of the 25 selected?

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:51 PM
There will be a short recess while the judge has a work meeting.

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 03:51 PM
just having a little fun your honor

Where is Frazod to keep order in the court...

Donger
10-26-2006, 03:52 PM
If you need a prosecuter, I nominate Donger...

Bailiff, shoot him!

ptlyon
10-26-2006, 03:52 PM
does that mean im not going to be a juror for this trial if i wasnt one of the 25 selected?

Nope. Let's hit the bar.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 03:52 PM
does that mean im not going to be a juror for this trial if i wasnt one of the 25 selected?

You're still in the jury pool. By Chiefsplanet law, we must flesh it out with a random selection as well.

Easy 6
10-26-2006, 03:53 PM
does that mean im not going to be a juror for this trial if i wasnt one of the 25 selected?
Looks like we will have to settle for randomly streaking thru the courtroom buck naked screaming LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 03:53 PM
Bailiff, shoot him!

He is not here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep...


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...

banyon
10-26-2006, 03:56 PM
Your honor, will counsel have an opportunity to voir dire?

NJ Chief Fan
10-26-2006, 03:56 PM
Looks like we will have to settle for randomly streaking thru the courtroom buck naked screaming LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!


mecca paid me money to "take care of the witnesses"




























OOPS SORRY

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 04:02 PM
The bad news is that everything is in writing... you can off the witness, but you cant undo the writing... unless it was last year during the Sundays when CP was always down....

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 04:05 PM
Who is the defendant?

Mecca for now. But I think the investigation could become much larger over time.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 04:06 PM
Your honor, will counsel have an opportunity to voir dire?

Possibly. Let me assign my assistant legal clerk to research the issue.











Hey banyon, what's voir dire?

siberian khatru
10-26-2006, 04:06 PM
I bet Kevin's not wearing anything under that black robe.

Easy 6
10-26-2006, 04:09 PM
I bet Kevin's not wearing anything under that black robe.
Thats not really a reach considering he's wearing a powdered wig and robe designed after a Rogers & Hammerstein musical.

Donger
10-26-2006, 04:09 PM
Mecca for now. But I think the investigation could become much larger over time.

Can I make people cry?

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 04:13 PM
I bet Kevin's not wearing anything under that black robe.

this thread is worthess with pictures :shake: Please refrain//

Plus I think the media is not allowed...

bringbackmarty
10-26-2006, 04:15 PM
I would like to apply for the position of court jester, or court minstrel, since I work in the entertainment industry. I will be on tour for the next seven days though. Hope the trial isn't over by then.

banyon
10-26-2006, 04:37 PM
Possibly. Let me assign my assistant legal clerk to research the issue.











Hey banyon, what's voir dire?

Basically, the prosecutors and defense attorneys would get a chance to question and strike three jurors each that they don't like and replace them with alternates.

Bob Dole
10-26-2006, 04:44 PM
How so? What's he up to?


Given the male to female ratio round here, Bob Dole doubts that a truly random sampling of 25 users with greater than 500 posts would yield as many tits as have been selected.

FAX
10-26-2006, 04:50 PM
I object on the grounds that the jury pool has too many tits!!!

FAX

rad
10-26-2006, 04:51 PM
Jury Notice #23: rad!


(running into room)

I'm here!!!!! What do I hafta do?

FAX
10-26-2006, 04:53 PM
(running into room)

I'm here!!!!! What do I hafta do?

I guess you'll have to show us your tits, Mr. rad.

FAX

Baconeater
10-26-2006, 04:55 PM
I guess you'll have to show us your tits, Mr. rad.

FAX
Wow, I showed up at the wrong time.:eek:

SNR
10-26-2006, 04:55 PM
Mecca for now. But I think the investigation could become much larger over time.Nobody expects the Chiefsplanet Inquisition!

rad
10-26-2006, 04:56 PM
I guess you'll have to show us your tits, Mr. rad.

FAX

LMAO Just read through the rest of the thread. My timing is impeccable.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 05:00 PM
I bet Kevin's not wearing anything under that black robe.

Not true. I'm wearing a pump.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 05:01 PM
Can I make people cry?

Probably.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 05:05 PM
Given the male to female ratio round here, Bob Dole doubts that a truly random sampling of 25 users with greater than 500 posts would yield as many tits as have been selected.

I find you in contempt. That'll be 25 rep points.

Actually, it was a total random number gig. The court too found it odd, but the random numbers drawn led to the selection. We'll see if any of them survive the jury selection process.

PinkFloyd
10-26-2006, 05:08 PM
Due too the fact that I'm involved in law enforcement, and my other law job keeps me out at night late sometimes -- I thank the juror selector for not having my name drawn...


However; if you need me to do some sneaky work done under another name, I might be able to provide some info on this individual, to have his butt sent to the slammer !!!!! ROFL



















Honestly though -- I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to busy for this trial !!! Your all on your own....

stevieray
10-26-2006, 05:13 PM
I'm here!

Donger
10-26-2006, 05:36 PM
Probably.

Okay, I'm in.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 05:48 PM
The judge refers to the prosecuting team. It appears that donger and hootie are in as the prosecuting team, and hootie has requested to serve as assistant prosecutor. Does anybody wish to dispute the selection of donger as lead prosecutor, and hootie as assistant prosecutor?

Count Alex's Losses
10-26-2006, 05:51 PM
I'll volunteer as a paralegal for prosecuting team.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 05:52 PM
Donger as lead prosecutor
Hootie as assistant prosecutor
Gochiefs as prosecuting paralegal

If we have no dissent, so shall it be done.

(Banging gavel.)

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 05:55 PM
The court calls the defense, Mecca, to the bench. Mr. Mecca, your legal defense team consists of JBucc, SNR, and JohnnyV13. Who do you name as your lead defense attorney?

JBucc
10-26-2006, 05:55 PM
So where is Mecca? Usually he won't shut up and now when we need him he's gone.

Count Alex's Losses
10-26-2006, 05:57 PM
Don't you mean lead defense attorney?

Some judge you are.

Adept Havelock
10-26-2006, 05:57 PM
I wonder if he can be tried In Absentia...

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 06:00 PM
Don't you mean lead defense attorney?

Some judge you are.

Oh. Yeah. That.

banyon
10-26-2006, 06:00 PM
Donger as lead prosecutor
Hootie as assistant prosecutor
Gochiefs as prosecuting paralegal

If we have no dissent, so shall it be done.

(Banging gavel.)

Not to question your honor's wisdom, but should convicted Chiefsplanet offenders be serving in the capacity of paralegals for officers of the court?

trndobrd
10-26-2006, 06:00 PM
I'll call down to the jail to see if he posted bond.

Judge, why don't you go back to your chambers while we get this sorted out. I'll bring you a nice cup of camomile tea and your slippers.

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 06:01 PM
I wonder if he can be tried In Absentia...
:hmmm: :drool:

Easy 6
10-26-2006, 06:04 PM
So where is Mecca? Usually he won't shut up and now when we need him he's gone.
The Planetville Police have just reported that Mecca, having been aided by a sympathetic USC Alumni jailer has escaped and is now on the run. Planetville residents have been asked not to approach him if spotted. He is considered armed & dangerous. Tommy Lee Jones has been called in along with Dog the Bounty Hunter to aid local forces in his capture.

Count Alex's Losses
10-26-2006, 06:05 PM
Not to question your honor's wisdom, but should convicted Chiefsplanet offenders be serving in the capacity of paralegals for officers of the court?

Convicted! I wasn't even tried! An opressive totalitarian regime excommunicated me back in the dark ages. These are different days.

HAIL THE COURT OF THE STICK MONKEY!

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 06:09 PM
Not to question your honor's wisdom, but should convicted Chiefsplanet offenders be serving in the capacity of paralegals for officers of the court?
I second the counsel's opinion as a neutral troll/possible juror

banyon
10-26-2006, 06:10 PM
Convicted! I wasn't even tried! An opressive totalitarian regime excommunicated me back in the dark ages. These are different days.

HAIL THE COURT OF THE STICK MONKEY!

I have no further objection if his honor allows it. My only duty here is to make sure that the law is presented for his honor's review.

Donger
10-26-2006, 06:11 PM
So, can I have the bailiff shoot the convict yet?

Or, do I have do make some kind of argument first?

Halfcan
10-26-2006, 06:11 PM
Guilty.

trndobrd
10-26-2006, 06:13 PM
I have no further objection if his honor allows it. My only duty here is to make sure that the law is presented for his honor's review.


Your only duty here is to get the Judge some tea and his slippers.

Snap, snap! The Judge is a busy man and needs to relax.

SLAG
10-26-2006, 06:14 PM
::::stares at all the titties on the jury:::::

Adept Havelock
10-26-2006, 06:21 PM
The Judge is a busy man and needs to relax.

Isn't that why he's wearing the pump?

trndobrd
10-26-2006, 06:23 PM
Isn't that why he's wearing the pump?


Done with the pump, now it's time to relax.


BTW, have you seen Banyon? The pump needs washed again.

Mosbonian
10-26-2006, 06:29 PM
Is it too late to be considered for the jury pool?

mmaddog
*******

BucEyedPea
10-26-2006, 06:32 PM
Does this planet have jury nullification? :p Ya' know the right to judge the law too?

banyon
10-26-2006, 06:51 PM
Done with the pump, now it's time to relax.


BTW, have you seen Banyon? The pump needs washed again.


hey, the job describtion said "assistant law clerk", not "assistant slave"...


...er, oh, right. :p I'll get right on it.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 06:56 PM
I'll call down to the jail to see if he posted bond.

Judge, why don't you go back to your chambers while we get this sorted out. I'll bring you a nice cup of camomile tea and your slippers.


Best damn law clerk I've ever had.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 06:56 PM
hey, the job describtion said "assistant law clerk", not "assistant slave"...


...er, oh, right. :p I'll get right on it.


Best damn assistant law clerk I've ever had.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 06:57 PM
Does this planet have jury nullification? :p Ya' know the right to judge the law too?

The answer is no, since the court does not understand the question.

noa
10-26-2006, 06:58 PM
Is the trial going to occur in this thread or in a new thread?

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 06:58 PM
::::stares at all the titties on the jury:::::

Since there's so much publicity on this case, the court will ask the bailiffs to pat down all members of the gallery.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 06:59 PM
Is the trial going to occur in this thread or in a new thread?

A new thread, most likely. The next thread to be created will be either the jury selection thread or the lead defender selection thread.

(Banging gavel.)

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 07:00 PM
I have no further objection if his honor allows it. My only duty here is to make sure that the law is presented for his honor's review.

Because due process was not followed during the multiple prosecutions of gochiefs, he has no formal convictions on his record. The court rules that he may serve.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 07:01 PM
So, can I have the bailiff shoot the convict yet?

Or, do I have do make some kind of argument first?

It would be best to have some sort of process first.

noa
10-26-2006, 07:03 PM
Since there's so much publicity on this case, the court will ask the bailiffs to pat down all members of the gallery.


This is exactly what GoChiefs wanted to hear. :whackit:

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 07:06 PM
All jury notices have been delivered, so the process has begun.

Stevieray's notice was returned due to a full mailbox, but that does not excuse him of his duty to show up for the jury selection.

SNR
10-26-2006, 07:12 PM
If it pleases the court, I would like to request that all jury members view the Star Wars Trilogy before the case is in session. Especially the parts with Chewbacca in it.

Why? Umm... no reason...

Count Alex's Losses
10-26-2006, 07:14 PM
Since there's so much publicity on this case, the court will ask the bailiffs to pat down all members of the gallery.

Someone invite Carrie Underwood.

Rain Man
10-26-2006, 07:15 PM
The court concurs. Once the final jury selection is made, all jury members shall view the Star Wars Trilogy prior to the commencement of proceedings. The court will order the replaying in court of the scene with Leia in the bikini.

(Bangs gavel.)

Short Leash Hootie
10-26-2006, 07:22 PM
I deem mecca to be a 'delete' risk...

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 07:35 PM
Ok folks, just got my notice by PM, been mighty busy the last few days, no computer time at all.
That said, I'll go back and read the 120 some posts, watch a few Star Wars trailers and get back to ya.

Mosbonian
10-26-2006, 07:55 PM
I recieved my Notice to Appear by e-mail also...

Does that mean I need to reacquaint myself with the Star Wars Trilogy?

mmaddog
*******

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 07:58 PM
I recieved my PM.and as a law abiding good citizen of ChiefsPlanet,I am willing to fullfill my duties if need be...I am ready willing and able..and I have already seen the trilogy

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 08:03 PM
Well, glad I smoked one :bong: prior to all that "light reading".
Let's get this party started shall we?
Anyone wanna a hit? :bong:

Chieficus
10-26-2006, 08:04 PM
I just knew that one of these days a random number generator (or whatever system was used) would finally select my name for something...

Now the thing is, I don't know if I should stand proud or cry...

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 08:08 PM
I just knew that one of these days a random number generator (or whatever system was used) would finally select my name for something...

Now the thing is, I don't know if I should stand proud or cry...
Have a hit of this "Northern Lights", trust me dude, ya won't feel like crying :D

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 08:11 PM
Well, glad I smoked one :bong: prior to all that "light reading".
Let's get this party started shall we?
Anyone wanna a hit? :bong:
Gimme a shotgun O-H :Pimp: :bong:

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 08:12 PM
What..no more BC Hydro?? :(

Rukdafaidas
10-26-2006, 08:13 PM
The court concurs. Once the final jury selection is made, all jury members shall view the Star Wars Trilogy prior to the commencement of proceedings. The court will order the replaying in court of the scene with Leia in the bikini.

(Bangs gavel.)
Your honor,
I'm going to have to ask to sit this one out, for the following reasons:

1. I'm familiar with the defendent, Mecca is my gay lover.
2. I can't watch the Star Wars Trilogy, because I'm blind (my Betamax is broken anyways).
3. My doctor states that my heart wouldn't be able to handle the stress involved with being a juror.
4. My employer, the US Goverment, won't excuse me. I'm currently the only person trained at my position of nuclear missle button pusher.
5. Oh, I almost forgot, I'm deaf as well.

I hope you understand.
Sincerely,
Ruk

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 08:14 PM
What..no more BC turbo?? :(
Wadda ya think "Northern Light's" is dude?
Had a, ah, "friend" of a , ah "friend" do his "green thumb chit" and cross "Northern Lights" with "Russian White" man what a wicked buzz I got going. :)

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 08:16 PM
Wadda ya think "Northern Light's" is dude?
Had a, ah, "friend" of a , ah "friend" do his "green thumb chit" and cross "Northern Lights" with "Russian White" man what a wicked buzz I got going. :)
Gotchya..cool..you are always fun when you are buzzed off your ass :D

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 08:20 PM
Gotchya..cool..you are always fun when you are buzzed off your ass :D
I'm in the jury, gotta have some fun somehow :thumb:

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 08:24 PM
I'm in the jury, gotta have some fun somehow :thumb:
:clap: :clap: :toast: :bong: :wayne:

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 08:27 PM
Gotchya..cool..you are always fun when you are buzzed off your ass :DBut a bit more under control than when i'm drunk huhh?
Not like I rant or anything :D

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 08:30 PM
But a bit more under control than when i'm drunk huhh?
Not like I rant or anything :D
I like your ranting man...it's a hell of alot of fun!!!I like you when your smokin...and I also like you when your drunk..your a well balanced poster :D :thumb:

chagrin
10-26-2006, 08:33 PM
I just logged on and received an email saying I am in the jury pool; does this mean I am officially in the jury that will decide the case?

Baconeater
10-26-2006, 08:41 PM
I just logged on and received an email saying I am in the jury pool; does this mean I am officially in the jury that will decide the case?
No, it just means you've been officially notified that you're officially in the official pool of jurors that will officially decide the case.

big nasty kcnut
10-26-2006, 08:42 PM
I'll just sit here and watch the fireworks.

Adept Havelock
10-26-2006, 08:45 PM
See ya in court! Well, at least at jury selection...

chagrin
10-26-2006, 08:47 PM
Okay, very well then

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 08:47 PM
I have to tell you, being a nOOb..I find this ****ing hilarious..this is great..I get a PM from ''court clerk 02'' ROFL telling me I am going to be in the jury pool..

I just had to say it..I love this ****ing place ROFL

OldTownChief
10-26-2006, 08:54 PM
This trial could go longer than the Scott Peterson trial.

stevieray
10-26-2006, 08:55 PM
All jury notices have been delivered, so the process has begun.

Stevieray's notice was returned due to a full mailbox, but that does not excuse him of his duty to show up for the jury selection.

I'll get right on that, your Honor.

Over-Head
10-26-2006, 09:02 PM
This trial could go longer than the Scott Peterson trial.
Looks like I'll be rolling fatties Bill :thumb:

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 09:07 PM
Looks like I'll be rolling fatties Bill :thumb:
:drool: :Pinky: :BLVD: :D

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 09:10 PM
While we are waiting

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Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 09:14 PM
Could this be the fate of Mecca if found guilty??

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Easy 6
10-26-2006, 09:14 PM
While we are waiting

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Speaking of 007 i caught my first trailer for the new one tonight, looks fantastic. It will get my 7$.

Count Alex's Losses
10-26-2006, 09:14 PM
One of the most overrated Bond movies. Cheesy as hell, almost to the point of disgust.

Bill Parcells
10-26-2006, 09:19 PM
One of the most overrated Bond movies. Cheesy as hell, almost to the point of disgust.
Here's your favorite!!!

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Logical
10-26-2006, 09:20 PM
I want to use one of the defense teams pre-emptive exemptions to reject KCChiefsfan88 as we think jurors should have an IQ higher than that of an Imbecile.

Thank you your honor.

SPchief
10-26-2006, 09:25 PM
SPchief is here and reporting for duty.

I'll have updates for you in about an hour.

SNR
10-26-2006, 09:25 PM
I want to use one of the defense teams pre-emptive exemptions to reject KCChiefsfan88 as we think jurors should have an IQ higher than that of an Imbecile.

Thank you your honor.I disagree. We need to make this trial as realistic as possible.

JBucc
10-26-2006, 09:26 PM
Alright I'm through writing my paper. Let's get this trial a goin'!

Delano
10-26-2006, 09:31 PM
Alright I'm through writing my paper. Let's get this trial a goin'!

I have got a paper you can get started on for me :D. Browsing the planet isn't really helping me. But it could (with your help)!

SPchief
10-26-2006, 09:32 PM
Perspective jurors have been given notice.
In a suprising twist, the defense tried to change the jury to length of service from post based prerequistes. Judge Rainman saw through their plan to potentialy try to courpt the jury pool and denied the defenses objection.

JBucc
10-26-2006, 09:34 PM
I have got a paper you can get started on for me :D. Browsing the planet isn't really helping me. But it could (with your help)!What's it about? Mine was supposed to be a profile and we had to interview someone and write about them. I did a real person but I didn't interview them and made it all up. That's not illegal is it?

SPchief
10-26-2006, 09:37 PM
In another startiling twist, Bob Dole has issued a statement in which he thinks that the jury pool is unjustly filled with to many women. While this reporter disagrees with him and thinks that the jury pool needs more pussy in it.

carlos3652
10-26-2006, 10:15 PM
Sweet....

Thig Lyfe
10-26-2006, 10:41 PM
We need a trial subforum!!!1!11one!!

OldTownChief
10-26-2006, 10:46 PM
I disagree. We need to make this trial as realistic as possible.

LMAO Ain't that the truth.

SPchief
10-26-2006, 11:11 PM
As the case winds down for now, no real news available until the defendant actually shows up to answer his lawyers questions.


I'll keep you updated on any late breaking news in this trial.

Bowser
10-26-2006, 11:48 PM
I'm locked and loaded. Got caught up on Star Wars and I'm all fired up....

SPchief
10-26-2006, 11:55 PM
*****BREAKING NEWS**********














In the wee hours of the night, someone who only would like to be known as Bowser, has entered the courtroom without a reason at all. It appears that the man known as Bowser has taken an apparent interest in this case and is looking for someone to give him some inside info on the case.

DenverChief
10-27-2006, 12:17 AM
WTF?!? How can you have a complete courtroom wihtout a REAL Deupty on hand?? :sulk: :harumph: :lame: :Pinky: :evil: :grovel:

Guru
10-27-2006, 12:18 AM
WTF?!? How can you have a complete courtroom wihtout a REAL Deupty on hand?? :sulk: :harumph: :lame: :Pinky: :evil: :grovel:

Does that make you Rusty then?

DenverChief
10-27-2006, 12:20 AM
Does that make you Rusty then?


LMAO Rusty was a Bailiff not a Deputy ....don't EVER confuse the two again K? :D

SPchief
10-27-2006, 01:13 AM
I'm kind of worried. I've put in a 10 hour shift here at the courthouse and my fellow reporter Greg hasn't showed up. He is supposed to be the late night reporter and is really not doing his job. Anyone heard from him?

luv
10-27-2006, 01:18 AM
Cool, I'll be the disruptive one in the courtroom audience that gets to spend the night in jail for contempt of court.

SLAG
10-27-2006, 01:19 AM
Cool, I'll be the disruptive one in the courtroom audience that gets to spend the night in jail for contempt of court.


Just remember i'm the one patting you down

:hmmm:

Guru
10-27-2006, 01:20 AM
LMAO Rusty was a Bailiff not a Deputy ....don't EVER confuse the two again K? :D
EVER? Whatcha gonna do?

luv
10-27-2006, 01:26 AM
What is the punishment if the defendant is found guilty of one or more of the charges brought against him? Sigs, avatars, bans, what?

luv
10-27-2006, 01:26 AM
Just remember i'm the one patting you down

:hmmm:
I haven't had a good pat down in awhile.

SPchief
10-27-2006, 01:30 AM
*****comentary*****
















I feel that this trial will bring a great change to this board. Unlike the greatest poster debacle from earlier this year. This trial has potential to create a good stepstone for what we have to do with "unfavorable" posters. The mods of this board have numerous times said that if you don't break a board rule that you won't get banned. If this trial is sucessfull, it will set precadent that this community will do what it needs to to get rid of those people that are unwanted, without managements approval.

luv
10-27-2006, 01:37 AM
*****comentary*****
















I feel that this trial will bring a great change to this board. Unlike the greatest poster debacle from earlier this year. This trial has potential to create a good stepstone for what we have to do with "unfavorable" posters. The mods of this board have numerous times said that if you don't break a board rule that you won't get banned. If this trial is sucessfull, it will set precadent that this community will do what it needs to to get rid of those people that are unwanted, without managements approval.
Wow. So the guilty party gets banned?

SPchief
10-27-2006, 01:41 AM
Wow. So the guilty party gets banned?


Well that would be the point of the trial, right?

Baconeater
10-27-2006, 01:43 AM
Wow. So the guilty party gets banned?
I thought they were to be shot by Frazod.

luv
10-27-2006, 02:01 AM
Well that would be the point of the trial, right?
I would think so, but I wasn't sure how lighthearted this trial was. I thought maybe he'd have to have some sig where an Trojan or ex-Trojan player was caught in some compromising position. Or aybe some kind of anti-chiefs sig or avy.

chagrin
10-27-2006, 06:28 AM
What is the punishment if the defendant is found guilty of one or more of the charges brought against him? Sigs, avatars, bans, what?


That will be up to the jury, if they ever get selected for real

Guru
10-27-2006, 06:44 AM
That will be up to the jury, if they ever get selected for real

There's actually going to be a jury for this trial? jeez, I would have thought this step would have been done by now.

EDIT

After looking through the thread fully now, this jury needs changed.

chagrin
10-27-2006, 07:03 AM
I am not sure how 50 jurors are needed. This leads me to believe that the jury has not been finally selectesd. This whole thing a sort of confusing

cookster50
10-27-2006, 07:05 AM
Jury Notice #10: damark!

I'd like to make an opening statement your honor. I believe all crimes deserve the death penalty, no matter how small. I also can't stand whites, blacks, asians, hispanics, arabs, or donkey fans. I believe I would make an excellent juror with these notions.

chagrin
10-27-2006, 07:07 AM
jurors do not make opening statements

cookster50
10-27-2006, 07:18 AM
jurors do not make opening statements

Then make that a pre-opening statement.

Rain Man
10-27-2006, 12:03 PM
Hear ye, hear ye! (Banging gavel)

In response to questions by the jurors, let it be known that the following process will take place to select the final 12 jurors.

1. The defense team will be selected.

2. The defense, prosecution, and court will each prepare five questions (for a total of 15 questions) to be given to the jurors.

3. Any jurors who do not respond to the questions will be eliminated from the jury pool.

4. Of the remaining jurors, the defense and prosecution will each eliminate one potential juror at a time until 12 jurors remain. Those 12 will constitute the jury.

5. Any potential jurors who are eliminated will serve as alternate jurors (in reverse order of elimination), and are encouraged to continue following the trial.

(Banging gavel)

Anyone got a petty thief I can sentence to death? Maybe a few of 'em? We can hook a bunch of lawn chairs up to the electric chair and do 'em all at once. Much cheaper.

carlos3652
10-27-2006, 01:04 PM
sweet, so hopefully by the end of today, the defense team will be set, the questions will probably be done tomorrow, with the Jurors decided by the time of the Seachicks game..

chagrin
10-27-2006, 01:17 PM
i think that sedated should be investigated for something

Over-Head
10-27-2006, 05:33 PM
Damn, now I gotta follow TWO threads?
(Inhales deeply) :bong: Bill where ya at?

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 05:37 PM
Damn, now I gotta follow TWO threads?
(Inhales deeply) :bong: Bill where ya at?
:clap: :toast: Right here O-H.. :)

Rain Man
10-27-2006, 05:48 PM
i think that sedated should be investigated for something

His time will come....his time will come...

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 05:53 PM
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rad
10-27-2006, 05:56 PM
Hey, parcells, who'd you suck off to get Icon status so quick?

You're the youngest I've seen reach that summit....

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 05:59 PM
Hey, parcells, who'd you suck off to get Icon status so quick?

You're the youngest I've seen reach that summit....
I sucked off nobody..it's not my fault I was born with such a great sense of humor and sharp wit..

I was also -10,000 in the red on august 31st..thats a 42,000 point turnaround in less than 2 months for an unknown nOOb..

I must live with it I'm afraid :shake:

Over-Head
10-27-2006, 06:01 PM
Hey, parcells, who'd you suck off to get Icon status so quick?

You're the youngest I've seen reach that summit....

What the! :eek:
(inhales deeply) yo Bill, have a hit and read this :shake:

Over-Head
10-27-2006, 06:02 PM
I sucked off nobody..it's not my fault I was born with such a great sense of humor and sharp wit..

I was also -10,000 in the red on august 31st..thats a 42,000 point turnaround in less than 2 months for an unknown nOOb..

I must live with it I'm afraid :shake:ROFL

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 06:06 PM
ROFL
Where you been???

Out to the shed again?? :hmmm: :bong: :D

rad
10-27-2006, 06:06 PM
What the! :eek:
(inhales deeply) yo Bill, have a hit and read this :shake:

Relax dude.....I was poking fun.....sheesh.

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 06:09 PM
Relax dude.....I was poking fun.....sheesh.
Where do you live rad??

NY or NJ??

rad
10-27-2006, 06:14 PM
Where do you live rad??

NY or NJ??

Upstate NY...Ulster Co.

Over-Head
10-27-2006, 08:23 PM
Relax dude.....I was poking fun.....sheesh.Dude, I live on an island in the middle of the freaken North Atlantic (well almost) It's a balmy -3 with a gentle wind wafting in from the North West at a Gazillion mph's.
Any idea what that does to a buzz when you come in from the back deck?
A fugg it. here have a hit. :bong:

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 08:35 PM
Dude, I live on an island in the middle of the freaken North Atlantic (well almost) It's a balmy -3 with a gentle wind wafting in from the North West at a Gazillion mph's.
Any idea what that does to a buzz when you come in from the back deck?
A fugg it. here have a hit. :bong:
I thought you were on the west coast??(BC)..

Your nose must be running all over the keyboard if it's that damn cold...

Back deck??

What about the shed???

Over-Head
10-27-2006, 08:46 PM
I thought you were on the west coast??(BC)..

Your nose must be running all over the keyboard if it's that damn cold...

Back deck??

What about the shed???It's such a beautiful night I wanted to watch the stars :thumb:

Oh yeah, to us Newf's, the west coast is Cornerbrook :)

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 08:58 PM
It's such a beautiful night I wanted to watch the stars :thumb:

Oh yeah, to us Newf's, the west coast is Cornerbrook :)
Gotchya..

The stars??or the northern lights?? :drool: :Pimp: :bong: ;)

Over-Head
10-27-2006, 09:24 PM
Gotchya..

The stars??or the northern lights?? :drool: :Pimp: :bong: ;)
Who? Me?:hmmm:

chagrin
10-27-2006, 09:37 PM
Relax dude.....I was poking fun.....sheesh.

rad, I don't mean to be rude, but you are incorrect - any chick who comes here and talks about her ass, or simply jumps to DC will achieve icon status faster than you can say "4 bucks, 4 bucks, you can't afford me, 4 bucks"

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 09:37 PM
Who? Me?:hmmm:
For you buddy!!!! ROFL

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rad
10-27-2006, 09:47 PM
rad, I don't mean to be rude, but you are incorrect - any chick who comes here and talks about her ass, or simply jumps to DC will achieve icon status faster than you can say "4 bucks, 4 bucks, you can't afford me, 4 bucks"


LMAO Yeah. I know that, but parcells isn't a chick.

(is he?)

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 09:50 PM
LMAO Yeah. I know that, but parcells isn't a chick.

(is he?)
I am all man..and have the trunk girth to prove it!!!

bill parcells below

chagrin
10-27-2006, 10:05 PM
Isn't being a Jets/Yankees fan a total conflict of interest?

chagrin
10-27-2006, 10:07 PM
I only say that because of the transplant NY & NJ residents that live here. They all seem to be Mets and Jets fans, that's all I am trying to clarify

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 10:10 PM
Isn't being a Jets/Yankees fan a total conflict of interest?
I got banned for a day over the Met/Yankee conflict at Jetsinsider..the administrator and one of the mods are Mets fans.. :rolleyes:

But..yeah..it's usually Giants/Yankees..and Jets/Mets

Bill Parcells
10-27-2006, 10:12 PM
I only say that because of the transplant NY & NJ residents that live here. They all seem to be Mets and Jets fans, that's all I am trying to clarify
There are alot of Jets fans in Florida..and most of the ones I know are Mets/Jets fans

Raiderhader
10-28-2006, 12:13 AM
LMAO Yeah. I know that, but parcells isn't a chick.

(is he?)



It doesn't say "soft bitch" in his sig for nothing....

Over-Head
10-29-2006, 04:38 PM
Anyone got popcorn?
I got’s me a wicked case of the munches going on