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'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2006, 08:46 AM
Here are some of the few that didn't make the final cuts

When did you know that you were going to be in the NFL?

http://www.success.org/AP/others/full/MikeShanahan.jpg

"When I could fit an entire 13 inch kielbasa down my throat and not gag."--Mike Shanahan

http://www.bolttalk.com/images/merriman12.jpg

"When my balls went from grapes to Grape Nuts"--Shawne Merriman

http://neworleanssaints.com/photos/roster/players/Horn_Joe.jpg

"When I knocked up the wife of the best LT in the game, and they traded him."--Joe Horn

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_brady_2.jpg

"When I went to this wedding in Canaa, and made some wine...."--Tom Brady

http://www.ponyfans.com/features/preview04/okstate/williams.jpg

"When I tanned for two and a half hours on the 'George Hamilton' setting, and didn't even feel warm"--Darrent Williams

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/bracket_lewis.jpg

"When I stabbed that guy in the hear....I mean when my bodyguards...and I ended up on the cover of Madden"--Ray Lewis

http://www.johnmonty.com/cotw/chmura.jpg

"When I drilled that 17 year old in the ass without a condom before her prom"--Mark Chmura

boogblaster
11-01-2006, 08:58 AM
Some will pay anything to see a show .....

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 11:04 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/trent_green.jpg

"I was in the NFL? When? I don't remember that."


http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/09/09/1126263423_0869.jpg

"When the Dark Lord Satan had his notary stamp the contract."

http://images.sportsline.com/images/cbs/sports/ssharpe051804.jpg

"When I [unintelligible, unintelligible, unintelligible]."

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/photo/1999/january/31/a_romo2.jpg

"I was in high school, and this guy gave me some pills, and I took them and it made me really, really mad, and then we had a game and in the bottom of a pile I grabbed a guy's hand and broke four of his fingers, and I said to myself 'I can do this'."

http://lang.presstelegram.com/images/web/GrandPrix/John-Elway.jpg

"I was in high school, and I told my coach that I would quit and play baseball if I didn't get to play quarterback, and he let me play quarterback. And then I demanded a transfer to another high school just to see if I could demand special treatment, and they let me. And I said to myself, 'If I could have a good running back who would do all the work, I could be successful in the NFL'."

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/william_bartee.jpg

"Are you talking to me?"

JazzzLovr
11-01-2006, 12:11 PM
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/09/09/1126263423_0869.jpg

"When the Dark Lord Satan had his notary stamp the contract."


LMAO

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Bump...:banghead:....I thought this thing had wheels.

Raiderhader
11-01-2006, 09:49 PM
LMAO



That was my favorite as well.

Easy 6
11-01-2006, 09:56 PM
Here are some of the few that didn't make the final cuts

When did you know that you were going to be in the NFL?

http://www.success.org/AP/others/full/MikeShanahan.jpg

"When I could fit an entire 13 inch kielbasa down my throat and not gag."--Mike Shanahan

http://www.bolttalk.com/images/merriman12.jpg

"When my balls went from grapes to Grape Nuts"--Shawne Merriman

http://neworleanssaints.com/photos/roster/players/Horn_Joe.jpg

"When I knocked up the wife of the best LT in the game, and they traded him."--Joe Horn

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_brady_2.jpg

"When I went to this wedding in Canaa, and made some wine...."--Tom Brady

http://www.ponyfans.com/features/preview04/okstate/williams.jpg

"When I tanned for two and a half hours on the 'George Hamilton' setting, and didn't even feel warm"--Darrent Williams

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/bracket_lewis.jpg

"When I stabbed that guy in the hear....I mean when my bodyguards...and I ended up on the cover of Madden"--Ray Lewis

http://www.johnmonty.com/cotw/chmura.jpg

"When I drilled that 17 year old in the ass without a condom before her prom"--Mark Chmura
For me its either the rat or lewis in that unholy ridiculous getup. ROFL

Bill Parcells
11-01-2006, 10:11 PM
Bump...:banghead:....I thought this thing had wheels.
Here's another Al Davis pic where he looks really good!!! :rolleyes:

http://espndeportes-att.espn.go.com/2003/photos2006/0525/a_davis_vt.jpg